Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 10 He claims to be the Jesus of the new century
Chen Ke stood up suddenly with excitement.

Zhuang Jing was used to it, but she also smiled sincerely. She stood on the hillside and said to Gu Ran: "Bring it to me and see!"

Gu Ran started running up the mountain holding the flower, like holding a firefly.

The three of them gathered together, and Gu Ran carefully opened his closed hands for fear of breaking the flowers.

The flower is white, a very ordinary little flower. There is nothing special about it in Chen Ke's eyes, which proves that this [Professional Card] is not suitable for her.

"What did you see?" Zhuang Jing asked Gu Ran softly.

She couldn't see anything unusual about this flower, otherwise why would she let the students look for it on their own?

Gu Ran couldn't tell exactly what he saw.

He tried his best to describe: "A wooden stick, somewhat similar to a cane?"

"Is there something curved like a sheep's horn on it?" Zhuang Jing asked.

"Sheep's horn?" Gu Ran looked at the petals carefully.

In his eyes, the petals were like phantoms, sometimes petals, sometimes turning into sticks, as if they were about to dissipate at any time, which was one of the reasons why he was so careful.

"Like a goat's horn, like a spiral, like mosquito coils, there are very few circles, only" Gu Ran waited for the petals to turn into sticks and confirmed, "...two circles."

"It's a cranked shepherd's staff." Zhuang Jing said, "[Occupation·Shepherd]."

"Shepherd?" The two of them were confused.

Some [Professional Cards] are disclosed in psychiatrists’ textbooks and various online materials, but [Professional Cards] are unique. No two leaves are exactly the same, and no spiritual world is exactly the same. [Shepherd] This was the first time the two had heard of it.

"Is it related to the Western Church?" Chen Ke asked curiously.

"Am I going to become the Jesus of the new century?" Gu Ran said happily.

Zhuang Jing smiled slightly and said, "I chose the name at will."

The two of them understood why Zhuang Jing could possess [Blooming Paradise].

She is Su Qing's mother. According to various official information, she is 43 years old, but she is still as young as thirty, with white skin, plump figure, elegant hairstyle, and charming temperament.

Standing next to Amelia Su, she will really be considered a sister.

People with a bad mentality, especially older people, will never have such a youthful appearance that is inconsistent with their age.

The power of the mind can sometimes be slightly better than reality. There are countless examples.

"What's the use of that?" Gu Ran asked curiously.

The essence of [Professional Card] is 'dream'.

Children will dream about performing Qing Gong, teenagers and girls will have erotic dreams, and adults will dream about dead people.
All kinds of dreams, some of them special, will fall, like seeds, in people's hearts, becoming [career cards].

When the psychiatrist gets the [Professional Card], he has this dream.

The typical example used in "Analysis of Psychologist Professional Card" is the "dream of performing Qing Gong" that evolved into a "Professional Card", which allows a psychologist to perform Qing Gong.

Ordinary people would think that they have already dreamed, so what does Qinggong mean?
actually not.

No matter how much we dream, people are still real creatures. Even in dreams, their hearts are still bound by reality.

After collecting a lot of data, it is proved that very few people can actually perform Qing Gong in dreams.

After flying a few steps, you will suddenly realize: 'Why can I fly?I shouldn't fly, it's very dangerous,' so I couldn't fly in my dream.

Most [Professional Cards] will not allow psychiatrists to have experiences beyond ordinary people. Even if they transform into a mage and cast fireballs, they will not have the feeling of condensing dark magic power, because dreams cannot be so clear, and human instinct is blocking it.

This is also an instinctive defense mechanism. If it is too real, reality will be lost.

Therefore, Qing Gong is already a very rare, fun, and practical [Professional Card].

Zhuang Jing recalled the reason why she originally named this [Professional Card] [Shepherd].

She said: "God is omniscient and omnipotent, and can penetrate all wrong roads and desperate situations without confusion. This scepter can guide the direction in [psychological shadow]."

The psychological shadow is not a fog, but a specific dream. Sometimes the disease will hide in the corners of the dream, and searching for it will waste a lot of time and energy.

【Shepherd】If you can really "find the way".
"I'm going to make a lot of money in the future." Zhuang Jing smiled at Gu Ran.

"Then Aunt Jing, do you want to continue investing now and increase the contract from five years to 15 years?" Gu Ran suggested.

Zhuang Jing knew that he wanted to repay the favor: "Stability is naturally good, but if people want to continue to grow, it is better to be a little unstable. What do you think?"

Chen Ke couldn't help but said: "Su Qing, the team leader also established a bonus point system for the second team!"

"Extra points system?" Zhuang Jing looked curious.

Gu Ran explained: "Add points to yourself, settle the score once a week, and treat the person with the lowest score on Friday."

"That's good," Zhuang Jing said in an appreciative tone, "Life is actually a game without rules, but we can improve our level by adding or subtracting points to ourselves."

This sentence made the two of them think deeply.

"I can guarantee that Su Qing definitely thought of the bonus point system after hearing what you said." Gu Ran was as malicious as possible towards Su Qing.

"Well -" Zhuang Jing folded her arms and thought for a while, "I have said too many famous quotes. Have I ever said this in front of her?"

Mother and daughter are also very similar in terms of narcissism.

"Forget it." Zhuang Jing didn't want to think about it anymore, "Chen Ke, keep looking, don't be impatient. The longest time it took for the [Professional Card] to be found in the institute was fourteen days, and the world record is half a year."

"Yes, I understand. I'm going to find Teacher Zhuang Jing." Chen Ke responded.

"Go."

Gu Ran also said to Chen Ke: "Come on."

Chen Ke smiled at him, then turned and walked towards the flowers.

When there were only two people left, Zhuang Jing looked at Gu Ran.

With a smile on her lips, she looked at him carefully, then reached out to smooth out his clothes that had been wrinkled by tumbling.

A warmth suddenly arose, flowing into Gu Ran's body like a hot spring.

"I can't give you extra preferential treatment at work. On the one hand, because of Chen Ke, I want to treat you all equally. On the other hand, giving you preferential treatment will harm you." Zhuang Jing explained.

"Aunt Jing, I understand. I also want to grow up on my own." Gu Ran replied.

"You have been self-reliant since you were a child. I trust you, but don't hold on when you encounter difficulties, especially in life. Do you understand?"

"I happen to have a problem."

"Tell me."

"Didn't I say before that Su Qing has a bonus point system, and the one with the lowest score is treated to a treat?"

Zhuang Jing smiled and said "hmm" gently, indicating for him to continue.

"But this week, even though there are only two days, I think we should use a points system. Those with the lowest points will treat us. What do you think?" Gu Ran said.

A difficulty raised entirely as a joke.

Zhuang Jing also guessed, she smiled and said: "I don't know, you ask Amelia Su, or three people to vote on the small matters in your office."

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Whether it was looking for Amelia Su or voting, Gu Ran had already lost.

Although it was a joke, he was a little serious in it. If Su Qing invited guests to dinner, he would be very appetizing.

Zhuang Jing added: "[Professional Card] can only be used in the psychological shadow and spiritual world. The previous training schedule was Tong Ling and Wei Hong on Monday, Jiang Qi and Su Qing on Tuesday, and you and Chen Ke from now on."

She paused and murmured to herself: "Chen Ke has a boyfriend, right?"

"Yes." Gu Ran responded, "Let me and Dr. Wei Hong do it together."

"You want to be with Wei Hong, but Wei Hong is not willing yet. He is pursuing Tong Ling." Zhuang Jing said with a smile.

"Oh," Gu Ran suddenly realized, "This is not good. The beauty of a gentleman is that of a mature man."

"I want Chen Ke and Jiang Qi to be paired up, but I want you to be paired up with Su Qing, but I'm afraid that others will say I'm biased and I'll play tricks on you." Zhuang Jing muttered, "The key is, if you are really paired up, , I will definitely open a small stove."

Gu Ran felt that Aunt Zhuang Jing had the innocent side of a girl.

"Then I'll team up with Jiang Qi." He suggested, "Let Chen Ke and Su Qing go together."

Because one person must be left on duty in each group, no more than two people can work in groups. Otherwise, if the patient becomes ill and cannot find a doctor, it will be a major accident.

"No." Zhuang Jing shook her head gently, "Like Chen Ke, Jiang Qi also has a boyfriend."

Gu Ran smiled bitterly: "Aunt Jing, I think it doesn't matter. Aren't you still here? There are three of us! Besides, I'm not a nymphomaniac who is motivated by lust."

Zhuang Jing smiled: "You're not, but they can be. Do you think women won't show interest in you? What if they take the initiative to like you?"

Gu Ran was convinced.

From childhood to adulthood, at any age, he has seen the lustful side of women.

"Then what should we do?" He asked, "Let me be alone in a group? That won't work either. It's too deliberate. Others will think that you plan to create a secret for me and pass on your unique secrets to me."

Zhuang Jing also seemed to be in trouble.

She thought for a while and made up her mind: "Let's do this. You and Xiaoqing are in a group. If they really want to say something, let them do it."

Gu Ran smiled and said, "It's normal for you to really make trouble for me and Amelia Su. After all, we are your daughter and half son."

"Oh?" Zhuang Jing pretended to be curious, "In what capacity do you want to be my son?"

"What's your identity?" Gu Ran was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses, his face a little red.

"Come on!" Zhuang Jing only said this to encourage him.Gu Ran was a little funny and helpless.

Zhuang Jing seems to have been helping him find partners?
"Tell you a secret." Zhuang Jing said.

"what?"

"[Shepherd] has a second dream." Zhuang Jing's voice was soft.

Gu Ran was surprised. He thought Zhuang Jing would tell Su Qing's secret, but it turned out to be the secret of his professional card [Shepherd].

"A professional card with two dreams?" he confirmed.

Zhuang Jing nodded slightly, very elegantly.

She said: "This [Professional Card] is very valuable. Once the outside world knows about it, there will definitely be psychic thieves squatting near my house, waiting for me to fall asleep, and come to [Blooming Paradise] to destroy and steal."

[Professional Card] has no effect on reality and can only be used in the psychological shadow of seriously ill patients or the spiritual world of psychiatrists.

But that doesn't hinder its value.

Sell ​​it to a psychologist. If the psychologist can use it, he can rely on this [Professional Card] to improve his treatment level, thereby gaining a large number of patients and making a lot of money.

Once he becomes famous, he is lucky enough to treat powerful people, and he will reach the sky in one step.

"Aunt Jing." Gu Ran subconsciously wanted to return the [Shepherd].

Zhuang Jing glared at him angrily, but without saying anything, Gu Ran had no choice but to take back her hand.

"It's a waste to leave it here. I can't use this [identity card]." Zhuang Jing said.

Gu Ran nodded and decided to work hard and repay Zhuang Jing for his cultivation.

"Then, what is the second dream?" He lowered his voice subconsciously.

"'Tend my sheep, guard my thoughts', you can dream of a sheep in the psychological shadow, eating the infected parts like grass."

Even in the real world, mental illness will have an impact on those around them, especially family members. If you face and take care of a mentally ill person all day long, you may become depressed or even crazy.

Psychiatrists directly enter the psychological shadow of seriously ill patients, so the probability of being affected is naturally greater. Every operation must be done with caution.

After a long period of practice, psychological surgery also has several rules that need to be absolutely adhered to -

[-]. For the same patient, the interval between operations must be three days;

[-]. The interval between surgeries for different patients must be one month;

Third, during the operation, the psychiatrist’s energy is exhausted, even if it is the same patient, he must recuperate for a week;
Fourth, during the operation, you cannot deliberately look for [Professional Cards] or [Monsters].

Mental pollution has always been a major concern for psychiatrists, but [Shepherd] can eat this pollution, especially in the psychological shadow, without returning to the real world to cultivate and improve the ability to continue fighting.

"The number of operations is still in accordance with the rules. This is for the mental health of your two groups and to avoid problems being noticed by the outside world." Zhuang Jing said.

Gu Ran had no objection.

When facing mental patients, whether you are a doctor or a nurse, the most important thing is to protect yourself.

Gu Ran suddenly realized: "Aunt Jing, you don't want me to be in a group with Chen Ke and Jiang Qi, isn't it just because they have boyfriends?"

"What do you think?" Zhuang Jing asked with a smile.

Without waiting for Gu Ran to answer, Zhuang Jing said: "Okay, you can chat outside. Now take the time to get familiar with your [Professional Card] and stabilize your first dream as soon as possible."

"Ok!"

Find [Professional Cards] and [Monsters] in the psychological shadow, and you cannot take them out without the [Spiritual World];

Just because you take it out doesn’t mean it can be used;
Being able to use it is not a matter of time.

Dreams are as ethereal as mist, and it takes a while to stabilize.

Gu Ran put the flower between his eyebrows, like a fish being caught unhooked, and the flower swished into his brain.

Gu Ran touched his forehead and felt nothing.

He began to fall asleep again.

Soon I felt sleepy, drowsy, and yawned.

"Stay in a state of half-sleep, half-dream," Zhuang Jing's voice came faintly, "hold the things you see in your dreams."

Gu Ran did as he was told.

He raised his hand and grasped it. The cranked staff that only appeared in his dreams was really in his hand. It felt real and the texture was clear.

Whether it is entering the [spiritual world] or manifesting dreams in the [spiritual world], only psychiatrists can do it.

To be more precise, only people who can lucid dream can do it.

The sleepiness is unstoppable.

"Bah!" Gu Ran lowered his head as if his head was spinning.

The cranked staff that symbolized the profession of [Shepherd] suddenly disappeared, and he also entered his own second level of dreamland.

Although his first-level dream was still in [Blooming Heaven], as his main consciousness fell and he entered his own dream, he could no longer use [Professional Card].

This is why the [spiritual world] is one of the foundations for opening a clinic, as important as farmland.

Zhuang Jing reached out and patted Gu Ran's shoulder.

Gu Ran opened his eyes, a little stunned.

"Today is August 08rd, around 30:[-] in the morning. You have just obtained the [Professional Card Shepherd] and are practicing in [Blooming Paradise]." Zhuang Jing helped him wake up.

Lucid dreams plus dreams within dreams, serious, but not lost.

But if you fall deep enough and for a long enough time, you will not be able to distinguish between reality and dreams for a short time.

There are said to be a few instances of madness.

This risk can be ignored. It's not that nothing will happen, but there is no need to worry. People may die suddenly from a heart attack while they are still alive. Nothing is absolutely safe.

Gu Ran was indeed in a trance, but he was not in a trance because he was sleepy.

"Aunt Jing, I just saw the [Shepherd's] cranked staff in my brief second-level dream!"

"Every day you think about it, and you dream about it at night. Don't take it too seriously. It's just an ordinary dream you had when you were excited when you just got the [Shepherd]."

Gu Ran actually knew that too.

In psychology textbooks, there is a special section that talks about the psychological reactions of psychologists after they obtain [Professional Cards] and [Monsters].

Among them, dreaming about [Professional Cards] and [Monsters] is one of the most common psychological states.

"Remember," Zhuang Jing reminded him again and again, "[Professional Cards] and [Monsters] only appear and play a role in the psychological shadow and spiritual world, and are invalid anywhere else."

"Ok!"

"continue."

Gu Ran once again entered a dream-like state, holding the cranked staff in his hand.

"Don't wave in a hurry, slowly stabilize the two dreams"

Before he finished speaking, the cranked scepter disappeared again. This time, Gu Ran did not fall asleep. It was like putting weights on a scale. This time, he put too much weight on [Blooming Heaven], and his main consciousness was more inclined to [Blooming Heaven]. , so there is no second layer of dreams.

"It's difficult, isn't it?" Seeing his failure, Zhuang Jing seemed very happy, with a smile on her face.

"Yes." The smile on Gu Ran's face was filled with reluctance and eagerness to try.

"Next, I will teach you {Jinghai}'s special treatment."

Gu Ran perked up.

Special therapy allows psychologists to use [Professional Cards] and control [Monsters] more easily.

It can also help the psychiatrist clear away the psychological shadow after the operation - the [shepherd's] sheep eat the psychological shadow directly during the operation.

"{Sea of ​​Tranquility}'s special therapy, called 'Iceberg', is something I extended from Hemingway's 'Iceberg Theory'."

Zhuang Jing said while motioning for Gu Ran to sit down.

The two of them sat opposite each other among the flowers, like the Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens teaching the Yellow Emperor's scriptures.

"Hemingway said, 'The iceberg moving on the sea is very majestic and majestic because only one-eighth of it is above the water', and the same is true for my iceberg therapy.

"The second layer of dreams is the sea, and you are the iceberg. No matter how the sea changes and fluctuates, you have to stand still like the iceberg and stare at the first layer of dreams."

Zhuang Jing's voice was soft, her words were clear, and she spoke eloquently.

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"Private Diary": August [-]rd, sunny. From today on, I will be a [shepherd] and become the Jesus of the new century.

Say it again, I am the God of the New World!
Hahahaha!

P.S.:

After reading today's diary, I doubted my mental state. Am I delusional?
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
I am the god of the new world, how can I be paranoid!

Additional note:
Well, this part of the diary can be used as a joke, but it is a pity that the second person cannot know it.

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"Doctor's Diary": I know who wakes up first from big dreams - Luo Guanzhong should also be able to have lucid dreams. In modern times, he will probably become a psychiatrist.

Obtaining [Professional Card·Shepherd], the mastering process is not smooth, come on, Gu Ran!

(End of this chapter)