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Chapter 340 Unprecedented disability?
Fortunately, because Jiang Lu's tongue was clamped and his speech was unclear, no one else understood what he said, otherwise Xuannv might have become even more angry.
While Xuannv was torturing him, Jiang Lu also thought about her.
He seemed to have always overlooked the fact that there was such a troublesome person in Kunlun Mountain.
The first point that needs to be clarified is that he and Xuannv have no emotional entanglement, but their relationship cannot be considered good, or even ordinary, but a complicated hostile relationship caused by different positions.
Some people may wonder, since there are no disputes and no conflicts of interest, how can there be hostility?
But there are some people in this world who regard it as their responsibility to restore order and bring peace and stability to the world or organization, even if what others do has nothing to do with them. They can even choose to go along with the crowd, but the sense of mission in their hearts does not allow them to do so.
Xuannu is such a person. Her position in Yaochi is equivalent to that of a prime minister and censor. Wherever she sees a problem, she will admonish the Queen Mother of the West until everything is back on track.
From Kunlun Mountain's perspective, she is so righteous that she is evil. Although she listens to the Queen Mother of the West most of the time, when she really encounters a situation where there are objections, it is common for her to slap the Queen Mother of the West in the face.
However, she is not just good at talking. When she really needs someone to support her, she will take on everything without hesitation, and even shoulder the responsibilities that belong to others, just hoping that Yao Chi will suffer less losses.
She is the kind of person who would disregard life and death for the greater good, and is a pure person who truly practices what she preaches.
Therefore, the Queen Mother of the West had both love and hate for her. She had talked to Jiang Lu in his previous life and said that she was very sure that even though she was Xuannv's master and the person who raised her, if she caused any irreversible consequences, Xuannv would definitely ask her to die bravely for Kunlun Mountain.
Therefore, such a loyal minister, because he was the confidant of the Queen Mother of the West, knew many things that ordinary people did not know. When he saw that the little goblin Jiang Lu seduced the Queen Mother of the West and caused chaos in the harem, he naturally regarded him as a treacherous villain. Even though the two had no conflict or even no intersection, she wanted to eradicate this cancer.
History is a mirror that can help us understand the rise and fall of nations. In Xuannu's view, Jiang Lu was what Daji was to King Zhou of Shang, Lao Ai was to Zhao Ji, and Xue Huaiyi was to Wu Zhao. Her conscience was extremely bad.
In addition, Jiang Lu concealed his background and climbed all the way from a registered disciple in Kunlun Mountain to the Phoenix Bed of Queen Mother of the West. Therefore, she labeled Jiang Lu as "this boy is very ambitious and will definitely bring disaster."
Under such circumstances, how could Xuannv not target Jiang Lu?
From her perspective, she could almost see Jiang Lu pushing Yao Chi into the abyss step by step, just like those treacherous eunuchs in history.
Jiang Lu felt really aggrieved about this. He really didn't come here to destroy this family. He just came here to play real-life galgame and leave after he was done. He had no interest in anything else.
However, with the help of tinted glasses, even pulling out the penis and running away became a conspiracy. Xuannv remained the same for thousands of years, guarding against the return of the vixen who had harmed the Queen Mother of the West.
Therefore, it is conceivable that if Xuannv sees something, it will definitely become a stumbling block for Jiang Lu this time.
It’s difficult, it’s really difficult.
"Master, what are you doing?" Lu Qing finally reacted and hurried forward to rescue Jiang Lu.
But the gap between their cultivation levels was like the difference between heaven and earth. She couldn't get close to Xuannv at all. She could only plead for Jiang Lu outside the golden light that protected Xuannv.
Lu Qing sneered: "This boy is rude, I must teach him a lesson, but don't worry, I won't kill him. If I didn't want blood to appear in Yaochi, do you think he can still survive?"
"What on earth did you say?" Lu Qing couldn't help but question Jiang Lu anxiously.
Jiang Lu opened his pried-open mouth, looking speechless.
You want me to say it again, sister? Do you want to save me or do you want me to die?
Fortunately, Xuannv did not have the intention to kill. For Lu Qing's sake, she tore off a small piece of Jiang Lu's tongue as a punishment and then let him go.
She turned around and was about to leave. Before she left, she said in a disappointed voice, "Look at you, what kind of friends you have. Cut them off as soon as possible."
Hearing this, Lu Qing, who had just supported Jiang Lu, who was bleeding, was struck by lightning: "Master."
But in just a blink of an eye, Xuannv disappeared without leaving any trace, as if she had never appeared.
Seeing Lu Qing in despair, Jiang Lu endured the pain and comforted her: "Don't worry, we have a secret video of the relationship, and we will throw it in her face when the time comes."
But his comfort had no effect at all, and Lu Qing became even more uneasy.
"Let me take you back first and see if your tongue can be saved."
Lu Qing sighed and said to the director:
"Master agreed to see you, but she didn't make it clear whether she would help you. I can only help you up to this point."
The director was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed: "That's enough, thank you Fairy Mei Tui."
Dormitory for international students.
The accommodation conditions for true disciples are totally incomparable to those for ordinary disciples and registered disciples.
Different from those wooden houses outside, true disciples live in real natural caves, and each cave even has its own name.
The cave where Jiang Lu lives is called Shifang Cave, which can gather spiritual energy and gather it in the center of the cave.
However, he was not very happy about this, because he could not say that he was not proficient in the use of spiritual energy, but he could not use it at all. Moreover, because it was a natural cave, the rock walls were thick and hard, and a knife could not leave even a trace, so it was impossible to dig out a bird cave.
The play that I have been longing for for a long time cannot be realized, and I can't use the functions myself. There is no way I can be happy.
Lying on the bed, blood foam was still coming out of Jiang Lu's mouth.
After losing the healing BUFF, any minor injury would take him some time to heal, not to mention damage to a fragile part like the tongue. Lu Qing had to use many precious medicinal herbs to barely stop the bleeding, which almost cost him his life.
After Lu Qing used his internal energy to treat him for a while, he gradually felt better and no longer had any obvious discomfort. However, he still felt a little uncomfortable with the strange feeling on his tongue.
"Do you feel better?"
After the treatment, Lu Qing asked Jiang Lu about his feelings with concern.
“I think it’s better, but I’m not sure.”
Jiang Lu stuck out his tongue towards the mirror in the cave, only to see that his tongue was like a snake's tongue, forked in the front. But his tongue was not as long as a snake's, so it looked more like a wrench with a U-shaped gap in the middle.
Although it is strange, it can also be said to be a blessing in disguise.
After all, at least it is symmetrical. If there is a piece missing on the edge, it would be even more unacceptable.
Seeing that his tongue was disabled, Lu Qing couldn't help but feel distressed: "This is the best I can do. I'm afraid you'll have to get used to it slowly."
"It's not hard to get used to it, but I have a little problem with my speech."
Jiang Lu listened to his own voice and felt it was awkward no matter how he listened to it.
"Maybe you can try to control it a little, like rolling it up so it can block the wind." Even though Lu Qing felt sad, he still smiled for Jiang Lu and encouraged him. "I'll try."
Jiang Lu frowned and tried his best to control his tongue.
Seeing him working so hard to overcome his physical defects without feeling depressed at all, nor complaining about Xuannv saying bad things about her as she had imagined, Lu Qing felt even worse.
To be honest, even if Jiang Lu cursed Xuannv in front of her, it would be normal. She would not get angry, let alone tell on him.
But he chose to bear it silently and digest it alone. There was no negative emotion in him.
Solve problems when you encounter them, and always face difficulties with a positive attitude.
This is a mature man!
She was very touched and felt lucky to have met such an outstanding person.
Deep in love, she turned her head away reluctantly, unwilling to look at Jiang Lu's hard-working but clumsy appearance, feeling sad.
Soon, Jiang Lu figured out something.
He found that by focusing his attention on his tongue, he seemed to be able to feel every cell on it.
They are all independent and can act flexibly according to the instructions of the brain.
Gradually, Jiang Lu felt that his tongue seemed like his hands and feet, flexible and full of energy.
The potential hidden in the tongue was successfully tapped by him.
Just like Yang Guo who lost his arm, through cheering up, his martial arts skills improved to a higher level; Jiang Lu who lost part of his tongue also made his tongue stronger than before through cheering up.
Suddenly, Lu Qing, who was crying quietly with his back to Jiang Lu, heard Jiang Lu talking to himself.
“I think I can do it.”
Lu Qing raised his head in confusion and wiped the moisture from the corners of his eyes: "What can you do?"
Jiang Lu didn't say anything, just put down the mirror and turned around.
His tongue, which was originally like a wrench, was reborn from the ashes thanks to his efforts, turning decay into magic!
Jiang Lu just stuck out his tongue and focused his attention.
The next moment, the fork at the front of his tongue began to spin like a helicopter propeller.
It's like a person putting his hands at his sides and spinning them like a windmill.
Lu Qing was stunned.
But this is not the end. The rotation stopped and the girl started to demonstrate the splits, with one hand pointing to the sky and the other to the ground, and she punched quickly and alternately facing forward, even doing a robotic dance.
Jiang Lu rubbed his chin and narrowed his eyes.
He felt that this was not the limit.
After thinking for a moment, he turned off the lights in the cave, then turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone, put the phone on its side, and shone the light on his stuck out tongue, casting a "concave"-shaped shadow on the wall of the cave.
Then, the shadows on the two tongue tips began to move, and with the cooperation of Jiang Lu's ventriloquism, they actually started a shadow play!
"The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oye!"
"You are so talented!"
The series of incomprehensible scenes shocked Lu Qing directly.
Can you play with your tongue like this?!
Turning on the light, Jiang Lu took out two small condoms from somewhere that he couldn't use in the hotel but took with him anyway, opened the package and put them on his tongue, then lowered his head and controlled his tongue to move on the table like a living person.
"Look, the person wearing boots." Jiang Lu boasted to Lu Qing.
Before Lu Qing could react, Jiang Lu started tap dancing again, even doing Michael Jackson's 45-degree tilt.
"It's not you." Lu Qing began to doubt.
Is the disability in the tongue really a weakening for this man?
Soon, Jiang Lu told her the answer with practical actions.
"What are you going to do?"
Faced with Jiang Lu who suddenly knocked him down, Lu Qing seemed a little at a loss.
“Practice calligraphy.”
Jiang Lu made Lu Qing do a split, and then said seriously:
"Watch out, I'm about to start writing."
There was no time to refuse, let alone resist. Lu Qing watched Jiang Lu stick out his alien-like tongue.
It seemed to have life. Jiang Lu didn't need to do anything. He used the fork at the front of the fork to tear open the package, and then dived into the swimming pool like diving.
This is not a tongue at all, it's a monster's tentacle!
This was Lu Qing’s first reaction.
But the next second, she lost the ability to think.
Sure enough, this was not a weakening for Jiang Lu, but an unprecedented strengthening.
This was no longer the ordinary tongue he had before. It was as if Jiang Lu himself had shrunk down and entered it, then caused a havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
Tongue knew all of Lu Qing's weaknesses, so he used them to his advantage and used his agile body to dodge every random but irregular map attack.
Lu Qing, however, was completely powerless to do anything about it.
As her toes tensed, Jiang Lu stood up expressionlessly and wiped his mouth.
"Start writing!" (End of this chapter)
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