If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?
Chapter 138 I still like you more
Chapter 138 I still like you more
Bai Lu gently pulled Lin Yi's sleeve.
"Brother Lin, I'm a little disappointed."
Lin Yi waved his hand and said, "Actually, this is considered a local characteristic. It's not bad to bring something back to give as a gift or buy some clothes."
Lin Yi tightened his coat tightly.
Maybe it’s aesthetic fatigue.
When I see Bai Lu wearing the same outfit recently, I always get the wrong impression.
Bai Lu immediately took the handkerchief and performed a two-person dance and yangko dance for herself. It felt strange no matter how you watched it.
Just change your clothes and experience the local customs.
As he was talking, the female director also got out of the car.
"Everyone, you have enough time to buy the necessary items before heading to your destination."
"Couple gold will be issued through the account."
Bai Lu's eyes lit up when she heard about consumption.
Pulled Lin Yi and whispered.
"Brother Lin, you have money, but you have no place to spend it?"
"Nokia in your left hand, Motorola in your right?"
"Yes, I'll take you to flowers."
With that said, Bai Lu pulled Lin Yi towards the commercial street.
Kunkun and Reba looked at each other and decided.
If you follow these two people, there will definitely be meat to eat.
Several people dropped into the roadside store. As soon as they entered, Bai Lu took a fancy to a pair of antlers.
"Hey, deer antler, Brother Lin, look at the deer antler."
"Antlers are deer antlers and antlers are antlers. The difference is whether they are hardened or not, they are horny."
"But I remember, deer are protected animals?"
Bai Lu scratched her head, looked at the deerskin hat and said.
“There are people who breed sika deer, which is similar to raising cats and dogs.”
Bai Lu nodded and reached out to pick up the antlers and put them on her head.
Lin Yi quickly stopped him.
"This is not fun. Wearing it will make you cosplay the Venom Devourer. This is not fun to cosplay."
Two girls wandered around.
Lin Yi and Kun Kun started chatting.
After all, the time girls spend shopping is enough for them to do a lot of things.
During this time, the program team is probably contacting people.
We will visit the Mongols directly later.
"Brother Lin, I have a question. If I want to find a suitable partner, where should I go?"
"It depends on what kind of crowd you want to find."
"Well, Loli, royal sister, young woman?"
Kunkun asked, touching his chin.
“If you want to meet these requirements, a group chat will solve it.”
"Kindergarten parent group, of course, now that Loli has started in five years, there is also a person with a sewing machine in it."
"Change the direction and the problem will be easily solved."
Kunkun: "Black question mark face·JPG."
"Wait a minute, Brother Lin, you..."
Kunkun covered his face and couldn't turn his head for a long time.
This... makes sense.
But why did it involve the kindergarten parents group?
"I mean, if you find a group you like, it's the right group, but they have husbands!"
Lin Yi waved his hand, showing an incomprehensible expression.
"You don't understand this, right? Let me ask you, if you chase a girl and she has many suitors, are you sure you can surpass them all?"
Kunkun shook his head.
"But as a married woman, you only have one competitor, and you might still be suffering from the seven-year itch."
As soon as these words came out, I suddenly became enlightened.
Kunkun slapped his thigh and said, "It really makes sense."
In the live broadcast room.
"Good guy, I suddenly became enlightened after hearing what you said."
"I've learned it. I'll chase anyone who has a boyfriend immediately. There's only one competitor, a 1v1 real man battle!"
"By the way, is there any possibility that I will fall in love with him?"
"Brother upstairs, did you make a typo, oh???"
"It reminds me of the news. The son-in-law and the father-in-law got divorced and lived together."
"To be honest, girls don't care what color your Farah is."
"To be honest, you are engaged and have been sentenced to three years to start. But if you hook up with a married woman, you may even earn three children. You are guaranteed to make a profit no matter what."
"In the age of magic, even if you do nothing, you are still wrong."
The two were chatting.
Without noticing at all, Bai Lu next to her put a deerskin hat with antlers on her head.
Aiming at Lin Yi. The deer rushes!
Boom!
Without hesitation, he pressed it against Lin Yi's abdomen.
But it felt as if he had hit a big mountain, causing him to stumble and take a few steps back.
Kunkun: "????"
Reba: "???"
Lin Yi: "Σ(дlll)?"
Lin Yi had quick eyesight and quick hands, and reached out to catch Bai Lu who was about to fall.
"No, what are you doing?"
Lin Yi frowned slightly.
Aren't you choosing clothes and hats?
Why rush out and create something for yourself all at once?
Kunkun scratched his head and turned around, Reba also rushed up.
puff!
Kunkun was hit and fell to the ground.
Reba rubbed her head and said: "This is called a girl's spring, and the deer bumps into each other."
Lin Yi: "..."
He glanced at Kunkun, who was holding his abdomen and showing pain.
"You don't call this a deer collision, this is a buffalo collision."
"You are the bison, and I must create you today."
Seeing Bai Lu take a few steps back.
Lin Yi reached out and grabbed Bai Lu's two corners.
Bai Lu is finally under control.
After a lot of hard work, I couldn't help it, so I finally gave up.
"Why did you create me?"
"Well, you always say that I have a bad temper. I don't know what it looks like when I lose my temper. I want you to describe it."
Hear this outrageous reason.
Lin Yi fell into silence and looked at Kunkun as if asking for help.
Come on, help me.
Who will take my 213 girlfriend away?
After searching through the history of human language development, I don't know what language can be used to describe Lin Yi's thoughts.
After looking at Bai Lu's expectant eyes, Lin Yi spoke.
"Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh."
Bai Lu: "(〃'▽'〃)?"
"Let you describe me when I'm angry, not when a dog is angry!"
"Ouch, you're angry, the bison is charging."
"You're the bison!"
With that said, Bai Lu was ready to attack again.
However, he was caught by Lin Yi again.
"Obviously, if you want to say that your girlfriend is cute when she's angry..."
“There’s no such thing as a cute girlfriend, and the buffalo charges.”
"Yes, your girlfriend will be angry and punch you in the chest!"
"No way, my ex-girlfriend wouldn't..."
silence.
Deathly silence.
Kunkun even forgot about the pain. He looked at Lin Yi in shock and silently gave a thumbs up.
It has to be Brother Lin, awesome!
Reba took a few steps back, for fear of blood splattering on her body.
Bai Lu forgot about the collision and stared at Lin Yi with trembling eyes.
"What did you say???"
"Today, I must...fuck you to death!!"
As he said that, he glanced around and looked for a broom from behind.
"No no no."
Lin Yi quickly opened his mouth to make amends.
"What I mean is that I suddenly think of her and I hate her!"
Bai Lu pointed the broom at Lin Yi and said with a dangerous smile.
"Then...Brother Lin, describe what it looks like when she is angry."
"Well, it's very simple. I ignore you. Well, I'm so angry."
Lin Yi briefly described it.
"It's just that she's delicate and weak, I don't like it very much..."
He was obviously looking for compensation, but everyone could clearly see it.
Bai Lu's body burned with flames.
The knuckles holding the broom turned white.
"Compared to my ex-girlfriend, I think I still prefer you when you are angry."
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(End of this chapter)
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