Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 133 I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I broke out with him!

Jiang Lu and Zeus waited quietly.

During the day, they had handed over all the techniques they could use to Ihewuti. As a goddess, the latter naturally mastered it quickly. They only needed to wait for the right time, and Jiang Lu could detonate Neti. of poison.

Remote control sounds like a fantasy, but it is not difficult for Jiang Lu.

When Jiang Lu left the dreamland, he noticed some changes in his body.

This was a secret that he hadn't even had time to tell Zeus yet - the first active ability possessed by the evil god's foundation.

[Prostate Toxic Gland: Every time you are immune to a poison or virus strain, it will be stored in the prostate for fusion and mutation. You can choose whether to add toxicity when using the Evil God Foundation, and remotely control the burst of toxicity. 】

[Current: manual selection (you need to actively select every time you use it, otherwise toxicity will be added by default)]

[Infected target: Iheuti]

[Remarks: You can switch to smart selection (adjusted based on the dopamine secreted by your prostate. When you are enjoying it, it will be judged as enjoying sexual penetration, the prostate gland will be in safe mode and shut down toxicity, and when you are not emotional, it will It is judged as strategic penetration, and toxicity is automatically added)】

The more than 20 kinds of severe diseases transmitted by the pole dancers, after several days of fermentation in the hotbed of the evil god's foundation, have been able to defeat even the Ghoul Queen, and can barely be regarded as a mortal comparable to a god.

But it wasn't until he received the magical power of the halberd from Nodens in the Dreamland that Jiang Lu truly mastered this huge evil power.

The divine power given by Nodens is like the flour and bread crumbs wrapped around the fried food, like the soil and lotus leaves wrapped around the beggar's chicken, and even better than the bread puff pastry covering the Wellington steak.

Not only can it firmly lock the source of the disease and prevent the virus from running around, it can also stimulate its potential and allow the virus to be fully sublimated. In short, Jiang Lu can no longer only passively infect, but can control all its activities.

And once you choose to spread it, this potent poison that has been strengthened and separated from the mortal level will not only be able to infect the gods, but also make them suffer.

This may be said to be a coincidence, but it is also inevitable that the crotch will be bad!

So when Zeus was staring at the oak house and worrying, not knowing how to succeed, Jiang Lu had been feeling the feedback from his evil god foundation.

However, as time passed by and Nyarlathotep's name never appeared in the current target, Jiang Lu gradually became impatient.

He decided to do something about it.

With a thought in his mind, he began to control the poison on Ihewuti to explode at a certain time.

[Erosion of target body functions: Close]

[Characteristics of poisoning: closed]

[Based on the symptoms of the fused disease, the following feedback can be selected for the target: ]

[Pain: 0% (normal)]

[Itching: 0% (normal)]

[Swelling: 0% (normal)]

[Sensitivity: 50% (normal)]

"Adjust itching to 50%, sensitivity to 100%"

Iheuti, who was cheering himself up and mentally preparing to seduce Nyarlathotep, suddenly felt that something was wrong with his body.

The hands that were originally serving Nyarlathotep's tea were subconsciously clamped tightly on both sides of his body, and he rubbed his chest and belly with his forearms in a vague and embarrassed manner.

But it's okay not to rub. With Jiang Lu's sensitivity fully stretched, just the slightest touch made his legs weak, and he almost fell to the ground without losing his balance.

Although she was fine, the teacup in her hand hit the ground firmly and shattered into pieces.

"what happened to you?"

Nyarlathotep, who was thinking about how Nodens managed to break the seal without leaving the Great Abyss, was startled by the smashing sound of the teacup and looked at Iheuti strangely.

"I'm a little uncomfortable."

Ihewuti lowered his head and answered sheepishly.

Nyarlathotep didn't think much, got up and left the table, and naturally supported Iheuti: "Then let me help you go back to rest."

However, the moment he touched Iheuti's skin, he clearly felt a layer of goosebumps appear on the latter's body, and then he hugged him.

"Are you okay?" Nyarlathotep frowned.

"I, I." Iheuti, who had been hanging his head, finally raised his head.

Her cheeks were flushed without knowing it.

My forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat before I knew it, and the strands of snow-white hair stuck to the warm skin.

Her eyes were filled with mist, and she bit her lips lightly, looking like she was about to cry.

"I'm uncomfortable"

鈥滀汉鐖鐖搖殑鈥

"Help"

Jiang Luzheng was wondering why there was still no movement, and was about to adjust the value again, when he suddenly found that Yihewuti's control panel was out of control.

First, the pain level increased, then the itching subsided slightly, and then the swelling level also began to increase.

After a period of chaos, the three values ​​began to rise and fall at a certain fixed frequency.

"It's done!" Jiang Lu breathed a sigh of relief.

"What happened?" Zeus turned his head and asked curiously.

Jiang Lu showed a successful villain's smile: "I can only say that they are cross-infected now."

"How did you know?"

Zeus was a little surprised. He had been staring at the oak house, but until now, there was no sound or vibration from the oak house, so he was curious about how Jiang Lu judged it.

"I am Santa Claus." Jiang Luyan said concisely: "I secretly put Jiao Dan into the body of the little elk, so I can remotely control her to complete tasks."

"When did it happen?" Zeus was stunned: "I didn't even notice."

Jiang Lu smiled mysteriously and didn't explain much:

"Anyway, keep an eye on that side for now, and wait for me to investigate it carefully. I'll be ready to summon Nodens at any time."

"it is good."

Jiang Lu turned his attention to the control panel again.

Iheuti's three values ​​rise and fall one after another like an electrocardiogram.

I don’t know when, Nyarlathotep’s name suddenly appeared on the list of infected targets.

Seeing this, Jiang Lu nodded with satisfaction, then turned around and cut Yihewuti's sensitivity to 0.

"Hey, don't give me pleasure."

Jiang Lu covered his mouth and snickered.

Now Iheuti was completely different from Nyarlathotep.

Not long after Jiang Lu cut her sensitivity to 0, Zeus noticed a noise coming from the oak house, accompanied by the sound of breaking things.

The door of the oak house was pushed open, and Nyarlathotep walked out of it. Without looking back, he went straight to the lounge chair and sat down, sulking.

Ihewuti chased me to the door, cried and shouted: "You selfish guy, you only care about yourself! You don't consider my feelings at all!"

"I haven't considered your feelings yet? What does it have to do with me that you suddenly said you don't feel anything anymore? Who knows if you are sick?"

"I will get sick? Are you saying that I, a goddess with divine personality, will get sick?!" Ihewuti asked in disbelief.

Nyarlathotep was already upset, but now he became even more anxious after being stimulated by Iheuti, and he spoke indiscriminately:

"Then if you're not sick, I'm sick. At worst, you can find someone who can make you feel better."

"You" Ihewuti said with despair and anger: "You are simply a bastard!"

boom!

The door of the oak house was slammed shut, and the sound of locking was heard from inside.

Then Nyarlathotep lay down on the recliner with a gloomy face, put his hands on the back of his head and closed his eyes.

Although he didn't know what happened, his intuition told Zeus that it must have something to do with Jiang Lu.

"What did you do?" he asked.

And Jiang Lu was also a little frightened at this moment.

Would it make people so irritable to stop abruptly after they are almost there? Now he really becomes a bad guy who destroys other people's feelings.

"I seem to have done something quite meritorious."

"So what is it?"

"Well, how do you put it?" Jiang Lu organized his words: "Probably, it's about the fact that the sewer that the plumber cleared when the husband was not at home will no longer overflow to the husband."

"It does not make sense?"

Jiang Lu hesitated for a moment, but decided to tell Zeus the truth: "I have a story, do you have wine?"

Zeus was stunned for a moment and looked around at their environment: "I have an elephant batch of mud, do you want it?"

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Soon, Jiang Lu told him that he was able to control the virus with the blessing of Nodens' divine power, but he only talked about his ability. As for the principle, he deliberately concealed it.

After all, although this thing is a trick, it is the trump card after all. As we all know, the trump card cannot be shown to others casually.

After hearing this, Zeus was stunned for a moment, and then suggested: "How about we wait for him to leave, and then summon Nodens the next time he comes back?"

"why?"

"I want to make a sequel about the incident where my husband stopped unblocking the sewer out of anger, so I secretly contacted the plumber from last time to maintain the sewer." Zeus said seriously.

"Is it really a match for you?"

Jiang Lu shook his head:

"I think you should know something about Iheuti's temper. Unless Nyarlathotep bows his head and apologizes, there is no guarantee when he will come back after he leaves.

And if he leaves, he will definitely take away the imprisoned gods. We don’t know where they will be transferred to when the time comes, so we cannot miss this opportunity. "

"It makes sense, that's the only way it can be." Zeus was obviously a little regretful, and then asked: "Then summon now?"

"No rush, I have to let him have an attack first."

With that said, Jiang Lu selected Nyarlathotep's control panel and took a deep breath.

"I think you are the first one of the old rulers to be infected with sexually transmitted diseases. I hope your illness can make my eyes shine."

[Erosion of target body functions: On]

[Poison Characteristics: On]

[Pain: 100% (severe pain)]

[Itching: 100% (extremely itchy)]

[Swelling: 100% (swollen and bursting)]

[Sensitivity: 100%]

The next moment, Nyarlathotep's body began to expand while he was lying on the recliner.

His skin, as dark and shiny as obsidian, began to appear densely covered with red rashes and abscesses.

Nettie's poison attacks, and the characteristics of all the fused diseases are manifested in his body at the same time.

Feeling the abnormality in his body, Nyarlathotep suddenly opened his eyes, sat up from the recliner, and looked down at his body in horror.

All kinds of unbearable feelings rushed up, even he was a little unable to resist for a while.

If the symptoms accompanying the bad feeling that appeared on his skin were not enough to shock him, more importantly, the internal organs in his body were invaded by toxins from unknown sources at almost the same time, and the functions of the organs began to gradually fail.

As the human incarnation of Nyarlathotep, the Black Pharaoh's essence follows the human body structure and life system. Under the two major forces of AIDS destroying the immune system and syphilis depleting internal organs, various diseases each exert their own advantages and unite as one. , directly swept through his entire body.

As the saying goes, disciples do not need to be inferior to their teachers, and teachers do not need to be better than their disciples. There is a priority in learning the Tao, and there is a specialization in skills, that's all.

That is to say, sexually transmitted diseases are not necessarily inferior to divine power, and the lethality of divine power is not necessarily higher than sexually transmitted diseases. Sexually transmitted diseases that Jiang Lu contracted came first, and each sexual disease has its own specialized area of ​​destruction, just like the current infectious diseases. Nyarlathotep like this.

Before long, Neti's poison completely destroyed Nyarlathotep's incarnation, even as he was unable to withstand it.

His body was constantly expanding everywhere. At first, Jiang Lu joked that he looked like a Michelin tire man, but soon, even Jiang Lu became frightened by the terrifying destructive power of Nettie's poison.

Because Nyarlathotep quickly swelled like a huge irregular sarcoma, and due to the huge pressure, his skin kept breaking, just like a toad that was inflated with a blower until it burst, black. Pus and blood spurted everywhere.

His broken flesh hung hanging outside his body, and the huge organs in his chest and abdomen were about to burst. His heart was even pressed tightly against his ribs, squeezed out from the gaps between the ribs, and left traces.

His left eyeball had exploded out of its socket and was hanging dangling on his cheek. His right eye might fall off at any time, and it was obvious that he could no longer control its rotation.

Although Nyarlathotep's vitality has not weakened much, you must know that this is because he is the evil god who can compete with Nodens, and his current toxicity has been strengthened by Nodens' divine power.

Jiang Lu was sure that no ordinary god could withstand this intensity.

Although I don’t know if Nodens will take back his divine power in the future, as long as the mechanism is here, Jiang Lu can still guarantee that he has an absolute advantage when facing someone who is stronger than himself but infected. It is nothing more than the difference in the intensity of the toxic enchantment. That’s all.

However, after experiencing the initial shock, Nyarlathotep's expression became calmer at this time.

Although he didn't know when he was calculated, it didn't seem to be too much trouble for him.

"This avatar is no longer usable."

He said to himself somewhat regretfully.

So he simply gave up on using divine power to repair it and allowed it to wreak havoc.

Soon, after his body reached its limit, it finally turned into a pile of minced meat with a huge explosion.

Hearing the explosion, Iheuti opened the door a crack and angrily wanted to ask Nyarlathotep what he had done.

But when she saw the ground full of minced meat, she lost her anger and ran to the other party in a panic, calling sadly: "What's wrong with you? Nyarlathotep, are you still alive?"

"Of course I'm alive."

A relaxed voice came from the half-open mouth in the minced meat: "Nothing can kill me."

As he said, he did not die, but began to condense a new incarnation from his flesh and blood.

Nyarlathotep's vitality is simply terrifying!

"Sure enough, it wasn't fatal to him."

Zeus' face was solemn.

But Jiang Lu seemed to have been mentally prepared.

"I didn't expect to be able to kill him. The main thing was to weaken him."

He greeted:

"Get ready to summon him. Even though he is like this, we still can't kill him, but I want to see how he can deal with Nodens in this state."

"Are you finally going to shake people?" Zeus became excited.

However, in addition to being excited, Zeus said with some annoyance: "But it has been said that we can sway people a long time ago. We have actually tried our best to achieve this point. Now we have really become Nodens's horse boy."

"That's not true. Helping him is also helping ourselves."

"How to say?"

"My purpose is to liberate the Star Gate, and this is contrary to Nyarlathotep's purpose. We have offended him to death."

Jiang Lu explained while crawling out:

"I'm so miserable now that I won't say more. You are also being blocked at the door of your home and beaten. If you provoke another powerful enemy, you might become a scumbag who doesn't know the hatred of the country's subjugation. You can still see the flowers in the backyard across the river. .

So since we have this opportunity, it is better to completely pin him to death. Even if he can't be pinned to death, his vitality will be severely damaged and give us time to prepare. "

"You're a pretty big guy."

"Send it away."

Climbing out of the elephant's body, Jiang Lu landed smoothly on Huang Xiu'e's head and shouted:

"Trident fusion! I will form the head!"

The shout made Iheuti, who was squatting next to Nyarlathotep and trying to use his divine power to assist his condensed incarnation, suddenly raised his head.

Then she saw, in the woods not far from the oak house, a pale beam of light falling from the sky.

The rich divine power is wrapped in an indomitable edge, condensing a majestic figure.

"Nyarlathotep!"

The thick roar caused birds and beasts to scatter, and fallen leaves flew into the air.

Then another voice reminded: "You shouted wrong, over there."

"Oh." Nodens turned around and said, "Nyarlathotep!"

Nyarlathotep, who was still a piece of meat, finally began to panic when he heard Nodens' voice.

"damn it"

Half an eyeball in rotting flesh stared at Iheuti.

"Sorry. It's too late to gather other powerful incarnations."

Being stared at by this indifferent gaze, Ihewuti felt a chill in his heart and subconsciously wanted to escape.

But before she could take action, Nyarlathotep's partially condensed entity instantly disintegrated and turned to regroup in another direction.

In just an instant, a huge jelly-like gel-like object appeared in front of Iheuti's eyes.

Black juices flowed from above, the jelly-like sacs swelled with blue pulsing veins, and lion-red tendrils writhed beneath the bulbous body.

At this time, Nodens, who rushed to the oak house, noticed his state and exclaimed:

"Floating fear?! Run away!"

However, Ihewuti did not react at all, because her four deer hooves had been entangled in the swamp-like gel and gradually been swallowed up.

The colloid instantly transformed into the appearance of Ihewuti, but it no longer had any divinity at all, and its whole body was covered with evil.

"What the hell?" Jiang Lu asked in disgust.

"This is one of his incarnations. It needs to come through a specially selected and prepared human being as a container." Zeus explained: "It has no special ability, but its strength depends on the strength of the container. Possessing a human can be as good as the gods. A hybrid or angel or something like that is now possessed by a god, and at least it won’t be weaker than the Black Pharaoh’s most powerful incarnation!”

"Let's put it this way." Jiang Lu analyzed carefully: "Aren't we doing useless work?"

Zeus nodded slowly: "It seems that he chose Iheuti as his wife because he has long seen that she is suitable as his container."

"That's really disgusting." Jiang Lu shook his head.

At this time, Nodens reached out into the void, grasped the trident wrapped in supreme divine power, and pointed it directly at "Iheuti".

"You deserve to die!!"

Nyarlathotep stretched his body and chuckled: "What are you referring to?"

"everything!"

With a swing of the halberd, the situation changed. Even though the land was covered with forests, the majestic roar of the ocean rang in everyone's ears.

Nyarlathotep unhurriedly pulled out the antlers on his head, and combined them into one, regardless of the blood on his head. Suddenly, it became a weird-looking weapon, blocking the tyrannical blows brought by Nodens. force.

After one hit failed, Nodens struck again.

Nyarlathotep was able to show off his skills with ease.

"It's so fucking scary." Jiang Lu marveled at Nyarlathotep's operation: "It feels as abstract as if I pulled out the bar and used it as an Ultraman transformer."

"What kind of light stick?"

Zeus was looking at the anxious battle situation and was extremely nervous. When he heard Jiang Lu's words, he couldn't help but turned his head and complained with a strange expression.

Seeing that the oak house and flower garden were destroyed in the blink of an eye by the scattered divine power and the aftermath of the battle, Nodens was worried that the aftermath was too strong, even if Jiang Lu and the others had their own divine power to protect them, they would not be able to withstand it, so he used his heart to order. :

"It's dangerous here, you go rescue the other gods first!"

Jiang Lu nodded and left with Zeus.

But as soon as he retreated to the edge of the bush, he pulled Zeus to sit down and said dissatisfiedly: "He is in a hurry, the maze is so big, how long do I have to hold him."

"But they are fighting so fiercely, and time is running out." Zeus was a little anxious.

"Are you anxious again?" Jiang Lu rolled his eyes: "Have you forgotten that Nyarlathotep was originally infected by Iheuti?"

"You mean"

"It's not good to choose anyone. I have to choose Ihewuti as the container."

Jiang Lu smiled evilly and began to remotely control Neti's poison to attack Ihewuti's body: "It's unlucky for you to be forced to raise someone."

Seeing Jiang Lu operating seriously, Zeus also sat down.

"Then why didn't you say where you were just now?"

"Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?"

Jiang Lu felt incredible:

"Do you think my ability is fair and aboveboard, or can I put it on the table? If I am exposed in front of Nodens, he must think that I am also an evil god? After finishing Nyarlathotep, it will be time for him to get rid of me, do you believe it? ?”

"Isn't that what you are?"

"You fart, I'm obviously just the god of fun."

At the same time, a familiar feeling came to Nyarlathotep's heart again.

Even as calm as he is, he can't help but feel a little crazy at this moment.

"What's going on? Does it have nothing to do with the body, but a curse on the soul? No, I have no soul."

Nodens, who was not sure why, found that Nyarlathotep in front of him was getting weaker and weaker, but now, he had no time to think about what was going on, so he focused on the battle and struck harder and harder.

As for Nyarlathotep, who was experiencing severe pain in his internal organs, he went from being able to do so with ease, to being prepared, to struggling to hold on, and finally being unable to resist. The whole process took less than five minutes.

Zeus witnessed everything and praised Jiang Lu from the bottom of his heart: "You are really the King of Poison."

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm working hard, don't disturb me!"

Jiang Lu's fingers were flying, and cold sweat streaked down his forehead, looking nervous.

"Why don't you just adjust a few values? Where are the operations?"

"You know shit."

Jiang Lu retorted angrily: "He has three digits after the fucking decimal point. Do you know how difficult it is for me to adjust it to an integer?"

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder, can't you fill them all?" Zeus asked.

"No." Jiang Lu shook his head: "Nodens will definitely be suspicious if the change is too drastic. I have to make it look like he has just arrived and is not used to the rejection of the new body. This is more reasonable."

The development of the matter was just as Jiang Lu thought. Nodens believed that Nyarlathotep was not accustomed to Iheuti's body yet, so it looked very powerful at first glance, but actually lacked stamina.

As the Lord of the Great Abyss and the god in charge of the ocean, Nodens' power is as endless as flowing water, and when he exerts his force, he is as majestic as overwhelming mountains and seas.

As expected, Nyarlathotep couldn't hold on any longer. It was only because of Jiang Lu's deliberate control that he still had some energy left and would not explode like before.

He originally wanted to have a good time with Nodens, and then use his backhand to trap him here, and then use the portal he had set up in Dreamland to attack the Great Abyss, but now it seems that he has to change his plan.

You still need to use your backhand, but when you blitz the Great Abyss, you have to switch to running to adjust your status.

He made a decision and left the battle without any hesitation. His breathing was rapid, but he still forced himself to be calm and smiled sadly.

"Your apostle must have arrived at the place where I imprison the gods."

"Hmph." Nodens looked like he still had some energy left: "You are at the end of your rope. All your escape routes have been completely blocked by me, so don't even think about escaping."

Nyarlathotep mocked: "But what if I say, I will explode the Sleeping Maze?"

Nodens' expression changed.

Jiang Lu and Zeus in the bushes also changed their expressions.

"Damn it's a good thing I didn't go." Jiang Lu patted his chest happily.

"Who says it's not?" Zeus nodded happily.

"What if I said that the Sleeping Maze will cause this asteroid to explode together and form a rift in the universe?" Nyarlathotep looked crazy.

"Are you so heartless?!"

Nodens' face began to tremble with rage.

Jiang Lu and Zeus' faces began to tremble with anger.

"Damn it, do we have to die?" Jiang Lu yelled angrily.

"If my clone can survive, he will find a wife and I will sleep with him!" Zeus made great ambitions.

Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment, and his expression turned bitter for a moment before he remembered that Zeus was a clone.

I am afraid that my brother will have a hard time, and I am also afraid that my brother will drive a Land Rover.

At this moment, Nyarlathotep said as if he was sure of victory: "I never do anything without preparation. So, do you want to continue fighting with me now, or do you want to save your apostles and those unlucky guys? ?”

It is true that gods are difficult to kill, but if Nyarlathotep really sacrificed a planet to create a rift in the universe and swallowed these gods to a place even further than the unknown, unable to escape for the rest of their lives, then it would be the same as death. There is no difference anymore.

Nodens' eyes were extremely gloomy.

He now finally understood why Nyarlathotep appeared in the dreamland during the day, and also understood what his true intention was.

The life and death of those gods has never been his concern, his real purpose is to destroy the Great Abyss!

If he was not there during the day, or if he relied on one of the two choices under the rift in the universe, making him unable to stop him immediately, he would destroy his foundation in the Dreamland as soon as possible.

This can no longer be called a conspiracy.

If there was no problem with his incarnation of the Black Pharaoh before he came, or if there was no incompatibility after merging with Iheuti, causing him to have no choice but to escape, then no matter what, as long as he led himself here , his plan will come true.

This is an unbreakable conspiracy!

As an old enemy for countless years, Nyarlathotep knows himself better than anyone else, so he knows that the oath he made when he became a god is to become the God of the Gods and protect all gods from being harmed. Intrusion of alien gods.

If everything goes according to his plan, he will either give up his foundation and lie dormant for a long time for the sake of the gods, or he will have to give up the lives of those gods, throw away his idea of ​​becoming a god, lose his godhead, and lose the power to fight against other foreign gods.

It was the lesser of the two, and he seemed to have no choice.

"You don't have time."

Nyarlathotep smiled and said:

"Me? Or your apostle or god, choose one."

Neither Zeus nor Jiang Lu knew what Nodens' oath to become a god was, so they didn't know that in fact there was only one way Nodens would choose. In their opinion, it was possible that Nodens would do it for Naia. Latotip gave up their lives and the lives of the gods.

After all, Nyarlathotep has always been his only enemy. From any point of view, as long as he can be eliminated, no matter what price he pays, it should be acceptable.

Zeus in the bush covered his ears: "It's too cruel. What if we give up?"

However, Jiang Lu took a deep breath and showed a ruthless expression.

"Damn it, I can't stand it anymore, I'll break up with him!"

As he spoke, he raised all the values ​​on Iheuti's control panel to the maximum.

　Good night, good night~

　　

　

(End of this chapter)