Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

"Oh my god, it's Subaseyakin!"

"OK OK."

Dong Wanggong now wondered why he was so despicable.

Before, he just asked a question because he didn't understand the fusion joke. Who knew that Jiang Lu would be like possessed and kept telling him how powerful the Genki Bomb was, and that one shot could blow up Director Chang Qi Guang.

What's so great about a thing that can only destroy a city?
Now that he has died once, he is still trying to play the Dragon Ball joke. I don’t know what he is thinking.

"Eh?" Jiang Lu then noticed that Hong Yi was also there, and asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"

Hong Yi covered her mouth and smiled, deliberately saying in front of the Queen Mother of the West: "If you don't come to find me, I will come to find you."

Jiang Lu still didn't know Hong Yi's identity, and showed a trace of embarrassment. He was worried that as the disciple of Dong Wanggong, she would be hated by Xi Wangmu, so he quickly interrupted and said, "Oh, let's not talk about this. Safety first, safety first."

Hong Yi raised his eyebrows and glanced at Queen Mother Xi provocatively: "He is caring about me."

"Uh" Jiang Lu was stunned and thought to himself, you unlucky child.

"It's hard to say who to care about. It's not like you just survived a catastrophe." Queen Mother of the West smiled, then asked Jiang Lu: "What do you think?"

Jiang Lu nodded: "I didn't see it just now, can you cross it again?"

"?"

"Ha!" Hong Yi couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Queen Mother of the West took a deep breath and walked alone towards the courtyard destroyed by lightning. She found a relatively intact chair, dusted it off, and sat down with her back to the crowd.

Xuannv watched the two people fighting openly and secretly, and a hint of envy flashed in her eyes.

They can still fight for status. That's great.
Jiang Lu winked at Dong Wanggong and said, "Now, take Hong Yi down the mountain quickly. I will take care of your sister."

"Well, I think I should explain it to you." Dong Wanggong said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Let me do it." Hong Yi took over the conversation and told Jiang Lu that he had awakened the memories of Taiyi Zhenren in his previous life.

After hearing this, Jiang Lu suddenly showed an expression of disbelief and horror.

"What's wrong?" Hong Yi tilted his head.

“No, no, don’t!” Jiang Lu closed his eyes tightly and waved his hands in a struggling expression: “Don’t make such a cute expression!”

"What's wrong with you?" Hong Yi was really puzzled now.

Moreover, I felt inexplicably sad.

Is my past so unbearable in Jiang Lu's eyes?

"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?!"

Jiang Lu yelled like crazy:

"I fucking slept with a man! What's wrong with me?!"

He was desperate.

His fame throughout his life ended up like his good brother Zeus.

More than a man
Now what's the difference between me and that guy who likes super men? !

I don't want to be the Lord of the Underworld anymore. Let whoever wants do whatever they want. I am no longer qualified to lead the underworld. Let the Emperor of Hell continue to do it. This will also save me from having to ban Nantong after I take office.

That's fine.

"You guys chat." He was completely hopeless: "I'm going to die."

Jiang Lu stood up and walked towards the cliff with a peaceful smile.

But before he took a few steps, his collar was grabbed from behind.

It’s Hong Yi.

"At this point, I don't want to live anymore." Jiang Lu flicked away the cigarette butt in his hand, with a dead look on his face: "This is my bottom line, but now it has been destroyed by you. Of course, I don't blame you. I can only blame men who understand men the best. Ah, my life has been ruined by a man-woman!"

"When did he finish smoking the cigarette? And wasn't he chopped into charcoal just now? How did he get it out?" Dong Wanggong was puzzled.

Xuannv glanced at him impatiently: "Shut up! When has logic ever been used with him?"

"Too."

At this time, Hong Yi spoke up, and she asked a little sadly: "So it's not me you love, but my gender?"

Jiang Lu took two steps back in horror, feeling like he was hit by an invisible force.

With this punch, the Great Dao will be destroyed!

"I"

But he was speechless.

If he says "yes" now, doesn't that prove that he is a superficial person?

"Let's take a step back and say that Taiyi is just my past life and I'm a woman now, so is this not okay?"

"But."

Jiang Lu frowned.

"Can you ensure that every woman you have was a woman in her previous life?"

"This"

Jiang Lu's mind was a little confused.

"As long as you're a woman now, it's okay, right?"

“No, it’s not like that.” Jiang Lu stepped back in fear, shaking his head, as if a demon had entered his body. “Although I can’t find any fault with it, it’s definitely not like that.”

Boom!

A few scattered flashes of lightning flashed across the sky.

“But he actually attracted the thunder tribulation with his uncultivated body. Although it is insignificant, should I say that he is worthy of it?” Dong Wanggong exclaimed: “His obsession is so terrifying!”

"Don't explain anymore at this time," Xuannv covered his mouth.

"Then tell me what it is like?" Hong Yi pressed on.

Jiang Lu swallowed his saliva, his expression suddenly firm, as if he had made up his mind: "No! You are changing the concept!
According to what you said, as long as people who have been welfare girls change their ways, they can live a happy life like other good girls?
According to you, as long as people who have committed crimes say a few words of repentance, the harm they have caused to others can be eliminated?

So, you mean that people who have given birth to children have no charm? No, that's not it.
In short, you are a man for one day and you will be a man for the rest of your life. I have nothing to say to you. You don’t deserve to hear it! "

"Is it possible that he is stealing the concept?"

"Shut up."

"So, what he said was so hurtful, how would Hong Yi respond?"

Hong Yi was silent for a long time, then suddenly raised her head, her bright eyes full of love: "You are so principled! I love you even more!"

"Ah?" Dong Wanggong's mouth shrank like a duck's, just like that speechless little yellow duck.

"No! It's useless for you to say anything now. Let me die. I can't give up my second brother, but I can choose to die with him!"

Jiang Lu broke free from Hong Yi and ran towards the cliff with his eyes closed.

In the corners of his eyes were two lines of tears of regret.

"No!" Hong Yi stretched out her hand: "I won't test you anymore. I am a woman, Hong Yi is a woman, Tai Yi is also a woman!!"

"what?"

Jiang Lu stopped, his eyes full of disbelief:

"Don't lie to me. I've seen Investiture of the Gods. The Taiyi Zhenren in it is an old man with a white beard. It looks like he never takes a bath."

"No, I didn't lie to you!" Hong Yi caught up with Jiang Lu and explained, "That's because a patriarchal society needs men to be the dominant force. According to secular views, a person who made outstanding contributions in the Conferred Gods War cannot be a woman. That's why I was changed into an old man with a white beard in the myths that have been passed down."

"I agree with what you said." Jiang Lu felt that what she said made a lot of sense, and her quotations from classics were well-founded and convincing.

But he couldn't just believe Hong Yi's one-sided statement.

He looked at Dong Wang Gong, the man who claimed to have often drunk with Taiyi Zhenren after the Battle of the Gods.

"really?"

"Really?" Dong Wanggong nodded: "Didn't I tell you?"

Jiang Lu was a little embarrassed: "You just said that you often drank with her, and I subconsciously thought it was a man."

"You see, this is because patriarchy has been deeply rooted in your heart. You believe that alcoholics can only be men." Hong Yi sighed.

Jiang Lu scratched his head: "It's true."

Hong Yi patted his shoulder and said, "We women are not necessarily easy to deal with."

Jiang Lu suddenly realized something, as if he had been enlightened.

But he suddenly thought of something, shook his head violently, and then continued walking towards the cliff stubbornly.

"Why?!" Hong Yi was puzzled.

After saying so much, he still can't let it go?
“But you are right about one thing.”

Standing on the edge of the cliff, Jiang Lu slowly raised his head and looked up at the distant sky that was tinged with golden light and was extremely warm after the thunderclouds dissipated.

"I can't guarantee that everyone was a woman in their previous life."

"so much"

“Some faces have even become very pale.”

"what"

"There will always be, right?"

Jiang Lu turned around and took one last look at everyone:
"My sins can no longer be washed away. Goodbye forever."

"and many more!"

Hong Yi once again exerted his strength and asked seriously:

"You can't prove that they were women in their previous lives, but how can you prove that they were men in their previous lives?"

"The base number is too large, there must be some." Jiang Lu shook his head regretfully. "But what if I say there is none?"

"Isn't it impossible?" Although Jiang Lu said it was impossible, there was obvious expectation in his eyes. He hoped that Hong Yi could produce enough evidence to convince him.

"I have awakened all the memories of my past life. No one knows my past life better than me."

Not disappointing his hopes, Hong Yi raised the corner of his mouth slightly:
"So, I can be sure that there is no man's smell on your ginger!!"

"What?!"

Jiang Lu's eyes widened.

The power of reincarnation from the previous life actually has such a magical effect? ​​!

Wait, this doesn't mean
"Am I really that lucky?" He showed a pitiful expression like a child who had just performed a talent show in front of his parents, as if he was very eager for affirmation.

"That's right!" Hong Yi nodded: "I was also confused at first, but now I think I understand."

"What did you figure out?"

"You only have feelings for women! This is your gift, but also your curse!"

"call!"

Jiang Lu let out a long sigh and felt more relaxed than ever before.

Xuannv, who was standing by, was completely immersed in it. She covered her chest with her hands, and was as shy as a young girl who had just fallen in love: "I was also a woman in my previous life."

"Where did you get your past life from?" Dong Wanggong looked disgusted, then thought of something: "Wait, what do you mean?"

"So, do you have any questions?" Hong Yi had a compassionate smile on his face.

"No, no more doubts."

Jiang Lu slowly slid down to his knees, lowered his head and supported himself with his hands:
“My mind is clear and I have no more doubts.”

"That's good."

"coach."

Jiang Lu raised his head, and before he knew it, his eyes were already filled with tears:

"I want Superman!!"

"Are you feeling better now?" Hong Yi asked with concern.

"Yeah, better." Jiang Lu nodded.

The Queen Mother of the West finally couldn't stand it anymore: "We are discussing how to deal with Yuanshi Tianzun now, right? Can you get off her legs?!"

Jiang Lu sat on Hong Yi's legs, lying in her arms, burying his head in her chest like a willful child: "I don't want it!"

Dong Wanggong tugged at Xi Wangmu's sleeve and said, "Sister, I just came back to life and my emotions are not stable. Don't be so fierce."

"Yes, Master, it's not easy for him either." Xuannv said.

Scythe and the performer also nodded, but this was all they could do. They really couldn't speak for Jiang Lu against their conscience.

"What about me? I survived a life-or-death calamity. Is it easy for me?"

It seemed that the Queen Mother of the West was really angry.

Jiang Lu then got off Hong Yi, came in front of Queen Mother of the West, and pointed at the tear marks on his face that had not yet completely dried.

"what?"

"Let me give you a taste." Jiang Lu blinked his eyes innocently: "Hong Yi said this is lotus root powder, very sweet."

"I don't"

The Queen Mother of the West was about to refuse arrogantly, but when she saw Hong Yi's smiling face, she felt that she could not show her weakness.

"alright."

So the Queen Mother of the West pretended to be reluctant, gently touched it with the tip of her tongue, dipped some and brought it back to her mouth.

Then, with a blushing face, she savored the sweetness on the tip of her tongue.

"How is it, sweet?" Jiang Lu asked gently.

"Um"

Dong Wanggong laughed foolishly and said, "Let me have a taste too."

Jiang Lu turned to him and said, "Fuck you."

"Not you"

The Queen Mother of the West held down the impulsive King of the East and said, "He has just been resurrected and his emotions are not stable. Don't be so fierce."

"?"

"Okay, now we can talk about Yuanshi Tianzun's affairs."

Jiang Lu sat back on Hong Yi's lap and began to analyze and summarize with a serious face:

"It is now known that he was the one who caused the failure of the first fusion, because Queen Mother of the West and Jin Yao did not have a telepathic connection at the time, and they did not use the magic circle he developed based on Hong Yi.

As for the magic circle, he had already found a way to let the Queen Mother of the West discover it countless years ago, and made her believe that it was something researched by some powerful person she didn't know.

Hong Yi was his method of trial and error, and through that failure, he came to the conclusion that in order to successfully transcend the tribulation, the person undergoing the tribulation must have a strong obsession.

So he planned the chaos of pornography, gambling and drugs, intending to subtly make the Queen Mother of the West regard protecting the Three Pure Realms as her obsession and successfully survive the true immortal calamity.

Although in the end her obsession and motivation became me, haha, I’m a little embarrassed to say it.

Well, in short, all his plans have been successful so far, and all the scripts are proceeding as he planned.

It is worth mentioning that the first trial and error with Hong Yi as the protagonist had been planned long before the Battle of the Gods. Even in his plan, the Battle of the Gods was probably part of the preparation for this plan.

In other words, in his eyes, finding the 'door' is more important than the Conferred Gods War. Based on my understanding of him, I can reasonably infer a conclusion -

The clues we have about him now are all those he let us know on purpose, and everything we know may be the key he uses to guide our next move.

So the way we thought of to break the impasse was exactly the path he had set in advance for us to take.

I'm not pessimistic, but in my opinion, even if we put all of our strength together, we can't beat him."

Jiang Lu has already given up: "So I think it's okay to order."

Dong Wanggong frowned: "Is this all you have analyzed? You are just talking about how invincible Yuanshi Tianzun is. Can you be more positive?"

"I want it too."

Jiang Lu shrugged:

"But we just got together temporarily to find a way to crack it. No matter how hard we try, it's impossible for us to break through the thousands of years of planning and hard work, right?
It is easy to understand if it happens in the mortal world. A person spends his entire life competing for the efforts of several generations of others. Do you really think everyone is Xiao Yan?
You may say that it doesn’t necessarily depend on ability, but who among us here can outwit Yuanshi? Not to mention that he is in the dark and we are in the light.”

"Not necessarily." Queen Mother Xi shook her head: "At least he hasn't appeared yet, which means his plan has not been fully realized. There must be some arrangements that are linked together. We don't need to overturn the whole thing. We only need to destroy one link, and there is still hope."

"Yes."

Hong Yi actually reached a consensus with the Queen Mother of the West, which was rare:
"From what I know about him, he strives to make the winning shot as soon as he makes a move. He will never show up in person until the very last moment when he is absolutely sure of his chance.

But on the other hand, even if he hasn't shown up yet, he's not sure of winning, so there must be something he cares about, even if it's only a one in ten thousand chance, but we still have hope."

"Um"

Jiang Lu pondered.

He felt that what the two said seemed to make sense.

"Let me think about it."

After careful thought, Jiang Lu actually thought of a point that Yuanshi Tianzun could not avoid no matter what.

"He needs you to break free."

Jiang Lu suddenly raised his head and looked at the Queen Mother of the West:

"No matter what, he needs you to dissolve into a corpse. No matter what the reason is, no matter whether he will try to revive you after dissolving into a corpse, or what he will do, he cannot avoid this step no matter what."

"Aren't we almost at the last step?" Dong Wanggong was puzzled: "Aren't we discussing how to avoid this outcome now?"

"No, that's not the case." Jiang Lu retorted: "Bingjie is a process, not a goal. His goal is to open the door."

"But what you said is the same as not saying anything. Isn't it the same as opening the door after the dissolution of the soldiers?"

“Not necessarily.”

Jiang Lu smiled:

“It’s true that Pangu the Great used his weapons to unlock the door, but does anyone know what he did before and after that?

In addition, Queen Mother of the West said that she only started planning to open the door after I was dismembered, which has been disproven because I had not yet made my debut before the Battle of the Gods began.

So I guess that in addition to the liberation of the army, there may be some other necessary conditions.

This condition must be related to the foundation of creation, and this may be the only bargaining chip we have now."

"Wait, what dismemberment?" Scythe and the performer felt as if they had missed something and couldn't help asking.

Jiang Lu waved his hand and said, "It's okay. You don't need to ask so much. Just listen. Anyway, I will let the Queen Mother of the West make you lose your memory in a while."

"Hiss" The two of them felt something was not good.

But on second thought, being an idiot is pretty good too.

All those present here are famous figures in mythology, the best of the best. They feel it is difficult for them to participate in such a high-end topic.

If it’s not your circle, don’t force yourself to fit in. It’s a good thing to listen to some good music and go home with an empty head.

So they calmed down.

"But didn't you just say that all the ways we can think of to break the impasse may have been set up by him for us in advance?" Xuannv asked.

"That's what I said."

Jiang Lu spread his hands, looking very relaxed:
"But if you think about it carefully, no one is perfect. Even someone as awesome as me was cut into pieces."

He smiled meaningfully:
"Who knows if he will miss something?" (End of this chapter)