Reborn in the red age

Chapter 279 It takes courage to poop in public
"Oh, my uncle is here. Knowing that you are coming back today, I went to learn northern cuisine. It will definitely suit your taste."

The Hu family's sister-in-law, who stayed at home to cook, heard the noise coming from the door and came out with a cooking shovel. Without even looking at her sister-in-law, she stepped forward to greet Li Qingfeng warmly.

"Okay, hurry up and cook. If you stay outside any longer, the food in the pot will get burnt."

The old couple of the Hu family didn't like this powerful daughter-in-law very much, and drove her back to the kitchen before Qingfeng Li could say anything.

"Oh, it's my food." The Hu family's sister-in-law hurriedly ran to the kitchen. Before entering the kitchen, she said enthusiastically: "Uncle, please sit down first. The food will be ready soon."

At the dinner table, the sister-in-law of the Hu family kept picking up food for Qingfeng Li. Her attentiveness made Qingfeng Li feel quite embarrassed. She secretly thought to herself, does this person have something to ask him to do?

Sure enough, when the family was sitting together after dinner and chatting, the sister-in-law said impatiently: "Uncle, do you know that there are many imported cars in mainland China recently? You can buy them as long as you spend money."

On the sofa, he was hugging the two elders who were rare in the first year of junior high school. When he heard his daughter-in-law's words, his expression changed. Just when he was about to say something, he was stopped by Hu Jiabao. He kicked his wife's heels, but it was of no use.

"I've heard about this. Many people in Sijiu City bought this kind of car. It is said that it was smuggled in from Hainan."

Car reselling is extremely rampant in Hainan. Basically, all units there are participating in this carnival. It is said that even kindergartens are reselling approval documents, using various methods to make a lot of money.

Boss Hu's vision is also not very good. How could he choose such a wife? It's really not as good as his own vision when looking for a wife. See how good Hu Jiabao is. His character and appearance are first-rate. He can take advantage of him wherever he goes. .

Seeing Mr. Hu and his family disappearing into the corridor, Li Qingfeng couldn't help but smile and shook his head. His sister-in-law was really a strange woman.

Qingfeng Li secretly thought to himself, is his sister-in-law trying to free up the car?
"After all, he has studied abroad and has a company in Hong Kong. He is very discerning." The sister-in-law praised Qingfeng Li happily, turned to look at her husband and parents-in-law, and said proudly: "Look, my uncle said that he was in trouble." Cars are a good business. I said I wanted to do this business, but you stopped me. Wouldn’t this delay me from making money?”

Good guy, Qingfeng Li called him a good guy, this sister-in-law is really a hero among women. She has no business experience at all, yet she dares to put her idea into something as big as a car.

Seeing that the atmosphere at home was not right, Li Qingfeng quickly came out to smooth things over, and Hu's mother also cooperated, and then the unpleasantness just now was revealed.

"How is it possible? I've already asked about it. The inspectors don't care about this matter. Magic City sells so many cars every month and not a single one of them has an accident." The sister-in-law retorted unconvinced. After finishing speaking, she looked at Li again. Qingfeng asked expectantly: "Uncle, am I right?"

After dinner, when Hu Guodong's family was about to leave, the sister-in-law wanted to continue chatting with Qingfeng Li about vacating the car, but was forcefully pulled out by Hu Guodong.

Li Qingfeng just lay on the bed and read a book, and did not answer Hu Jiabao's complaints at all, without even nodding his head.

After waiting for no response, Hu Jiabao, who was wiping his face, turned his head and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what's so interesting about that book? Why don't you say anything when I'm talking to you?"

The sister-in-law slapped her thigh and said excitedly: "Yes, yes, it's a car from Hainan. It's very popular in Shanghai. A classmate of mine is doing this and has made a lot of money."

Father Hu couldn't bear it any longer and scolded him: "What a good business, those cars are all smuggled. If the police catch them, they will not only confiscate them, but also fine them."

"Oh, you are quite smart."

The eldest son of the Hu family saw that he had no status in the family and could not control his wife. Just as the eldest sister-in-law of the Hu family was about to slam the table, she noticed that the whole family was looking at her coldly, especially her sister-in-law, who had a dark round face. It felt like charcoal, and then he calmly retracted his outstretched palm.

Lying down in Hu Jiabao's original room at night, Hu Jiabao came back from sending the child to his mother-in-law's house, his mouth pursed with an unhappy look on his face, and he complained to Qingfeng Li about his eldest brother and sister-in-law.

"Ah, this, Dad is right. The legal and policy risks of smuggling cars are too high. You really can't touch them. If you don't tell the truth, you will lose tens of thousands of dollars. Hainan has gone too far, and it will definitely happen. If it attracts a blow from above, it might be banned after a while.”

Most of the cars from there are Japanese cars. Wang Weimin bought a few Crown cars last year. They are not expensive. You can buy one for a few thousand yuan. Many self-employed people and private enterprises who have made money rush to buy them, giving birth to A large number of bad guys are involved in car buying and selling.

"Brother-in-law, you don't know something about this."

"That's good. Now with the reform and opening up, some people have become rich and have the spare money to buy a car."

The sister-in-law of the Hu family is a smart person. She knows that the person in the family who cannot offend the most is her sister-in-law. If she wants to ask Qingfeng Li to do something, she cannot get around her sister-in-law. Even if she and her uncle agree on the matter, Hu Jiabao will not agree to it. Things that have been discussed will be ruined.

"What do I have to say? What do you want me to say? Talk bad things about your mother's family with you? If I want to tell you that there is something wrong with your brother, then you still have to jump high with me." Qingfeng Li didn't even raise his head. Don't be fooled by Hu Jiabao.

"Okay, shut up now. My brother-in-law and his family have finally come back. Why are you talking about this? If you say this to your brother-in-law again, just go home." Hu Guodong next to him couldn't stand listening anymore and got angry. Reprimand and tell his wife to shut up.

"That means, I don't know you yet? No, why are you getting into my bed? Our parents haven't slept yet."

"It's okay, please be gentle later"

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Early the next morning, the Hu family got up early, had breakfast, and got on the long-distance bus to Nantong.

My mother-in-law is from Nantong, and she and my father-in-law are college classmates. When they were assigned after graduation, they took the initiative to apply to work in Suzhou.

Although my parents on my natal side have passed away, my relatives are still there. My daughter is getting married and has a daughter. It would be inappropriate to go there without her son-in-law and granddaughter to meet her relatives. Therefore, today’s trip to Nantong was made.

The distance between the two places is not far, only more than 100 kilometers. At this time, the Sutong Yangtze River Bridge has not yet been built, so you need to take a ferry across the Yangtze River.

After traveling by car and boat several times, I finally arrived at my mother-in-law's hometown before noon.

The family ties are still very strong these days. After receiving the news, my hometown had already prepared good wine and food, and warmly entertained the Hu family and the others at noon.

At the luncheon, Qingfeng Li, the nephew and son-in-law, was the main recipient of entertainment. Hu Jiabao's parents kept pouring wine into Qingfeng Li. Comrade Li Qingfeng has been tested by liquor for a long time, and he despises the content of rice wine. There is no difference between this thing and drinking beer. Two or three kilograms is no problem.

Halfway through the drink, I felt something was wrong. Even though the alcohol content of this thing was not high, it still had a lot of stamina. Then I hurriedly used the cheat device and finally got down from the wine table soberly.

Looking at his uncles being lifted off the wine table, Li Qingfeng was secretly proud of himself. I am a cheat with a cheat, and you want to get me drunk? impossible!
After drinking rice wine with river fresh food, Li Qingfeng felt uncomfortable in his stomach. He searched around the yard and couldn't find the toilet, so he had to go to Hu Jiabao and ask her to take him to the toilet.

"Well, if it's a small one, you can find a remote place to deal with it. If it's a big one, I suggest you endure it and wait until you go back tomorrow to go to the toilet." Hu Jiabao heard that Qingfeng Li asked him to take him to the toilet. His expression was very strange.

Qingfeng Li looked at Hu Jiabao like he was a fool, and said angrily: "Are you kidding? There is only one day left, how can I bear to go to the toilet?"

"Oh, okay, don't be surprised later, the toilet here is a bit special," Hu Jiabao said weakly with a look of pity in his eyes.

Qingfeng Li didn't care. His stomach was churning at this moment, and he quickly waved to Hu Jiabao to take him to the toilet.

Under the leadership of Hu Jiabao, he first came out of his uncle's house, bypassed a small river, and came to a large shed not far from the village entrance where people were queuing up. He silently led Qingfeng Li to queue up.

Looking at a dozen men and women sitting in a row in a very open rectangular shed without a door, chatting and laughing, Li Qingfeng asked doubtfully: "Isn't it going to the bathroom? Why did you bring me here?"

"This small house is the toilet, and everyone sitting in it is going to the toilet," Hu Jiabao said seriously while looking at Qingfeng Li.

"Don't make trouble, what are you kidding about?"

Qingfeng Li originally thought that Hu Jiabao was teasing him, until he saw a middle-aged woman standing up in a rectangular shed with three walls and no shelter. Qingfeng Li fell completely silent. Is this true? Go to the toilet laughing!

The toilet faced the road, and from time to time, people passing by would greet people who were using the toilet. Although Qingfeng Li couldn't understand what they said, he could make a rough guess based on the current situation.

It's nothing more than "Uncle, are you pooping?" "Auntie, are you pooping too?" "Uncle, are you pooping too?" Such greetings.

At this moment, Qingfeng Li had the urge to turn around and leave, but the turbulence in his stomach made him retract his intention to leave.

The queue for the toilet was getting shorter and shorter. When it was about to be his turn, Qingfeng Li, who had been silent for a long time, said in a trembling voice: "Apart from this toilet, are there any other toilets in the village? What is the difference between this and defecating in the street?" "

"Going to the toilet is a fragile and private matter for me. I really can't accept going to the toilet like this. I can't pull myself out if there is someone next to me."

"There is another one at the end of the village. It's the same as here. The single-person toilet you want is not available in the village, so you might as well use it here." Hu Jiabao looked at Qingfeng Li with pity and said helplessly.

Qingfeng Li said with some collapse: "Isn't it said that the South pays great attention to personal privacy? When I was in Sijiu City, I asked you to take a bath in the bathhouse, but you didn't dare to go. You said you were embarrassed to see other people naked, and you were embarrassed to poop in the street. "

"It's not what you think. We in Gusu go to the toilet alone. This is only the case with my grandma," Hu Jiabao explained quickly.

Now Qingfeng Li no longer wanted to hear so many explanations. He looked numbly at the number of people lining up in front of him and felt his heart grow in his pocket.

Soon it was his turn. Li Qingfeng glanced at the empty dragon chair and then at the aunt next door who was talking to Hu Jiabao. Li Qingfeng's Taoist heart had collapsed. He was tired. Let's destroy it.

It really takes courage to poop in public!

Under Hu Jiabao's encouraging gaze, Li Qingfeng did a lot of mental construction for himself, suppressed the shame in his heart, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and quickly took off his pants and sat on it.

When going to the toilet, Qingfeng Li lowered his head and covered his face the whole time, constantly cheering himself up in his mind and trying his best to ignore his companions who were chatting and laughing with him while going to the toilet.

These were all in vain. The shy laughter of Hu Jiabao next to him and the happy laughter of the toilet friend went straight into Qingfeng Li's ears, making him unable to hide.

What made Qingfeng Li most ashamed was that after the aunt next to him learned that Qingfeng Li was Hu Jiabao's husband, she asked Hu Jiabao to be the translator and kept talking to Qingfeng Li.

As a junior, Li Qingfeng had no choice but to agree. That was really impolite. He could only suppress his embarrassment, looked up at the toilet friend next to him, and managed a smile to chat with her.

After using the toilet, he pulled Hu Jiabao who was waiting for him beside him and hurried towards the village. Now Qingfeng Li just wanted to escape from this open toilet with a 270-degree panoramic skylight.

After waiting for the toilet in the courtyard, Hu Jiabao kept comforting Li Qingfeng, saying that this is the custom here, don't worry, everyone is like this, just get used to it in the future, it is quite lively for the neighbors to sit and go to the toilet together.

Staring at Qingfeng Li's face as black as the bottom of a pot, Hu Jiabao couldn't help laughing as he spoke.

Back at his uncle's house, Li Qingfeng locked himself in the room prepared for him. He had been hit a bit hard today and needed to calm down alone.

At noon, the father-in-law also drank a lot and was lying in the room. The mother-in-law was holding the child and chatting with her siblings in the main room. When she saw Qingfeng Li coming back, she went into the room and refused to come out. She curiously asked Hu Jiabao what happened.

"Oh, it's okay. I took him to the toilet at the entrance of the village. He may not be used to the toilet here, and he couldn't accept it for a while."

After understanding the reason, the mother-in-law didn't care. After saying "Oh," she continued chatting with her relatives.

Qingfeng Li, who was in the room, listened to the laughter outside. Although he didn't understand it, he always felt that he was laughing at himself.

I buried my head under the quilt and had only one thought in my mind: I would never come to Nantong again.

(End of this chapter)