I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?
Chapter 4 Counterattack
Chapter 4 Counterattack
After a while, Xiao Yi ate all the four members of the family together with his five portions of meat.
Xiao Yi licked his lips and frowned.
"Why does this meat taste bland?"
The live broadcast room was suddenly speechless.
"It's tasteless and you eat like a mad dog? You're like a starving ghost reincarnated."
"What kind of beast is a man?"
Xiao Yi said and touched his belly again.
"I feel... not very full."
His words stunned everyone in the live broadcast room again.
"No, brother, haven't you eaten enough?"
"That's almost it. Even if the meat is not poisonous, you will still get sick if you continue to eat it."
Of course Xiao Yi couldn't hear the complaints in the live broadcast room, and he immediately turned his attention to the only pot of unappetizing soup left on the dining table.
Looking at the pot of soup, Xiao Yi also had a troubled expression on his face.
Seeing Xiao Yi's expression, everyone watching in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huh... It seems that he still has some common sense, and he won't even eat the soup that looks like looking up at the stars."
"Oh~ I've finally stopped talking."
Xiao Yi said, "It's just soup and water. I'm not hungry at all. I don't know when I'll be able to eat my next meal, so I'd better make more space to pack more solid food."
Everyone was stunned, it turned out that this was the reason!
But then, for some reason, Xiao Yi suddenly turned his attention to the only other person sitting at the dining table, the old woman who was slumped in a wheelchair and motionless.
Everyone was shocked when they saw this.
"Ah? He won't even let an old lady go, right? This is a bit perverted!"
"Maybe he wants to eat people!"
"Generally speaking, this is impossible. No matter how retarded a retarded person is, he will not eat people. But... after seeing his previous performance, I really can't say anything."
Under the nervous gaze of everyone in the Dragon Kingdom, Xiao Yi walked towards the old lady and smiled sheepishly.
"Haha, I'm sorry, grandma, I accidentally ate your share of dinner. You... shouldn't mind, right? By the way, to apologize, I'll feed you. Judging from your appearance, you should also It’s not convenient to eat by yourself.”
With that said, Xiao Yi took out a bowl and took out a bowl of soup from the pot. He thoughtfully scooped up some with a spoon and blew on it before slowly passing it to grandma's mouth.
Xiao Yi still knows some manners, but he has to recite traditional virtues every day, which naturally includes respecting the elderly and caring for the young.
After all, this was a common question in junior high school entrance exams. He had memorized it for a long time, so he naturally remembered it.
Seeing this, the Longguo people who were staring at the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.
"It turned out to be like this, it scared me to death."
"Don't tell me, this kid is really polite, except that the food he wants to feed is a little weird."
"Ahhhh! Brother Xiao Yi is so polite, so considerate and gentle! I feel so good! I can't help it anymore, I can't help it!"
"...? Lady in front, please be restrained and put your hands on the keyboard. There are foreigners watching this live broadcast room! Don't embarrass us Dragon Country people!"
"But I'm male."
"……what?"
The old woman didn't look at Xiao Yi. Her eyes were dim and distracted, and she kept tilting her head and staring at the ground.
However, she was not completely unresponsive. When Xiao Yi handed him the spoon, she opened her lips slightly.
Xiao Yi fed her the soup, but the soup quickly flowed out of the corners of her mouth and dripped onto her clothes.
People who have elderly people in need of care at home feel nervous when they see this scene.
This scene brought back their memories, and they knew better than anyone how painful this was.Therefore, it is not surprising how Xiao Yi reacted.However, Xiao Yi was not a little angry or blaming at all.
He wiped grandma's lips with his sleeve and said:
"I'm so stupid, I got it everywhere again."
Seeing this scene, countless people in the Dragon Kingdom's favorability towards Xiao Yi skyrocketed!
"Although this kid is stupid, he is really kind!"
"No! I feel it too!"
"Hey, wait... look, is the old man smiling?"
After seeing this barrage, everyone realized that a faint smile suddenly appeared on the corner of the old woman's mouth.
There was silence in the live broadcast room. This should have been a warm scene, but for some reason, people could only feel weird, scary and frightened when looking at that smile...
However, at this moment, those people started acting like monsters in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room again.
"Hey, why is this idiot still wasting time here with a paraplegic old woman? Let's take a look at our Professor Dick. He has already advanced to the next stage of the plot."
This statement angered the people of the Dragon Kingdom, but this time, the people of the Dragon Kingdom did not hit the keyboard angrily, but sneered disdainfully and typed the keyboard calmly.
If it had been before, the people of the Dragon Kingdom would probably have been able to just vent their emotions with some angry curses or remain silent.
But things are different now, Xiao Yi has changed the direction of the flow.
Now the people of the Dragon Kingdom will no longer be simply controlled by emotions, they can calmly launch a real counterattack.
Someone immediately counterattacked: "Does this also allow you to win? Like a clown, the requirement to pass the level is to survive tonight. Who can compare with you in the progress of the plot? Retarded."
"Heh, why are you looking at Dick? Do you want to see him squirting black juice? If you like looking at Dick so much, just watch it yourself, stinker."
"They actually insulted our Professor Dick! How did they insult us? They said what Dick did again, hahahaha!"
"……you!"
Those people were immediately angry, but didn't know how to respond.
If the people of the Dragon Kingdom just yelled some meaningless swear words, then they would insult the people of the Dragon Kingdom in ten thousand ways, but now the people of the Dragon Kingdom were calmly mocking them, making it impossible for them to fight back.
Because it's all true.
In the end, those people could only say harshly:
"Anyway, that retarded man will definitely not survive to the end! Watching here anymore is just a waste of time! Let's go watch Professor Dick's performance!"
"Okay, okay, get out of here, get out of here!"
"Walk slowly without sending."
The atmosphere inside and outside the Longguo live broadcast room was suddenly filled with joy.
Many people in the Dragon Kingdom have been waiting for too long for a day, and they have been unable to raise their heads until they finally have the opportunity to feel proud in front of those foreigners!
And all this is thanks to Xiao Yi!
……
On the other side, Professor Dick has also advanced to the next stage of the plot.
After passing the difficulty of dinner, the family arranged for him to rest in a guest room and asked him to have a good rest tonight to eliminate fatigue.
However, it was still dark at night, so how could Dick stay in his room and sleep honestly? Doing so would be the same as waiting for death, and only a mentally retarded person would do that.
Professor Dick immediately quietly left the room and began to explore the mansion.
Soon, Professor Dick encounters a crucial plot point.
As he passed a room, he heard Professor Hannibal's roar.
"You said you want that outsider to become our family? Why!? I obviously love you so much and I have tried my best to satisfy you. Why are you still not satisfied? Are you looking for another man?"
(End of this chapter)
After a while, Xiao Yi ate all the four members of the family together with his five portions of meat.
Xiao Yi licked his lips and frowned.
"Why does this meat taste bland?"
The live broadcast room was suddenly speechless.
"It's tasteless and you eat like a mad dog? You're like a starving ghost reincarnated."
"What kind of beast is a man?"
Xiao Yi said and touched his belly again.
"I feel... not very full."
His words stunned everyone in the live broadcast room again.
"No, brother, haven't you eaten enough?"
"That's almost it. Even if the meat is not poisonous, you will still get sick if you continue to eat it."
Of course Xiao Yi couldn't hear the complaints in the live broadcast room, and he immediately turned his attention to the only pot of unappetizing soup left on the dining table.
Looking at the pot of soup, Xiao Yi also had a troubled expression on his face.
Seeing Xiao Yi's expression, everyone watching in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huh... It seems that he still has some common sense, and he won't even eat the soup that looks like looking up at the stars."
"Oh~ I've finally stopped talking."
Xiao Yi said, "It's just soup and water. I'm not hungry at all. I don't know when I'll be able to eat my next meal, so I'd better make more space to pack more solid food."
Everyone was stunned, it turned out that this was the reason!
But then, for some reason, Xiao Yi suddenly turned his attention to the only other person sitting at the dining table, the old woman who was slumped in a wheelchair and motionless.
Everyone was shocked when they saw this.
"Ah? He won't even let an old lady go, right? This is a bit perverted!"
"Maybe he wants to eat people!"
"Generally speaking, this is impossible. No matter how retarded a retarded person is, he will not eat people. But... after seeing his previous performance, I really can't say anything."
Under the nervous gaze of everyone in the Dragon Kingdom, Xiao Yi walked towards the old lady and smiled sheepishly.
"Haha, I'm sorry, grandma, I accidentally ate your share of dinner. You... shouldn't mind, right? By the way, to apologize, I'll feed you. Judging from your appearance, you should also It’s not convenient to eat by yourself.”
With that said, Xiao Yi took out a bowl and took out a bowl of soup from the pot. He thoughtfully scooped up some with a spoon and blew on it before slowly passing it to grandma's mouth.
Xiao Yi still knows some manners, but he has to recite traditional virtues every day, which naturally includes respecting the elderly and caring for the young.
After all, this was a common question in junior high school entrance exams. He had memorized it for a long time, so he naturally remembered it.
Seeing this, the Longguo people who were staring at the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.
"It turned out to be like this, it scared me to death."
"Don't tell me, this kid is really polite, except that the food he wants to feed is a little weird."
"Ahhhh! Brother Xiao Yi is so polite, so considerate and gentle! I feel so good! I can't help it anymore, I can't help it!"
"...? Lady in front, please be restrained and put your hands on the keyboard. There are foreigners watching this live broadcast room! Don't embarrass us Dragon Country people!"
"But I'm male."
"……what?"
The old woman didn't look at Xiao Yi. Her eyes were dim and distracted, and she kept tilting her head and staring at the ground.
However, she was not completely unresponsive. When Xiao Yi handed him the spoon, she opened her lips slightly.
Xiao Yi fed her the soup, but the soup quickly flowed out of the corners of her mouth and dripped onto her clothes.
People who have elderly people in need of care at home feel nervous when they see this scene.
This scene brought back their memories, and they knew better than anyone how painful this was.Therefore, it is not surprising how Xiao Yi reacted.However, Xiao Yi was not a little angry or blaming at all.
He wiped grandma's lips with his sleeve and said:
"I'm so stupid, I got it everywhere again."
Seeing this scene, countless people in the Dragon Kingdom's favorability towards Xiao Yi skyrocketed!
"Although this kid is stupid, he is really kind!"
"No! I feel it too!"
"Hey, wait... look, is the old man smiling?"
After seeing this barrage, everyone realized that a faint smile suddenly appeared on the corner of the old woman's mouth.
There was silence in the live broadcast room. This should have been a warm scene, but for some reason, people could only feel weird, scary and frightened when looking at that smile...
However, at this moment, those people started acting like monsters in the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room again.
"Hey, why is this idiot still wasting time here with a paraplegic old woman? Let's take a look at our Professor Dick. He has already advanced to the next stage of the plot."
This statement angered the people of the Dragon Kingdom, but this time, the people of the Dragon Kingdom did not hit the keyboard angrily, but sneered disdainfully and typed the keyboard calmly.
If it had been before, the people of the Dragon Kingdom would probably have been able to just vent their emotions with some angry curses or remain silent.
But things are different now, Xiao Yi has changed the direction of the flow.
Now the people of the Dragon Kingdom will no longer be simply controlled by emotions, they can calmly launch a real counterattack.
Someone immediately counterattacked: "Does this also allow you to win? Like a clown, the requirement to pass the level is to survive tonight. Who can compare with you in the progress of the plot? Retarded."
"Heh, why are you looking at Dick? Do you want to see him squirting black juice? If you like looking at Dick so much, just watch it yourself, stinker."
"They actually insulted our Professor Dick! How did they insult us? They said what Dick did again, hahahaha!"
"……you!"
Those people were immediately angry, but didn't know how to respond.
If the people of the Dragon Kingdom just yelled some meaningless swear words, then they would insult the people of the Dragon Kingdom in ten thousand ways, but now the people of the Dragon Kingdom were calmly mocking them, making it impossible for them to fight back.
Because it's all true.
In the end, those people could only say harshly:
"Anyway, that retarded man will definitely not survive to the end! Watching here anymore is just a waste of time! Let's go watch Professor Dick's performance!"
"Okay, okay, get out of here, get out of here!"
"Walk slowly without sending."
The atmosphere inside and outside the Longguo live broadcast room was suddenly filled with joy.
Many people in the Dragon Kingdom have been waiting for too long for a day, and they have been unable to raise their heads until they finally have the opportunity to feel proud in front of those foreigners!
And all this is thanks to Xiao Yi!
……
On the other side, Professor Dick has also advanced to the next stage of the plot.
After passing the difficulty of dinner, the family arranged for him to rest in a guest room and asked him to have a good rest tonight to eliminate fatigue.
However, it was still dark at night, so how could Dick stay in his room and sleep honestly? Doing so would be the same as waiting for death, and only a mentally retarded person would do that.
Professor Dick immediately quietly left the room and began to explore the mansion.
Soon, Professor Dick encounters a crucial plot point.
As he passed a room, he heard Professor Hannibal's roar.
"You said you want that outsider to become our family? Why!? I obviously love you so much and I have tried my best to satisfy you. Why are you still not satisfied? Are you looking for another man?"
(End of this chapter)
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