If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?

Chapter 15

in the live room.

"Hahahaha, is Lin Yi participating in the show on our behalf? What he said is what I want to say."

"The scene where the sister-in-law was arranging the suit for the eldest brother was so natural and not artificial at all. I felt so comfortable watching it."

"It feels like...a middle-aged couple."

"Yes, that's it. This time I go to kindergarten again. I have already seen the days after retirement of my elder brother and sister-in-law."

"Check carefully, these two people must be having a love affair at public expense."

"Lin Yi took the lead in taking CP, but why do I always feel like something is wrong?"

"Brother Lin, stop taking the drug. Stop taking the drug. If you continue to take the drug, you will really be killed."

"It's like saying in front of your girlfriend that someone else's girlfriend is pretty."

"Quick, quick, please save Lin Yi, he hasn't reacted yet."

Obviously, the audience in the live broadcast room noticed that Bai Lu's expression was strange. Only Lin Yi was still excitedly taking CP and talking non-stop.

"Hey, Lulu, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Yi noticed Bai Lu's expression and asked.

The audience breathed a sigh of relief. This straight man was on the verge of seeking death and was frantically testing the waters.

"Ah, are you unhappy?"

When this sentence came out, the audience's hearts skipped a beat.

It's over, girls are always strange creatures. It's OK for her to be angry, but if you want to say she's angry, she's definitely not angry.

"You're not unhappy, just be happy." Bai Lu snorted angrily, holding her shoulders to prevent herself from looking at Lin Yi.

You stinky straight man, don’t you know why you’re angry?

I also asked myself, can’t you see it?

Okay, destroy it!

Lin Yi scratched his head, his face full of confusion.

What's the situation? Why did you suddenly become angry?

The woman's heart ached, and she finally understood.

The Cold War was so boring.

"Lulu, how about I tell you a story?"

Bai Lu snorted and continued to look out the window, with "I'm very angry" written all over her face. "I don't want to pay attention to you. Don't talk to me."

"Actually, since the beginning of the show, I have felt that you are very important, more important than anything else. In the past, I was an otaku who only played games all day long, but you are more important than games."

Hearing this, Bai Lu's lips curved into a smile.

It seems that straight men can still be trained.

Unexpectedly, Lin Yi suddenly said something.

"After I'm with you, you are more important, because I can play games but not hit you."

"Hey, why don't you ignore me? I know, my girlfriend is angry, so don't ask questions."

"I want you to guess what we will eat and what we will play in a while, so Lulu, what do you think we will eat in a while? 0" 0
These words aroused Bai Lu's interest and turned to look at Lin Yidao.

"I'm not that easy to coax, you big stupid pig, for a while... I want to eat hairy crabs, king crabs, and hot pot!"

Lin Yi's smile froze, and he said helplessly: "I asked you to guess, but I didn't ask you to make a wish. If you guess wrong, keep guessing. If you can't guess the barbecue bibimbap, keep guessing."

Bai Lu: "..."

Seeing that Bai Lu was getting angry again, Lin Yi spoke quickly.

"By the way, do you still remember last night when we were fighting over who could take a shower first, and then you cheated on us? I wrote a song for you."

Bai Lu's eyes suddenly lit up. The song "Insects Flying" sung by Lin Yi last night kept her entertained for half the night. Lin Yi sang well.

I didn’t expect there to be a surprise.I also write songs for myself.

I can appear in Lin Yi's song.

"Then you sing. If you sing well, I will forgive you."

Lin Yi coughed lightly and sang softly.

"I have to go to the toilet by myself starting today."

"Mom, Dad, don't underestimate me."

……

"When you go to the bathroom, you can't eat."

"When going to the toilet, save paper."

Bai Lu was immersed in Lin Yi's gentle voice, but she quickly reacted.

"This, why does it feel like a children's song?"

"Yes, because I found you eating in the toilet. This is not a good habit."

Bai Lu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and gave Lin Yida a hammer.

"That's mouthwash. How can anyone write a song for someone else and write something like this?"

"It suits you very well. Can you try singing it?" Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, and then she tentatively spoke after seeing Lin Yi's eyes full of encouragement.

"I have to go to the toilet by myself starting today."

"Mom, Dad, don't underestimate me."

……

"You can't eat when you go to the bathroom."

“Save paper when using the toilet.”

Lin Yi said with a smile on his face: "Yes, continue."

Following Lin Yi's encouragement, Bai Lu also started singing.

Lin Yi sang along.

"Come on, work hard, pull daddy harder."

"It doesn't matter if you can't pull it out, at least you fart!"

The rhythmic sound made Bai Lu react.

You are digging a hole for me here.

Immediately, Bai Lu clenched her fist and hit Lin Yi several times.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but shake their heads.

"If anyone says that Lin Yi is a straight man from now on, I will fight with him."

"Three years, I've been in love for three years, my wallet is empty, my love is gone. It's not easy to have an idol now. Do you think he is a straight man?"

"Lin Yi is really a role model for our generation. Not to mention, there is really no way for someone who can't arrange music to learn."

"Why, I feel like this song is also very brainwashing."

"Don't mention it, the last part, when you're pulling daddy, is really good."

"My son has already learned the previous part."

"What do you mean upstairs?"

……

The two of them were in the car, and Bai Lu didn't hit Lin Yi too hard.

However, the anger just now was long forgotten.

He said pretending to be angry.

"I'm so stupid, and you bullied me again."

"Okay, then I'll ask you a brain teaser. If you can answer it, I won't bully you in the future." Lin Yi smiled all over his face.

"Ask me, I don't believe I will lose." Bai Lu agreed without hesitation.

I am still very satisfied with my IQ.

"Then you are really good. Bai Mengyan is smart and wise. Listen up."

"There was a rich businessman who had no children and wanted to find a wife at the age of 40. Many people came to apply for the job. The rich man had a very big room and gave each person 100 yuan to see who could fill the room."

"The first girl used 100 yuan to buy cotton and filled it up."

"Second, buy a big balloon for 50 yuan and blow it up with air."

"The third one spent five yuan and bought a candle that filled the room with light. Who do you think the rich businessman will choose in the end?"

Bai Lu spoke without hesitation.

"Of course I choose the last one. Rich people definitely need smart wives to help them manage their money."

Lin Yi shook his head with a smile on his face.

"No, the rich man chose someone with big breasts, because no matter how hard it is, the child can't be hurt."

Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, and then came to her senses.

"Ah, Lin Yi, you are kidding me!"

"Who's kidding you? As the question says, if you don't have any children, of course you have to choose the right one for your children?"

The two fought for a while before Lin Yi restarted the car. Within a few minutes, he arrived in the city. Seeing the busy city, Lin Yi couldn't help but shake his head.

"Where is Cuihua...?"

　I was reborn. Before my rebirth, I was the proud son of a prominent family.

　　He accidentally caught his fiancée having an affair with the son of a rival family.

　　When he was frustrated, he chose to exile himself.

　　But I was killed by a scheming traitor. My family abandoned me, my school expelled me, and even my spiritual veins were cut off.

　　After reviving his life, he decided to start as a novel author. By tapping the keyboard again and again, he reached the peak of the novel and returned to another world.

　　Give me a few recommendation votes or monthly votes, and I will tell you my revenge plan in detail.

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