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Chapter 323 I sell fruits, this is Huang Bo!

Seeing this comment, Jiang Lu responded immediately.

"Let me explain. The anchor is an agent of the Enforcement Bureau and he will not arrest himself."

After saying that, he continued to chew the root of Jin Yao's tongue.

The netizens who were watching the live broadcast were stunned for a moment.

He just said that he wouldn't arrest me, not that this wasn't illegal, right?
So it's actually a crime, right?
Against the woman's will or something.

But then someone else said something.

[This is all for show effect. Didn’t you see that the super moderators don’t care? This is definitely allowed. ]

This statement woke people up from their dreams. Those who often watched the live broadcast saw that, as expected, Jiang Lu had been talking for so long but the live broadcast room had not been blocked and he had not received any warning from the super administrator. This was enough to explain the problem.

However, there were still some people expressing doubts about this, thinking that maybe the super administrator just didn't see this live broadcast room, so they clicked the report button with the mentality of giving it a try.

There are quite a few people like this, but what is strange is that after they reported, they only saw a prompt box saying [Thank you for your feedback], and then there was no follow-up. Jiang Lu’s live broadcast room is still standing.

Could it be that he is really that powerful?
Thinking of this, the interest of the commentators was completely aroused, and they wanted to see what big things this new anchor, who was disguised as a member of the Nanjiang Law Enforcement Bureau, could do.

At this time, Jiang Lu also stopped gossiping and let go of Jin Yao, who had a flushed face and heavy breathing.

Hong Yi and Jin Yao sat one after the other, slumped in their seats with dazed eyes, their bodies weak and limp.

This not only stunned the commentators, but also stunned Dong Wanggong.

"No it's not"

He could understand and accept Jiang Lu's treatment of Jin Yao. It was normal for a sister and brother-in-law to rekindle their past relationship.

But Red B
You didn't say that you brought her along for this.
Also, sister, why aren't you angry at all? !
Is this still you?
You have to stand up!
Duke Dong was puzzled by the scene before him, and was disappointed with his sister's weakness. All kinds of thoughts and ideas filled his mind and collided with each other. To outsiders, it seemed as if he had suddenly crashed and was just frozen there.

Noticing his abnormality, Scythe gently pushed him: "Are you okay? What happened?"

The performer said sourly, "I guess he thinks Jiang Bao is a bit immoral. Actually, I think so too."

"Who asked you?"

Jiang Lu was still immersed in the live broadcast, and he began to enjoy this state.

"If you think the anchor has good pick-up skills, you can follow and support him."

This statement aroused strong doubts from the majority of the comments.

[Where are the skills? Where are the skills? Where are the skills? ]

[Just wait, I'll go to the street and try it out now. If anything goes wrong, I'll say it was you who ordered it! ]

Everyone watched you without saying a word, and you just started talking like a gentleman. You call that flirting, right?
However, even though everyone thinks Jiang Lu's behavior is too abstract, compared to the fun but vulgar live broadcast content such as biting a lighter or eating thesis, or the heavily scripted live broadcast of a plot in which people are wearing sexy clothes and pulling each other but never have a result, this Japanese style that skips all the pulling stages and goes straight to the real stuff is obviously more likely to make them feel an inexplicable sense of excitement.

Are you saying that they have never seen two people kissing?

Not really. They have seen more explicit stuff, a lot of it. Some of them even watch it every day.

But this is the first time on such a formal website.

When everyone was still at the edge of the stage, a warrior suddenly hit the bull's eye. Moreover, he did not charge any entry fee, did not open a fan group, and directly showed his content to everyone. It is hard to find such an anchor even with a lantern.

As a result, Jiang Lu's fan conversion rate is also rising at a visible rate.

According to the data displayed in the background, eight out of every ten people who entered the live broadcast room clicked to follow, which means that 80% of the traffic previously pushed to him by the operation has been converted into fans.

In just over ten minutes, the blank account [Nanjiang Law Enforcement Bureau] gained thousands of followers out of thin air.

Logically speaking, gaining several thousand fans in the first live broadcast is already quite good for an amateur anchor, because some of these thousands of people may recommend the live broadcast room to their friends, which means that the potential fan base is actually several times larger than this number.

But Jiang Lu felt that it was not enough.

In his opinion, one cannot be called an internet celebrity without a million fans, and top internet celebrities have to have tens of millions of fans. The few thousand he has are just better than nothing, and are far from achieving the purpose of promoting the [Nanjiang Law Enforcement Bureau].

As a person who loves what he does, Jiang Lu is very grateful.

Since the organization has given him this opportunity, it would be unreasonable for him not to work hard to give back.

Anyway, it has just been verified that Kissing Lasi did not receive any warning from the backstage, and the words "you can do whatever you want" were not said by Director Ye to coax him.

Now we can start the second phase with confidence.

"I see a lot of people have followed me. Thank you for your support."

Jiang Lu smiled and said to the live broadcast room:
"Then I think everyone must be curious about what to do after chatting up someone, right?"

【Want contact information? 】

【Dating?】

【Eat and watch a movie?】

[In the previous paragraph, eating and watching a movie is not a date? 】

Under Jiang Lu's control, Jiang Lu's live broadcast room has turned into a small love class.

Not only the barrage, but even Jiang Lu seemed to have forgotten that this was originally a live broadcast room to promote the Nanjiang Law Enforcement Bureau with his anti-gambling work as the core.

But it is not important.

Who cares?

"Everyone is right. Once you've successfully approached someone, it means both parties are attracted to each other, and this is when the ambiguous period begins."

Jiang Lu pushed his glasses on his nose and said seriously:
"And the way to heat up the romance is to date!"

[Hey, was the host wearing glasses just now? 】

[I don't think so? ]

Just as Jiang Lu was stunned by the barrage, a hand reached out from behind him and ripped off his glasses. It was a passenger sitting behind him, who looked very angry at the moment.

"Fuck you! You stole my glasses while I was taking a nap?!"

"Don't curse, I'm the anchor."

"I'll go to bed at eight in the morning!"

After some theory.
"Okay, that was just a small incident. Let's not argue with people who have no manners."

Jiang Lu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and asked the commentator calmly:
"Where were you talking about just now?"

At this moment he was suppressing his anger. If it wasn't for the live broadcast, and if Dong Wanggong and the others had no intention of helping him and were pretending not to know him, he would definitely not give up and would have to beat up the troublemaker.

Reminded by the barrage, he finally remembered.

"Oh yeah, date. Next I'll show you how to date."

After saying that, he stood up, first looked at Hong Yi, then looked at Jin Yao.

The former was obviously more resistant than the latter after being trained by him day and night the night before. While the latter was still exhausted from the kiss, the former had almost recovered. "Well, that's you."

Jiang Lu took Hong Yi by the hand:
"Will you go out with me?"

Seeing Jiang Lu's straightforward request without any preparation, the love veterans in the barrage were a little disdainful.

[Isn't this too low-level? ]

[It is better not to teach at this level. 】

But to their surprise, the beautiful young woman in the picture agreed without hesitation: "Okay."

At this time, the barrage had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

[Did you get slapped in the face by the above? Sincerity is the only sure-win. 】

[Is it okay to ask this? If you didn't call the police after being forcefully kissed, it means you're attracted to each other. Isn't it normal to ask her out on a date? ]

Amid the heated discussions in the barrage, Jiang Lu took Hong Yi's hand, just like the prince holding the princess in the fairy tale, and then ran towards the marriage hall.

They paced in the crowded and noisy carriage without saying a word. The only things left in the picture were the two hands tightly clasped together, and their owners seemed to be immersed in this collision of hearts.

[I'm curious about how you can date on a train? Just take a walk?]

【I see they are heading to the dining car.】

【There is a kind of romance from the olden days. 】

Jiang Lu quickly told them that all their guesses were wrong.

They overestimated the anchor's bottom line!

After the two of them walked through several carriages, they finally found an empty toilet.

After looking around and making sure no one was paying attention, Jiang Lu and Hong Yi walked into the bathroom one after another and closed the door.

At this moment, the barrage began to vaguely feel that something was wrong.

[If I'm not mistaken, this is the toilet, right? ]

【Do you want to go to the bathroom on a date? 】

[What's this for? Are they playing in the water? Are mandarin ducks playing in the water? ]

As the commentators stared in confusion, Jiang Lu's voice finally came from outside the screen again: "I just saw a comment saying that dating is about eating and watching a movie. The host thinks it makes sense."

[What do you mean? This isn't a place to eat or watch a movie? ]

"But unfortunately, the conditions in the car are not good right now, so you can't have your cake and eat it too."

[You can't have your cake and eat it too, that's not how it works, right? This is nothing. 】

"So, she has to eat while I watch a movie."

【what? 】

Suddenly, there was a faint rustling sound outside the screen, and the commentator Youyoushenghuo immediately pointed out:

[If I heard it right, this is the sound of a zipper! ]

[The anchor is taking off his pants! ]

Then, the picture perspective began to move downward.

Hong Yi's thick black hair appeared in the live broadcast room. Judging from her height, she should be squatting, but because she lowered her head, it was impossible to tell from the picture what she was doing.

Apart from a few tiny sounds, there was only the whistling sound coming from outside the train and the crisp clatter of the wheels rolling over the rails.

"Don't smack your lips when you eat."

Jiang Lu pressed the back of Hong Yi's head as he spoke, and the latter let out a soft whimper from his throat.

At this point, even a fool would know what this is doing.

The barrage exploded immediately.

[Fuck! Am I dreaming? Can I watch movies on Douxian?! ]

[I am buying fruit, I dare say this is yellow spinach! ]

【I am a big foodie! 】

In addition to those who were shocked and exclaimed, some professionals also gave their comments.

[Based on my decades of experience, the sound she just made was definitely not a normal sound, but a sound caused by a foreign object entering the esophagus. Don't judge this anchor by appearance. This sister is lucky.]

When seeing the expert’s comments, someone immediately exclaimed “big pomegranate”.

[What is the big pomegranate in front? ]

【Big grenade! 】

【Grass! 】

It was not until then that everyone realized what it meant to have a meal while the other watched a movie.

Hong Yi was eating, and Jiang Lu was watching a first-person subjective movie on his mobile phone, which was fine.

As time passed, Jiang Lu's live broadcast room remained strong, and everyone finally realized that it was definitely not a coincidence that the kiss just now was not blocked.

All we can say is that the fierce ones cannot be killed, and the ones who can escape the fate of being killed must have a unique skill that is beyond the Three Realms and not within the Five Elements.

This kind of live broadcast video on a regular website is more impactful to the commentators than the hug between the fat man and the little boy.

They immediately shared the live broadcast room with trusted friends and left a message saying "Watch it quickly, don't ask."

The number of online viewers and attention in the live broadcast room also began to soar at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

With the help of those internet scavengers who like to show off the internet buzzwords they have just learned, the word "Dalui" has begun to spread virally in the comment sections of many popular videos, and recommended portals have begun to appear under those popular videos - "What is Dalui?"

This means that almost the entire website is helping Jiang Lu to promote traffic.

In addition, there was also a dual reporting situation in Jiang Lu’s live broadcast room.

That is: when a person or a video on the Internet contains Akaashi elements, many people will immediately think of reporting it or clicking the little red cross in the upper right corner.

But when the red stone element has reached its peak, unprecedented and unrivaled, everyone will protect it instead. Not only will they not report it, but they will call on everyone not to make it public and put the protection on the public screen.

Therefore, when many people first clicked into the live broadcast room and didn't know what was going on, some old fans were already spontaneously defending Jiang Lu.

[Don't be surprised, this is AI synthesis, the anchor is a technical anchor. ]

[AI? The anchor is obviously a hypnotist, okay? Whatever everyone desires will appear in the live broadcast. I have seen that I have successfully overcome the tribulation. What have you seen? ] (End of this chapter)

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