If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?

Chapter 346 The Ugly Duckling and the Vicious Queen
Bai Lu: "Abba, Ababa, Abba."

Seeing Bai Lu Abba Abba acting like a fool.

Lin Yi couldn't help but shook his head.

"You're making me feel stupid."

"So, Brother Lin, do you know?"

Bai Lu said angrily.

Lin Yi casually grabbed the child's lollipop.

By the way, he said: "Non-Newtonian fluid refers to a fluid that does not satisfy Newton's viscosity law and is not a linear relationship." '

Bai Lu: "..."

Okay, okay, sure enough, you shouldn't provoke Brother Lin.

Sure enough, he did it.

Lin Yi smacked the lollipop and said vaguely.

"So, let me ask you a question, was it Newton who proposed non-Newtonian fluids?"

Bai Lu scratched her head. Damn it, she seemed to be growing a brain.

He tentatively said, "Well, that should be it, right?"

"After all, there is Newton's name on it. It must have been proposed by Newton. There should be Newtonian fluid."

Lin Yi nodded but did not speak.

Bai Lu waited quietly for a while.

Still no answer.

Bai Lu immediately transformed into King Jiji.

"I'm so anxious. Brother Lin, hurry up and tell me, am I right or not?"

Lin Yi nodded and said: "That's right, but if you are right, it doesn't count as an answer."

Information flashed in Bai Lu's eyes.

He quickly waved his hands and said, "nonono, I'm not just answering blindly. I have basis for all these, do you know that?"

These words attracted Lin Yi's attention.

He turned around and looked over, his eyes full of curiosity.

Bai Lu raised her finger and said very seriously.

"Brother Lin, think about it, wife pancake is a pancake, scallion pancake is a pancake, so they are both pancakes, so there is essentially no difference between RPG missiles and anti-tank missiles."

Lin Yi: "..."

No, you put it here and there.

Your basis cannot be said to be reasonable.

It can only be said that it has nothing to do with it.

Uncle Yang and Auntie next to them also looked at each other when they heard the conversation between the two.

Well, the way young couples communicate has become so novel now, right?

The front foot is the hip bone and the elbow, and the back foot is the city gate and building.

How can the span of chat be so large?

I jumped directly from food to non-Newtonian fluids, which is physics, and then jumped directly to food, and then jumped to anti-tank missiles, which should also be considered physics.

Just jump horizontally repeatedly in one wave, right?

Do you need to have a wide range of brains to fall in love these days?

At this time, the aunt was smiling.

While working, the ingredients were quickly prepared.

They included tilapia, glutinous rice cakes, and other foods. What caught Bai Lu's attention was a sauce.

The unique sauce of the Dai people is called nano.

It is said that it will be delicious with shoe inserts.

Because it is a joint banquet held by several villages, each household does not need to bring bowls and chopsticks. After all, there are disposable tableware prepared in advance.

Bai Lu was holding a big basin, looking a little out of place.

However, it seemed a bit awkward to be alone, but not awkward with two people. Thinking of this, Bai Lu gave one to Lin Yi.

"Let's take one each and see who eats less."

Lin Yi: "..."

Although helpless, he still took the basin.

Who said this is his girlfriend?

The two set out for the square.

Bai Lu raised her face and said. "Did you see it? I'm calling it foresight to know. And with such a big rice bowl, everyone must know that we are VIPs."

Lin Yi couldn't help but said: "The problem is, this is not tableware, it is for mixing vegetables. I don't know if we are VIPs, but we must be rice bowls."

Soon, the two arrived at the square.

The first thing that caught the eye was the local representative elephant foot drum. What Bai Lu didn't expect was this.

There were actually several uncles shouting glutinous rice up there.

It’s like the last time I was in the Northeast, Brother Lin was putting pancakes into a big pot.

Bai Lu's eyes widened and she said in disbelief.

"Brother Lin, the drum actually needs to eat, right? There are gods in it. Is this a strange local sacrificial ritual?"

Lin Yi nodded.

"That's right, go buy his lunch quickly. Do you know that he is the Dai stock god?"

"He not only eats, but also smokes, drinks, and perms his hair. He occasionally goes on stage with Uncle Yu to talk about cross talk, do you know?"

Bai Lu: "???"

"No, Brother Lin, I am indeed not smart, but you can't treat me like a stupid dog?"

Lin Yi glanced at Bai Lu.

"You've already asked me that Gu needs to eat. Doesn't that explain some problems?"

Bai Lu shook her head vigorously, reached out and tapped Lin Yi's face.

'Actually, I'm really smart. I'm like this all because of you. '

"Have you ever heard of the story of the Evil Queen and the Ugly Duckling? Bringing the ugly duckling with you is just to make yourself look good. This is called a sense of contrast."

"Similarly, when I am by Brother Lin's side, I make Brother Lin smarter."

Lin Yi: "..."

Don't tell me, Bai Lu has really grown a brain.

Saying this, I really can't refute it.

Seeing Lin Yi's silence, Bai Lu narrowed her eyes and said.

"So Brother Lin, why are you calling for Nuomi on top?"

Lin Yi raised his finger and said.

"You remember, glutinous rice is sticky and can act like glue. It is certainly better than paying taxes. It can emit more complex vibrations and the sound will become richer. Do you understand now?"

In the understanding of the Dai people.

The sound of drums can reach straight to the sky.

Of course, drums occupy a high position among people of all ethnic groups.

After all, his voice was magnificent and shocking.

With the vibrating sound, it seemed as if the whole world was trembling.

The same goes for war drums.

The use of drums is to convey good wishes to further distances.

Bai Lu tilted her head and said.

"So, in Feng Shui, water means wealth, so does splashing water mean making others rich?"

Lin Yi shook his head helplessly.

"First of all, that's not called Feng Shui, that's called Kanyu."

"Learning the dragon-seeking technique and selling it to the emperor's family is called Yin Yang Kanyu..."

While Lin Yi was talking.

Bai Lu jumped up and pecked Lin Yi lightly on the face.

"Uh-huh, Brother Lin, I also hope you get rich. This is considered splashing water. How can saliva not be considered water?"

Lin Yi: "...So, your understanding is so abstract, you might as well splash water on my face at night."

Bai Lu's pretty face turned red.

Holding Lin Yi's hand, he looked at the ceremony not far away.

"Brother Lin, is this the Central Plains Buddhism you are talking about?"

Lin Yi nodded and said, "Yes, Central Plains Buddhism. The most popular one among the Dai people is Central Plains Buddhism. Before the start of the Water Splashing Festival, the local Buddhists will perform rituals and put blessings in the water. So splashing water represents blessings because, inside Blessed. '

Bai Lu showed an expression of sudden realization,
No wonder no one splashed water along the way.

It turns out that it hasn’t officially started yet.

Looking at Bai Lu's confused expression.

Lin Yi then said: "In other words, it's not enchanted yet, so it doesn't make much sense. Hmm, I suggest you learn it."

(End of this chapter)