I'm so old, I need to rely on my ex-girlfriends to turn around.

Chapter 75 Just wait to starve to death

A few days passed by quickly, and everyone soon ushered in the recording of the second episode of "Love in Progress".

When Shen Huai got out of the program team's car, the staff immediately took him to a closed room.

Before he sat down, he started looking around. Directly in front of him was a huge screen, and not far away was a sofa chair.

It looks a bit like a slightly crude viewing room.

"Brother, why did you bring me here? Do you want to watch a movie together?" Shen Huai put his arms around the staff and asked with a smile.

The staff member seriously rejected Shen Huai's approach and immediately announced the mission.

【Exciting challenge.

The program team selected ten Internet celebrities with the best rapport with the opposite sex in Douyin.

Guests need to watch their most popular videos in this room and rate them.

After the scoring is completed, the program team will provide the funds for the two days of activities based on the guests' scores.

Note: All expenses of the guests in the program are covered by event funds. Guests cannot use their own money without authorization, otherwise they will be severely punished! 】

Shen Huai was confused. How the funds for this activity were provided and what the criteria for judging them were, were not discussed at all!
Faced with Shen Huai's questions, the staff did not respond at all.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Shen Huai could only rub his chin and wonder about the program team's intentions.

Although this task is called an exciting challenge, it should actually be a non-exciting challenge.

For romance shows, the more innocent the guests are, the better.

If he is attracted by a random girl, wouldn't he be a scumbag?
A good man like me will never be tempted by a woman easily.

Low score, definitely give low score!

Shen Huai was very confident in his inference and couldn't help but reveal a proud smile on his face.

It's ridiculous that this small program team still wants to embarrass me!

Shen Huai's rules are based on guessing, but in the scene the audience is watching, there is a voiceover directly explaining it.

[The guest’s ratings are just a cover-up and don’t matter.

The program team will judge whether the guest is excited based on his demeanor, expression, eyes, and movements when watching the video.

The initial funding is two thousand, and two hundred will be deducted for each heartbeat, and the remaining funds will be used as funds for the guests' activities. 】

After hearing this explanation, the audience watching the show couldn't help but applaud.

[Haha, Huaizi is still thinking about the rules now. Who would have thought that the program team is so good at playing! 】

[The program team still has something, Huaizi can’t understand it at all!IQ was crushed. 】

[I guess it would be great if Huaizi could get half of the activity funds! 】

【half?If he can get 600 yuan, he can just smile! 】

[I give full marks to the show team for this mission design, and I’m really looking forward to the next plot. 】

……

The whole life officially begins.

The first person to appear on the big screen was a female Internet celebrity named [Jiang Xiaofan] with millions of fans.

In the video, she is wearing an ultra-short JK suit. Her waist that can be easily grasped is as soft as swaying water plants, and her slender chopstick legs are also particularly eye-catching.

When she twisted her body, people even worried that her waist would break accidentally.

"Hahaha, this kind of beauty can't move my Taoist heart."

Shen Huai laughed loudly and gave a zero score with a stroke of his pen.

The audience rolled their eyes. Before giving it a zero score, could you stop your shining eyes?
Sure enough, the program team gave a verdict: the eyes were too hot, the laughter was too obscene, it was judged to be heart-stirring, and the original cost was -200 yuan!
As soon as this result came out, the audience burst into laughter and applauded.

[I knew Huaizi couldn't pass this level, and I was so happy. 】

[Huaizi is so excited, I really look forward to seeing his expression when he hears the results! 】

[This Jiang Xiaofan is really good. I love that slim waist. 】

[It’s not Huaizi’s fault, even a man can’t stand it. 】

The second Internet celebrity to come out is called [Transparent], which focuses on a pure and lovely person.

Her videos are just about making a few funny expressions and slapping her face, but because of her pure and beautiful appearance, which is like first love, she is very popular among otakus.

"This is not good, just slap on the face, the figure must be average, bad review!"

Shen Huai once again gave a zero score, but the smiling expression on his face could not fool anyone, not even a single person.

[Deducting money, deducting money, this obscene smile is simply unbearable! 】

[Where is the program team? Isn’t this going to deduct money? 】

[I have taken a screenshot, the review will come soon...]

[This does have the feeling of first love, I don’t think it’s Huaizi’s fault. 】

The program team judged: Smiling cannot deceive people, it was judged as a heartbeat, and the original cost was -200 yuan.

The third Internet celebrity is called [One Cutie Jiang], a cross-dressing blogger who focuses on contrast.

Especially the magical operation of reducing the number of clothes while dancing is a super bonus.

"That's it? That's it? Tsk tsk tsk...zero points, zero points, zero points!" Shen Huai commented arbitrarily while studying seriously.

[Wow, it’s Lovely Jane, I love it. 】

[How to put it this way, it’s not Huaizi’s fault, right? 】

[Huaizi is bad, he can’t stand the temptation! 】

The program team judged: There was obvious swallowing of saliva, and the eyes could not turn away, so it was judged as heartbeat, and the original cost was -200 yuan.

The fourth internet celebrity is called [It's A'Zhu], a blogger who specializes in outdoor photography and focuses on coquettish people.

The combination of the figure and appearance of the aloof goddess and the behavior and behavior of the promiscuous woman has a huge impact.

"Hey, the disheveled clothes are detrimental to the appearance of the city... The world is really in decline! Just give it a 1 point!"

In order to obtain activity funds, Shen Huai had no choice but to comment against his will.

An artist with both virtue and art who serves the public, being one point higher than others is a sign of respect for her.

The program team judged that it was so hard to watch that it was hard enough to immerse your eyes in the screen. It was judged to be heart-stirring, and the original cost was -200 yuan.

……

Ten female internet celebrities became famous in a row, and the highest score given by Shen Huai was to the one "It's A'Zhu", 1 point.

The other nine internet celebrities all gave zero points...

However, the final judgment of the program team is that for ten heartbeats, the event funding will be 0 yuan!
As soon as this result came out, the audience almost died of joy, laughing and gloating at the misfortune.

On the one hand, he wanted to see Shen Huai suffer misfortune; on the other hand, it was the contrast between Shen Huai's cleverness and the final result.

I was obviously very excited about it, but I was smug and gave them all very low scores.

He thought he had figured out the rules of the program team, but he didn't expect that this was the pit dug by the program team waiting for him to jump.

So in the end, Shen Huai thought he had won, the program team actually won, and the audience was happy to watch it, and it was a win-win in total!
[Hahaha, look at Huaizi’s proud expression, it makes me laugh to death. 】

[Waiting to see Shen Huai’s face change, I’m so looking forward to it! 】【Poor baby, how can you live these two days without a penny! 】

……

After the scoring was over, Shen Huaizhi came to the host with great satisfaction, waiting for the program team to announce the final results.

In the broadcast, the program team also thoughtfully added text to Shen Huai's expression: Brother has seen through everything!
Then the next moment, when the program team announced that he had received zero activity funds, Shen Huai's proud expression instantly froze.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Shen Huai raised his hand and said indignantly.

"Obviously I gave a low score, which proves that I'm not even tempted, so why should I be deducted money!"

The host laughed and said: "Who told you that a low score means you are not interested?"

The corners of Shen Huai's mouth twitched and he asked with a dark face: "Then what does it mean that you are not moved?"

The host coughed lightly and said seriously: "Expressions, movements, eyes, body language...these are the criteria for judging!"

Shen Huai: (へ╬)……

"Does that mean the so-called ratings are completely useless?"

"Yes, this is just a trick to confuse the guests."

"Even so, I shouldn't be moved by all of them. I clearly remember a few of them who were still-hearted!" Shen Huai refused to accept and continued to quibble.

The host clicked on the tablet and explained to Shen Huai one by one the reasons for such judgment.

"Don't say any more..."

Shen Huai waved his hand and said sadly: "I'm so stupid, really. I knew the program team would cause trouble, but I didn't expect them to be so mean..."

"Don't be sad. No event funds don't mean no food. You can ask for scraps from other guests..."

When he said this, Shen Huai wanted to cry even more.

I thought that I would be famous all my life, but the show crew actually made fun of me. I’m so angry!

Seeing that Shen Huai's result was so miserable, the barrage was full of cheering and laughing expressions.

[Hahaha, it’s so satisfying! 】

[Huaizi, you have today too! 】

[From now on, I am a loyal fan of this show, keep giving me a good life! 】

【I am so happy to see this scene! 】

……

With great difficulty, Shen Huai gathered his mood and came to the hut in the deep forest.

At this time, Ayixia, Zhao Mo, and Lin Huaxu were already chatting in the living room.

Seeing Shen Huai come in, the three of them greeted him with smiles on their faces.

Lin Huaxu stepped forward and gave Shen Huai a firm hug, and then said in a low voice: "Ah Huai, you are finally here, we are all waiting for you!"

"Hmm, what are you talking about?" Shen Huai looked at Ayixia subconsciously.

Today she was wearing a custom-made sweater, with the hem tucked up to the waist to fit her curves.

Paired with taupe pleated casual pants, the body lines are vigorous and full of tension.

When he saw her for the first time, Shen Huai couldn't help but think of the startling glimpse he saw that night, and secretly praised her in his heart.

Ayixia noticed Shen Huai's gaze, her cheeks flushed slightly, and then she whispered softly: "We were talking about the Heartbeat Challenge..."

In fact, in the past few days, Ayixia has finally figured it out. She definitely likes Shen Huai, but it's not to the level of love yet.

It happened that the two of them were participating in a love show together, so she wanted to take this opportunity to get to know and interact more, and then make a final decision after the love show was over!

Hearing them chatting about the exciting challenge, Shen Huai's face froze, and then said: "Oh... Then you guys talk, I will go back to the room and rest for a while!"

"What room are you going back to? There are no beautiful women in there!" Zhao Mo grabbed Shen Huai and hummed.

Shen Huai coughed slightly and explained: "I want to recharge my batteries and I have to exercise with Hua Xu in the evening!"

The audience was overjoyed to see this, and they exercised so much that they obviously wanted to avoid this topic.

"Don't pretend to be dead, there must be something wrong with you!" Zhao Mo keenly sensed something was wrong and said with squinted eyes.

"Hey, hey, men and women are allowed to have sex, don't be ridiculous!" Shen Huai struggled, trying to escape.

"I don't, I have to figure it out!" Zhao Mo hugged Shen Huai tightly and wouldn't let him leave.

Shen Huai felt like his whole arm was about to sink in. The wrapping feeling was so amazing!

He was feeling happy in his heart, but was interrupted by Ayisha's words.

"Momo, let go of Brother Huai first, he won't run away!"

When Shen Huai saw this, he stopped and said with a wry smile: "Let go, let go, I won't leave!"

Zhao Mo let go of Shen Huai's hand, but still looked at him warily, fearing that he would escape.

Shen Huai's thoughts changed and he preemptively said, "Hua Xu, how did you complete the heart-thrilling challenge? Have you withstood the test of beauty?"

"I'm okay!" Lin Huaxu scratched his head and said with a naive smile, "I got two thousand!"

Damn it, is it okay to get two thousand?I've never seen you show off like this before!

Shen Huai was silent for a moment, then turned to ask Ayixia: "Xiaxia, what about you?"

Ayixia wrinkled her nose, with a bit of pride in her voice: "I also got two thousand..."

Just now when watching the handsome boy challenge, Ayixia would unconsciously compare those male internet celebrities with Shen Huai.

The result is self-evident. In terms of looks alone, those male internet celebrities are not worthy of carrying Shen Huai's shoes!
After hearing this cruel news, Shen Huai looked at Zhao Mo expressionlessly and asked sadly: "Did you also get two thousand?"

Zhao Mosan smiled and said softly: "No, I only got eight hundred..."

"Only eight hundred..." Shen Huai's eyes lit up and he immediately criticized bitterly, "Comrade Momo, your stance is not firm enough!

Just getting eight hundred proves that you are attracted to six male Internet celebrities, six of them, I am ashamed of you..."

Zhao Mo blushed at what Shen Huai said and couldn't help but lower his head.

But she quickly reacted, raised her head and stared directly at Shen Huai and asked, "What about you, how much did you get?"

Shen Huai's expression froze, and then he laughed and said, "Almost the same!"

Zhao Mo became more and more suspicious and sneered: "Don't tell me that you are less than me?"

"Almost the same!" Shen Huai replied with a smile.

"Only four hundred?" Zhao Mo couldn't help but widen his eyes. How could he have the face to criticize himself when he only had four hundred!
"Almost almost..." Shen Huai continued to pretend to be dead.

"Two hundred?" Zhao Mo asked tentatively, rolling his eyes to the sky.

At this time, Lin Huaxu and Ayixia both looked at Shen Huai with disbelief.

If there are only two hundred, it means that she is attracted to nine girls. Isn't this pure Neptune?
However, Shen Huai was silent for two seconds and still uttered those six words: "Almost almost..."

Zhao Mo was silent for a moment, then laughed.

"Ah Huai, just wait until you starve to death...hahahaha!"

　Chapter 4000 of 2 words~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)