If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?
Chapter 195 I give you my heart, and you pour liquid excrement on me
Chapter 195 I give you my heart, and you pour liquid excrement on me
Bai Lu flattened her mouth.
Click.
He simply locked the screen, his face full of helplessness.
He stretched out his fingers to play with his hair blown by the wind.
Noticing this scene, Lin Yi shook his head helplessly.
"What's wrong? Why didn't you post it?"
“I didn’t expect a suitable copywriting, and I didn’t have the inspiration to go with this song.”
Bai Lu said helplessly.
Lin Yi: "..."
Okay, okay, a woman's heart aches.
It is always incomprehensible.
"So, why not just pick one and try it?"
"No, you must be inspired to write this song."
Bai Lu tilted her head and said very seriously.
"Brother Lin, you don't understand women's hearts. You have to learn to understand them slowly."
"It's useless to read so many books, they don't talk about women's hearts."
Bai Lu said seriously.
Lin Yi waved his hands helplessly and said: "How is it possible? There is Yan Ruyu in the book. I remember that there is a story about women's thoughts in quantum mechanics."
Bai Lu scratched her head, it was itchy.
"Brother Lin, isn't quantum mechanics physics? How come it has something to do with a woman's heart?"
The audience in the live broadcast room also raised question marks.
"What, it's supposed to be quantum mechanics. I remember this is a live broadcast room of a romantic drama. Why is it suddenly quantum mechanics?"
"Is there a possibility that in the Lianzong live broadcast room, you can see any content that is not about Lianzong?"
"Don't tell me, Brother Lin is really dedicated."
"So, why does quantum mechanics talk about women? Brother Lin, please teach me. I have a PhD in physics and my girlfriend always says I'm boring. Why is this?"
"Waiting online, my desire to learn suddenly ignited."
"Shocked, in quantum mechanics, I actually found a wife."
Bai Lu scratched her head and nodded: "I know quantum mechanics. It is part of quantum theory. Quantum theory includes quantum chemistry, quantum optics, quantum computing..."
After speaking, Bai Lu raised her head proudly and said.
"See, Brother Lin, I also know a lot."
In the past, when Lin Yi spoke, he didn't know what to say.
Now I can finally have a conversation and have a picture.
This is huge progress.
Lin Yi answered while turning around.
"Women's psychology is just like quantum mechanics. It is in a superposition state. Observation or non-observation will produce different results."
Bai Lu tilted her head.
Although Bai Lu was stunned.
But after all, he is still a college student, so he knows how to do it much older.
"Then let's list it out. If I'm angry and there's no one around me, I'll probably be happy by watching videos or playing with my cat."
Lin Yi nodded and said: "This is called the unobserved state." '
"Then if you were around, I would look for trouble maliciously, thinking it was all your fault and you were the one who made me angry..."
Lin Yi: "This is called observation state."
As soon as these words came out, the audience in the live broadcast room looked at each other.
It seems like they are engaging in some novel academic discussion.
Hearty?
Ah no, it’s very weird!
Lin Yi nodded seriously and said: "Yes, that's right. Different results. Quantum mechanics will tell you what they are, random results."
"Women are different. From the beginning of preaching and reasoning about right and wrong, to later you actually reasoning with me, you can't talk to me properly. Why is your attitude like this?"
Bai Lu: "..."
The CPU in your head and the GPU on your feet work together.
Trying to refute Lin Yi's words.
After a long time, he said: "I think there is something wrong with your point of view, Brother Lin."
Lin Yi looked at Bai Lu in surprise.
Needless to say, Bai Lu has indeed made great progress during this period.
You can even start a debate with yourself.
Bai Lu said seriously: "Look, Brother Lin, you don't understand me at all. I'll give you my heart, but you'll water me down, right?"
"Mr. Lu Xun has a saying that goes like this: A couple can survive all the tribulations and forget their grudges with a smile when they meet." Lin Yi: "..."
Good, good, I have learned to quote the scriptures.
A lot of progress than before.
Lin Yi nodded seriously: "Yes, that's right. You are already a mature author. If you write a paper "On Women and Quantum Mechanics", you will definitely win an award."
Lin Yi's words were heard in the live broadcast room. ,
Also shocked.
"Shocked, Lin Lu actually won the debate with Bai Lu?"
"Bai Lu actually won the argument. It seems that studying the Big Bang every night is not unreasonable."
"Bai Lu has made her debut and will soon become another mudslide in the variety show. I'm already looking forward to it!"
"Okay, okay, does this count as teaching the apprentice to starve the master to death?"
"I have confirmed that our fairy Bai Mengyan has been completely transformed into the female psychopath Bai Mengyan by Brother Lin."
"It's over, our goddess is gone forever."
Lin Yi just stretched out his hands and rubbed Bai Lu's head.
Lin Yi's cell phone rang.
"Hey, if you have something to say, please tell me. If nothing happens, please leave."
The director opposite fell silent.
It took him a long time to speak.
"I originally wanted to send you a message, but I feel like you have blocked me, so I might as well give you a call to tell you."
""Three Thousand Years of Love" will start again tomorrow, and the program team will shoot a short video for publicity."
Lin Yi glanced at Bai Lu.
After all, short videos don’t need help from the director team.
You can handle it yourself.
The director opposite then spoke.
"You can enroll yourself. After all, this time is about the reunion of lovers. You two have never been separated at all."
In the past few days, the director has frequently seen these two people trending on searches.
The faces of Lin Lu and Lin Lu were all seen in "News", "Daily" and "Official Public Accounts".
Plus the communication with the museum some time ago.
They are all official or above-mentioned organizations.
The director doesn't dare to speak loudly to Lin Yi now.
After all, what he is facing now is an official idol.
I am so humble.
Lin Yi chuckled and said: "Director, please relax, we are still good brothers. We will live together and die together."
It seemed like he remembered something.
Lin Yi sent the director an address.
Hainan Paragliding Club.
The director was slightly startled.
I remember that this was a part of my last experience with horseback riding, and it was an experience item that would appear later.
What is this for, a romance?
But when lovers reunite, why do we do this?
When you are in doubt.
The assistant next to him heard it and spoke quietly.
"Is there a possibility that Brother Lin doesn't want to waste a free prostitution project?"
director:"……"
Lin Yi withdrew an unknown amount of money from the authorities and officials, then turned around and continued to collect money from the program team.
The main thing is Iron Rooster.
"Go and make arrangements."
The director had no choice but to speak and said to the assistant next to him.
Very quickly, about half an hour or so.
An AE86 parked in front of the paragliding club.
Lin and Lu got out of the car and entered the club under the guidance of the staff.
I saw the words Paragliding Club.
Bai Lu's eyes almost popped out.
Bai Lu: "???"
"Brother Lin, didn't you agree that you would lie down and die in the afternoon?"
(End of this chapter)
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