I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 286 Lao Xu, promise me not to die
Suddenly, quietly, people discovered that this time the rules ghost story copy had ended.

The reason for discovery is simple, because something strange has happened.

Countries around the world are once again suffering from strange invasions, just like before.

There are only three countries that have not received any news of strange invasions. These three countries are Dragon Kingdom, New Lighthouse and Oran Kingdom.

From this, people finally knew who...which team won the final victory in the dungeon that had never known exactly what happened.

The people of the Dragon Kingdom were undoubtedly extremely happy, because Xiao Yi had once again won.

However, the people of the Dragon Kingdom couldn't help but feel a little worried, because this time the rules of the dungeon were divided into teams. That is, even if someone in the team died, as long as one person won the final victory, other countries in the same team would also win. Still won't be invaded by weirdness.

And those who die are truly dead and can never come back.

Gradually, this voice of concern gradually grew stronger on the Internet. People were more worried about Xiao Yi's safety than the so-called reward, so they petitioned the senior officials of Long Kingdom to know Xiao Yi's current situation.

Afterwards, the senior officials of Longguo also quickly issued an announcement, saying that Xiao Yi had now returned to Longguo safely, and that he was eating well, sleeping well and in good health, and had no adverse reactions at all from the month of life in the abandoned capital.

But no matter which one it was, he was unwilling, so he changed the subject and asked:

"It's related." Xiao Yi nodded and said, "I suddenly saw the term Frozen Throne, and then I thought, the so-called Frozen Throne should refer to the toilet you sit on in winter, right?"

……

"Um……"

Xu Yingguang finally found time to visit Xiao Yi and planned to ask about his situation. However, even though Xu Yingguang was familiar with Xiao Yi, he still showed an expression like an old man's subway cell phone at what he saw.

"Oh? Isn't this Old Xu?" Xiao Yi also immediately looked up at Xu Yingguang and said, "You came just in time. I am verifying something now. Come and help me sit down for reference."

Xiao Yi was just sitting on the toilet, seeming to be thinking about something quite profound.

"Ha...Huh?" Xu Yingguang frowned.

"So what are you trying to verify? Is it related to the toilet you're sitting on?"

"Hiss...what are you doing?"

By the way, Xiao Yi was not pulling... or anything, he was still wearing his pants.

"You..." Xu Yingguang couldn't stop his mouth from twitching as he came to Xiao Yi and asked slowly: "What are you doing?"

Not to mention that there are many logical loopholes in this statement, and... that's Xiao Yi!
As for the senior officials of Dragon Kingdom, they naturally wanted to know about the situation in the dungeon and what happened there.

The biggest problem is that for some reason, the toilet Xiao Yi is sitting on is made of pure ice.

Although some people also put forward the conspiracy theory that Long Guo deliberately concealed the news of Xiao Yi's death because no one knew about it, but after all, it was only a chat on the Internet, and no one took it seriously.

I saw Xiao Yi sitting on the toilet at this moment, looking thoughtful.

As for what happened, we can only ask Xiao Yi later... although Xiao Yi will probably forget about it later.

As soon as this announcement came out, the whole country breathed a sigh of relief.

However, all this desire for knowledge was blocked by Xu Yingguang. Everyone knows that Xiao Yi's rest situation is more important than figuring out what happened.

"For reference? Sit down for reference?" Xu Yingguang couldn't tell which one Xiao Yi was talking about for a while.

But if that was the case, Xu Yingguang wouldn't say he was surprised. He would just think that Xiao Yi had seen something like the statue of the Thinker on the Internet again, and then he got mad and sat on the toilet.

Xiao Yi continued: "So, I plan to try the feeling of sitting on the toilet in winter, but unfortunately, it is not winter now, and the icehouse does not have the feeling of winter. If it is artificial winter, it will cost too much manpower and material resources. , so I gave up.”

"Really? I didn't expect that you would actually consider this matter..."

Xu Yingguang was filled with emotion and couldn't help but feel a little moved. He even shed two tears.

Just when he saw the toilet made of ice, Xu Yingguang couldn't help but suck back his tears.

"So I noticed it again." Xiao Yi said with a serious face: "The Frozen Throne probably refers to the toilet itself being made of ice, which has nothing to do with winter, so I asked someone to use ice to help me carve out one. toilet."

"..." Xu Yingguang couldn't help but feel that the person who went to satisfy Xiao Yi's boring and willful whim... was a little pitiful.

"So..." Xu Yingguang asked again: "Then you are sitting on the Frozen Throne now. What do you want to verify?"

"I heard people say that sitting on the Frozen Throne is very impressive." Xiao Yi asked: "So I want to verify whether this is true, so...am I giving people a very strong look now?" Feeling handsome?”

"........."

Xu Yingguang looked at Xiao Yi, who was sitting on the toilet, as if he was pulling... something like that, and couldn't help but squint his eyes, almost to the point of squinting.

"...I can't say," Xu Yingguang replied with a twitching corner of his mouth: "After all, I am short-sighted and don't understand the facts in this area, so I can't give a good reference opinion."

"Really?" Xiao Yi also nodded, "Actually, I also think it's a bit weird."

It turns out that you are conscious... Xu Yingguang had no choice but to ask again:
"Then how do you feel about yourself?"

"Well... it's very cold. It hurts my buttocks, and my pants pockets are also wet, which makes me very uncomfortable."

"...Change into a pair of pants quickly."

……

In short, Xiao Yishi's whim, which was almost becoming a routine, ended here.

"So, how's the situation over there?"

Xu Yingguang asked Xiao Yi, who was sitting opposite. Of course, they were not sitting across from each other on the toilet, but sitting on the sofa and having a conversation in a formal setting.

"...Huh?" Xiao Yi asked doubtfully, "What is it like?"

"The weird rules." Xu Yingguang said patiently: "I just explained the weird rules to you not long ago, right? Did you forget it again? I can't help it, let me tell you again."

"No, that's not necessary." Xiao Yi waved his hand, "I know the meaning of the strange rules, I just don't understand what you are referring to, Lao Xu."

"In the last Dungeon of Rules and Ghost Stories, you and two other people fought against the Chosen Ones from other countries." Xu Yingguang said slowly and slowly: "Actually, on our side, it's almost you. About half a month after entering, the screen in the live broadcast room suddenly went blank. I couldn't see or hear anything. We couldn't know the situation on your side, so I just wanted to ask what happened on your side. "

This was the first time that such an abnormal situation occurred in the strange talk about rules, so Xu Yingguang wanted to get some information from Xiao Yi, who was a party involved.

Maybe we can get more information about the strange rules from some clues.

"Oh, you're talking about that. In fact, nothing happened. It's just that Fei Ye and I and Shereya took care of all the enemies that appeared one after another."

Xiao Yi clapped his fingers to recall and said:
"The three of us, her, and him, Fei Ye is responsible for formulating plans and countermeasures, while Shereya is responsible for output, damage resistance, assistance, blood recovery, control, acting as bait, throwing garbage, moving goods, being a driver, and telling cold jokes to relieve boredom. The three of us humiliated those enemies, and we were able to kill no more than fifty people in total! We were able to secure the final victory!"

"Ha..." Xu Yingguang seemed to sigh, and then couldn't help but ask: "Then what are you responsible for?"

"……………………"

Xiao Yi was silent for a long time, and finally came up with the answer after thinking hard.

"I am responsible for...making suggestions. Although my personal power is limited, as a resourceful person, I am very strong."

"..." Xu Yingguang shook his head gently, and then asked: "Ignore those things for now, did you encounter anything strange or unreasonable during the push?"

"Something unreasonable?" Xiao Yi thought for a moment and then replied: "It's true. A guy suddenly appeared and said he came to kill me."

Afterwards, Xiao Yi informed Xu Yingguang about Mr. Ke.

Although there were many things mixed in, such as "I don't know why the rival company with weird rules also sent people to mess with me." "He said something about human emotions, those beings are really awesome, etc., and rushed up. , beat us to a pulp," and other very abstract words.

Fortunately, this was not the first day that Xu Yingguang got along with Xiao Yi. He was more or less used to Xiao Yi's way of speaking, so he generally understood it.

"I see..." Xu Yingguang nodded slightly, "So is there a hostile existence in the strange rules? No wonder the live broadcast room turned out like that. It turned out that it was specifically targeted. The existence you are talking about... is called Rufa. Tathagata?"

Although it has almost nothing to do with its official name Yuanfa Kongdao, Xiao Yi, who had no intention of remembering it, immediately nodded and said: "That's right."

"Hmm..." Xu Yingguang couldn't help lowering his head and thinking, "But then again, if Rufa Ru was so rampant, didn't the Rules and Monsters notice at all? Even until the end, there was still nothing special. Reaction. This is somewhat incompatible with the terror rule that Rule Monster has always shown."

Xu Yingguang couldn't help but think of what Xiao Yi had told him before, that there were two people over there who wanted to kill Xiao Yi.

If the rule ghost story itself is controlled by multiple individuals with personalities, it means that it is very likely that one of these individuals deliberately concealed and condoned the occurrence of this situation.

Otherwise, such an abnormal situation was caused by a foreign enemy. Rules Monster should have taken countermeasures long ago. They should not be so incompetent.

It would be really strange if someone didn't deliberately arrange it secretly.

It seems that there is no peace within the Rules and Monsters, and there are also people with hidden agendas and even connections with foreign enemies.

"correct……"

Just when Xu Yingguang was thinking about this possibility, Xiao Yi said again:

"I remembered one thing. Mr. He said that my existence seemed to be conducive to the Rule Monsters achieving their goals, but he couldn't defeat the Rule Monsters, so he had no choice but to attack me."

"Is this the purpose of the strange rules?" Xu Yingguang immediately straightened his face.

This is not a trivial matter. After all, no one knows what Rules Guantan is doing by doing these things on Blue Star.

Only by clarifying the purpose of the strange rules, Blue Star can have countermeasures to resist the strange rules.

"So, have you asked what the rules are, what the purpose of the strange rules is?" Xu Yingguang also asked hurriedly.

"I wanted to ask, but it's a pity..." Xiao Yi couldn't help but sigh, "I have been fucked so many times, and I must also want to find out what their purpose is. However, just when I wanted to ask, that The guy suddenly stopped talking and started planning to kill me, as if someone had deliberately planned to kill me. So... I couldn't figure out what the purpose was."

"...Really?" Xu Yingguang also felt a little regretful about this, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Perhaps, instead of knowing it from the mouths of other beings, it is up to humans to come up with this answer themselves, so that they are more likely to understand the idea of ​​strange rules and make better countermeasures... Xu Yingguang comforted himself in his heart.

That's all Xu Yingguang wanted to ask. After he finished asking, he planned to leave so as not to disturb Xiao Yi.

However, Xiao Yi stopped Xu Yingguang and asked, "Speaking of which, Lao Xu, since you don't allow me to go abroad, you should let me know about the situation of Fei Ye and Shereya, right?"

"Yes." Xu Yingguang said: "Don't worry, they are in good condition now. Sherea is busy with his ascension to the throne, and Fei Ye... Although the live broadcast was interrupted, she relied on her performance in the first half , gained extremely high popularity and respect in New Lighthouse, and is now almost considered the number one talker in New Lighthouse.”

"Really?" Xiao Yi settled down, "That's good."

"If there's nothing else, I'll go and get busy first...cough! Cough!"

Suddenly, Xu Yingguang coughed, and it was not an ordinary cough, but an extremely violent cough.

Xiao Yi couldn't help but panic when he saw this, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with you, Lao Xu? Why don't you get busy later."

"It's okay..." Xu Yingguang regained his breath and said, "I checked, it's just a slight cold. I'll take a rest after I'm done."

However, Xiao Yi could not help but be a little worried and said:

"Lao Xu, promise me not to die, okay?"

"Don't worry, I won't die." Xu Yingguang smiled helplessly, "At least I won't die until the problem of strange rules is completely solved... I definitely won't die."

(End of this chapter)