Merry doctor pretty nurse

If Lin Xiaowen heard this question, he would have to vomit rice, no, corn, because what he ate just now was corn.

This is a duplicate question.

It can be seen how boring this old guy Lin Tianyuan is.

"How old is this year?"

Lin Tianyuan continued to ask.

"Six years old!"

Xiao Yechen answered seriously.

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

Lin Tianyuan's question is only so unscrupulous.

"boy!"

Xiao Yechen also answered innocently, thinking, this patriarch is really an idiot!I can't even tell if I'm a boy or a girl!

Lin Tianyuan stroked his beard immediately, and said with a smile: "Is it really a boy?"

"real!"

Xiao Yechen immediately panicked, I'm really a boy!They are not girls!

Lin Tianyuan immediately smiled evilly and said, "I don't believe it!"

Xiao Yechen's expression became weird, he stretched out his little hand, scratched his head, not knowing what to do.

Seeing this little guy behave like this, Lin Tianyuan felt happy in his heart.

It's so fun to amuse children like this!

At this time, Lin Tianyuan couldn't help thinking of when Lin Xiaowen was six years old. At that time, Lin Xiaowen was not as innocent as Xiao Yechen...

Really more popular than dead people ah!

But in comparison, each has its own fun.

Lin Tianyuan immediately fell in love with Xiao Yechen. Perhaps it was because after Lin Xiaowen grew up and left, his heart became empty. As a hundred-year-old guy, he still likes to have a child to accompany him. own.

Who said that if you are a master, you will not be lonely?

Who said that a master only looks cold and awesome?

If you haven't met a master, don't talk nonsense, okay?

"Grandfather, then what do you have to do to believe that I am a boy or not a girl? Look at my head, I don't even have pigtails, only girls have pigtails."

Xiao Yechen thought about it for a while, and suddenly rolled her eyes, thinking of a reason that could convince Lin Tianyuan, she happily pointed to her head, and said excitedly.

Hearing this, Lin Tianyuan laughed even more, innocent children are just fun!

No, such an innocent child, and he is still a handsome boy, must be raised to be even more evil and villainous than Lin Xiaowen.

such a pity!

Liu Lan, the top village woman in the village, was picked up by that boy Xiaowen. This kid has no one to peek at!

For a while, Lin Tianyuan began to worry.

If Lin Xiaowen knew that the old fellow Lin Tianyuan had such thoughts, how would Lin Xiaowen behave in his heart?

"I saw some little boys with braids, and some little girls with short hair like yours." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile, with a sly look in his eyes. At this moment, Lin Tianyuan seemed to be much younger, isn't it? An old guy with white flowers, but a wretched middle-aged uncle.

"That……"

Xiao Yechen hesitated for a moment, blinked her eyes, and looked at Lin Tianyuan, "Grandpa Patriarch, how can you believe that I am a boy?"

"This, it's very simple! You take off your pants, and I'll see if you have a little chirp. It's said that girls don't have little chirp."

Lin Tianyuan's words were even more evil.

"what?"

Xiao Yechen opened his mouth. He remembered that his parents told him that there was a difference between men and women, that one should not pee in front of girls, nor should one watch other girls pee.

But this patriarch grandpa is a boy, right?

It doesn't matter if it's a boy!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yechen nodded, slipped off Lin Tianyuan's knee, and immediately pulled the top of his trousers, revealing the little elephant trunk.

Lin Tianyuan glanced at it, learned the movements from a movie by Zhou Xingchi, stretched out his hand, and flicked lightly on Xiao Yechen's little elephant trunk.

Because the strength was not strong, Xiao Yechen didn't feel any pain, but said happily: "Grandfather, it's true, not fake, now you believe that I'm a little boy, right?"

Lin Tianyuan nodded with a smile, and said, "Yes, it is indeed a little boy! In the future, this little guy will grow into a big guy."

As he said that, Lin Tianyuan lifted up Xiao Yechen's trousers himself.

"Okay, now that I'm done getting to know you, let me introduce myself!"

Lin Tianyuan immediately said: "First of all, my name is Lin Tianyuan. This is my name, but you can't call it. You must always call it Grandpa Patriarch, you know?"

"understood!"

Xiao Yechen nodded.

Lin Tianyuan thought about it, his grandson, Lin Xiaowen, always only called himself an old guy, and he was really upset!At this time, there is a little guy who calls himself grandpa. This feeling is still very good.

"Then, Grandpa Patriarch is over 100 years old now. I don't remember the exact number, but it's over 100 anyway."

Lin Tianyuan said immediately.

Ah... over 100 years old!

When Xiao Yechen heard this number, she was shocked and found it unbelievable.

"Okay, the introduction of Grandpa Patriarch is over." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile.

Xiao Yechen blinked her eyes, and then asked again: "Grandpa Patriarch, are you a man or a woman?"

Of course he knew that the patriarch grandpa was a man, but just now when the patriarch grandpa asked himself that, Xiao Yechen was just asking out of habitual thinking.

Hearing this, Lin Tianyuan almost rolled his eyes and fainted in anger.

"Of course it's a man!"

Lin Tianyuan said quickly.

Xiao Yechen's gaze immediately fell on Lin Tianyuan's trousers, and now Lin Tianyuan had an ominous premonition, this kid, he must take off his trousers to check it!

If he really took it off, would this kid flick his own just like he flicked his little Chichi just now?

Thinking of this, Lin Tianyuan couldn't hold back his old face.

If such a thing really happened, what kind of dignity would it be?

Lin Tianyuan reacted very quickly, but he couldn't be crushed in this kid's hands. It's fine if he was crushed in Xiaowen's hands before, but it would be too unscientific if he also suffered from Ye Chen's suffocation.

So, Lin Tianyuan quickly touched his breath and said: "Only men grow beards. You see, the patriarch's beard is so long, of course it is a man. If you don't believe me, feel it."

As he spoke, Lin Tianyuan grabbed Xiao Yechen's hand and stroked the beard on his chin.

Xiao Yechen nodded, "That's right, it's a real beard! The patriarch is really a boy!"

boy?

If Lin Xiaowen heard these three words, Lin Xiaowen would probably spit blood directly...

This old guy is already an old man, and a boy, Emma, ​​don't be so ridiculous, okay?

Not to mention, even Lin Tianyuan himself was shocked by this adjective. He really wanted to explain that he is a man, not a boy...

Boys refer to brats like you, okay?

Lin Tianyuan blew on his beard.

"Hehe, of course I'm a man. Also, women's breasts are very big. Look at the patriarch's, they're mediocre."

Lin Tianyuan immediately grabbed Xiao Yechen's hand and touched his chest, Xiao Yechen touched a few dried ribs, what kind of muscle, it had nothing to do with Lin Tianyuan.

More than 100 years old, even a master is no match for the erosion of time.

Xiao Yechen immediately thought of something, nodded quickly and said: "Yes, my father's chest is very flat, while my mother's is very big."

These words are, of course, innocent words.

When Lin Tianyuan heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said with a smile: "Yes, Chen'er, you are so smart, you have even discovered this, now you believe that grandpa is a man, right?"

"Well, I believe it." Xiao Yechen's eyes finally stopped looking at Lin Tianyuan's pants.

This made Lin Tianyuan secretly heave a sigh of relief, almost fell into a somersault in the hands of this kid!

Lin Tianyuan immediately said again: "By the way, you said that your mother's breast is very big, how big is it?"

Xiao Yechen didn't think so much, he stretched out his hand with a smile, and made a gesture, "Big, very big, it's just this big anyway, I see many aunts are not as big as my mother, by the way, the teacher has seen it, wait for the next time When the teacher comes, let the teacher tell you! I'm sure I'm not lying."

"Tsk tsk, little guy, I know for sure that you won't lie to Grandpa Patriarch. Hehe, by the way, your teacher, when he saw your mother, didn't he hug you enthusiastically?"

Lin Tianyuan asked with a smile.

"Well, it doesn't seem to be there!" Xiao Yechen scratched his head and said, "My father often hugs and kisses my mother!"

"Then your mother is pretty?"

Lin Tianyuan asked, Lin Xiaowen, doesn't he always look like a hungry wolf when he sees beautiful women?Could it be that Xiao Yechen's mother is not good looking?But it doesn't make sense!If it's not good enough, this little Yechen looks very good, handsome, and her mother is not beautiful, how can she give birth to a handsome child?

"Beautiful, the teacher said my mother is very beautiful."

Xiao Yechen nodded and said proudly.

Lin Tianyuan nodded, no longer entangled with this issue, and if there is a chance in the future, just take a look at how beautiful it is.

Therefore, Lin Tianyuan changed the subject, looked at Xiao Yechen and said, "Okay, let's not talk about your mother, grandpa patriarch, let me tell you about my past when I was young."

Thus, Lin Tianyuan started the first step of leading a bad child.