Reborn in the red age
Chapter 82 Wang Weimin, why are your pants wet?
Chapter 82 Wang Weimin, why are your pants wet?
The cold summer wind blew by, and Qingfeng Li felt a chill coming from the bottom of his heart. His body trembled involuntarily, and he tightly held the unopened flashlight in his hand, trying to keep his body calm.
The leaves rustled in the wind, and there were intermittent and weak sounds. The two of them couldn't hear it very clearly, but they were sure that the sounds were not made by branches or animals. They were really people talking in the cemetery.
Wang Weimin was so frightened that he almost peed. He held Qingfeng Li's arm tightly and whispered in a trembling voice: "Brother, why don't we run away?"
"Okay, get ready, I'll count to 321, let's run together." Qingfeng Li pretended to be calm and tried his best to make a calm voice.
Wang Weimin also slowly released his grip on Qingfeng Li's arm, and began to tremble and prepare to sprint away.
"3"
"2"
"Come in quickly~~Yeah"
Before a word was spoken, another voice floated over from the cemetery over there. Although the voice was not loud this time, in the quiet night when the wind stopped, the two of them could still hear it clearly.
Wang Weimin, who was ready to escape, heard this voice, and the courage he had just gathered completely dissipated. He knelt down neatly in the direction of the cemetery, clasped his hands and kowtowed madly there, with a cry in his mouth. He shouted loudly: "Auntie, female ghost ancestor, we didn't do it on purpose, we were just passing by. You must not suck our yang energy. Please let us go."
In his nervous mood, Wang Weimin didn't hear what the satisfied "hmm" behind him meant. Maybe he didn't understand what the groan behind him meant. Anyway, this guy just knelt down like this.
He didn't understand, but Qingfeng Li did. After all, he had had several girlfriends in college. After realizing what was going on in the cemetery, Qingfeng Li's lungs almost exploded with anger from these two old men.
Horse-riding people, what's wrong with you guys breaking out your shoes to fight in the field?He even broke his shoes in the cemetery, which scared me so much that I almost had a heart attack.
I am angry, but I have to admire these two old men. They really picked a good place. Who would have thought that someone would break shoes in the cemetery so late at night. Normal people would speed up and leave even if they pass by here. Won't stay here too long.
Even if I heard something moving inside, I didn't dare to listen carefully. I would just think that I had hit a ghost and run away quickly.
All in all, if you can overcome your fear of the cemetery, before the corn grows, the cemetery is really a good place to break shoes without the risk of being caught.
With a gloomy face, he kicked Wang Weimin, who was still kneeling on the ground and kowtowing, to the ground: "Don't kneel down, there is no female ghost in there, it's the two who are riding on the horse who broke the shoes."
"What? Broken shoes? Didn't we hit a ghost?" Wang Weimin was kicked by Qingfeng Li, and he heard that there was no ghost, so he felt a little calmer.
"What the hell, how can there be so many ghosts and monsters?" After saying that, he stopped paying attention to Wang Weimin, a fool, and shouted angrily at the inside: "I'm going to fuck you two, you two are stinking* *”
After scolding the two old men in the cemetery for five minutes, Li Qingfeng finally vented his anger.
Qingfeng Li didn't want to care about the villagers breaking their shoes. After feeling relieved, he prepared to drag Wang Weimin away. However, before leaving, he still shouted inside: "I don't care who you are, I'm too lazy to get involved." What a waste of your business, I will pass by this road again at night, and if I find you two in there scaring people, I will have to go in and catch you out, if I hear you, just say something."
"squeak"
After Qingfeng Li finished speaking and the cemetery was quiet for a while, a man squeaked forcefully.
Hearing the squeak, he couldn't tell who it was, but Li Qingfeng didn't want to know who it was, so he grabbed Wang Weimin beside him and wanted to leave.
Qingfeng Li had vented his anger, but Wang Weimin hadn't vented his anger yet. When Qingfeng Li scolded the cemetery just now, Wang Weimin had been in a state of doubt. Now Wang Weimin really believed that someone would break shoes in the cemetery at night.
Thinking that he had just knelt and kowtowed to beg the female ghost to let go, Wang Weimin's anger rushed to his forehead, and he clamored to go in and catch the two people who broke the shoes.
Those who can break shoes in a place like a cemetery are definitely not bachelors and widows. If they are caught, one of these two people may die tonight. Wouldn't this offend the two families to death?This kind of thing was not convenient for an educated youth to pick out, so Wang Weimin was dragged back by force.
Wang Weimin was still aggrieved along the way and kept yelling at the two people.
The cemetery is not far from the village. The two people's yelling just now attracted many residents nearby who heard the commotion and came out to check the situation.When Wang Weimin learned from Wang Weimin that someone had broken shoes in the cemetery, the village was in a state of excitement. Someone lit a torch and went to the cemetery to catch the traitor.
Qingfeng Li was too lazy to pay attention to them. How long had it been? They had already run away, and now they couldn't even catch them.
Back at the small courtyard for educated youth, Wang Weimin and Hu Jiabao were still awake and preparing lessons by lighting an oil lamp on the kitchen table.
After the two came in, the sharp-eyed Hu Jiabao saw the wetness on Wang Weimin's pants, and curiously asked: "Wang Weimin, why are your pants wet?"
Hearing Hu Jiabao's words, Wang Weimin's face turned red, and he hurriedly ran out with his pants on his hands. As he ran, he shouted: "It's okay, it's okay. Just stay in there and prepare for your lessons. Don't come out."
The corner of Qingfeng Li's mouth twitched, why is this stupid kid so timid? He was scared to death just now!
Facing the curious looks of the two men, Li Qingfeng didn't want to disappoint Wang Weimin, so he could only vaguely say that he had wet his pants when he was by the river just now.
The news about the broken shoes in the cemetery last night spread the next day when work started. Those old ladies didn't even care about the work in the fields. They gathered in groups to discuss it. Qingfeng Li, the person involved, was not allowed to do anything. Avoid being dragged into group chats.
Zhang Erhe, an old bachelor in his 40s in the village, regardless of whether there was a woman present or not, came to Li Qingfeng and winked at him and asked obscenely: "Li Laosan, when you passed the cemetery last night, that woman screamed "Langbulang"
Also chatting with them was an unmarried girl in the village. Although he would not be charged with hooliganism if he talked about obscene things, Qingfeng Li still wanted to have a reputation, so he responded rudely: "When will you get married? Ask me to listen to a corner, and then I will have a comparison, and I will tell you whether it is a good idea or not."
Zhang Erhe didn't care about Qingfeng Li's rudeness, and still said with a playful smile: "Then I'll lend you some good advice. When I get married, I will definitely ask you to come over and listen to Qiang Gen."
Qingfeng Li: "."
Next, no one talked about this woman's promiscuity. They all spat and said that the village should set up a patrol team to catch rapes in the wilderness at night. They must destroy these two shoes. Arrest people.
Listening to everyone discussing about the patrol team to catch rapists, Li Qingfeng muttered to himself, this matter has become a hot topic now, no matter how addicted he is, he will not commit crimes at this time of the storm. How can you catch someone if you set up a patrol team now? That's weird.
A group of old bachelors were actually formed to catch the rape patrol. They patrolled the fields for several nights in a row, but they didn't catch a single hair.
At night, I went to the fields to blow the cold wind for several days without catching a single hair. After Zhang Erhe made a plea, the team that caught the traitor just dispersed. However, the news was still circulating in the village. Ten days later Within half a month, someone will say that they heard someone barking in the wild. As for whether it is true or false, I don’t know.
Time has entered the second half of 76. The current situation has changed too fast and major events have occurred frequently. Qingfeng Li lives in a small mountain village. His only source of information from the outside world is the newspaper delivered to the village every half month.
Qingfeng Li was deeply dissatisfied with the speed of a postman delivering newspapers once every half month. He could not go to the commune every day to pick up the newspaper he ordered. After thinking about it, Qingfeng Li came up with the idea of finding a way to get a radio.
I went for it as soon as I thought of it. I took a leave from the team that day, spent two cents on a cow on the way to the commune, and rushed to the commune in a hurry.
He did not go directly to the black market, and the college entrance examination would resume in more than a year. At this juncture, Qingfeng Li did not want to cause trouble for himself.
After walking around the street and asking several speculators who were sneaking around to solicit business, Li Qingfeng didn't get any news about the radio. After thinking about it, Li Qingfeng went to the white shirt man in the supply and marketing cooperative to ask if it was true. If not, the only option is to risk going to the black market.
Bai Shirt's surname is Bai, and her name is Bai Jie. Fortunately, this girl is not a teacher, but a saleswoman.
Every time Li Qingfeng came to the commune to buy things from her, he would go to her house from time to time to exchange national food stamps with her grandma, and he became familiar with her after these two visits.
When he arrived at the supply and marketing cooperative, he saw that Bai Jie had a customer. Li Qingfeng did not say hello to her. Instead, he grabbed a handful of fried hazelnuts and started chatting with the aunt at the supply and marketing cooperative.
"I said Qingfeng, you are not young now, and it's time. Now that you can't go back to the city, have you considered finding a wife in our place?"
The aunt at the supply and marketing cooperative was very keen on introducing people to Qingfeng Li. She would mention a few words every time she came, and even the hazelnuts she brought specially could not stop her mouth.
Qingfeng Li couldn't stand being urged to go on blind dates every time he came here. He was ready to solve this problem once and for all, so he said with a smile: "Okay, I have no hope of going back to the city anyway. It's no problem to find a wife here."
Before the aunt could open her mouth to introduce a blind date, Li Qingfeng quickly said: "You are so keen on introducing a blind date to me, don't you want me to go on a blind date with your daughter?"
(End of this chapter)
The cold summer wind blew by, and Qingfeng Li felt a chill coming from the bottom of his heart. His body trembled involuntarily, and he tightly held the unopened flashlight in his hand, trying to keep his body calm.
The leaves rustled in the wind, and there were intermittent and weak sounds. The two of them couldn't hear it very clearly, but they were sure that the sounds were not made by branches or animals. They were really people talking in the cemetery.
Wang Weimin was so frightened that he almost peed. He held Qingfeng Li's arm tightly and whispered in a trembling voice: "Brother, why don't we run away?"
"Okay, get ready, I'll count to 321, let's run together." Qingfeng Li pretended to be calm and tried his best to make a calm voice.
Wang Weimin also slowly released his grip on Qingfeng Li's arm, and began to tremble and prepare to sprint away.
"3"
"2"
"Come in quickly~~Yeah"
Before a word was spoken, another voice floated over from the cemetery over there. Although the voice was not loud this time, in the quiet night when the wind stopped, the two of them could still hear it clearly.
Wang Weimin, who was ready to escape, heard this voice, and the courage he had just gathered completely dissipated. He knelt down neatly in the direction of the cemetery, clasped his hands and kowtowed madly there, with a cry in his mouth. He shouted loudly: "Auntie, female ghost ancestor, we didn't do it on purpose, we were just passing by. You must not suck our yang energy. Please let us go."
In his nervous mood, Wang Weimin didn't hear what the satisfied "hmm" behind him meant. Maybe he didn't understand what the groan behind him meant. Anyway, this guy just knelt down like this.
He didn't understand, but Qingfeng Li did. After all, he had had several girlfriends in college. After realizing what was going on in the cemetery, Qingfeng Li's lungs almost exploded with anger from these two old men.
Horse-riding people, what's wrong with you guys breaking out your shoes to fight in the field?He even broke his shoes in the cemetery, which scared me so much that I almost had a heart attack.
I am angry, but I have to admire these two old men. They really picked a good place. Who would have thought that someone would break shoes in the cemetery so late at night. Normal people would speed up and leave even if they pass by here. Won't stay here too long.
Even if I heard something moving inside, I didn't dare to listen carefully. I would just think that I had hit a ghost and run away quickly.
All in all, if you can overcome your fear of the cemetery, before the corn grows, the cemetery is really a good place to break shoes without the risk of being caught.
With a gloomy face, he kicked Wang Weimin, who was still kneeling on the ground and kowtowing, to the ground: "Don't kneel down, there is no female ghost in there, it's the two who are riding on the horse who broke the shoes."
"What? Broken shoes? Didn't we hit a ghost?" Wang Weimin was kicked by Qingfeng Li, and he heard that there was no ghost, so he felt a little calmer.
"What the hell, how can there be so many ghosts and monsters?" After saying that, he stopped paying attention to Wang Weimin, a fool, and shouted angrily at the inside: "I'm going to fuck you two, you two are stinking* *”
After scolding the two old men in the cemetery for five minutes, Li Qingfeng finally vented his anger.
Qingfeng Li didn't want to care about the villagers breaking their shoes. After feeling relieved, he prepared to drag Wang Weimin away. However, before leaving, he still shouted inside: "I don't care who you are, I'm too lazy to get involved." What a waste of your business, I will pass by this road again at night, and if I find you two in there scaring people, I will have to go in and catch you out, if I hear you, just say something."
"squeak"
After Qingfeng Li finished speaking and the cemetery was quiet for a while, a man squeaked forcefully.
Hearing the squeak, he couldn't tell who it was, but Li Qingfeng didn't want to know who it was, so he grabbed Wang Weimin beside him and wanted to leave.
Qingfeng Li had vented his anger, but Wang Weimin hadn't vented his anger yet. When Qingfeng Li scolded the cemetery just now, Wang Weimin had been in a state of doubt. Now Wang Weimin really believed that someone would break shoes in the cemetery at night.
Thinking that he had just knelt and kowtowed to beg the female ghost to let go, Wang Weimin's anger rushed to his forehead, and he clamored to go in and catch the two people who broke the shoes.
Those who can break shoes in a place like a cemetery are definitely not bachelors and widows. If they are caught, one of these two people may die tonight. Wouldn't this offend the two families to death?This kind of thing was not convenient for an educated youth to pick out, so Wang Weimin was dragged back by force.
Wang Weimin was still aggrieved along the way and kept yelling at the two people.
The cemetery is not far from the village. The two people's yelling just now attracted many residents nearby who heard the commotion and came out to check the situation.When Wang Weimin learned from Wang Weimin that someone had broken shoes in the cemetery, the village was in a state of excitement. Someone lit a torch and went to the cemetery to catch the traitor.
Qingfeng Li was too lazy to pay attention to them. How long had it been? They had already run away, and now they couldn't even catch them.
Back at the small courtyard for educated youth, Wang Weimin and Hu Jiabao were still awake and preparing lessons by lighting an oil lamp on the kitchen table.
After the two came in, the sharp-eyed Hu Jiabao saw the wetness on Wang Weimin's pants, and curiously asked: "Wang Weimin, why are your pants wet?"
Hearing Hu Jiabao's words, Wang Weimin's face turned red, and he hurriedly ran out with his pants on his hands. As he ran, he shouted: "It's okay, it's okay. Just stay in there and prepare for your lessons. Don't come out."
The corner of Qingfeng Li's mouth twitched, why is this stupid kid so timid? He was scared to death just now!
Facing the curious looks of the two men, Li Qingfeng didn't want to disappoint Wang Weimin, so he could only vaguely say that he had wet his pants when he was by the river just now.
The news about the broken shoes in the cemetery last night spread the next day when work started. Those old ladies didn't even care about the work in the fields. They gathered in groups to discuss it. Qingfeng Li, the person involved, was not allowed to do anything. Avoid being dragged into group chats.
Zhang Erhe, an old bachelor in his 40s in the village, regardless of whether there was a woman present or not, came to Li Qingfeng and winked at him and asked obscenely: "Li Laosan, when you passed the cemetery last night, that woman screamed "Langbulang"
Also chatting with them was an unmarried girl in the village. Although he would not be charged with hooliganism if he talked about obscene things, Qingfeng Li still wanted to have a reputation, so he responded rudely: "When will you get married? Ask me to listen to a corner, and then I will have a comparison, and I will tell you whether it is a good idea or not."
Zhang Erhe didn't care about Qingfeng Li's rudeness, and still said with a playful smile: "Then I'll lend you some good advice. When I get married, I will definitely ask you to come over and listen to Qiang Gen."
Qingfeng Li: "."
Next, no one talked about this woman's promiscuity. They all spat and said that the village should set up a patrol team to catch rapes in the wilderness at night. They must destroy these two shoes. Arrest people.
Listening to everyone discussing about the patrol team to catch rapists, Li Qingfeng muttered to himself, this matter has become a hot topic now, no matter how addicted he is, he will not commit crimes at this time of the storm. How can you catch someone if you set up a patrol team now? That's weird.
A group of old bachelors were actually formed to catch the rape patrol. They patrolled the fields for several nights in a row, but they didn't catch a single hair.
At night, I went to the fields to blow the cold wind for several days without catching a single hair. After Zhang Erhe made a plea, the team that caught the traitor just dispersed. However, the news was still circulating in the village. Ten days later Within half a month, someone will say that they heard someone barking in the wild. As for whether it is true or false, I don’t know.
Time has entered the second half of 76. The current situation has changed too fast and major events have occurred frequently. Qingfeng Li lives in a small mountain village. His only source of information from the outside world is the newspaper delivered to the village every half month.
Qingfeng Li was deeply dissatisfied with the speed of a postman delivering newspapers once every half month. He could not go to the commune every day to pick up the newspaper he ordered. After thinking about it, Qingfeng Li came up with the idea of finding a way to get a radio.
I went for it as soon as I thought of it. I took a leave from the team that day, spent two cents on a cow on the way to the commune, and rushed to the commune in a hurry.
He did not go directly to the black market, and the college entrance examination would resume in more than a year. At this juncture, Qingfeng Li did not want to cause trouble for himself.
After walking around the street and asking several speculators who were sneaking around to solicit business, Li Qingfeng didn't get any news about the radio. After thinking about it, Li Qingfeng went to the white shirt man in the supply and marketing cooperative to ask if it was true. If not, the only option is to risk going to the black market.
Bai Shirt's surname is Bai, and her name is Bai Jie. Fortunately, this girl is not a teacher, but a saleswoman.
Every time Li Qingfeng came to the commune to buy things from her, he would go to her house from time to time to exchange national food stamps with her grandma, and he became familiar with her after these two visits.
When he arrived at the supply and marketing cooperative, he saw that Bai Jie had a customer. Li Qingfeng did not say hello to her. Instead, he grabbed a handful of fried hazelnuts and started chatting with the aunt at the supply and marketing cooperative.
"I said Qingfeng, you are not young now, and it's time. Now that you can't go back to the city, have you considered finding a wife in our place?"
The aunt at the supply and marketing cooperative was very keen on introducing people to Qingfeng Li. She would mention a few words every time she came, and even the hazelnuts she brought specially could not stop her mouth.
Qingfeng Li couldn't stand being urged to go on blind dates every time he came here. He was ready to solve this problem once and for all, so he said with a smile: "Okay, I have no hope of going back to the city anyway. It's no problem to find a wife here."
Before the aunt could open her mouth to introduce a blind date, Li Qingfeng quickly said: "You are so keen on introducing a blind date to me, don't you want me to go on a blind date with your daughter?"
(End of this chapter)
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