Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 164 Defeating magic with magic

As we all know, Jiang Lu is a down-to-earth person, and he never plays fictitious things that can be solved with actions. His main thing is that he only plays with reality.

He understands PUA, but he disdains using this method to capture the hearts of others.

This is not in line with his style, let alone his identity.

However, facing the risk of defeat, he had to make some concessions.

"Hold on."

Jiang Lu said to Universal Fairy: "In order to prove to you that the so-called exchange of sincerity for sincerity and the relationship of mutual equality are just lies and just a communication technique, I need some time."

Universal Fairy was stunned for a moment, then smiled and shook his head: "How do you prove this? And can the facts I saw with my own eyes be false?"

"Don't be impatient."

Jiang Lu only left these words, then turned and left the venue, leaving behind the judges with question marks on their faces.

"What does this mean? Half the people left before the end of the game?" Fairy Universal thought it was outrageous: "Shouldn't this count as him abstaining?"

"Dip (hmm)"

"Didi, didi, didi (are you very powerful in Yunzhou?)"

During these ten minutes, Jiang Lu was not idle. Time was pressing. He was already rushing to his destination while receiving the message from Mrs. Han.

“Didi——Didi↑dit↓(Today, the person I am fighting against)”

In the blink of an eye, almost an hour had passed in the venue. Fairy Universal had long been impatient with waiting, and the audience who had been calmed down by the host with all his strength were no longer convinced.

Seeing this, the host breathed a sigh of relief.

"Tu, tu tu (Yeah, what's wrong?)"

"who are you?"

Jiang Lu can press it easily with his fingers, so he can send a series of messages quickly, but because Mrs. Han has to press it, the reply is a little slower.

"Since he said he will prove it, then you might as well believe him." True Love Taoist said leisurely, and at the same time called out to the loli host who was also at a loss on the stage: "Can you play Fu Jiang again for me? Let me feel it. ”

Drip!

The audience was amazed.

"Who says it's not the case? No matter how beautiful the work is, you can only watch it once. I can't wait to see this kind of ethics."

"Didi-di-tick-tick-tick (it's urgent, don't worry about it, give me all the information about him)"

chug!

Not long after, there was a burst of pressure from the sunny side.

"Sudden ↓ (I want to think)"

The host is worthy of his academic background. He immediately found the point of saving the situation. He used an excited tone to try to divert the audience's attention and rekindle the atmosphere of the scene:

He knocked on the door, and soon, the courtyard door was opened, and a woman leaned at the door, looking at Jiang Lu warily.

"Tutu~(What's your name?)"

"Didi→Didi! (Can't type the name)"

There was no movement there. Jiang Lu waited for a moment and finally got a reply.

"Mrs. Tong." Jiang Lu smiled slightly: "I came here specifically to see you."

"Why aren't you back yet?!"

After he chatted with Mrs. Han for a while, he noticed that Mrs. Han was getting slower and slower in replying to messages. After putting away the Splash Egg, he had already arrived in front of a residential house.

"Sudden (um)"

"There's a response." Jiang Lu finally felt relieved.

It seemed that Mrs. Han did not lie to him. She said she would always wear the dark side and kept wearing it. This allowed the telegram Jiang Lu gave her to be used.

The result was just as he thought. Even if the chamber of commerce and consortium in Yunzhou were powerful, tutors looking for such daily courses would definitely be found nearby. In other words, Tong Zhen was indeed a native of Yunzhou.

"Are you kidding us?"

"Tu tu tu tu! tu tu tu (I remembered, what happened?)"

Then, after sending the telegram for about ten minutes, Jiang Lu knew everything about Tong Zhen.

"Didi! (It's urgent, hurry up)"

It seems that the atmosphere has been restored with difficulty.

On the other side, Jiang Lu went to the bathroom of the venue as quickly as possible, took out the splashing egg noodles, opened the protective cover, and tapped it a few times with his fingers.

"It is said that the good horse of True Love Taoist never turns back. Did he break his vow today because of player Jiang Zhimo? It seems that True Love Taoist really supports player Jiang Zhimo!"

"Didi dididi (check someone for me.)"

"Sudden! (It's there)"

"Oh? Does a true love Taoist still have this kind of commandment? He is such a self-disciplined person."

“Sudden↑(who?)”

"Eh?"

"rnm refund your money!"

The host wiped the sweat on his forehead due to nervousness with a handkerchief, and stammered: "I'm sorry, everyone, this situation is really not what we expected. Now we can only trouble everyone to wait. It should be soon."

"What are you waiting for? He left the field for almost an hour in the middle of the game. This is no longer a matter of disrespecting women. He is now disrespecting everyone. My suggestion is to directly disqualify him."

Universal Fairy said angrily.

Then he skipped over and looked at Fu Jiang's True Love Taoist. It was the sage's time at this time. He had no interest in human beings, let alone women, and he didn't like her at all: "My suggestion is that you don't suggest it. .”

"You!" Fairy Universal shouted angrily.

"After all, the situation is special, and we have been waiting for so long, so it won't be long."

Zen Master Dingtian quickly tried to smooth things over:

"But then again, it's been too long since he's gone, and there's no set time limit. If he doesn't come back, we can't keep waiting for him, right?

Otherwise, if you give him the time for a cup of tea at the end, plus the time for this cup of tea, he would have been gone for almost an entire hour.

So if he hasn't come back by this time, what if he abandons the game? "

Fairy Universal was obviously a little dissatisfied, but since Zen Master Dingtian came forward to intervene, she had no choice but to give him face, so she nodded reluctantly: "Just follow Zen Master."

Taoist True Love sighed. He wanted to help Jiang Lu, but he could not stop so many people's mouths by himself. He had exhausted his benevolence and righteousness until now, so he had no choice but to agree: "That's it."

Seeing that the judges had already discussed the ultimatum, the people in the Bailiuzong production team became a little anxious and started asking each other if there was any way to contact Jiang Lu.

Unfortunately, Wen Tao, the only one who could determine Jiang Lu's location, thought that Jiang Lu would not be in any danger since he was here in person, so he did not take the soul lamp with him, so he is now completely out of touch. Condition.

When the audience in the auditorium heard the news, they actually started to pull themselves off again. In their opinion, they originally wanted to wait for Jiang Lu to make a big move. Who knew that there was a high probability that he would lose in this way. In fact, I pulled a big one for them.

If Jiang Lu had been announced to abandon the game from the beginning, perhaps the audience would not have such a big reaction, but the sunk cost was already so high, and they would be reluctant to part with it.

So based on the idea that it's time to wait, they started whispering again.

"Otherwise, let's wait a little longer. What if he can do something big?"

"Yeah, I've been waiting for so long, and this result is a bit unacceptable."

Naturally, Fairy Universal heard these discussions, and turned around a little irritably and asked, "Why do you all have an idea all at once?"

Her voice alone drowned out everyone's comments, making the venue suddenly audible, and the atmosphere became weird and awkward.

But just when it was so quiet, a sound of footsteps suddenly came from the dark corner of the stage.

Some viewers suddenly exclaimed.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

After a while.

"Oh, I didn't see it wrong."

An old woman walked onto the stage with a cane. Only then did she realize that there were so many people around her, and her face was instantly confused.

"Old lady, did you go to the wrong place?" the host asked doubtfully.

The judges and the audience's attention was all on the old woman at this time, and they did not notice that Tong Zhenren's expression had changed at some point.

"No, this is the address he gave me."

The old woman used her cane helplessly, looking a little anxious: "He said he wanted to take me back to reminisce about the passion of my youth. Where is he?"

"Who is he?" the host asked.

But before the old woman could answer, there was another sound of footsteps.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

After a while.

"Oh, I didn't see it wrong."

An innocent girl jumped onto the stage, then looked confused.

"You again?" the host asked.

"Eh?" The innocent girl was a little confused: "That big brother clearly promised to take me to experience the life of an adult. Where did he go?"

Seeing this young woman, Tong Zhen's face turned blue again.

The old woman and the young woman looked at each other and called each other in surprise: "Mom? (daughter?)"

At the same time, another burst of footsteps sounded. "Jiang Zhimo!"

After a while.

"Oh, I didn't see it wrong."

A seductive and beautiful woman walked onto the stage with her butt twisted, and her face was blank.

The host was too lazy to ask.

"Eh? Isn't it this address?" The charming and beautiful woman was a little confused: "You clearly promised to enjoy the excitement of a new life with me in the future, why is he missing?"

The three of them looked at each other and called each other in surprise.

"Mother-in-law? Sister-in-law?"

"Daughter-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law?"

Immediately afterwards, there was another burst of footsteps.

"Jiang Zhimo!"

After a while.

"Oh, I didn't see it wrong."

An intellectual mature woman walked onto the stage.

"We promised to go crazy, why haven't they come yet?"

The four of them looked at each other and began to arrange their names.

"Mother-in-law? Sister-in-law? Madam?"

"Daughter-in-law?"

"Second sister-in-law?"

The next moment, there was another burst of footsteps.

Not long after, the stage was filled with women, and they all knew each other. Judging from their names, the first two were someone's mother and sister, and the remaining seven were his wives.

Nine people stood on the stage, looking at each other, at a loss.

Others were also confused, and the judges even forgot to count down Jiang Lu.

Are these people here to get married?

No one saw that Tong Zhen's expression was extremely ugly.

But it was obviously too early for him to look bad, because the number was still increasing.

But the next few people are different from before, because not only do they not know each other, but they don't know the people before.

Seeing them, Tong Zhen finally couldn't hold himself any longer.

"Damn it, forget about my mother, sister, and wives. Most of the sect girls I secretly supported have called me over?!"

When he shouted so uncontrollably, everyone understood what was happening in an instant and took a deep breath.

And these women finally noticed him quietly retreating to the corner of the stage, and said in silence:

"Son (brother/husband/boy)?"

With such a cry, Tong Zhen almost lost his breath, and his vision went dark and he fainted.

Jiang Lu left and they came. He didn't believe it at all if he said it had nothing to do with Jiang Lu.

Whatever comes to mind, this thought flashed through his mind when another set of footsteps came.

The melon-eating people in the audience have become accustomed to this kind of development, and they subconsciously communicated:

"How many aunties are you?"

"I don't know. No, wait a minute!"

"Ah? Jiang Zhimo!"

Jiang Lu finally came out after calling for a long time, half-hiding his face with his pipa in his arms.

"Why is he holding a pipa in his hand?"

Jiang Lu took a deep breath and shook his head: "I don't know."

Then he threw away the lute.

As soon as they saw him on stage, all the relatives of Tongzhen seemed to have found a backbone.

"Jiang Lang~"

Tong Zhen's mother was older and couldn't compete with the young people, so she was squeezed behind the crowd, but her momentum remained unchanged, calling Jiang Lu's pseudonym.

After shouting a few times, they realized something and asked, "Who are they?"

Jiang Lu raised his head slightly, not looking at anyone.

"My dear, I was afraid that you would be lonely, so I specially called your relatives here. From now on, we will be a family."

"I see."

"Jiang Lang is still thoughtful."

Obviously, they all thought Jiang Lu was talking to them.

Tong Zhen didn't know what was going on at this time. He was stunned on the spot and couldn't say a word.

"What are you?" Universal Fairy frowned.

Jiang Lu looked at her and said calmly: "This is the partner I summoned with your so-called equal heart-to-heart communication."

After that, without waiting for Fairy Universal to say anything, he looked at Fairy Tong again and said, "Thank you."

"Thank you mom!" Tong Zhen's eyes were about to burst.

"Husband, why are you so rude?" Mrs. Jifang, who was not known to be a child, said, causing others to agree and criticize him.

The next moment, Tong Zhen actually spat out a mouthful of turbid blood.

Taoist True Love suddenly laughed and asked Fairy Universal with profound meaning: "Look at the result, this method doesn't seem to be very equal."

The authorities are confused, but bystanders are clear. Of course, Universal Fairy will not be as confused as Tongzhen's relatives, and of course he can see the essence.

And from what they said to themselves when they came on stage, they seemed to have the same effect as in Tong Zhen's works.

With such extreme evidence in front of them, all fairies in the world are somewhat doubtful about life.

But just when he was hesitating, Jiang Lu added fuel to the fire.

I saw him specifically hugging Tong Zhen’s mother and sister, and with a sincere face, he said to Tong Zhen word by word:

"Thanks to the equal approach approach you taught me, I have the opportunity to win a beautiful woman.

Thank you, stepson, uncle, ex-husband, and the cash machine. "

Tongzhen fell to his knees and shouted to his relatives and loved ones in grief: "Wake up, he is lying to you!!"

"How could it be? This child looks quite honest to me." Tong Zhen's mother looked shy.

"Brother, stop talking nonsense." Tongzhen's sister pouted.

"Husband, everything he says and does is as sincere as you. Did you also lie to me before?" Tong Zhen's wives and concubines were all talking.

The eldest daughter of the sect supported by Tong Zhen was even more decisive: "We have nothing to do with each other. Don't contact me in the future. I'm afraid Jiang Lang will misunderstand."

"No!!! He is just lying to you!!!"

Tongzhen looked up to the sky and screamed, but finally couldn't breathe and fainted due to lack of oxygen.

The audience also understood at this time and began to re-examine the way of approaching people that was evaluated as respectful and equal by the Universal Fairy.

"Did this Tongzhen admit it?"

"Maybe this is all a scam, right?"

"And you see, those women are completely fascinated by this approach!"

"Illusion! It must be a vicious illusion!"

"No, they don't have the characteristics of being lost in mind. Their consciousness is still there."

"I'm saying that this kind of flirting with Tong Zhen is a vicious illusion and should be sentenced!"

Zen Master Dingtian recited the Buddha's name: "Sin, sin."

This way of bewitching women was something that even a pimp like him looked down upon, let alone a true love Taoist.

"That's why I said it's routine. It's really disgusting."

Universal Fairy already looked ashamed and annoyed at this time.

The person she worked so hard to protect turned out to be such a scumbag, and even deceived her. How could she hold her head up and punish Tong Zhenren severely? It was hard for her to swallow this bad breath, and she was even more sorry for her doll teacher. A lifetime of fame.

After all, she is a female Bodhisattva with many talents in the world. She still clearly understands her righteousness and made the decision on the spot: "Jiang Zhimo has performed well and eliminated harm for the people. I will give him ten points!"

Taoist True Love and Zen Master Dingtian looked at each other and smiled, and both raised ten wooden signs.

Seeing this, Jiang Lu showed a strategic smile, and then looked at Tong Zhenren's relatives and loved ones.

"Okay, I'm going back to Uganda. See you soon."

(End of this chapter)