Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 367 Today's Primary School Students
While eating in the morning, He Qingyan suddenly said, "Last night, compared to eating seafood, wasn't it fresher to eat river fish?"

"I'm really tired of eating seafood." Zhuang Jing said with a smile.

Yan Hanxiang placed his right index finger across his lower lip, thought for a moment and said, "When I was investigating yesterday, I saw quite a few freshwater fish worth eating."

"If Gu Ran had heard these words last night, he would have collapsed on the spot." Su Qing said.

As a guest, Chen Ke was too embarrassed to say anything and just looked at Gu Ran with a smile.

Gu Ran picked up the juice that was still on the tree an hour ago and gulped it down.

Some people found it funny, while others were attracted by his Adam's apple. In short, the grass in the plate tasted delicious.

After breakfast, the day officially begins.

If they had a deserted island with resources as rich as mythical ones in reality, their lives would change to some extent, for example, they might buy boats or helicopters, contact decoration companies to build villas, etc.

But even if I had an island in my dream, I still had to go to work the next day. There were so many fruits, so many wild vegetables, and so many fish, I couldn’t even smell any of them, let alone eat them.

In Ward 101, the eyelids of the girl wearing sunglasses were trembling like a little bird struggling to break out of its egg.

After trying hard, I still couldn't open my eyelids completely.

"Compared to yesterday, it's a little wider." Su Qing comforted.

"I couldn't see anything yesterday, but today it was hazy and I could see people clearly." Tang Ying put on her sunglasses again.

"It's fine even if it's hazy," He Qingyan said with a sweet smile, "Looking at the world in a daze and dreaming, with the scenery changing as you wish, isn't that a beautiful life?"

"The girl with sunglasses just can't open her eyes, she's not blind. Why are you comforting her?" Gu Ran said.

Tang Ying: "The girl with sunglasses."

"Both of you shut up." Su Qing glanced at them coldly.

Ward 102, Hu Qian.

Compared to when she first arrived and was trembling with fear, she looked much more relaxed now. As long as she wasn't sick, she didn't need Gu Ran to "translate" when she spoke.

"Did you sleep well last night?" Su Qing asked.

This is a commonly used sentence pattern during ward rounds.

As long as you can sleep, eat and defecate, everything else is a small problem in a sense.

Hu Qian nodded gently: "Yeah."

"Can you still hear the footsteps?"

"If you don't think about it, you won't hear it."

It’s like a ghost story. When I can’t remember it, I can hum songs and dance at home alone. When I remember it, I dare not close my eyes even when taking a shower.

Hu Qian's fear of footsteps is undoubtedly a psychological disorder. Then, is it the same with fear of ghost stories?

The unemployed Gu Ran let his thoughts fly.

"I have a way that will prevent you from hearing the footsteps even if you remember. Do you want to try it?" Su Qing looked at Hu Qian.

Hu Qian: “.”

Su Qing looked at Gu Ran.

Everyone looked at Gu Ran.

"What?" Gu Ran was confused.

"You're not listening?" Su Qing looked at him with scrutinizing eyes.

Hu Qian: “.”

"That's what Hu Qian said." Gu Ran was helpless.

Su Qing looked at him for a second before turning her gaze to Hu Qian, and at this time her gaze had changed from ice water to warm water.

It’s not just ordinary warm water, it’s warm water that has been boiled and then cooled.

Gu Ran breathed a sigh of relief.

"Really?" Su Qing confirmed.

Hu Qian nodded.

Su Qing was silent for a moment, not because she 'misunderstanding' Gu Ran, but because Hu Qian's low voice meant that she already knew what Su Qing was going to say.

despite this.

"We can call the police," Su Qing said, "and have him arrested."

Jinghai is not a place to escape, on the contrary, it is a battlefield to face suffering.

Hu Qian curled up on the bed, hugged her knees and said nothing.

"Okay." Gu Ran said.

Everyone looked at him again in surprise, even Hu Qian.

"She said yes." Gu Ran repeated.

"Gu Ran." Su Qing said.

"Missing things is a capital crime." Although He Qingyan was giving a reminder, the one she was reminding was Su Qing.

"Really." Gu Ran said seriously, "You didn't hear it, but I did."

Everyone was skeptical. Even if they couldn't hear it before, at least they could see Hu Qian's lips moving slightly, but this time she didn't move at all.

But Gu Ran is not the kind of person who would mess around with important matters.

"Is it okay?" Su Qing asked Hu Qian softly.

"Okay." Gu Ran said.

Hu Qian trembled, as if something was jumping inside her body.

"Really?" Su Qing confirmed again.

"Call the police now"

"Wait!" Hu Qian seemed to stick her head out of the water, "Let me think about it again, let me think about it again, let me think about it again."

She buried her face completely in her knees.

After leaving the ward, He Qingyan immediately asked, "Team Leader Su Qing, how do we deal with Doctor Gu?"

What she meant was that one should not confuse public and private matters.

"Hu Qian himself did not deny it. Do you have evidence to prove that he lied?" Su Qing asked her.

"If you indulge him like this, the story of the farmer and the snake will repeat itself sooner or later." He Qingyan put her hands in her pockets and said coldly, "When Aunt Jing lies on the bed and only he can hear her voice, he will say, 'Gu Ran will be the dean of Jinghai'."

"It's not a suicide note, it's just a last will, and it's not good for me. Do you think it will work?"

"How dare you! You actually dare to imagine what will happen to Dean Zhuang Jing after his death!" Gu Ran said.

This once again proved that dreams were useless, otherwise Gu Ran would have used the Left Green Dragon Claw Style to capture the two traitors on the spot and pin them under Chunshan for ten thousand years.

"You should live in there too." He Qingyan pointed at the ward and said to Gu Ran.

"Even He Qingyan said so. You should know the seriousness of your illness." Su Qing said.

"Ah? What do you mean?" He Qingyan looked at her with dissatisfaction.

"Let's continue with the ward rounds." Chen Ke said with a smile.

Su Qing ignored He Qingyan and walked into Ward 103.

Hu Qian’s story was regrettable and sad, but once she left the ward, the doctors and nurses no longer took it to heart, just like people who are afraid of ghosts don’t watch ghost movies or forget ghost stories.

In Ward 103, Li Xiaoye, wearing a hospital gown, sat cross-legged on the bed, looking at the "Li Xiaoye Pulling the Millstone Picture" on the bedside.

The headless Li Xiaoye was pulling a millstone, but on the millstone was not soybeans, but Li Xiaoye's own head.

"Mr. Li, how did you sleep last night?" Chen Ke asked.

"Not good." Li Xiaoye said.

"What about it?"

"I had a nightmare." Li Xiaoye touched his neck. "I dreamed that my head turned into blood plasma. I wanted to drink it back to my body, but I found that there was no head."

"This is the effect of the therapy," He Qingyan pointed out briskly, "If you are scared, you will be fine."

Li Xiaoye sighed.

"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" Chen Ke asked.

Li Xiaoye was depressed and didn't say anything.

Su Qing looked at Gu Ran.

"Buy him a copy of An Yao's magazine to help him relieve his sorrow," said Gu Ran.

"No need!" Li Xiaoye's left hand palm was facing him, "Drawing a knife to stop the water will make it flow more. You should admit a female patient with long legs as soon as possible, that's the right thing to do."

This person is not serious.

Chen Ke calmed down a bit and continued, "Do you have any serious thoughts about yourself?"

"There's only one head. If you grind it, it'll be gone. And without the brain, how can you eat the brain?" Li Xiaoye pondered, "I thought of a healthier way."

"What method?" Chen Ke guided him to continue.

"Isn't there a kind of physique that is popular in society now? A physique that can convert 100% of anything you eat into meat with almost no consumption."

Many female nurses showed fierce looks.

If they were robots, the killing rules would have been approved, and their eyes would turn from blue to red. "Prone to obesity?" Chen Ke asked.

"Yes. How can one have this kind of physique?"

If you simply eat to gain weight, as long as you don't have any disease - including a bad stomach and diarrhea, you can easily develop this physique.

But Li Xiaoye's physique that is prone to gaining weight is even more incredible than the ancient holy body. All of these things can be transformed into literary resources and turned into peerless articles that will make people shudder when reading them.

"People!" Li Xiaoye looked at the "Stone Mill Picture".

“Life is a ‘big’ thing, ‘one’ is a saw, and ‘heart’ and ‘reality’ are the saw hands.

“If you lean towards your heart, you will feel pain; if you lean towards reality, you will also feel pain.

“If you pull too much, a person will be split into two, either dead or crazy.

“I want to write a book, a good book, but the reality is, I can’t even decide when to poop!
"I (beep——)! Fuck (beep——)! You (beep——)!"

"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!"

Everyone left the ward silently.

Before closing the door, Gu Ran took one last look at Li Xiaoye. While cursing, he kept his left palm facing them.

"You guys," Su Qing said to Chen Ke and He Qingyan, "step up your efforts."

"What do I (beep——) mean?" He Qingyan was curious.

Everyone was silent, and Su Qing looked at her coldly.

He Qingyan raised her hands, surrendered and admitted her mistake.

Going up to the second floor, Ward 201 is for elementary school students. The room was in the initialization state yesterday, but now it has become a cozy children's room.

Elementary school students did not wear hospital gowns. This was Gu Ran's idea.

In the treatment of psychological disorders, many symptoms are not considered diseases in order to cure them.

"Xiao Qingqing, are you used to it?" Gu Ran, the attending physician, asked with a smile.

Su Qing glanced at him.

He Qingyan and Chen Ke laughed, and the nurses also smiled faintly.

"Yeah." The elementary school student with twin ponytails nodded.

Most people nod vaguely, but she was very serious and looked very cute.

"What do you want to eat this morning? By the way, do you want bread sandwich pie or soy milk and fried dough stick pie?" Gu Ran asked.

"I want to eat Sukiyaki. I'm not a bread and sandwich person, but I've never eaten soy milk and fried dough sticks."

"If you eat tofu pudding, are you a sweet person or a salty person?"

"Sweet."

"You kid," Gu Ran stroked his chin, "I'm afraid you're hopeless."

Ouch!
Su Qing is a pacifist. If this were "Saint Seiya", she would be the reincarnation of the goddess of peace. Even if there are problems, she would advocate solving them with words.

This was the first time she used force, and she slapped Gu Ran on the back like a slap.

"Do you understand that I'm joking?" Gu Ran asked worriedly.

"I'm already in the fifth grade." The elementary school student looked at him coldly, "and I'm a fifth-grade elementary school student who likes to think."

"That's good." Gu Ran nodded, glad that he didn't make any mistakes.

"I've learned to hold a grudge."

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. It shouldn't be allowed in the morning, but I will definitely treat you to Sukiyaki at noon or in the evening!"

“And fried chicken.”

"this."

“Fried chicken has to be black.”

"Student Yiqing."

"The fried chicken must be ribs. Also, I don't like ketchup, I like lemon juice. The lemon must be yellow, with a smooth skin like my skin, without a single pimple. I also need an apron embroidered with a puppy to prevent my clothes from getting dirty."

"Yes, but you can't eat too much, and you must eat fresh vegetables and fruits." Gu Ran agreed.

"I understand." The elementary school student sighed helplessly, "This is life."

"Yes, that's life. You have to eat vegetables and fruits everywhere."

"How old are you? Why are you so superficial?" The elementary school student sighed again, "If you want to eat the food you like, you must accept the food you don't like. This is life."

Gu Ran applauded.

"Louder," the pupil ordered.

"Clap clap clap!"

The elementary school student looked at him, snorted, and sneered complacently.

Walking out of the ward, even Su Qing admired: “Gu Ran, you really have the qualifications to be a dog.”

"Stop messing around, we're at work." Gu Ran said.

Next is Ward 202.

Master Aqiu's room is full of scriptures. Fortunately, burning incense is not allowed, otherwise even if he is discharged from the hospital, the room cannot be restored to its original state.

Master Achuk does not have a attending physician, which makes it sound like no one cares about him, but in fact, everyone cares about him.

Su Qing gave He Qingyan a look.

Everyone was shocked. They actually asked He Qingyan to do the ward rounds?

He Qingyan's eyes lit up.

She immediately stepped forward and said to Master Achu, "Do you still consider yourself a bodhisattva today?"

"The sun is the sun. It is not the sun just because people think it is the sun. The sun is the sun, and I am the Bodhisattva." Master Achuk's eyes are deep and kind.

"I have a photo of An Yao in a swimsuit here." He Qingyan took out her cell phone.

Master Aqiu lifted his butt off the bed and then sat back down.

“Amitabha.” He clasped his hands together, “I almost became the same person as Dr. Gu.”

Gu Ran: “Hmm?”

"You like legs too?" He Qingyan asked with a smile.

"You're asking me?" Gu Ran was even more puzzled. "I'm not interested in An Yao's legs. They're not as dirty as Qiu Lin Tao's."

I can't say anything bad about the patient, so I can only say something bad about Nurse Feiyangyang.

"You don't like legs, do you like drinking urine?" He Qingyan asked again.

"do not like."

"Can I drink it?"

"You can drink it when necessary." Gu Ran said.

"Can you eat nails?"

"I can't eat anything."

"Then you are half a Bodhisattva." He Qingyan looked at Master Aqiu, "According to your logic, is this the truth?"

Master Aqiu smiled and shook his head without explaining.

"But," He Qingyan revealed her confusion, "the only way you can prove that you are a Bodhisattva is by drinking urine and eating nails. Gu Ran can also drink urine, doesn't this prove that he is half a Bodhisattva?"

"The key is to eat nails." said Master Aqiu.

"If you can eat nails as a meal, you are a Bodhisattva?" He Qingyan asked.

“These are all external phenomena,” Master Achu said with a smile, “The most important thing is the deep enlightenment and meditation.”

"There's always a reason, just like Gu Ran."

"Are you checking on me or are you trying to discredit me?" Gu Ran was very dissatisfied.

"Okay, it's okay. I'll ask An Yao later. If she agrees, I'll print out her swimsuit photo and put it on the wall. I'll make sure you're discharged from the hospital within this month."

After walking out of the ward.

"Are you serious? Model swimsuit photos can cure his illness?" Gu Ran couldn't help but ask.

Everyone was also curious.

"Haven't you heard of the Fengyue Mirror?" He Qingyan asked as a matter of course.

Based on "Dream of Red Mansions"?

Psychology is also a science!
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《Personal Diary》: October 21, Wednesday, Jinghai
Primary school students nowadays are so cute. I want to have a baby with Su Qing.

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"Doctor's Diary":
Yiqing is like a person who always clenches his fists, his nails have pierced his skin and he is hurting himself.

I wanted to indulge her a little, let her relax and let her hands go for a while.

(Zhuang Jing’s comment: You can try, but don’t be too pampered.)
(End of this chapter)