If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?
Chapter 101: Grieving Xiao Bailu
Chapter 101: Grieving Xiao Bailu
"I understand, although I don't know which one is delicious, but if you eat this, you will definitely not lie down on it. Lord Yama won't like it."
Bai Lu drew inferences from one example and stuffed a piece of mushroom into the basket on her back.
Suddenly thinking of something, he turned to look at Lin Yi.
"Brother Lin, I haven't learned it for so long. Am I stupid?"
"No, you're already smart."
Lin Yi smiled, and Bai Lu continued happily before waiting.
"At least you realize you're stupid."
Bai Lu flattened her mouth in dissatisfaction and said: "There are many ways to insult me who is poor and stupid, but you just chose the most outrageous one."
"No, the most insulting way to insult a poor person is to ask him to queue up and spend five hundred and eighty dollars to buy a canvas bag with a logo on it, announcing to the world that he is poor, stupid, and vain."
Bai Lu nodded in understanding.
"You're such a nice person, and you comforted me..."
Before she finished speaking, Bai Lu spotted the row of snails and immediately moved up to stare at them, even pulling Lin Yi to watch them together.
The main thing is to be curious about everything.
"They seem to have a direction. They might lead us to find the treasure."
Lin Yi helplessly spread his hands and said: "You must have something wrong, otherwise how many steps would you take?"
With that said, Lin Yi picked up a branch from the ground and handed it to Bai Lu.
"I'll give you a crutch."
Bai Lu glared at Lin Yi and moved slowly along with the snail.
Lin Yi, on the other hand, took out a cigarette and smoked with his uncle while chatting about when they would have a second child.
Bai Lu exclaimed.
"Sure enough, sure enough, I really discovered the treasure!!!"
This sound attracted Lin Yi and his uncle at the same time.
There were also question marks in the live broadcast room.
Following the rows of snails, I found the treasure. Even a novel would not dare to write this.
The uncle also scratched his head, his face full of doubts.
If there was a treasure, I should have discovered it long ago.
Bai Lu pulled Lin Yi and excitedly walked to the root of the big tree.
"Look, this is a cultural relic, a glass bottle."
"Are you sure it's not a wine bottle?"
"How is that possible? I've seen the news. The glass bottle technology existed in ancient times, from the Yuan Dynasty."
Bai Lu was very excited.
In comparison, Lin Yi seemed much calmer, looking at the transparent glass with half a piece of glass showing through the soil.
"Look, there are traces of manual polishing on it. It could be a wine bottle."
Bai Lu chattered endlessly.
The live broadcast room also exploded.
"Damn it, Bai Lu really found out?"
"Bai Lu's luck has always been very good. She is an expert in lottery. She always thought it was the effect of the show. This is the real deal."
"Bye bye Bai Lu, wait for your fortune."
"This can't be auctioned for tens of millions, and the two of them will become rich immediately by participating in a variety show?"
"That's not possible. It's estimated to cost 200 yuan plus a banner."
"I guess, I don't even dare to write like this in a novel. Why don't I write a new book quickly about the things about me and the snail."
At this time, Bai Lu was smiling all over her face.
It seems that he has already thought about how he will spend the tens of millions he earned and what he will do as an actor.
Provide for the elderly, provide for the elderly directly!
Well, we have to share it with Lin Yi. After all, the two of them discovered it together. Buy him an RV and start traveling around the world.
Well, maybe you should eat eat eat.
Dozens of ways to use the money have already appeared in Egret's little head, and his smile is a little silly.
Lin Yi next to him had his head filled with questions.
After all, he didn't believe that people could pick up ancient texts on the roadside and grab them as soon as they reached out.
Snapped.
Bai Lu slapped it away and glared at Lin Yi.
"Brother Lin, cultural relics are very fragile, we can't be so rough."
"Take a small brush and brush gently."
"Well, we also need to light a candle in the southeast corner. I didn't bring a candle. Brother Lin, go and light a cigarette."
Bai Lu was arrogant, showing off her knowledge, taking out a small mushroom from her backpack and sweeping it up.
He didn't notice Lin Yi's mysterious smile at all.The uncle next to him picked mushrooms nearby.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Bai Lu squatted there and spent five or six minutes before taking out the bottle.
He carefully held it in his hand and looked at it.
Before she could be happy, her little face fell.
This bottle is not just a bottle, it also has a sticker on it that says Niulanshan Erguotou.
The actual production date is written on the bottom of the bottle, which is this year.
The uncle not far away glanced at him, shook his head helplessly, and sighed that people nowadays are really incompetent.
Lin Yi looked at Bai Lu, whose face was full of praise.
Suppressing a smile, he pretended to be serious and spoke.
"Is this an antique?"
Bai Lu: "o(╥﹏╥)oNo."
In an instant, travel, food, drink, blah blah blah, all disappeared.
The audience in the live broadcast room was silent for a moment.
The next moment the whole room burst into laughter.
"Hahahahaha, I was laughing so hard. I just wanted to sigh, Chinese culture is vast and profound, but you ended up creating a wine table culture for me."
"Whoever said you want to worship koi, come out quickly."
"Your laughter is catching my eyes."
"Hahahahaha, Bai Lu is about to cry, her dream was shattered in an instant."
"Lin Yi and uncle must have discovered it a long time ago, watching Bai Lu playing there, hahaha."
"Should I say it or not, Bai Lu has mastered the effect of variety shows."
Bai Lu looked at Lin Yi aggrievedly.
"Brother Lin, this is a wine bottle."
"I can tell, it's okay, don't cry, just eat a candy."
Lin Yi rubbed Bai Lu's head, peeled off a lollipop and stuffed it into Bai Lu's mouth.
Take out a plastic bag and put the wine bottle in it.
She mocked Bai Lu while wiping her hands with a handkerchief.
"So, did you even think about how to spend the money just now?"
"No, no, I'm doing it to protect the environment. Well, that's it. The viewers in the live broadcast room should also learn from me to purify the environment."
Bai Lu burst into tears, and out of desperation gained wisdom to spread a wave of positive energy.
This matter has finally come to an end.
Bai Lu carried the plastic bag and continued to cry.
Lin Yi squinted his eyes and imitated Bai Lu and squatted down.
"Wait, what is this?"
"Hold up and learn from me!"
Bai Lu was so angry that she grabbed Lin Yi and tried to bite him.
But Lin Yi's serious face made Bai Lu stop.
The uncle also turned his head, his face full of suspicion.
Bai Lu's heart skipped a beat when she saw Lin Yi's serious look on his face.
It doesn't seem like I'm joking.
Lin Yi nodded, and then picked up a palm-sized beetle from the ground.
Bai Lu: "ψ(*`ー)ψ?"
Bai Lu angrily squeezed Ruan Rou around Lin Yi's waist.
"You're trying to be mysterious, right? You're trying different ways to laugh at me, right?"
"Hey, don't make trouble, look down there."
As soon as these words came out, Bai Lu's face was full of suspicion.
Even the uncle came over curiously.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't believe it.
After all, they had been so confused in the past few waves, and they really didn't know which of Lin Yi's words was true.
in the live room.
"I can't think of it, I can't really find any antiques."
(End of this chapter)
"I understand, although I don't know which one is delicious, but if you eat this, you will definitely not lie down on it. Lord Yama won't like it."
Bai Lu drew inferences from one example and stuffed a piece of mushroom into the basket on her back.
Suddenly thinking of something, he turned to look at Lin Yi.
"Brother Lin, I haven't learned it for so long. Am I stupid?"
"No, you're already smart."
Lin Yi smiled, and Bai Lu continued happily before waiting.
"At least you realize you're stupid."
Bai Lu flattened her mouth in dissatisfaction and said: "There are many ways to insult me who is poor and stupid, but you just chose the most outrageous one."
"No, the most insulting way to insult a poor person is to ask him to queue up and spend five hundred and eighty dollars to buy a canvas bag with a logo on it, announcing to the world that he is poor, stupid, and vain."
Bai Lu nodded in understanding.
"You're such a nice person, and you comforted me..."
Before she finished speaking, Bai Lu spotted the row of snails and immediately moved up to stare at them, even pulling Lin Yi to watch them together.
The main thing is to be curious about everything.
"They seem to have a direction. They might lead us to find the treasure."
Lin Yi helplessly spread his hands and said: "You must have something wrong, otherwise how many steps would you take?"
With that said, Lin Yi picked up a branch from the ground and handed it to Bai Lu.
"I'll give you a crutch."
Bai Lu glared at Lin Yi and moved slowly along with the snail.
Lin Yi, on the other hand, took out a cigarette and smoked with his uncle while chatting about when they would have a second child.
Bai Lu exclaimed.
"Sure enough, sure enough, I really discovered the treasure!!!"
This sound attracted Lin Yi and his uncle at the same time.
There were also question marks in the live broadcast room.
Following the rows of snails, I found the treasure. Even a novel would not dare to write this.
The uncle also scratched his head, his face full of doubts.
If there was a treasure, I should have discovered it long ago.
Bai Lu pulled Lin Yi and excitedly walked to the root of the big tree.
"Look, this is a cultural relic, a glass bottle."
"Are you sure it's not a wine bottle?"
"How is that possible? I've seen the news. The glass bottle technology existed in ancient times, from the Yuan Dynasty."
Bai Lu was very excited.
In comparison, Lin Yi seemed much calmer, looking at the transparent glass with half a piece of glass showing through the soil.
"Look, there are traces of manual polishing on it. It could be a wine bottle."
Bai Lu chattered endlessly.
The live broadcast room also exploded.
"Damn it, Bai Lu really found out?"
"Bai Lu's luck has always been very good. She is an expert in lottery. She always thought it was the effect of the show. This is the real deal."
"Bye bye Bai Lu, wait for your fortune."
"This can't be auctioned for tens of millions, and the two of them will become rich immediately by participating in a variety show?"
"That's not possible. It's estimated to cost 200 yuan plus a banner."
"I guess, I don't even dare to write like this in a novel. Why don't I write a new book quickly about the things about me and the snail."
At this time, Bai Lu was smiling all over her face.
It seems that he has already thought about how he will spend the tens of millions he earned and what he will do as an actor.
Provide for the elderly, provide for the elderly directly!
Well, we have to share it with Lin Yi. After all, the two of them discovered it together. Buy him an RV and start traveling around the world.
Well, maybe you should eat eat eat.
Dozens of ways to use the money have already appeared in Egret's little head, and his smile is a little silly.
Lin Yi next to him had his head filled with questions.
After all, he didn't believe that people could pick up ancient texts on the roadside and grab them as soon as they reached out.
Snapped.
Bai Lu slapped it away and glared at Lin Yi.
"Brother Lin, cultural relics are very fragile, we can't be so rough."
"Take a small brush and brush gently."
"Well, we also need to light a candle in the southeast corner. I didn't bring a candle. Brother Lin, go and light a cigarette."
Bai Lu was arrogant, showing off her knowledge, taking out a small mushroom from her backpack and sweeping it up.
He didn't notice Lin Yi's mysterious smile at all.The uncle next to him picked mushrooms nearby.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Bai Lu squatted there and spent five or six minutes before taking out the bottle.
He carefully held it in his hand and looked at it.
Before she could be happy, her little face fell.
This bottle is not just a bottle, it also has a sticker on it that says Niulanshan Erguotou.
The actual production date is written on the bottom of the bottle, which is this year.
The uncle not far away glanced at him, shook his head helplessly, and sighed that people nowadays are really incompetent.
Lin Yi looked at Bai Lu, whose face was full of praise.
Suppressing a smile, he pretended to be serious and spoke.
"Is this an antique?"
Bai Lu: "o(╥﹏╥)oNo."
In an instant, travel, food, drink, blah blah blah, all disappeared.
The audience in the live broadcast room was silent for a moment.
The next moment the whole room burst into laughter.
"Hahahahaha, I was laughing so hard. I just wanted to sigh, Chinese culture is vast and profound, but you ended up creating a wine table culture for me."
"Whoever said you want to worship koi, come out quickly."
"Your laughter is catching my eyes."
"Hahahahaha, Bai Lu is about to cry, her dream was shattered in an instant."
"Lin Yi and uncle must have discovered it a long time ago, watching Bai Lu playing there, hahaha."
"Should I say it or not, Bai Lu has mastered the effect of variety shows."
Bai Lu looked at Lin Yi aggrievedly.
"Brother Lin, this is a wine bottle."
"I can tell, it's okay, don't cry, just eat a candy."
Lin Yi rubbed Bai Lu's head, peeled off a lollipop and stuffed it into Bai Lu's mouth.
Take out a plastic bag and put the wine bottle in it.
She mocked Bai Lu while wiping her hands with a handkerchief.
"So, did you even think about how to spend the money just now?"
"No, no, I'm doing it to protect the environment. Well, that's it. The viewers in the live broadcast room should also learn from me to purify the environment."
Bai Lu burst into tears, and out of desperation gained wisdom to spread a wave of positive energy.
This matter has finally come to an end.
Bai Lu carried the plastic bag and continued to cry.
Lin Yi squinted his eyes and imitated Bai Lu and squatted down.
"Wait, what is this?"
"Hold up and learn from me!"
Bai Lu was so angry that she grabbed Lin Yi and tried to bite him.
But Lin Yi's serious face made Bai Lu stop.
The uncle also turned his head, his face full of suspicion.
Bai Lu's heart skipped a beat when she saw Lin Yi's serious look on his face.
It doesn't seem like I'm joking.
Lin Yi nodded, and then picked up a palm-sized beetle from the ground.
Bai Lu: "ψ(*`ー)ψ?"
Bai Lu angrily squeezed Ruan Rou around Lin Yi's waist.
"You're trying to be mysterious, right? You're trying different ways to laugh at me, right?"
"Hey, don't make trouble, look down there."
As soon as these words came out, Bai Lu's face was full of suspicion.
Even the uncle came over curiously.
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't believe it.
After all, they had been so confused in the past few waves, and they really didn't know which of Lin Yi's words was true.
in the live room.
"I can't think of it, I can't really find any antiques."
(End of this chapter)
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