If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?

Chapter 18 Eat a big melon
A few minutes later, Lin Yi finally came back.

His face was very pale and his legs were weak.

Bai Lu was stunned, and quickly got out of the car and helped Lin Yi up.

"Don't touch me yet. I'll smoke a cigarette first."

Lin Yi sat down on the roadside and touched his trouser pocket.

"Brother Lin, you still smoke."

"A cigarette in the toilet is better than a living god."

"That's not right. Where did you get the money?" Bai Lu looked confused.

The couple's fund is on their mobile phones, and Lin Yi will be reminded when he spends money.

Unless Lin Yi hid his private money himself.

Bai Lu immediately grabbed Lin Yi's ear.

"Tell me where you hid your pocket money and share it with me."

"Hey, hey, little girl, put your hands down. How can I have money to buy cigarettes?"

Hear this.

Bai Lu's head was full of questions, but she didn't let go.

"Where can you get cigarettes if you don't buy them?"

Lin Yi took out a crumpled box of white sand from his pocket.

He slowly said: "As for cigarettes, I smoke when others smoke. If they don't smoke, I want them. If you meet a generous brother, just give me a box."

"Not to mention how comfortable these days are."

Bai Lu: "..."

Bai Lu let go of her hand subconsciously.

Lin Yi's operation is very explosive not only in the entertainment industry, but also in the smoker circle.

in the live room.

"Okay, I learned it. I want to quit smoking and never buy a pack of cigarettes from now on."

"Learn from Lin Yi, right? If it smokes, pick it up, and if it doesn't smoke, take it?"

"Hahahahahaha, Lin Yi is easy to operate."

"I'll take it when others give it to me. If they don't give it to me, I'll take it. If they don't give it to me, I'll hit it. If I can't beat it, I'll have a cigarette. If I can't beat it, I'll ask for someone else. The main one is Dong Zhuo from the cigarette world!"

"Lin Yi can always give Bai Lu a heavy blow in a strange direction."

After smoking a cigarette, Lin Yi finally calmed down.

He was directly resurrected with full blood, and took Bai Lu to continue working.

The system dispatches real-time orders.

[Ding, if you have new orders, please pay attention to receive them. 】

[Order distance: 3.8km. 】

[Order income: 25 yuan. 】

Bai Lu skillfully sat in the passenger seat and waved her hand.

"Go, go, go, the mission will be achieved!"

Lin Yi also said very cooperatively.

"rush!"

A few minutes later, the car arrived at the pick-up point.

Lin Yi saw a strong man at a glance. The strong man was 1.8 meters tall. He was covered in tendons and wore short-sleeved shorts, which outlined his strong figure.

Bai Lu thought for a moment.

"What a strong man."

Lin Yi nodded with deep approval and said: "With this punch, I'll probably knock the dung out of you."

Bai Lu; "..."

Bai Lu went up and punched you, and said angrily: "I'll punch you out with the deer dung, then I'll punch you back and beat you to death, you are a stupid pig."

With that said, the man got in the car.

"Master, could you please hurry up? I'm a little anxious to get home."

The man choked up a bit after getting in the car, and his voice became anxious.

"Excuse me, does the mobile phone number end in 0000?"

"Yes, that's right, please hurry up." The man said anxiously.

The two people looked confused at this scene.

"What's wrong, brother, is there a fire in your backyard?" Bai Lu couldn't help but ask.

"It's not a fire, it's a spray of water."

At this point, the 1.8-meter-strong man's eyes turned red and he looked like he was about to cry. "Don't cry, don't cry, there's no one at home, let him tighten the faucet, won't it be over?" Lin Yi comforted him quickly.

It's okay if he doesn't comfort him, but when he comforts him, the strong man cries and trembles all over.

"It's my wife who cheated on me, wuwuwu, master, please hurry up."

As soon as these words came out, Lin Yi and Bai Lu both saw the incredible look in each other's eyes.

Now that there are millions of hits in the live broadcast room, these things can definitely be broadcast in the live broadcast room.

Lin Yi immediately lit a cigarette, narrowed his eyes and said.

"Sit down, it's my turn to perform next."

"Start in third gear and achieve your mission!"

In the live broadcast room: "???"

“Is this something I can listen to?”

"I'm the only one who wants to ask, is this squirting serious?"

"I also want to ask, can turning the faucet really stop it?"

"Not sure, let's see."

"It is recommended to replace the faucet. If the quality is not good, it will leak easily."

After this strong man entered the live broadcast room, the popularity of the live broadcast room soared.

Lin Yi and Bai Lu expressed sympathy.

The journey was still quite far, Lin Yi drove along.

"Then...brother, how do you know your wife didn't turn the faucet? Well, your wife cheated on you. Don't listen to what others say about some things, you have to see them with your own eyes."

Bai Lu echoed: "Yes, this will affect the relationship between husband and wife."

The strong man cried even more miserably and said, "I saw it with my own eyes. He said he was taking a selfie of me while sleeping. There was a size 36 shoe next to him. We both have [-] feet."

"Then..." Lin Yi racked his brains and hesitated.

"Then I can only say that my sister-in-law has quite big feet."

As soon as these words came out, the people in the live broadcast room couldn't help it.

"Hahahahaha, I can't help it anymore, how could Lin Yi say this seriously, my sister-in-law has really big feet."

"When it comes to last-hitting, these two are the only ones. Seeing is believing will break your defense."

"Both of them have [-]-[-] feet. It's true... well, my sister-in-law's feet are quite big."

"Actually, don't think so. Last time I went home, I saw my wife and Brother Wang next door naked on the bed. They said they were catching lice. I was so scared that I went to buy medicine all night."

"Yes, I drove my girlfriend on a trip and bought a pack of cigarettes on the way. When I came back, I saw someone taking off my girlfriend's pants and said he had paid for my girlfriend's pants in the photo."

"That big brother upstairs, who is a nice guy who buys cigarettes? He wants cigarettes from someone else."

The water friends are all excited.

The strong man was also speechless and said: "Master, if you really don't know how to comfort people, just shut up. It makes me sicker than the rice I watched in the movie."

"Yes." Lin Yi was a little embarrassed.

Bai Lu nodded with deep understanding and said, "He is not alone."

Lin Yi: "..."

There was some silence for the next time.

A few minutes later, Lin Yi also drove to the downstairs of a community.

"Master, I have already paid. I will withdraw first."

After saying that, the big man ran towards the community in a hurry.

Lin Yi quickly removed the camera, pulled Bai Lu and ran inside.

Bai Lu was confused and said: "Brother Lin, what are we doing?"

"Of course, go ahead and stop them. If you look at the rapes in the community during the day, big things will definitely happen with these three words. What if we don't stop them and something unexpected happens?"

Bai Lu tilted her head and looked at Lin Yi's smile.

"But why are you so excited? Are you trying to start a fight? You are obviously trying to get something to do with you."

"I don't, no!"

Although he said this, Lin Yi's face slowly showed good things.

Obviously, Gua Linyi is determined to win today.

Just when he was thinking about the big man chasing after him, the big man suddenly stopped, then turned to look at the two men and ran towards them in the opposite direction.

Suddenly, Lin Yi and Bai Lu's hearts skipped a beat.

"Did we... eat it on our own heads?" Bai Lu scratched her head.

"Maybe, I suggest you run quickly, otherwise the deer excrement will be beaten out of both of us."

(End of this chapter)