Imperial County Magistrate

Chapter 48 There’s a prize for shitting
"My grass!"

When the rogue saw Zhao Kang actually taking out the needle and thread from his arms, he was startled and started to run back. Several guards from the Military and Horse Division quickly pinned him down.

While arranging the needle and thread, Zhao Kang walked over with a grim smile: "You like to poop in the street, right? I'm going to sew you up now and let you poop with your mouth later. Take off his pants for me!"

"No, no, no! I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't sew my butt! Help!"

The guard pulled down his pants, and Popi suddenly felt a cool breeze, which made him cry and his crotch became wet.

The guard turned his head away: "Sir, he was so scared that he peed."

"Are you scared? I haven't started yet. Don't panic. I'm very experienced in this kind of needlework."

While Zhao Kang was talking, he put on the cotton thread and kicked the rogue. The frightened rogue saw that he seemed to be really serious about it, and he wailed quickly.

"My lord! I know I was wrong. I will never poop on the street again! Please let me go, don't sew me!"

"I thought he was a good guy!"

Zhao Kang snorted coldly: "Let him go."

Upon hearing this, the guard quickly let go, and the man ran away without even lifting his pants, crying as he ran, like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied.

Now everyone looked at Zhao Kang with something wrong. You are numb, you are simply not human!

"Who else wants to poop in the street! Stand up and poop in front of me! Damn it, if I know who poops in the street, I will not only sew you up, but also throw you into a pit to soak for two days!"

When Zhao Kang drank, he felt domineering.

All the people took a step back without daring to look at him.

What is the aura of overlord!That's it.

Liu Jian'an swallowed and shrank behind His Royal Highness. He had done such a thing as defecation in the street when he was drunk.

Xiao Xuance's face turned pale, but his eyes were full of admiration as he looked at Zhao Kang's back. This was so overbearing that so many people were so frightened by him that they didn't dare to breathe.

Seeing that deterrence worked.

Zhao Kang's expression softened and he spoke again: "Besides, who said I won't let you poop or pee! I won't let you poop or pee in the street. What is this? This is a fucking road. It's a place for people to leave!"

"Don't you think it's disgusting if you step on some shit while walking on the road? Show me over there!"

Pointing to the place where the Ministry of Industry was constructing, everyone looked over subconsciously, and Zhao Kang's voice rang out: "That place is called a public toilet! In the future, many public toilets will be built in the nine gates of the five cities of our imperial capital. If you don't have a toilet or a bucket at home, go there. That’s convenient.”

"Do you understand!"

"I understand!"

The common people were startled and responded quickly. After receiving Zhao Kang's permission, they dispersed one after another.

When he turned around, he found that Xiao Xuance and others all took a step back. A group of soldiers and horse guards also looked at him in fear. Zhao Kang was suspicious: "What are you doing? What the hell?"

Xiao Xuance looked at him and said, "That Zhao Kang, have you really sewn someone's penis?"

"you guess."

Zhao Kang snorted, put away the needle and thread, and looked at a group of soldiers and horse guards: "And you, I have been keeping a close eye on you these days. If anyone is found urinating in the open, they will be arrested immediately. If you don't do anything good for me, I’ll sew it up for you!”

After scolding everyone, Zhao Kang hummed a ditty with his hands behind his back and left to find a place to drink tea.

Someone behind him whispered: "He must have done this kind of thing."

"That's right, how can a grown man carry needle and thread with him!"

"Hey, dear, maybe this person is addicted, and he is just thinking about needlework!"

"Gotta stay away from him."

In ten days, the [-] public toilets Zhao Kang needed were built, with slogans painted on the walls.Several ordinary people looked at the writing on the wall and were a little confused, so they asked the soldiers and horses guards next to them.

"What do you mean, sir?"

"This is the slogan written by Mr. Zhao. Those who defecate in the open will have no descendants."

"This is a rule, those who dump filth will be sold to their fathers and mothers!"

"Strive to be the vanguard of civilization and build a beautiful imperial capital together!"

"When you poop, choose a public restroom!"

“You can defecate in public toilets with peace of mind!”

The people were shocked. It was the first time in decades that they heard that people could poop in different ways.

A guard came out: "Everyone who comes here has looked over and memorized these two words, public toilet. Those two words written on them are the places where people defecate. Mr. Zhao mentioned the reward for being the first person to defecate in a public toilet. !”

As soon as I heard that I had money, the people around me gathered around me. How could I still get money for shit?How strange.

"Also remember, there are differences between men and women. The men's restroom is on the left and the women's restroom is on the right. There are words written on them. If you don't understand, remember to ask others. Mr. Zhao said that if a man dares to let a woman go to the public restroom, Go in, and if you catch him, sew him up and let him use his mouth to go to the toilet in the future!"

"Don't even remember it!"

Everyone was startled. They stepped back and looked at the toilet with fear. After all, Zhao Kang's reputation has spread in the outer city these days.

Common people all know that there is a demon named Mr. Zhao who likes to sew people up at every turn.

"What? Come and try. No one has ever used this toilet. The first one to use it will be rewarded a hundred coins." The guard tossed the copper coins in his hand.

One of the people came out and said, "I'm coming!"

Everyone quickly got out of the way. The man took a deep breath and went to the toilet as if it were an execution ground.

When the man came back from going to the toilet, the people saw that the guard actually gave him a hundred coins, and they were immediately excited.

It turns out that it’s really him who poops, and he gets paid for it!

Everyone immediately ran to find the toilet.

Division of Soldiers and Horses.

Zhao Kang and the other three were drinking tea when several guards responsible for guarding the public toilets came in. They looked at Zhao Kang fearfully and then said, "Your Majesty, the common people have gradually begun to accept public toilets."

"Good job."

Zhao Kang put down his tea bowl and said to Liu Jian'an, "Master Liu."

"Say." Although his official rank is higher than that of Zhao Kang, Liu Jian'an is really afraid of this guy.

Zhao Kang: "I'd like to trouble Mr. Liu to post a notice and summon 500 people to form a health team. These people will patrol the streets every day to check the sanitation of various cities. People from the Golden Juice Shop should also be asked to pay attention to the public toilets at all times. If they are full, they will Look, these are good fertilizers."

"I understand, but Mr. Zhao, building a few public toilets can really solve the problem of filth and chaos in the outer city?" Liu Jian'an was full of doubts.

Zhao Kang: "This is just the first step. We want people to gradually understand the importance of hygiene and health. I will get a batch of soap over time."

This is Zhao Kang's ultimate goal of rectifying the sanitary environment of the imperial capital.

He feels bad that he got a million taels of silver from a bitch woman all at once. He has to find an opportunity to get it back. People's awareness of hygiene has improved. Wouldn't this soap have a use?
"Soap?" Liu Jian'an and Xiao Xuance were both confused.

Zhao Kang: "This is none of your business. Mr. Liu, please find someone to copy my booklet and make a thousand copies."

Zhao Kang threw out the hygiene manual he had written in the past few days.

(End of this chapter)