If you are asked to fall in love, will you make the female star angry?

Chapter 479: I just saw it was a bus, but now it is a bus

Maybe he heard two people talking about how fat he was.

Xiao Mingyue widened her eyes and looked at the two of them with some dissatisfaction.

She turned her head away proudly, obviously very angry.

What's wrong with me being a little fat?

What's wrong with me being a little fat?

It doesn't affect my exercise. It was you who brought me into the small yard and said you would take care of me. Why don't you let me eat more?

Now that I've eaten a little more, you're saying this to me.

Cats don’t have temper.

When the two saw this scene, they shook their heads helplessly.

It is normal to post photos of your pets online.

But Bai Lu’s caption is really outrageous.

"Finally, there will be a new member in the family."

……

Lin Yi and Bai Lu were chatting just now.

Bai Lu had forgotten all about this matter.

Things are getting a little tricky now, as too many people have seen the news.

Of course, you can't blame others.

Do this while this matter has not been confirmed.

Well, I suffered a loss this time because I didn’t have a brain.

Lin Yi didn't think too much about it. He turned around, turned on the TV and watched the latest show.

Bai Lu, on the other hand, was holding her cell phone.

Falling into chaos on the spot.

Damn it, this Weibo post seems a bit unclear and I seem to have really gotten into trouble.

At this time, the number of comments on wb was still increasing rapidly, and the speed made Bai Lu dumbfounded.

……

"No, my family, look, look, look what I got."

"Okay, okay, you're a new member, right? We're still working hard on the pyramid, and you're expecting a child. Woo woo woo, poor me, I haven't even touched a girl's hand yet."

“When I first watched the dating variety show, it was on a bus at midnight. Now it’s a bus.”

"No, what did you say?"

"Ten months, the baby will arrive, right? Well, I seriously doubt whether this baby needs to pay taxes, otherwise why would the express delivery take so long."

"That is to say, is there a possibility that Xiao Mingyue is pregnant?"

"Ah, isn't Xiao Mingyue a male cat? How did she get pregnant?"

"Don't say it, please don't say it, it's really possible. After all, Xiao Mingyue's body shape does look like she is pregnant."

"So, who was Bai Lu talking about? She made me so excited, but this is the result?"

"No, you're not excited at all when they have a baby."

"You don't understand. Those older than me are already married, and those younger than me already have children. I am the only one left, still alone. Family members, who understands the devastating power of "I watched you grow up"?"

……

It seems that the popularity of wb can no longer be controlled.

I was thinking about deleting it.

But on second thought, explanation is just covering up.

In this case, who knows what these idiot netizens can imagine. It will be even more troublesome if more outrageous things get out.

At this time, it is more comfortable to use cold treatment.

Well, that's it, just chill.

He turned off the screen, as if out of sight, out of mind.

On the other side, Lin Yi had already started rubbing Xiao Mingyue's belly, and it was obvious that it felt really good.

"Xiao Mingyue, let me tell you, if you eat too much, you won't be able to run away if a bad guy catches you."

"So, you need to lose weight, you know?"

To be honest, Lin Yi really doesn't pay attention to these things.

After all, the entertainment industry occupies too many public resources, and the internet celebrities behind them also occupy public resources.

This means that fewer people will have difficulty using public resources.

When everyone is scrambling to speak.

There always has to be someone who can distinguish the true from the false, or the real from the fake among these words, but there are too many of them, making it difficult to distinguish.

So I really don’t care much about current events on the Internet.

Don’t say anything if it’s unreasonable.

Still not awake. There are always people who think they are awake but do things in a daze and without direction.

They shout ignorant slogans, but want to break the feudal system.

Thinking that he is unique, wielding the knife of freedom, he is confined to a corner, and all he can see is the size of a lit brick.

Even worse than the frog in the well.

A great man once said, the world is ours, but it is yours as well, but it will always be yours...but the sun at eight or nine o'clock in someone's house is sinking into the deep sea.

Lin Yi was thinking about these unreasonable things.

Suddenly I felt a sharp gaze.

Tilting his head, he saw Bai Lu staring at him pitifully. He reached out and grabbed Lin Yi's arm, then spoke softly.

"Husband, please say something..."

"Hubby, look at them..."

Lin Yi: "..."

I told you, stop using those cliché internet memes.

You just don't believe it.

It's okay now.

My head is full of rubbish.

I guess it can’t be washed clean.

"Well, Lulu, if you're like this, I can hardly help but make sure I throw you out of the yard and give you a good brainwash."

Bai Lu tilted her head: "(ω)"

"whee."

"You're laughing your ass off."

As he spoke, Lin Yi reached out and pinched Bai Lu's face hard.

He grabbed Xiao Mingyue and was about to take action.

The next moment, Xiao Mingyue turned around and ran.

He also looked at the two of them with disdain.

Obviously he didn't want to get involved in the fight between the two.

"Xiao Ming and, come here quickly."

Xiao Mingyue didn't even turn her head.

She swung her big butt and walked towards her room.

Lin Yi called out twice, but to no avail.

Bai Lu couldn't help laughing when she saw it.

"Hehehe, see? It's useless to order some people around. You know, cats are just like that."

"Oh, what kind of personality do you know now?"

"Of course."

Bai Lu raised her face and said seriously.

"Dogs regard humans as their masters. The better they are taken care of, the more obedient they will be. However, cats regard themselves as the masters and think that they should be treated this way."

“So, we should have gotten a dog then.”

Lin Yi suddenly showed a strange look.

"Why do you want to keep a dog? Don't you already have a dog at home?"

Bai Lu: "???"

Looking at Lin Yi's smile which could no longer be suppressed.

Bai Lu finally understood.

Damn, it seems like you are saying I’m a dog!
"You are the dog, you are the dog!"

As he said that, he stretched out his hands and pinched Lin Yi's face, rubbing it hard to vent his resentment.

Lin Yi watched as he couldn't call Xiao Mingyue over.

He casually pulled out a cat strip from the cabinet next to him and gently hit it on the table, making a sound.

next moment.

Brush brush.

Xiao Mingyue's claws made a friction sound.

The next moment, the maglev cat came quickly, its eyes lit up.

She immediately came in front of Lin Yi and her voice became much gentler.

"Meow meow meow?"

As if to say, look how obedient I am, shouldn't you give me something delicious to eat? I have run here and used so much effort, it will not be good if there is no delicious food.

(End of this chapter)