If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?
Chapter 192 The magic cloak finally arrived in Hainan
Chapter 192 The magic cloak finally arrived in Hainan
"And dinosaurs ruled the earth for 1.6 billion years. In comparison, human history is too short."
"Since humans have developed to this day and have such powerful technology, it is not impossible that dinosaurs were in the Magic Age."
"so……"
Listen to Lin Yi talk.
Bai Lu fell into silence.
"..."
I talk about romance with you, and you talk about fantasy with me.
One hand directly blocked the camera in the live broadcast room.
He stepped forward directly and blocked Lin Yi's mouth in his own way.
The water friends in the live broadcast room cried out.
"No, we are all buddies. You can't show me anything."
"What did I hear, is this two seals grabbing grapes?"
"What kind of sound is this? I can't hear it if it's so pure."
"So why don't you go out to the live broadcast room?"
"Okay, okay, now I'm not interested in the origin of the universe. The two of them directly studied the origin of human beings, right?"
"Don't say it, don't say it, it's really possible."
"Yes, dinosaurs have developed for so many years, how can they not be as good as monkeys that just developed for a few hundred years?"
Soon, Bai Lu's voice came from the other side.
"Brother Lin, today I will teach you what the Big Bang is."
Subsequently, the live broadcast room was closed.
This time, we are really discussing the Big Bang.
The discussion lasted until two o'clock in the morning, but we couldn't decide the winner.
……
Early the next morning.
Bai Lu brushed her teeth in a daze.
Gurgling.
He opened his eyes with difficulty and glanced at Lin Yi.
Even though he stayed up late, Lin Yi seemed to have endless energy.
Always so energetic.
Bai Lu stared at Lin Yi and suddenly asked.
"Brother Lin, do you know what kind of wind is blowing today?"
Lin Yi looked at Bai Lu strangely and reached out to touch Bai Lu.
"You don't have a fever, Lulu, you don't have Alzheimer's, do you? Say to me, ball, flag, trees..."
Bai Lu slapped Lin Yi's hand away and said angrily.
"I just learned this from the Internet, a woman with dried apricots. She starts with three sentences to charm her boyfriend. You have to say you don't know."
"Let's start again. Do you know what kind of wind is blowing today?"
Lin Yi touched his chin and groaned.
"It should be a magic cloak (Mo Fa Pi Feng)."
Bai Lu was stunned by the sudden Sichuan dialect.
It took him a long time to react.
"what???"
"Brother Lin, you..."
Bai Lu took a breath.
For the sake of them just getting a new home.
Forgive this silly pig.
He looked up at Lin Yi and said seriously.
"Brother Lin, I think you are going crazy."
"Yeah, I get it. I'll give you a custom-made doll with my photo printed on it, so you can hold it while you sleep and soothe your nerves. You can put it on your bedside with blue clouds, put it at the door of your room to ward off evil spirits, and put it in the toilet to keep your house clean."
Lin Yi: "..."
Bai Lu couldn't help but said: "Brother Lin, how could you do it, say such unlucky words in such a romantic atmosphere?"
Romantic atmosphere?
Lin Yi raised his eyebrows and subconsciously looked at Xiao Mingyue, who was pouting on the toilet and pulling her daddy hard.
Bai Lu took advantage of the situation and looked around.
He seemed to be aware of the two people's gaze.
Xiao Mingyue also looked over, and then turned away gently.
No, what’s so interesting about meowing a baby?
Could it be that you two have no butts? Are you staring at my butt?
Laojiu, someone wants to see meow buttocks!
Bai Lu nodded and said, "Well, the atmosphere seems to be romantic, right? It's okay. Also, Brother Lin, do you think I'm cute?"
Lin Yi stared at Bai Lu and shook his head.
"Not cute."
"You have to say it's cute, so I can pick it up easily."
"Yeah, okay, okay, cute."
"Well, tell me what's the cutest thing about Lulu." "Well, the blackened tiger teeth?"
As soon as these words came out, Bai Lu was stunned.
Last night, when I was eating watermelon, the watermelon seeds stuck to two tiger teeth, and I was laughed at for a long time.
It's been a night, why hasn't Brother Lin forgotten it yet?
Seeing that Bai Lu was about to take action, Lin Yi activated emergency measures.
"Well, it's not that your tiger teeth are black, it's that your other teeth are too white, so the two tiger teeth are black."
Such a tactful wording.
Bai Lu collapsed directly.
Grabbing the toothbrush, he wanted to give Lin Yi a loving brushing.
Finally he held it back and said with a smile.
"Brother Lin, I asked you to stop talking about my tiger fangs. I didn't ask you to step on them, and I didn't ask you to humiliate me in another way."
Listening to the noise and fighting in the bathroom.
Friends in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
"Good good, to be dedicated, it is also the two Lin Lu. I consume the relationship between the husband and wife early in the morning."
"Lin Lu really, I cry to death!"
"This Sichuan wind has finally reached Hainan. You ask me what the wind is, a magic cloak!!!"
"No, Brother Lin's photos are so useful. Print them out immediately."
"If you want me, I will definitely put it on my girlfriend's butt, so that I will help her stand up every time, and I will also protect her hemorrhoids."
"Well, you've locked it up, aren't you afraid of someone getting in your face?"
"Except for the tiger teeth, your other teeth are a little white. Talk about the importance of speech."
Bai Lu turned her head angrily and brushed her teeth vigorously.
Lin Yi couldn't help but shook his head.
"You have to brush your teeth gently, otherwise they will fall out."
Bai Lu continued brushing her teeth vigorously, turned her head and rolled her eyes at Lin Yi, speaking vaguely while stretching out four fingers. ,
"Brother Lin, I am no longer a sixteen-year-old girl. I am eighteen years old and an adult."
"Teeth are divided into four layers from the outside to the inside, enamel, dentin, cementum and pulp. The enamel on the outside is the hard tissue of the mouth, unless you take..."
I was just thinking about angle grinder.
Bai Lu suddenly remembered.
Lin Yi really had this thing and carried it with him in his suitcase.
Just in case I was kidding, it would be difficult to get the angle grinder.
Lin Yi was slightly surprised.
Hey, when did my silly girlfriend become so smart?
He even mentioned the four layers of teeth and other trivia.
But...it shouldn't be.
Twelve out of ten times something is wrong.
I couldn't help but ask.
"By the way, how do you know that tooth enamel is the hardest tissue in the human body?"
"Of course I found it online."
"Why are you checking your teeth when you have nothing to do... No, the hardest tissue?"
Touching it carefully, Lin Yi suddenly realized.
Bai Lu's pretty face turned slightly red, and she coughed lightly to cover up her embarrassment.
He rinsed his mouth and ran away.
"I won't tell you anymore. I'm going to make you a loving breakfast today."
As soon as these words came out, Lin Yi rushed out of the door.
"Good guy, Bomberman, let go of my kitchen."
Bai Lu cooks once and it takes several hours just to clean.
Lin Yi really didn't dare let her cook.
In case you use the pressure cooker to make porridge again.
Both of them have to be sent away today.
Bai Lu waved her hands proudly.
"Brother Lin, don't worry. The kitchen will be safe this time. I'll arrange whatever you want to eat."
"Well, how about scrambled eggs with juice tomatoes and small seafood."
Listen to Bai Lu's arrangements.
Lin Yi's face turned green.
"Lulu, do you have to send me away today?"
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