Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 1 Yellow hair, but the undead knight

The moonlight fell in front of a Western-style four-poster bed, and the shadows reflected by the curtains swayed gently on the mahogany floor.

The yellowed and dull wallpaper was in tatters, and an oil painting hung above the bed.

It was a family portrait.

But except for the woman among them, the men in suits and the pair of children they held in their arms all had their faces gouged out.

The thick dust on the floor seemed to tell that this villa had been abandoned for a long time.

On the dark carpet, on the dust, on the ceiling and even on the bedside, there were countless shriveled faces the size of palms.

A cry suddenly sounded, and a creature that was either a crow or an owl hung on the gnarled dead tree outside the window, looking indifferently and curiously.

In the clock by the window, the old gears were still turning and making a clicking sound.

If the time is correct, judging from the reddish-brown handprints on the dial, it should be four in the morning.

What is incompatible with the surrounding environment are the bright red sheets and light and clean velvet quilt on the bed.

A woman with disheveled hair was lying on the bed. The original color of her silk nightgown could not be seen, and it could not cover her festered skin. Even her slender legs, which should have been very attractive, made people look up to her. Can't afford the slightest desire.

And her face, which looked like she was crying and smiling, was not an expression that a human being could have.

But at this time, there was a young and handsome man lying next to her.

He held a woman who was no different from a rotting corpse with one hand, holding a cigarette in the other hand and puffing away with a contented expression.

The woman leaned against his strong chest and said sweetly in a charming voice: "You are so great."

The man looked normal and raised his eyebrows: "Your husband won't come back suddenly, will he?"

"Husband?" Something seemed to flicker in the woman's empty eyes: "My husband died a long time ago."

"Ah, why didn't you tell me earlier? It would be boring if my husband died."

The man sighed, stood up and left.

"Don't, don't go." The woman reached out and grabbed the man's hand: "I am alone at home. In addition to facing loneliness, I also have to deal with robbers who broke into the house. I am really scared."

"Robbers? Are there still robbers these days?"

The man seemed to get interested, put down his pants and sat back down again.

"Well" the woman explained fearfully: "They are more like murderers than robbers. They are not here for money at all. They all want to kill me. I am really scared, so I can only peel off all their faces." Got it down and threw it in the basement, just like my husband did."

Having said this, she climbed up to the man's neck, hugged him tightly, stretched out one leg and put it on his lower abdominal muscles to rub gently.

"The family needs a man"

She gently bit the man's earlobe.

At this moment, the man sighed in his heart.

Those robbers are all exorcists.
The man's name is Jiang Lu. He heard about this from a special channel and came here, wanting to see who this ghost is that can make even a transcendent exorcist fall into disgrace.

Although we don’t know those who died, they were all selected social elites!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh.

What a joy it is to have so many die in The Exorcist!

The more bastards who feel comfortable eating their taxes but accomplishing nothing, the more they die, the better.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt that the female ghost in his arms was cute.

He hugged the female ghost and rubbed her back: "You want to keep me? Then you have to see what you are capable of."

"Come on." The female ghost asked shyly.

As time went by, Jiang Lu gradually felt a little bored.

"Ma'am"

"Why do you call me madam?"

"Huh? Don't you think it's more interesting this way?"

"Is that so? What should I call you?"

"Then just call your husband by his name, so that he can feel involved."

"His body, oh no, it should be a corpse, is in the basement now."

"Isn't this better?" "This is a bit too bad."

"Then if I move his body into the room now, how should you respond?"

"This"

Jiang Lu, who was in high spirits, found that the female ghost with her back to him showed fear in her words, and suddenly felt a little disappointed.

Relationships require two people to be happy, and you have to go both ways to have fun. What are you afraid of?
So he pushed the female ghost away and said angrily: "You are not sincere to me, I want to leave."

"Don't leave." The female ghost begged her to stay again.

"But you didn't listen to me just now." Jiang Lu felt aggrieved.

How could a female ghost who didn't understand the world stand this? She immediately surrendered and said, "I rely on you, I will rely on you."

"Then will you love me?" Jiang Lu blinked.

"Love" the female ghost hugged Jiang Lu into his arms and murmured from the bottom of her heart: "I want to be with you forever."

"So, what now?"

The female ghost didn't say anything, she just smiled and walked obediently to Jiang Lu.

She didn't see Jiang Lu showing a greedy smile, and his whole person exuded a somewhat frightening aura.

Then, he supported the female ghost and patted her skin which was somewhat dry but still quite elastic.

"Now it's my turn."

"Well, it's up to you."

Do you want me to be happy? Jiang Lu felt warm in her heart. She is such a gentle lady.

The female ghost felt the difference from before, and her shy expression suddenly solidified.

"Wait a minute. Why is it different?"

"Ah, because it was just dessert before the meal, and now it is the main meal."

Jiang Lu licked his dry lips and gently scratched his fingers from the female ghost's shoulders to her waist, feeling the trembling that the female ghost was suppressing:
"Ma'am, are you used to it?"

"Uh-huh."

The female ghost hummed in a daze, maybe even she didn't know what she was talking about.

Jiang Lu didn't care.

"So."

I have to say that even though it is a ghost, it is also wonderful.

The tearful eyes shown by the female ghost at this moment are even more like a wonderful, lifelike work of art.

In the early morning, at 05:30, the first ray of sunlight shone on the bodies of one person and one ghost, shining with crystal luster.

Jiang Lu's hair was already a little wet, and his smile was so sunny under the sunrise.

Just like farmers sweating freely in the countryside, they are picking the fruits of the proven harvest.

"Awesome, ma'am, you are simply awesome! We will definitely become best friends in the future!"

Finally, everything is over.

After wiping the happy sweat from his forehead, Jiang Lu noticed that the female ghost still remained motionless in the same posture.

"Madam?" Jiang Lu called tentatively.

After plucking the female ghost's cheek, Jiang Lu discovered that her face was already covered in blood and tears, her expression was twisted and stiff, and she seemed to have hated the northwest.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Lu's face gradually showed a hint of disappointment.

"I heard that you can even kill an exorcist, so I wanted to see what kind of surprise you could bring me, but it turned out to be a failure. It really didn't live up to expectations."

He sighed and came to the window, letting the morning light shine on his body covered with fine beads of sweat.

Looking at the scarlet land around the villa, the disappointment in his heart was fleeting. It seemed that everything just happened to him was like walking into a random breakfast restaurant. If it is not delicious, he will change to another one. It is ordinary and no big deal.

So he lit a cigarette and enjoyed the pleasant fresh air of the morning.

(End of this chapter)