Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Legend has it that Shun succeeded Yao with divine virtue, and the Queen Mother of the West came to present him with a white jade tube.

Impressed by the virtue of Emperor Shun, the Queen Mother of the West ordered people to collect beautiful jade from the Kunlun Mountains and made an exquisite jade tube to give to him.

In the Central Plains at that time, the musical scale was based on the five tones of gong, shang, jue, zhi and yu. The jade tubes invented by the Queen Mother of the West had twelve in total, which could produce twelve different tones. When played, it was like the sun, moon, stars, gods, and humans whispering and singing with birds, beasts, mountains, rivers, forests, and springs.

The music score played was named "Harmony of Gods and Men" by the Queen Mother of the West, hence the story of "The Queen Mother sent an envoy to present Shun with a white jade tube, which he blew to harmonize the eight winds."

However, such treasures were not only possessed by Emperor Shun. The Queen Mother of the West also kept the same set at home as a collection. Therefore, Jiang Lu, who had studied under the Queen Mother of the West, could tell at a glance that this was the technique of playing the Baiyuguan.

Originally, I thought this was a musical instrument invented by the Queen Mother of the West after she attained enlightenment, but I didn't expect that Jin Yao could also play it. This can only mean that perhaps this instrument had been invented by her long before she passed the tribulation and became an immortal, or that it was a traditional craft from some place.

Jiang Lu still remembered the scene where the Queen Mother of the West asked twelve messengers to play the white jade pipe in order to show off and let her disciples know how glorious she was in the past.

Twelve young women placed the tubes vertically or horizontally to their lips, and the women holding thin bamboo-like jade objects drew soft arcs in the air with their slender hands.

Unfortunately, Jiang Lu forgot the music itself. There was nothing he could do as he was only looking at his hands at that time.

In short, the way that the master Jin Yao controlled Jiang Lu at this time was the culmination of all the performance techniques at that time.

Such an exquisite technique also stunned the commentators, who wished they could replace it.

Someone who knows the business said:

[Is this called Guize? ]

[Is the vocabulary so professional? ]

If we say that the Queen Mother of the West once sent the white jade tube from afar to express her friendship because she admired Emperor Shun's virtue, then now, it is the present Jin Yao who expresses her resentment by blaming Jiang Lu for his promiscuity.

Who would have thought that musical instruments could be played like this?

I can only say that you are worthy of being masters. With a single thought from gods to demons, the same skill can bring completely different effects.

"Blow? You still want me to blow?"

Hearing Jiang Lu's words, Jin Yao's face turned gloomy. She had just stepped on him with her foot, and even so, Jiang Lu didn't care about her feelings at all?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but reveal a hint of cruelty: "Sure, but if you want to make a sound, you have to drill a few small holes on the side."

"Forget it then."

Jiang Lu heard this and immediately shook his head: "I don't really want to hear it that much."

But before he could finish his words, he frowned again, as if his heart was in his throat, blocking his voice.

Because Jin Yao exerted her strength, this time it was no longer just a preliminary move, but she was serious, and she treated Jiang Bao as a white jade tube to be ravaged.

But just as she began to squeeze and scrape the hoop, a strange sound suddenly appeared.

“Ah~ah~!”

Jin Yao stopped what she was doing and looked at Jiang Lu in surprise: "How could you make such a sound?"

"It's not me." Jiang Lu was also confused. He was closing his eyes and concentrating on enjoying it. How could he make such a strange sound?

Jin Yao frowned and continued to move his hands.

"My super! Famous tool!"

"You still say it's not you?! You've even started talking!" Jin Yao questioned Jiang Lu as if she had finally caught the criminal.

"It really wasn't me. I didn't even open my mouth." Jiang Lu answered innocently and pointed at Hong Yi: "If you don't believe me, ask her."

"Yes, he didn't open his mouth." Hong Yi nodded.

"Strange thing," Jin Yao thought and continued to move.

But this time she was careful and pricked up her ears to hear where the sound came from.

next second.

"Dad's dad is called grandpa~"

"?" Jin Yao felt it was outrageous. Why was he singing nursery rhymes?
What puzzled her even more was that this time she discovered where the sound came from, but this discovery made her feel incredible.

Because, these sounds all come from Jiang Baoli!
"It can talk?!"

Jin Yao was obviously frightened and subconsciously loosened her hands, pulling back the white and tender little feet that were originally stepping on Jiang Lu's chest and then being grabbed and kneaded by him.

Jiang Lu was also stunned.

He is the person who understands Jiang Bao best in the world, but he doesn't know that it can speak.

The barrage was full of question marks.

[Did I hear that correctly? Has the host's oregano become a spirit? ]

[Is it a show effect? ​​Could it be that the host stuffed a recorder into the oregano? ]

[Ah, I think this is even more impossible, right? ]

[It's possible. I've tried stuffing things like high-heeled shoe heels and ballpoint pens. I've succeeded. Don't underestimate the wonders of the human body, idiot!]

[? I mean, it’s impossible for the anchor to create a show effect like this! ]

[Oh, I misunderstood]

The barrage of comments didn't provide any useful information, so Jiang Lu just glanced at it and didn't look at it again.

He tried to communicate with Jiang Bao, but got no response. He also didn't detect any abnormality with Jiang Bao after careful feeling. This meant that there was nothing wrong with it, and it was even more impossible for it to have any intelligence. It was always under Jiang Lu's control.

So why does it make a sound?
At this moment, Jiang Lu suddenly remembered what the Queen Mother of the West had told him about the mystery of the Bai Yuguan fingering technique. This is a fingering technique that can truly return to simplicity and let everything return to its original beauty.

After some thought, Jiang Lu showed a look of sudden enlightenment.

It turns out that although there are no small holes on the Jiangbao and it cannot produce sound like the Baiyuguan, it does have acupoints.

For normal people, there is an acupuncture point called Shili on the rhizome, which is listed as an extra meridian point in "Liejing Tuyi".

"Zuohoufang" says: For the treatment of sudden epilepsy, moxibustion the middle point of Wanwan three times, and the patient will be able to urinate normally, which means the disease will be cured.

And because Jiang Lu's attainments in this area are even greater than those of ordinary people, he actually knows more acupoints.

But after a deeper look, he found that these acupoints were more like a kind of medal. As we all know, an acupoint often corresponds to a body part or a disease, and the acupoints can be used to treat the disease, so acupuncture was born.

Every time Jiang Lu suffers from a disease that is difficult for ordinary people to get, he will have an extra acupuncture point after being cured. This is like the antibodies produced after vaccination, which exist permanently.

As for why his acupoints are so concentrated in the same place, I can only say that those who understand will understand.

In this way, it can be said that when Jin Yao presses casually, there may be several acupoints covered by her fingertips.

Normally there would be no problem with such touching, but the problem is that the technique of playing the Baiyuguan is very tricky, and it contains the mystery of communicating between heaven and earth, because only in this way can one play music that should only exist in heaven.

Acupoints are the gateway for the human body to absorb and metabolize the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. So under this wonderful coincidence, Jiang Bao actually produced a strange resonance with them.

At this moment, it seems that he is more than just Jiang Bao, but has become a singer.

Just as the fine white jade mined from the top of the Qunyu Mountain can produce all the sounds of the Kunlun Mountains, the Jiangbao mined from Jiang Lu also produces all the sounds of Jiang Lu.

If you think about it carefully, the sounds it makes, although not what Jiang Lu is saying now, are the voices that Jiang Lu used to have.

Bai Yuguan to Kunlun Mountain, Jiang Bao to Jiang Lu, both use the former as a carrier to make the latter's voice heard.

Now, the mystery is finally solved.

"So that's how it is! It's really mysterious!" Jiang Lu realized the wonders of nature for the first time and felt the wisdom of the Queen Mother of the West.

Things that once seemed obscure and difficult to understand suddenly became clear at this moment.

"What do you mean?" Jin Yao was puzzled.

"It has become a great instrument! I am proud of it!" Jiang Lu said proudly.

"WTF?"

Jiang Lu didn't explain much, but just said to Jin Yao: "Try the fingering technique you just used again."

Jin Yao was still frightened, but she still chose to trust Jiang Lu. She held Jiang Bao again and pressed him.

Soon, a melodious song sounded.
"Ten years ago~
I don't know you, you don't belong to me~
I can no longer find a reason to hug~
Lovers will inevitably become friends in the end~"

Listening to this completely out-of-tune song, Jiang Lu couldn't help but reminisce: "I was so green back then."

Jin Yao had a strange expression on her face and withdrew her hand tremblingly, as if she didn't want to touch such a strange thing again.

'I don't understand'

Hong Yi, who was standing by, also subconsciously touched his mouth and said to himself in a panic, "Will it suddenly start singing inside my body?"

After witnessing another miracle and confirming the doubts in their minds, the barrage of comments couldn't help but marvel at the world's vastness and the wonders it holds.

I thought ventriloquism was the best in the world, but I didn't expect there were masters who had developed bird language, which is simply amazing.

At this time, Jiang Lu had already begun to fantasize.

If it can be developed well, it may be helpful in adding interest.

For example, when sprinting, Jiang Lu gave an order.

Jiang Bao: come on! The Ace is coming! Go wild! Travel the universe and settle the world! Oh, the Ace is going wild! The Ace is going to vent! Fighting is the starting point of our stubbornness!

For example, when he was Hongru, Jiang Lu gave an order.

Jiang Bao: Sister, go forward bravely! Go forward! Don’t look back!
For example, when learning a foreign language with African friends, Jiang Lu gave an order.

Jiang Bao: You are NeNe NeNe! NeNe NeNe! Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse! Didi Da Didi Da!

It is said that everyone's life is a movie. If it can really develop into an adaptive BGM that can automatically switch according to the scene, it would be really interesting. In Jiang Lu's opinion, this is very worth developing.

But unlike his optimism, Jin Yao found it difficult to accept.

She just felt like the sinner who opened Pandora's box. She felt guilty and gloomy when thinking about the future.

Judging from the excitement on Jiang Lu's face at this moment, it is conceivable that she will suffer a lot in the future.

I had intended to use this method to severely punish Jiang Lu and torture him until there was nothing left of him. Unexpectedly, before I could squeeze anything out of him, I ended up making him feel good and even developed something new. Who can I complain to?
"No it shouldn't be like this!"

She held her head in her hands helplessly and squatted on the ground:

"This is clearly a humiliation, why do you enjoy it so much?!"

Just like what Touma asked Haruki in White Album: Why are you so skilled?
The same despair, the same unwillingness.

But unlike Haruki, Jiang Lu did not choose to escape. Instead, he stood up from the toilet, emitting a dazzling radiance, and gently stroked Jin Yao's soft hair with a loving look, as if the Lord bathed in that endless light had sent down his oracle:
"I'm so sorry, but I won't feel humiliated, because humiliation is just a burden people put on themselves.

There is no humiliation in the world. As long as people are confident enough and can laugh at everything, the so-called humiliation is just a rare experience that can be savored.

My life may be insignificant and very short, so every rare experience is worth my careful reflection.

If tasting all the medicinal herbs in the world is Shennong's mission, then for me, tasting all the star fungi in the world is my mission.

I want to use my limited time to try unlimited possibilities.

So the humiliation you mentioned is a rare treasure to me."

Jin Yao raised her head dejectedly and was stunned by the smile on Jiang Lu's face.

"Are you a pervert?"

Hong Yi on the side interrupted and said, "I think I understand. I'm not so resistant to the anus you keep talking about."

The comments in front of the screen were even more impressed by this.

[I didn't expect that this anchor not only has live shows, but can even teach real things. I'm so sorry. 】

[Master, I understand! 】

[Okay! It's decided! Let's go expose ourselves outdoors today! ]

Jiang Lu felt a little relieved when he saw that the life insights he shared on a whim had resonated with so many people.

"If my experience can bring you some inspiration, then I believe that my career is valuable!" (End of this chapter)