Reborn in the red age

Chapter 30 All I use in the toilet are bamboo pieces, where is the straw paper?

Chapter 30 All I use in the toilet are bamboo pieces, where is the straw paper?
It must be said that this lady was in a lot of troubles along the way. After she had eaten and drank enough and returned the enamel jar, she wanted to go to the toilet. After rummaging around in her pocket, she patted her thigh again and said that the toilet paper was also lost, and then looked at her again. He looked at these six educated youths.

No matter how stupid you are now, you will know who this lady is. She is clearly bullying these educated youths who want to rub the toilet paper used by city people.

What kind of bullshit straw paper is lost? What kind of straw paper do rural people use these days?Most of the better household newspapers or children's homework books are still made of dirt and leaves. (Tu Ke La = clods of soil)

The aunt first looked at Qingfeng Li. After what happened with the stinky tofu just now, the aunt may think that Qingfeng Li is a generous person. The family is in good condition and he probably still has toilet paper in his hand.

Meeting the aunt's expectant gaze, Qingfeng Li spread his hands and started talking nonsense: "Auntie, don't look at me. The things I use in the toilet are made of bamboo scrapers. There is no such thing as straw paper."

This time Qingfeng Li did not continue to cheat on the glasses. He had already taught him a lesson and it would not be appropriate to continue to cheat on others.

Several educated youths first looked at Qingfeng Li in surprise. The male educated youth sitting next to him was the first to react and quickly said that he also used bamboo pieces in the toilet, not toilet paper.

Only the glasses and the three female educated youths opposite him hesitated and did not speak. The guy with glasses actually wanted to follow suit, but the goddess Hu Jiabao was watching opposite him. He felt that it would be embarrassing to say that he used bamboo chips in the toilet. He didn't say anything, he could only lower his head and pretend not to hear what the aunt said.

The aunt probably also knew that male educated youths would not have toilet paper in their hands, so she targeted the three girls and said with a very warm smile: "Do you have toilet paper, my daughter? I want to relieve myself." ." Maybe she thinks girls are thin-skinned, so she just opens her mouth to borrow toilet paper.

Even Li Qingfeng was shocked by these words. He knew that the aunt was thick-skinned, but he didn't expect her to be so thick-skinned. When she opened her mouth, toilet paper came out. Toilet paper is so rare these days. Not many people even from high-ranking families in the city are willing to use toilet paper for the toilet. .

If it was a newspaper, the female educated youth had a thin skin, so they might have given it to them, but the three female educated youths were reluctant to use toilet paper themselves. The little toilet paper they brought was just in case of need, so how could they lend it to the aunt.

Three female educated youths, you look at me, I look at yours. The two female educated youths who came up from Sijiu City remained silent. In the end, Hu Jiabao frowned and took out the bag from his shoulder bag. I tore out a few sheets from an exercise book full of words and handed it to my aunt: "Auntie, I don't have toilet paper either. I only have this. Do you think it will work?"

"Okay, okay, why not? Just wipe your hands with something. It doesn't matter whether you use toilet paper or not." The aunt who didn't get the toilet paper was a little disappointed, but she still smiled and took the homework paper from Hu Jiabao's hand. Anyway, They are all rubbed together, no matter what, they are better than bamboo chips.

This action made Li Qingfeng's eyes light up, and he looked at Hu Jiabao with slight surprise. There was something about this girl, she was not as shy as she appeared on the surface.

The aunt who came back from the toilet calmed down and didn't make any trouble again. She stayed there peacefully until she got off at the station.

As the train continued to penetrate deeper into the hinterland of Northeast China, the educated youths beside him also got off the train one after another. The other three passers-by, who did not have names, got off the train in Ji Province. Glasses followed Li Qingfeng all the way to Hei Province, and before getting off the train Shi shamelessly asked Hu Jiabao for his address in the countryside, hoping to write a letter to Hu Jiabao and become a pen pal.

Everyone knew what the idea was, but Hu Jiabao declined the invitation to become a pen pal with Spectacles with a smile, which made Spectacles' face full of loneliness when he got out of the car.After the train entered the Black Province, most of the people on the car got off. There were very few people in Qingfeng Li's carriage, only half of the seats were filled, and everything was empty, which was in sharp contrast to the front.

Taking advantage of the lack of people, Qingfeng Li quickly ran to the connection between the carriages to use the toilet.

When qingfeng li pushed open the toilet door, qingfeng li fell silent looking at the so-called toilet. the squatting pit led directly to the railway track, and through the sewage hole, one could clearly see the stones passing by quickly below.
After going to the toilet in fear, Qingfeng Li breathed a sigh of relief when he put on his pants and stood up. While going to the toilet, Qingfeng Li kept thinking, what if a flying pebble happened to get in through this hole? , isn’t this useless?
Returning to his seat, he saw that Hu Jiabao was still reading the Dream of Red Mansions. Li Qingfeng was a little curious about where the other party jumped in line, so he took the initiative to ask: "Comrade Hu Jiabao, where is the place where you are going to the countryside? "

Upon hearing Qingfeng Li's question, Hu Jiabao put down the book in his hand and looked up at Qingfeng Li doubtfully: "I said it when Comrade Hu Yuejin asked me yesterday, didn't you hear?"

Um...this is embarrassing. At that time, I was just listening to bragging about those glasses. Who cares what you said.

Seeing Qingfeng Li's embarrassed expression, Hu Jiabao smiled slightly and recounted the place where he was going to the countryside.

When he heard that the other party was also from the Qingshan Brigade, Li Qingfeng was stunned. Isn't this a coincidence? The place where he went to the countryside was the same. The two of them were really destined.

When he learned that Qingfeng Li was also going to the Qingshan Brigade to go to the countryside, Hu Jiabao was also stunned, and then a smile appeared on his face. The passengers on the opposite side of the train turned out to be educated youths who went to the countryside together. After arriving there, they could also get along with each other. There is a care.

The two of them chatted happily for the rest of the journey. When the train was about to reach its destination, Hu Jiabao asked with a smile in his eyes: "Comrade Li Qingfeng, your leg must not have been injured, right?"

"Of course my legs have not been injured, and I don't have hepatitis B. Those are all nonsense." Anyway, the two of them will be educated youths who eat from the same pot. Li Qingfeng has nothing to hide from Hu Jiabao, and he is generous Admitted it.

When Li Qingfeng finished speaking, a burst of laughter like silver bells came from Hu Jiabao's mouth. Hu Jiabao laughed for a long time, and then said in Gusu dialect: "Nai is really capable of talking nonsense."

Although I didn't understand this Gusu dialect, I could probably guess what it meant. Qingfeng Li shrugged and said with a serious face: "I give my identity when I go out. Sometimes talking nonsense can solve many problems." Necessary trouble"

Recalling the nonsense that Qingfeng Li said on the train, Hu Jiabao's eyes lit up and he felt that what Qingfeng Li said made sense and opened the door to a new world for himself.

(End of this chapter)

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