Tokyo: Starting from staying with my mother’s best friend

Chapter 66: Should you eat the food first or Fu Ji first?

"I'm hungry."

"Are you hungry?" Your Highness Fu Ji puffed out her chest, "Come on, eat quickly."

"No, let's not eat this yet..." Iinuma Isao resisted the urge to be distracted, and a simple child-like smile bloomed on his face, "I want to eat, I want to eat vegetables, can you cook it for me? I was born So far, I have never eaten food cooked by you..."

This look and tone made His Highness Fu Ji feel drunk all of a sudden.

"Wait for me here..."

The beautiful woman with her eyes wrapped in black cloth finally let him go.

She stood up and pushed open the door. After going out, she immediately locked the door from the outside.

"..."

Ionuma Isao had nothing to say.

He stood up and looked around the space.

It seemed to be deep underground, with no windows or lights on all sides.

The ceiling was of unknown height, with white gauze hanging down, and several long-bright lamps dimly illuminating the general scope of the space.

There are bookshelves with Buddhist scriptures, low tables covered with paper, and a meditation room with Buddha statues... The whole space is dimly lit, and even the golden body of the Buddha statue is dim and strange, making people feel like they are in a desolate mountain. Temple feeling.

Ionuma Isao turned around and confirmed that there was no second exit.

It was also confirmed that this was really a basement.

No modern facilities can be found here, it is equivalent to an ancient space completely isolated from the outside world.

"If I were really locked up here, I would rather die..."

Ionuma Isao muttered and touched his pocket.

The phone is still there, but it has been turned off. It should be Her Majesty Fuki's fault.

He turned on the phone and found that it was already noon, the mobile phone signal was one bar, and the notification bar showed that a mother called two hours ago.

It must be that her son's phone couldn't be reached, so she frantically called Fu Ji's number.

He clicked on his mother's phone and called back.

"Dudu-"

"Ah~"

As soon as the call was connected, my mother's disgusted voice came from the receiver.

"How can you still call me without Fu Ji breaking your pelvis? It's such a pity..."

Ionuma Isao asked funnyly: "When did you awaken the poisonous tongue attribute?"

"Yes, I am very poisonous. I am the most poisonous mother in the world!" The mother said in a cold tone, choking her son in an indifferent tone, "Even if you are locked up by Fu Ji for the rest of your life, I will not care about you for a second, listen. Do you understand?"

"47 missed calls!"

"..."

There was an instant silence on the other end of the microphone.

Even from thousands of kilometers away, Ionuma Isao could see that all ten of his mother's cute toes were curled up in embarrassment.

"Humph!"

Mom forced herself not to care.

"Humph!"

"Hum hum!"

He turned into a pig again.

Every time she felt embarrassed in front of her son, she would behave like this and act cute.

"Mom, just tell me if you care, I won't laugh at you..." Ionuma Isao couldn't help laughing.

The old lady was immediately dissatisfied and said, "Are you laughing at me?"

"I just thought of happy things."

"What are you happy about?"

"Your precious son has just withstood the test of Your Highness!"

"What did you test?"

"My filial piety towards you."

"How is your filial piety towards me?"

"There is no second day in the sky, and there is no second mother in the heart! Miss Xun, I will only love you forever!"

"Pfft~"

My mother couldn't help laughing and let out a burst of laughter like silver bells.

The irritation of not answering 47 calls in a row and the depression of handing his son to another woman were dispelled in the laughter.

After laughing, my mother snorted softly and scolded arrogantly: "Ionuma Isao, I didn't teach you to be glib! It's been less than a month since I went to Tokyo, and you've already learned bad things, haven't you?"

"I only treat you glibly!" Ionuma Isao said loyally.

My mother’s tone was cold: “You’d better keep your word!”

Ionuma Isao: "..."

This tigress in the house is very scary.

Her strength is so strong that she can easily kill a 200 kilogram wild boar with one punch, which is terrifying.

"Mom, I'm locked up in the basement now."

"You deserve it!" "Stop talking sarcastically and tell me why Your Highness Fuki hates you?"

"This, how did I know..."

My mother's voice sounded very guilty and lacking confidence.

Ionuma Isao said angrily: "Have you been preventing her from seeing me for the past 12 years?"

"...I, I didn't do anything wrong!" My mother maintained her momentum and complained angrily to her son, "You don't even know that Fu Ji is so perverted in her heart! She regards you as her own son in her heart, I don't Be careful, she might steal you away in the middle of the night.”

"You think everyone is as sick as you..."

"What did you say!"

Mom's voice instantly rose eight tones.

"No, it's nothing..." Ionuma Isao quickly changed the subject, "I have another question, what's going on with her physique?"

"What physique?"

"Her food production is long-lasting and abundant, unlike humans..."

"It wasn't originally!" Mom said with certainty.

For more than ten years, she has been bragging in front of her son every day, saying that she chatted and laughed with the three great demons in the past and was worthy of the Amaterasu sisters. This led her son to subconsciously accept that there are demons and ghosts in this world, even though he has never discovered anything extraordinary since he was a child. thing.

"What monster?" Ionuma Isao asked curiously.

The mother snorted and said disgustedly: "Who else can steal children everywhere except that bird?"

understood!

Girl caught the bird!
This bird is also known as the Girl of the Emperor of Heaven.

She puts on the feathers and becomes a bird, but takes off the feathers and becomes a woman.

She will not give birth to any offspring herself, but will only steal the chicks of other birds, always stealing the chicks at night.

After turning into a woman, she took away human babies and raised them.

In this way, it can explain why Her Highness's food production is so sufficient and lasting.

After all, babies can be stolen year-round. If food cannot be supplied year-round, the stolen babies will starve to death... The monster's physique is really amazing.

Iinuma Isao thought for a while and asked: "In the past 12 years, has she often tried to steal me away in the middle of the night?"

"Tch, how is that possible! Am I the kind of passive defensive person?" My mother puffed up her chest and said quite proudly: "In the second year after you were weaned, I used a little trick to trap her in Tokyo. , I will never set foot in Hokkaido again.”

Suddenly, Ionuma Isao seemed to understand why Fu Ji hated her mother.

"What on earth did you do!" he shouted angrily.

"Just, I just found someone, married her off, and let her have a baby by herself and not worry about my baby. But she, such a fool, kicked that person into a vegetative state, and that person's family was furious, swearing We need justice! Your mother and I will take advantage of this opportunity to use our wisdom and wisdom, and finally punish her to be imprisoned in a Buddhist temple for a hundred years without being allowed to go out."

"..."

Suddenly, Iinuma Isao was sweating all over his body.

Even if Fu Ji is not allowed to see her son, Fu Ji is forced to marry a prince.Fukuji refused and kicked the prince angrily. From then on, she could only live alone in the Buddhist temple and be a widow... If I were Fukuji, I would never be a bird in this life unless I killed you Kaoru Iinuma.

"mom……"

"what's up?"

"Let me change my last name."

"you dare!"

"I'm afraid that the royal family will kill me when they hear my name..."

"...Uh, ha, ha, ha, it's not that serious. He's just a prince. Their royal family can afford the loss. Besides, your mother is kind-hearted. If you want to blame me, don't blame me. Let them blame Fu Ji... "

"What other immoral things have you done? Tell me quickly, otherwise I won't even know how you tricked me to death!"

"No, no more..."

"Really gone?"

Far away in Hokkaido, my mother's eyes were evasive and her palms were sweating: "I've said it all! You don't believe my mother anymore, do you? Oh, my mother is so sad. Stop asking and ask about suicide again!"

"Okay, stop pretending!" Ionuma Isao sighed, "I have to find a way to get out of trouble now. Let's talk next time."

"Come on! Oh, by the way, Fu Ji's stuff contains her demonic power. Drink more."

"I try my best."

"But mom is warning you, squeeze it out and drink it from a bowl! If you dare to drink it directly with your mouth, I will fly to Tokyo and beat you to death!"

"Know it!"

Ionuma Isao hung up the phone.

Just in time, His Highness Fu Ji opened the door and came in, showing him a bright smile: "Would you like to eat the food first, or Fu Ji first?"

"I……"

Ionuma Isao was about to say let’s chat first.

As a result, as soon as His Highness Fu Ji put the food on the low table, she hugged him in her arms and whispered in his ear with a voice full of tenderness and love: "You'd better eat Fu Ji's first. It's been waiting for you." 12 years…”

"..."

Ionuma Isao instantly lost the strength to resist.

The warm and soft touch spreads from the face, and the sweet food flows into the esophagus. It is really a warm welcome...

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