Imperial County Magistrate

Chapter 69 Crazy!

"Okay, please come on stage. Is there anything else you want to try?"

Zhao Kang waved the auction hammer in his hand, looking very much like the host at Blue Star who sells squeezed goods and conducts lottery draws at the supermarket door!
Some women hesitated for a moment and then started to sign up enthusiastically. Zhao Kang selected five good-looking women with his fingers.

There are young women and girls.

The maid had already brought the basin, and Zhao Kang handed the soap to Lu Yuan and taught them how to use it. It was not a difficult task. It was just a matter of washing hands, so there was no need to teach them.

Seeing Lu Yuan and a group of women using soap, Zhao Kang's eyes began to move. The girl Lu Yuan was here, so wouldn't the dog woman be there too?
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhao Kang noticed a gaze paying special attention to him. He walked over and saw that it was the woman sitting with Xiao Xuance, the green man, hiding her face.

Zhao Kang hadn't noticed before, but just by looking at his figure, Zhao Kang was sure that this guy must be that bitch!

I didn't expect her to come too!
Thinking about it, Zhao Kang raised a smirk on his lips, picked up a fragrant skin jade again, and said to Xiao Linglong: "Can this young lady come on stage and try it out?"

Xiao Linglong was startled and said hurriedly: "No, no, no, no, no!"

What does this bastard want?
"It's okay, don't be shy, come on, come on, this is a benefit given to you by this noble hall."

Zhao Kang said that he went down and took Xiao Linglong's hand. Seeing this situation, the people around him were a little confused and didn't know what kind of medicine this guy was selling in his gourd.

Green Yuan over there was almost frightened when he saw Zhao Kang dragging Xiao Linglong onto the stage. He was about to run over to stop him, but then he thought about what would happen if His Majesty's identity was exposed?
I don’t know what to do at the moment.

Zhao Kang didn't care so much, took Xiao Linglong's hand and put it into the water: "Come, I will teach you how to use this fragrant skin jade."

Under the veil, Xiao Linglong's face turned red. She was actually held by Zhao Kang's small hands like this in public, but it was hard for her to reveal her identity!

Xiao Xuance below looked at this scene with silly joy, thinking, Zhao Kang, you are dead.

Little did he know that Zhao Kang did it on purpose.

"Come on, rub it! Yes, girl's hands are very rough, so you need to use our fragrant skin jade more. This product not only cleanses the skin, but also makes a woman's body smooth and tender. Come on Give me."

When the other women heard this, they all wanted to give it a try. Women care about their appearance and body, but it is a pity that Zhao Kang has no intention of giving this benefit to them.

Xiao Linglong went to the battlefield at the age of 20 and defeated the Allied Forces of the Three Kingdoms. She was bloody on the battlefield and even had many scars on her body, not to mention the hands holding swords and guns?
At this moment, being held and rubbed by Zhao Kang, his face was so red that he was almost bleeding. He felt like he was being treated lightly!
Feeling the trembling of those little hands, Zhao Kang became more and more convinced that this bitch was definitely that bitch!

Damn it, let you hit me!
Let you collect my taxes!

Let you not speak for me!
Zhao Kang touched his hands all over but still couldn't get angry. Xiao Linglong was so embarrassed and angry that she finally couldn't help it and whispered: "Are you okay?"

"Okay, okay! Look, isn't this much better than before? Girl, don't you think so?"

Xiao Linglong just wanted to escape from the stand at this moment. She felt as if the eyes below were looking through her, and she nodded repeatedly.

After seeing that it was almost done, Zhao Kang smiled and let her go. After all, this guy was still the emperor, and it would be bad if Qiu Hou had to settle accounts.

Xiao Linglong fled off the stage in a hurry. At this moment, the group of women who were experimenting with fragrant skin jade had also finished their work. They all looked at their hands in surprise, and then their eyes fell on the fragrant skin jade box in the hands of the maid, with a look in their eyes. A look of longing.

Zhao Kang began to chase people away: "The test is over, ladies and gentlemen, please step down from the stage and return to your seats."

The four or five women reluctantly turned around, and Zhao Kang turned around, picked up the auction hammer in his hand, and smashed it, shouting loudly and startling everyone.

"Now the auction begins for the first item in this noble hall, fragrant skin jade! Each person is limited to purchase twenty copies, and there are only two thousand copies in total. The bidding starts at ten taels of silver per copy! Each increase in price must not be less than five taels of silver. The feast for the nobles begins Got it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a woman who had used fragrant skin jade stood up and said: "I bid 15 taels of silver!" "You are crazy!" The Hanlin bachelor next to him was stunned. This was his wife.

The woman turned around suddenly and said angrily: "Gao Xueyi, do you still have a conscience! When you bought the Peiyuan tea for 100 taels of silver, I never said a word to you! Now it's my turn!"

Gao Xueyi was obviously henpecked, so he hurriedly apologized: "Madam, don't get excited and buy, buy, buy! Why don't you buy it for your husband?"

"That's pretty much it." The woman sat down with satisfaction and looked around nervously to see if there were any bidders.

Some women have already begun to make calculations in their minds.There are two thousand copies in total. Twenty copies are auctioned each time, which means there are almost a hundred opportunities, which is more. There is no need to fight to the death from the beginning!

Mrs. Gao wanted to be stingy, but this time she was willing to spend 300 taels on this fragrant skin jade. Apparently the effect is really good!This thing is worth buying!

The invitations sent out by Zhao Kang and Xiao Feiyu all stated that they were bringing their wives, so the fat sheep who came to the Noble Hall this time did not leave behind their wives or daughters.

Poor people don't know that their beloved wife, Little Cotton Jacket, has already begun to think about how to spend money!

After losing one, two, and three, Zhao Kang made the final decision: "The first fragrant skin jade was taken by Mrs. Gao!"

There is a sign on each seat indicating the people on the seat, and Zhao Kang can see clearly.

Mrs. Gao was beaming as if she had picked up something cheap, but Gao Xueyi, a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy, looked distressed. She was really a prodigal woman!
Empress Xiao Linglong had come to her senses at this moment and looked at Zhao Kang in surprise. Did she earn 300 taels?
Then the second fragrant skin jade was obtained by another woman who had tested the effect, and then the third and fourth copies were photographed, and things started to go wrong.

There was an invisible smoke filling the air.

"No. 20 fragrant skin jade is now available for auction!"

As soon as the voice fell, a woman shouted: "15 taels!"

"twenty!"

"Mrs. Zhao, what's the matter? There are still eighty copies left, why bother fighting with me?" The woman who made the first quotation was a little unhappy.

Mrs. Zhao chuckled: "This is an auction, the one with the highest price wins!"

"I won't argue with you! So what if I let you go?" No. 20 was sold for 400 taels each.

In a blink of an eye, fifty copies of the fragrant skin jade were sold out of one hundred, and everyone began to realize that something was wrong. Why did their wives and daughters' eyes turn red, as if they were going to go shirtless!

"No. 70 Two Fragrance Jade Deals!"

Zhao Kang shouted at the top of his lungs: "This fragrant skin jade is a divine product of heaven and earth. It is made by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. It is rare to find. Now there are only 28 copies left. Are you still worried about your dull skin?" ! Are you still worried about your husband spending time in a brothel day and night? Then what are you waiting for!"

"Fragrant-skinned jade helps you find your husband, and fragrant-skinned jade helps you lock your husband's heart!"

crazy!Except for a few people, the women in the venue were all crazy!All of them looked at the maid holding the wooden box on the stage with red eyes, wanting to snatch it away and run away.

The situation got out of control and even almost started a fight. The person who had been cut off several times simply pointed at the tip of the other person's nose and started to curse.

Gao Xueyi was shocked when he saw five copies of No. 70 fragrant skin jade sold for 800 taels!
Mrs. Gao looked at her husband triumphantly: "Do you still dare to call me crazy now?"

"Crazy, crazy!" Mrs. Zhao shouted from the side. Seeing his granddaughter spend 200 taels on 20 yuan soap, he almost got heart disease.

(End of this chapter)