If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?

Chapter 12 Invite my toothbrush
Lin Yi's low and gentle voice, combined with the soothing rhythm, made Bai Lu hum along with Lin Yi.

"This song is nice, the melody is very soothing, and the lyrics are very simple. Can you teach me how to sing this song?"

Lin Yi was already sleepy.

He buried his head directly into the quilt.

"This is a song to lull you to sleep. If you want to learn it, I'll teach you."

"This way, this way, that way is fine..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard soft breathing.

Bai Lu: "???"

"Lin Yi, Lin Yi, are you still there?"

This song is so gentle, it makes my heart beat wildly when I sing it.

As a result, you did all this for me and fell asleep within a second while talking?
Do you want to do this?

Sure enough, how can a person without worries suffer from insomnia?

Fortunately, Lin Yi's breathing was very light, which did not affect his sleep. It also made him feel at ease and would not make him feel panicked.

Good night, the world.

Go to hell, Lin Yi!
After saying something vaguely, Bai Lu also entered the dream.

……

I fell into sleep here, but the Internet became lively.

"3000 Years of Love" is broadcast live throughout the day, but for the sake of traffic and popularity, highlights will be edited in the evening and uploaded to major video platforms.

At the same time, it has also united with major short video platforms to simultaneously recommend variety shows.

One o'clock.

The edited video and major highlights of "3000 Years of Love" were successfully uploaded simultaneously. Prior to this, many short videos had received good responses.

"3000 Years of Love" is a relatively rare love variety show. Before it was launched, it spent enough money to buy traffic and promoted it continuously for several months.

It can be said that it is the top variety show currently.

The video had just been uploaded, and the next moment, the total number of views on the entire network exceeded 3000 million, and the number is still rising.

"Hahahahaha, Lin Yi has learned how to show off, and he will do this to my wife from now on."

"Don't tell me, Lin Yi is really good at singing."

"I watched the live broadcast and watched it again at night, just to ask Lin Yi when he would put the two versions of "Cuihua" online. It's really good."

"The part where the sister-in-law is arranging the clothes for the eldest brother really made me die."

"Who, like me, comes here to ask when Lin Yi's song will be released."

"Lin Yi, a role model for us!"

……

Videos about keywords are getting more views.

The name Lin Yi is also known to more and more audiences.

Although in this episode, Lin Yi is just an amateur, serving as a foil.

But the line "A wise man never falls in love", the foot massage for adults, and the song "Green Flower" became the most eye-catching presence in the show.

"Lin Yi is simply a role model for us."

"Although having a boyfriend like this will make you angry to death, seeing other people being tortured makes you happy."

"I feel sorry for Bai Lu. Please help me with the psychological shadow of Bai Lu being shouted out words of support."

"By the way, who can tell Lin Yi when the song will be released?"

"When I hear the word "Green Flower" now, my legs can't help but tremble."

"We share the same problem, but I prefer "Lyric Version of Cuihua""

……

Relying on his famous phrases and songs, Lin Yi was spontaneously edited on major platforms. Keywords such as Lin Yi, Cuihua, and the Straight Man remain highly popular.

Lin Yi became popular overnight.

"Cuihua" has become the BGM of the short video platform. All night long, when I open the video, I will be like, "Where is Cuihua~!"
It is destined that countless people will be brainwashed tonight and will not be able to sleep.

Similarly, some people are paying attention to Lin Yi's traffic.

But Lin Yi didn't care about this. At this time, he was still peeing and making mud with Zhou Gong.

Early the next morning.

Birds chirping vaguely, and the wind blowing leaves sounded.

Lin Yi rubbed his eyes, turned over, and suddenly woke up.

His bedroom door is opposite Bai Lu's bedroom door.

Fortunately, there is no camera in the bedroom, otherwise it will definitely be on the hot search tomorrow.

The large pajamas were barely hanging on the body at this time, revealing a large amount of snow-white.

The sun shines through the curtains on Bai Lu's face.

A beautiful picture.

Lin Yi tilted his chin and looked at Bai Lu.

Don't mention it, although Bai Lu's IQ is not high, she is indeed very good-looking.

was thinking.

"Our love is like a sudden stop. You really didn't care and got on his BMW..."

The alarm clock rang.

Lin Yi quickly turned off the alarm clock and shook his head helplessly.

I really don’t know what the function of an alarm clock is. You can’t hear it when you can’t get up, and it has no effect when you get up.

Bai Lu also hummed a few times, rubbed her eyes and looked at Lin Yi.

A girl who just woke up always has a nice voice, soft and gentle.

"Good morning, Xiao Lin."

Bai Lu stretched and rubbed her hair.

Lin Yi raised his phone and said, "By the way, can I take a photo for you?"

Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "It's okay to record our wonderful day."

Bai Lu, who had just woken up, was obviously not wary. She tilted her head and smiled.

Lin Yi seized the opportunity to take photos and looked at the photos with a smile on his face.

"Are your photography skills good?"

"Very good, I will add another Bailu Tumbleweed series to my list of emoticons."

"What tumbleweed?" Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, got up and looked at her phone, then touched her chin and thought seriously: "It doesn't look like a tumbleweed, I think it looks more like a dandelion with fried hair."

"Well, you're right."

Lin Yi picked up the phone and wanted to escape.

Bai Lu also reacted.

"If you take ugly photos of me, Lin Yi, I'll kill you!"

A pillow flew out of the bedroom.

Lin Yi peeed directly into the live broadcast room.

At eight o'clock in the morning, "3000 Years of Love" started on time.

Bai Lu's frantic voice came from Lin Yi's live broadcast room. "Lin Yi, you deleted my photos. You saved so many emoticons of me, but you also saved my ugly photos!"

Lin Yi: "You asked me to take the photo, and it's a limited edition emoticon pack."

Bai Lu: "I must kill you today!"

The audience who had just entered the live broadcast room were stunned.

"Okay, okay, you just came in and showed us how crazy you are, right?"

"We are making breakfast lovingly in the live broadcast room next door. Why is the style here so weird?"

"Visiting country love hahahahahaha."

"The live broadcast room next door greets each other, it's very harmonious, and there's already a fight here."

In the live broadcast room next door, the elder brother and sister-in-law had already finished breakfast, put on sportswear and went for a morning run, while looking for local snacks.

Kunkun, on the other hand, took Reba to do Tai Chi morning exercises.

As for Hua Yuchen, they are already running the business. One plays the piano and the other cooks, which can be regarded as relatively harmonious.

"Lin Yi, I want to eat noodles and some meat in the morning."

Bai Lu, who was putting on makeup, suddenly spoke and looked at Lin Yi eagerly.

Lin Yi was washing up and said the same thing after washing his face.

"Please give me the toothbrush in your backpack, please."

Bai Lu seemed to still have some energy and said angrily.

"We are a couple, should you say...um, please, baby or something."

Lin Yi nodded: "Invite my dear toothbrush over, thank you."

Bai Lu: "..."

Fortunately, we only got together for a month. If we had spent more time together, I would probably be pissed to death by Lin Yi's side.

Turning around and opening Lin Yi's box, he saw the electric drill showing a sly smile.

"Hey, here's your toothbrush."

Bai Lu handed it to Lin Yi with a smile on her face.

He held an electric drill in his hand with a toothbrush attached to it.

Lin Yi's eyes lit up and he said: "Bai Lu, how did you know my hobby? I like to brush my teeth with an electric drill."

With that said, under Bai Lu's shocked eyes, she brushed her teeth with an electric drill.

"A boy like you has never even held a girl's hand."

Bai Lu said angrily.

While brushing his teeth, Lin Yi looked at Bai Lu and spoke in confusion.

"Hand in hand, I have never held a girl's hand...but I have held cows. I used to herd cows when I was a child. Bai Lu, have you ever herded cows?"

"By the way, why is your face so dirty again?"

Bai Lu: "..."

"Why are they so dirty? Look at my lips. Isn't the color nice?"

Bai Lu pursed her lips and said with dissatisfaction.

"You haven't even tasted my lipstick, so you're straight."

The implication is that if you don’t have a girlfriend, you naturally don’t know why girls wear makeup.

"Tasting your lipstick? That's so unsafe. There are chemicals in the lipstick. You want to harm me."

"I remember lipstick contains lead, pigments, fats, etc..."

I saw Lin Yi thinking seriously.

Bai Lu: "..."

[Bai Lu’s heart rate: 80pdm. 】

[Bai Lu’s heart rate: 110pdm. 】

[Bai Lu’s heart rate: 115pdm. 】

Seeing Bai Lu's heart rate rising sharply.

Everyone saw the two of them in the toilet again and couldn't help but speculate.

"Okay, okay, what did you do behind our backs?"

"They say Lin Yi is straight. I believe you and the others are innocent."

"This sudden rise in my heartbeat makes me feel that my innocence is not so innocent."

"No, no, no..."

At this time, in the bathroom.

Bai Lu felt dizzy.

Whether Lin Yi is really stupid or pretending to be stupid, he can't tell if he is irritating the general.

I've given you a chance, just climb up the pole.

Suddenly it was a discussion of chemical elements.

At this time, the staff of the program team who were working outside were stunned when they saw the heartbeat.

But soon, Bai Lu came out with disappointment on her face.

Everyone watching was filled with questions.

So fast?
No, what happened?

Lin Yi followed. After coming out, he went straight to the kitchen. After all, he had promised to do the cooking.

Not long after entering the kitchen, Lin Yi stuck his head out.

"Have you eaten? Do you want to make one for you?"

The staff members just recovered from their daze and shook their heads repeatedly.

It was already past eight o'clock, and they had already finished breakfast.

Lin Yi nodded, turned around and got into the kitchen.

soon.

Lin Yi came out with two bowls of noodles, and Bai Lu's eyes suddenly lit up at the dinner table.

"Come on, hurry up, I'm hungry! I'm hungry!"

Bai Lu's evil dragon roared.

Lin Yi put his face on the table with a look of helplessness.

Bai Lu immediately grabbed a bowl of noodles. This scene made everyone feel a little strange.

A bowl of noodles. Didn't Bai Lu eat yesterday?

Or maybe it was because of some exercise that made me... so hungry.

Coupled with the increase in heart rate in the bathroom just now.

No, no, no, we seem to know something terrible.

We just met Lin Yi one day ago, and Lin Yi is still a straight man.

　I'm really sorry, brothers. The author Jun missed a chapter, which resulted in a broken chapter. Currently, it is added at the end of Chapter [-] and the beginning of Chapter [-]. If it has caused reading trouble, the author Jun hereby apologizes to everyone.

　　The author will definitely do his best to write more, and I ask all readers for your support.

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