Something's wrong with my undead

Chapter 144 Everyone has their own way of playing

Xiao Xiao Sa flew to Heine with Sa Tou.

The two of them also work together tacitly.

The bird is flying with its head inside the skull cavity and cannot see outside.

Dansa can always do it.

So at this time Mr. Sa became its eyes.

The two of them look into each other's eyes.

Although there is a time limit for sharing vision, since it is the head that can fly, there is no point in sharing it or not.

...

Mr. Sa: "Holy shit, what is this? The version has been updated again?"

Wei Dianyuan: "This is a big update. Have you seen the chat box?"

Mr. Sa: "What about me? Can you get one done for me too?"

...

of course.

Heine grabbed Mr. Sa's head, took out Little Sa, and then stuffed a brand new chat box into his soul fire.

The "plug-in" was installed, and after the simultaneous explanations by Heine and Wei Dianyu, Mr. Sa was immediately eager to try it.

But what should I do if I don’t have a body and can’t type on the keyboard...

His idea hit Xiao Sa.

Raise a bird for a thousand days, use it for a while.

on!

I saw the bird's beak tapping on the suspended keyboard.

Fortunately, a young windrider was mistaken for a woodpecker.

Heine was waiting with excitement on his face for Mr. Sa's first words to "shout out" to the world.

"Grass"

The font is still green, which suits the occasion.

Heine knew that he was referring to "a kind of plant", but he didn't know what the grandson was going to say.

He still had to pretend not to know.

"Does it mean plant?" he asked pretending to be curious.

...

Mr. Sa: "Hahahaha, he doesn't understand!"

Wei Dianyuan: "You are really Wu Dalang's sucker - you are jumping on your feet, don't wait until he understands later and you are finished."

Mr. Sa panicked: "That won't work. I have to make a sentence that is useful. How do you spell 'adopted father'? Can you get me a dictionary?"

Wei Dianyuan: "You're pretty imaginative. Do you think I look like a dictionary?"

...

When the book came to be used, Fang hated Shao. Mr. Sa racked his brains and tried his best, and finally let little Sa type out a line of words.

"Daddy, I am shorter than you."

Heine's expression froze.

Although he knew what the other party wanted to express, the mess of misspellings still made people nervous.

...

Wei Dianyuan: "You really don't regard yourself as a human being..."

Mr. Sa: "I'm scared. It's all typos and he can't understand it! By the way, how did you type that question mark? There are no other punctuation marks on this keyboard except for sentences."

Wei Dianyuan: "Your intelligence is too low, don't ask."

Mr. Sa: "Huh?? What do you mean? Is it still related to attributes?"

Wei Dianyuan: "What do you think? Brother's words can be enlarged or reduced and combined freely. The words typed by Brother Yang are all shining with gold. I think if I pick them off, I can use them as a 'punishment' to purify the undead."

Mr. Sa: "Holy shit, are you so awesome? And it also has attribute effects? Can Teacher Xia's chat bubble be invisible?"

Wei Dianyuan was stunned.

Heine was also stunned.

This is a question worth studying!

……

Sawmill.

Among the trees under the moonlight.

Lavan led several half-elf boys and girls of similar age to him, clumsily dancing the grid.

These are all people he met when he was idle.

There is actually no shortage of smart and motivated young people in the McCalla Mountains, but the Four-Nation Convention has also locked up their future.

But it's different now.

These have all been selected and tested, and now they are all here for training.

Originally they had complaints, but after seeing the miraculous stealth skills of the red-turbaned skeleton, none of them remained silent.

Even the elves in Cuiye Court are not that powerful, right?

Normally, the red-turbaned devil would stand by and supervise.

He would take a handful of pebbles and throw a pebble at anyone who stepped wrongly or made too big a move, accurately and hard, and the hit would hurt.

Fortunately Jianglu is not here.

If she were here, she would find that this is exactly the same way she teaches new recruits.

Suddenly, a curly-haired girl gasped and fell to the ground.

"I'm exhausted. I can't do it anymore. Lavan, please help me beg for mercy. Tell him that I have my period today and I can't hold on any longer."

"It's a skeleton, can it still understand this?" someone joked.

Lavan reminded: "I've been down for five seconds. Get up quickly. Be careful of stones!"

The girl shuddered and got up.

"Then I'd better train hard."

Suddenly, someone said: "It's gone!? The instructor is missing?" Rawan turned around and found that it seemed to be missing.

"Maybe he's invisible and still supervising us."

Everyone agreed.

This skeleton is very smart. They have been caught fishing for law enforcement not once or twice.

So five minutes...

ten minutes……

Half an hour later, these young people were all lying or sitting on the ground.

Only Rawan was still practicing hard.

"Ravan, he is really gone, don't scare yourself."

"That's right, it's okay to be lazy once in a while."

Before Lavan could answer, a line of dark purple things appeared where the eyes of several people met.

"You sons of bitches."

Several people jumped up from the ground as if their buttocks were burned, and fled in all directions.

Then a familiar red-hooded skeleton appears.

There is a new line of words on the top of the head.

"return."

Lawan hurriedly shouted: "Come back quickly, the instructor wants you to come back?"

"Who? Instructor?"

"Is that the instructor?"

"It really is!!"

A group of people ran back in a hurry, staring at Teacher Xia's head with fear and curiosity.

As if expecting something to pop out from there.

This is a bit difficult for Xia.

Not only did he not understand what these people were saying, he could only rely on guessing to understand.

Can't say any other words.

In addition to some basic vocabulary, he only knows a few swear words.

Instead of making a typo and making people laugh for the rest of your life, it's better to act cool.

He decided to imitate Brother Wei.

He walked over and patted Lavan on the shoulder, expressed his approval, and then left quietly.

As soon as he left, the group of people immediately surrounded Ravan.

"What is that?"

"What did it say to you?"

"Did your kid already know this?"

Looking into the curious eyes of this group of people, Rawan suddenly realized.

So he turned his head and escaped into the air.

slip!

……

On the airship parked in the lumberyard, Heine came to a conclusion after summarizing the different performances of the chat box on the three people.

It exhibits powerful soul-binding properties.

1. It has nothing to do with the body. Whether to be invisible or not depends on personal wishes.

For example, Teacher Xia, stealth is also applicable to chat messages.

But you can also prevent it from sneaking, and only then can others see it - including teammates.

This is the real world, and the protective concept of "teammates" does not exist.

2. Anything that is soul-bound can touch the keyboard, such as Xiao Xiaosha.

Little Sa can already type and has his own ideas.

Therefore, Mr. Sa's words of "baba" may not necessarily be what he thinks. It may also be that Xiao Sa loses irresponsibly.

At this time, Mr. Sa, who had a body, said "Auntie." above his head.

Then he asked in his mind: "Is this how you spell 'adopted father'?"

...

Ok.

Heine felt that it was not all Xiao Sa's interference.

The third and most important one.

This "chat message materialization" spell is linked to the intelligence attribute.

After a period of research, Brother Wei has been able to customize the size and position of chat bubbles.

He can poke giant flaming question marks into people's faces.

Who can withstand this double pressure...

Heine was considering adding a serious question mark to the keyboard.

But even though the product had so many flaws, the three of them still had a great time playing it.

Moreover, it also greatly stimulated their enthusiasm for learning.

Heine was pleased with this.

Then he waved to Karl and took him to the arena's magic circle.

It's not that I want to peel off his soul, but I want him to talk to the "mages" here.

　Ah, it’s New Year’s Eve today. I planned to take a day off, but as soon as I opened my eyes, it was already afternoon... So I’ll skip one chapter and I’ll also take a day off to go out and relax QAQ. I wish you all a happy New Year’s Day.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)