If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?

Chapter 1: To be a licking dog, to be a straight man, to be a mudslide

Early summer.

Demon Street.

Lin Yi looked at the microphone that was thrust into his face and was slightly startled.

"Welcome to the location shooting of "3000 Years of Love". I would like to ask Brother Lin if he is in love and if he has someone he likes."

"I don't even talk about falling in love with dogs. Licking dogs will delay my life. Only a rich woman can give me warmth."

The hostess looked at the handsome young man in front of her with a face full of confusion. She didn't expect this sentence to come out at all.

asked subconsciously.

"Your appearance and conditions are very good. Is there any other reason for not falling in love?"

Lin Yi in the camera looks very sunny and handsome.

With a height of 1.8 meters and sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, he is very eye-catching just standing there.

Hear what the host says.

Lin Yi coughed lightly.

"If I spend 20 yuan to buy a new car, the date of the car's release is there, there is no transfer record, but I don't know how many people test-drove it, does it count as a new car?"

The host shook his head.

Lin Yi then said: "Then if I rent a car with 20, I can change cars every day."

"When I get tired of driving a small car, I'll trade in a larger one. Occasionally, I can switch to a high-end sports car or a foreign car."

"I don't have to think about whether the car's interior is scratched or scratched, and I don't have to worry about whether the car has any hidden defects, because the boss will fix it."

The female host obviously didn't understand and was slightly stunned.

But the live broadcast room imploded.

"Okay, okay, okay, don't even talk about a love dog. Licking the dog will delay your life."

"Hey boy, I hope you meant the car."

"That's it, I understand. I also want to experience high-end sports cars or foreign cars. Do you have any recommendations?"

The female host didn't understand, but the male director behind her did, and quickly gave the female host a signal to avoid the topic.

"So, Brother Lin, what are your criteria for choosing a mate? Do you want to find a little wild cat or a little milk cat?"

Lin Yi hesitated for a long time and said: "Well, if conditions permit, I would like to find a human as my girlfriend. What do you think?"

As he said this, Lin Yi carefully glanced at the few wild cats on the roadside.

Ancestor, I am really not interested in cats. "No, what I mean is, between the cold Nie Xiaoqian and Bai Suzhen who works hard without caring about her own safety, which one would you choose?"

Lin Yi: "I don't want to be a Ghost Rider. Can you change the question? My mate selection criteria are very simple. Question: 36.5-37 amnesty system, breathing 12-20 times per minute, systolic blood pressure around 120..."

Seeing that Lin Yi was not interested in him.

Several wild cats nearby turned around and jumped into the flowers.

The female host was shocked by Lin Yi's answer.

What the hell are you talking about.

Are you looking for a girlfriend or a customized doll?

The jitter frequency jumped out.

For a moment, the scene fell into an awkward atmosphere.

"Let me briefly describe it. Female will do."

Lin Yi concluded seriously and said.

Now, the hostess couldn't hold it in any longer.

play?

Is the gap in requirements so big?

Seeing the female host's expression, Lin Yi was also stunned.

"What do you mean, oh, it's fine just like a woman."

The female host was stunned again, and it took her a long time to say something.

"Brother Lin, why did you come to the show?"

Lin Yi stared at the female host as if she were a fool.

"Participating in a love show, you ask me why I came here? I'm here to burn yellow paper to find a female guest!"

Lin Yi looked serious and spoke very seriously.

Hostess: "..."

Her original intention was to let Lin Yi say something in high spirits and take so-and-so home.

When this sentence came out, the scene fell into dead silence.

(End of this chapter)