Reading my brother's notes, my sister learned the thunder method during the live broadcast
Chapter 1: Growing up like this in high school?I do not believe!
Chapter 1: Growing up like this in high school?I do not believe!
[Give you 500 million, are you willing to wear a mask and poop on the street? 】
There was such a post on a certain forum.
Normal people would never bother to reply to such a post, but abnormal netizens will.
"Five million? You underestimate me! I'm willing to do 500 too."
"Everyone cares about face. It's so embarrassing to poop on the street. I choose 500 million."
"You can't give up money for dignity, right? I would also choose 500 million."
"How about I eat some croton and perform a flying plume down three thousand feet for you, otherwise I won't feel at ease with the 500 million."
"You're quite nice upstairs."
"Is it okay if I don't wear a mask? How do others know I have 500 million with a mask on?"
a certain neighborhood.
Inside an old shabby little house.
When did I close the webpage speechlessly?
There is no normal person in this group of idiot netizens!
However, he did get the answer.
He posted this post to see how netizens would choose this kind of social death. Now it seems that netizens are very realistic and have chosen the benefits.
And the reason why he posted this was not because he was bored, but because he had awakened a golden finger - the Immortal Cultivation Mission System.
The name sounds normal, but the mission issued is quite shameful.
[Task: Prove the Taoist Heart. 】
[Instructions: The host is asked to go to a public place with at least 100 people present and shout "I want to cultivate immortality" three times. Successful rewards include the Yuanshi Dao Sutra and one year of cultivation. 】
What's the difference between doing this and shitting on the street?
When did I lie down on my little bed, close my eyes, and let my thoughts fly.
One hundred days countdown to the outbreak of strange resurgence.
The world is about to change.
In the last life, the family was in a miserable state. On the first day when the strange recovery officially broke out, everyone disappeared.
Until much later, no news was received from the family.
When did you become a loner?
There is no way a person can survive alone in the apocalypse, with terrifying and strange creatures everywhere!
Fortunately, an Awakened survival team found Shi Shiluo hiding at home and took him to a survival base.
Since he has no abilities or professional skills, he can only engage in the most common labor in the base - riding a bicycle to generate electricity.
They eat the most rubbish food and live in a Datong shop with dozens of people to a room.
Every time I see those powerful awakened ones living in the most luxurious villas and hugging the most beautiful girls, I feel envious.
It's a pity that he has always been an ordinary person and has not awakened.
He survived for a total of six years in the apocalypse, and was later slapped by a passing powerful and strange creature that wiped out the entire base.
When did this end my short life?
All kinds of memories were playing in Shi's mind like a revolving lantern. He suddenly opened his eyes and seemed to have made up his mind.
Forget it, just be embarrassed if you’re embarrassed!
In order to cultivate immortality, don’t be slanderous!
He got up, left the room, went to the living room to put on his shoes, and got ready to go out.
Squeak.
The door next to her opened just in time, and a girl in her early twenties, wearing wombat pajamas with long legs and a slim waist, came out.
The girl casually sat down at the table: "Brother, have I prepared breakfast?"
When did the black line appear on her forehead: "He Qiuyue, you are a college student, don't you know how to do it yourself?"
When was He Qiuyue the second sister?
In her previous life, she disappeared on the day when the strange awakening broke out. After that, she tried every means to find out her whereabouts, but there was still no news.
Most of them have been killed by strange creatures.
He Qiuyue muttered: "You are no longer a high school student, haven't you graduated? Besides, you can do it, why should I do it?"
Makes sense!
Even now, I couldn't help but retort: "That's not fair. I always cook for you, why don't you learn it yourself?"
"I can't learn!"
He Qiuyue's tone was serious and serious.
"Think about it, if I can cook, I will have to cook when I get married. If I cook, I will turn into a yellow-faced woman. If I become a yellow-faced woman, my marriage will break up (panic), so I must not learn to cook." Rice!" He rolled his eyes speechlessly.
You have so many lies, why don't you create a cult?
I will be the first to report you!
Sighing, he finally gave in.
Just do it.
It happened that he was also hungry, so he wanted to solve the problem of food and clothing first, and then feed a useless female college student.
There are hand pancakes in the refrigerator. When is the time to take out the pancakes and eggs, turn on the gas stove and start pancakes.
Although he is only eighteen years old, he has already developed good cooking skills. Soon the alluring aroma will be wafted from the restaurant and spread to the living room.
The tip of the nose of the good-for-nothing female college student slumped on the sofa in the living room twitched slightly.
"It smells so good! Brother, your skills have improved." She sighed.
Ah Shilia ignored her, and she didn't mind. Instead, she continued to talk about other things.
"Brother, I have decided to become an anchor! What do you think?"
"Oh."
I continued to cook pancakes without any emotion.
"Just one? Your sister and I are a college student. Don't you find it strange that a college student gave up his prestigious major and chose to be an anchor?" He Qiuyue was puzzled. She thought her brother would give her some advice. .
There is nothing surprising about when.
After resurrecting his life, he already knew why He Qiuyue wanted to be an anchor.
Isn't it just because you can't get up from work?It's so grandiose!
Besides, in a hundred days, the world will end. It doesn’t matter whether you have an undergraduate or junior college degree, just ride a bicycle to generate electricity!
It really doesn’t make any difference which career you choose.
Seeing that her brother had no idea, He Qiuyue went back to her room and changed her wombat pajamas into a pleated skirt, and then started the Douyin live broadcast that she had already studied.
He Qiuyue has a good foundation, and coupled with the beauty effect of the software, her appearance has been directly improved by several levels.
As soon as it started airing, people immediately clicked in because of a few water friends.
"Hey, new anchor?"
"This appearance is damn good."
"Click to follow first."
"I grabbed it first, and the anchor is mine!"
"Love does not come first, it only depends on whether there is a fate. I can tell at a glance that the anchor and I have a bad fate for three lifetimes!"
"By the way, the anchor is a live broadcast or something? A chat anchor?"
There were a few barrages here and there in the live broadcast room.
He Qiuyue was very happy.
You really made the right choice to be a host, right?
There were people coming to see it from the very beginning. If I continue to work for a few more days, the sky will be full of rockets and my followers will increase by one million?
Wait a minute, a water friend just asked her what she was doing live streaming?
She didn't seem to have thought about this.
By some strange coincidence, she turned her camera and focused on Shi Zi who was baking pancakes.
Suddenly, a handsome boy with a childlike appearance but a tall figure appeared in the camera.
A few more barrages popped up.
"What? You have a boyfriend?"
"A famous lady has an owner? She's still a little bitch!"
"Close off and off."
"Waste of expression."
"Ah, why do pretty people have boyfriends!"
He Qiuyue knew that she had been misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Friends, don't get me wrong, this is my brother, he has just turned eighteen!"
"Ah this."
"Holy shit! High school student?"
"This is a high school student? Is it fake?"
"So handsome!"
Seek all kinds of data support!
(End of this chapter)
[Give you 500 million, are you willing to wear a mask and poop on the street? 】
There was such a post on a certain forum.
Normal people would never bother to reply to such a post, but abnormal netizens will.
"Five million? You underestimate me! I'm willing to do 500 too."
"Everyone cares about face. It's so embarrassing to poop on the street. I choose 500 million."
"You can't give up money for dignity, right? I would also choose 500 million."
"How about I eat some croton and perform a flying plume down three thousand feet for you, otherwise I won't feel at ease with the 500 million."
"You're quite nice upstairs."
"Is it okay if I don't wear a mask? How do others know I have 500 million with a mask on?"
a certain neighborhood.
Inside an old shabby little house.
When did I close the webpage speechlessly?
There is no normal person in this group of idiot netizens!
However, he did get the answer.
He posted this post to see how netizens would choose this kind of social death. Now it seems that netizens are very realistic and have chosen the benefits.
And the reason why he posted this was not because he was bored, but because he had awakened a golden finger - the Immortal Cultivation Mission System.
The name sounds normal, but the mission issued is quite shameful.
[Task: Prove the Taoist Heart. 】
[Instructions: The host is asked to go to a public place with at least 100 people present and shout "I want to cultivate immortality" three times. Successful rewards include the Yuanshi Dao Sutra and one year of cultivation. 】
What's the difference between doing this and shitting on the street?
When did I lie down on my little bed, close my eyes, and let my thoughts fly.
One hundred days countdown to the outbreak of strange resurgence.
The world is about to change.
In the last life, the family was in a miserable state. On the first day when the strange recovery officially broke out, everyone disappeared.
Until much later, no news was received from the family.
When did you become a loner?
There is no way a person can survive alone in the apocalypse, with terrifying and strange creatures everywhere!
Fortunately, an Awakened survival team found Shi Shiluo hiding at home and took him to a survival base.
Since he has no abilities or professional skills, he can only engage in the most common labor in the base - riding a bicycle to generate electricity.
They eat the most rubbish food and live in a Datong shop with dozens of people to a room.
Every time I see those powerful awakened ones living in the most luxurious villas and hugging the most beautiful girls, I feel envious.
It's a pity that he has always been an ordinary person and has not awakened.
He survived for a total of six years in the apocalypse, and was later slapped by a passing powerful and strange creature that wiped out the entire base.
When did this end my short life?
All kinds of memories were playing in Shi's mind like a revolving lantern. He suddenly opened his eyes and seemed to have made up his mind.
Forget it, just be embarrassed if you’re embarrassed!
In order to cultivate immortality, don’t be slanderous!
He got up, left the room, went to the living room to put on his shoes, and got ready to go out.
Squeak.
The door next to her opened just in time, and a girl in her early twenties, wearing wombat pajamas with long legs and a slim waist, came out.
The girl casually sat down at the table: "Brother, have I prepared breakfast?"
When did the black line appear on her forehead: "He Qiuyue, you are a college student, don't you know how to do it yourself?"
When was He Qiuyue the second sister?
In her previous life, she disappeared on the day when the strange awakening broke out. After that, she tried every means to find out her whereabouts, but there was still no news.
Most of them have been killed by strange creatures.
He Qiuyue muttered: "You are no longer a high school student, haven't you graduated? Besides, you can do it, why should I do it?"
Makes sense!
Even now, I couldn't help but retort: "That's not fair. I always cook for you, why don't you learn it yourself?"
"I can't learn!"
He Qiuyue's tone was serious and serious.
"Think about it, if I can cook, I will have to cook when I get married. If I cook, I will turn into a yellow-faced woman. If I become a yellow-faced woman, my marriage will break up (panic), so I must not learn to cook." Rice!" He rolled his eyes speechlessly.
You have so many lies, why don't you create a cult?
I will be the first to report you!
Sighing, he finally gave in.
Just do it.
It happened that he was also hungry, so he wanted to solve the problem of food and clothing first, and then feed a useless female college student.
There are hand pancakes in the refrigerator. When is the time to take out the pancakes and eggs, turn on the gas stove and start pancakes.
Although he is only eighteen years old, he has already developed good cooking skills. Soon the alluring aroma will be wafted from the restaurant and spread to the living room.
The tip of the nose of the good-for-nothing female college student slumped on the sofa in the living room twitched slightly.
"It smells so good! Brother, your skills have improved." She sighed.
Ah Shilia ignored her, and she didn't mind. Instead, she continued to talk about other things.
"Brother, I have decided to become an anchor! What do you think?"
"Oh."
I continued to cook pancakes without any emotion.
"Just one? Your sister and I are a college student. Don't you find it strange that a college student gave up his prestigious major and chose to be an anchor?" He Qiuyue was puzzled. She thought her brother would give her some advice. .
There is nothing surprising about when.
After resurrecting his life, he already knew why He Qiuyue wanted to be an anchor.
Isn't it just because you can't get up from work?It's so grandiose!
Besides, in a hundred days, the world will end. It doesn’t matter whether you have an undergraduate or junior college degree, just ride a bicycle to generate electricity!
It really doesn’t make any difference which career you choose.
Seeing that her brother had no idea, He Qiuyue went back to her room and changed her wombat pajamas into a pleated skirt, and then started the Douyin live broadcast that she had already studied.
He Qiuyue has a good foundation, and coupled with the beauty effect of the software, her appearance has been directly improved by several levels.
As soon as it started airing, people immediately clicked in because of a few water friends.
"Hey, new anchor?"
"This appearance is damn good."
"Click to follow first."
"I grabbed it first, and the anchor is mine!"
"Love does not come first, it only depends on whether there is a fate. I can tell at a glance that the anchor and I have a bad fate for three lifetimes!"
"By the way, the anchor is a live broadcast or something? A chat anchor?"
There were a few barrages here and there in the live broadcast room.
He Qiuyue was very happy.
You really made the right choice to be a host, right?
There were people coming to see it from the very beginning. If I continue to work for a few more days, the sky will be full of rockets and my followers will increase by one million?
Wait a minute, a water friend just asked her what she was doing live streaming?
She didn't seem to have thought about this.
By some strange coincidence, she turned her camera and focused on Shi Zi who was baking pancakes.
Suddenly, a handsome boy with a childlike appearance but a tall figure appeared in the camera.
A few more barrages popped up.
"What? You have a boyfriend?"
"A famous lady has an owner? She's still a little bitch!"
"Close off and off."
"Waste of expression."
"Ah, why do pretty people have boyfriends!"
He Qiuyue knew that she had been misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Friends, don't get me wrong, this is my brother, he has just turned eighteen!"
"Ah this."
"Holy shit! High school student?"
"This is a high school student? Is it fake?"
"So handsome!"
Seek all kinds of data support!
(End of this chapter)
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