Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 94: Being forced to open the box!

On the way home, Jiang Lu didn't stand up to Huang Xiu'e again.

The main reason is that she is a bit awkward and can't be coaxed well no matter how much she is coaxed.

In desperation, Jiang Lu had to put her in the basket in front of the bicycle.

But Huang Xiu'e never looked back at him.

In fact, although Huang Xiu'e was angry at first, she didn't ignore him. She just held his hand and chewed it fiercely until Jiang Lu asked: "Did I hold back and run away after telling you that I couldn't run away? Why are you so stupid?"

Huang Xiu'e just ignored him.

Jiang Lu had no choice but to apologize.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were Dong Baimao. I will never say anything like you can't run, you can't hold back your drink, you can't hold your drink in."

Huang Xiu'e completely ignored him.

Now Jiang Lu was even more sure that she was Dong Baimao.

"What are you looking at?" Jiang Lu asked tentatively, then rubbed the cat's head helplessly.

The next second, looking at the bite marks on his palm, Jiang Lu was satisfied.

So on the way home, Jiang Lu directly used his mobile phone to play a collection of second-hand roses that he had collected for a long time.

"It's not bright in the east, but it's bright in the west. I'm sad when the sun is gone~"

The cheerful singing attracted the attention of people on the roadside.

They all looked at Jiang Lu who was riding a bicycle and singing a cheerful song to the accompaniment, and said with emotion: "Damn I'm sick!"

Just like that, Jiang Lu sang all the way back to the orphanage.

After skillfully locking the bicycle to the crooked-neck tree in the yard, Jiang Lu noticed an unknown off-road vehicle parked in the yard.

There was still fresh mud on the off-road vehicle.

Jiang Lu looked at the orphanage, which used to be extremely busy at this time, and noticed something was wrong.

He knelt down and activated [Insight].

[The main door was opened within half an hour]

"Have you been in there for half an hour?"

Let’s look at off-road vehicles.

[Left front tire pressure is too small]

[The overload operation of the engine caused it to overheat]

[The dirt on the wheel is mixed with strange substances]

"strange matter"

Jiang Lu reached out and dipped some soil of different colors, put it under his nose and smelled it.

As his pupils shrank, he shouted in surprise:

"It's shit! There's dog shit in it!"

Silence followed.

"Fuck! Stupid skills!"

When Jiang Lu cursed, the dean stuck his head out from the second floor and glared at Jiang Lu:

"Where did your kid go again?"

Jiang Lu leaned on the off-road vehicle as if nothing had happened. He quietly applied the dog excrement on his hand to the inside of the handlebar, tilted his head like Mr. Shu and rubbed his hair with his other hand.

"What about you?!"

"Uh." Jiang Lu looked around and happened to see Huang Xiu'e chewing on the bicycle chain. He immediately pointed at her and said, "I'm going to walk the cat."

"Does the cat need a walk? Come up quickly! We have a visitor."

For some reason, the dean's expression was unnatural.

Not even Tibetan was spoken today.

Puzzled, Jiang Lu went upstairs, planning to go straight to the dean's office.

However, the dean blocked Jiang Lu at the stairs on the second floor.

Before Jiang Lu could ask what was going on, the dean asked him seriously and in a low voice: "Did you do something good again?"

Jiang Lu hesitated for a moment: "Is it okay to give warmth to orphans and widowed mothers?"

"What the hell am I saying? You can't understand what I'm saying?!"

The dean looked back at the closed office door and continued to ask anxiously: "You have to tell me what you did. Why is it that someone from above is calling for you?"

Don't be stunned, you have to fight with me first!

If the matter is not serious, my trust relationship may be able to suppress it for you. You must confess to me! "

"No, who is looking for me?" Jiang Lu was also confused: "And I really didn't do anything."

"You fart, you didn't do anything, why would a foreign exorcist guild call for someone to arrest you?"

"Catch me?"

Listening to the dean's tone, Jiang Lu also felt guilty for no reason. After all, he was really not clean.

"Uh, let me think about it."

Jiang Lu's eyes became a little evasive: "I just played role-playing with the hanged guy in the north of the city, and then I went naked swimming in the reservoir with the drowned guy in the south of the city. Well, there was also the foodie in the east of the city. Ant beast spirit, I can’t help it if she insists on eating it, and then”

Listening to Jiang Lu's witty words and the names of the dishes as if he were familiar with them, the dean suddenly thought of something and blurted out: "No, those videos were not synthesized?"

"?"

In one sentence, Jiang Lu was fucked until his cerebellum shrank.

"You are so old that you still go online? Are you still watching my videos?"

"?"

The dean was dumbfounded: "Is it really you?"

"?"

Jiang Lu clapped his hands and applauded: "Okay, okay, you really have seen it, right?"

The two hurt each other and then looked at each other speechlessly.

The dean's expression became very distorted.

He had always known that Jiang Lu liked to seek excitement. After secretly following him a few times, he found that he was inexplicably unable to attract the hatred of ghosts. He never took care of him after that. Who knew he was so big?

"What?" Jiang Lu asked worriedly: "The exorcist's rules don't stipulate that people can't date ghosts, right?"

"Nonsense!" The dean glared angrily: "The exorcist who made the rules at the beginning could have imagined that someone would date a ghost?"

"Then there should be no problem, right?"

The dean shook his head: "I don't know, I can't answer your question."

"If something happens, I will report you for browsing pornographic websites."

"You fucking!"

At this moment, the office door was pushed open, and a strong old man with white hair, wearing a well-dressed suit, and holding a cane asked with a smile:

"What do you two say to each other? Aren't you planning to come in?"

Jiang Lu took a look and asked the dean in confusion: "Do you still have spare money to hire a butler? To be honest, he is more like the dean than you."

"."

The dean hesitated to speak and covered his face.

The old man explained calmly: "I am the exorcist representative from the Qinghu District branch, not a housekeeper."

"Oh."

Jiang Lu felt that the old man didn't seem to have any hostility, so he simply asked straight to the point: "Why do you want to arrest me?"

"Arrest you?" The old man couldn't help laughing: "Why should we arrest you?"

"Yes, why do you want to arrest me?"

"?" The old man felt his brain was a little rusty: "No, I mean, we are not here to arrest you. There is no reason to arrest you."

"Hiss" Jiang Lu narrowed his eyes and looked at the stunned dean.

"Then why do you want to see him by name? How could you know his name if he hadn't committed something?"

"Huh?" The old man was also confused: "I checked it from the guild files."

The dean looked at Jiang Lu: "When did your kid keep his criminal record?"

Jiang Lu looked aggrieved: "Do I have to have committed something?"

"It's not a criminal record!"

The old man finally couldn't hold himself any longer and felt that the two guys in front of him were fighting each other.

"He is a newly registered exorcist, didn't you know?"

Upon hearing this, the dean opened his mouth in shock and stared at Jiang Lu speechless.

"No way." Jiang Lu Xiaoxiong spread his hands and said, "I was discovered by a talent scout while walking on the road."

"It doesn't make sense."

The dean was puzzled as to why he failed to pass the test in person last year, but secretly passed it a year later.

After thinking about it, the dean felt that the only possibility was that the old friend who came to help him deal with the resentful spirit last time was now different and had the right to speak, so he secretly helped Jiang Lu.

"Did your Uncle Liu help you?" he asked.

"Who is Uncle Liu?"

"Wait a minute, I think I'd better make it clear once and for all."

The old man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling that he would be contaminated if he listened to the conversation between these two people:

“We came to Jiang Lu not to arrest him, nor because of anything he did.

Someone in our delegation wanted to see him this time, so as the team leader, I brought them here. "

The old man paused for a moment, smiled at Jiang Lu and said, "You have seen him in the spiritual realm."

The delegation has been seen in the spiritual realm. The guild can check his information and wants to see him by name.
All factors made Jiang Lu feel uneasy.

Could it be that.
"Jiang Bao, do you still remember us?"

Xun Sheng looked around and saw Hong Chuang leaning against the door frame, giving him a threatening smile. Qingying held her hand and squinted her eyes with an equally dangerous expression.

Jiang Lu swallowed.

"Fuck! Box!"

　There will be more later, but I have to pay now hehe
　　
　
(End of this chapter)