Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 105 I’m glad I didn’t kick my dragon robe away.
Even in the open-minded Tang Dynasty, Li Longji and his son Li Long would be very explosive when they played together.

Like the matter between Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang, Li Shimin actually took a very open mind.After all, he was already old at the time, so Li Zhi would marry him, otherwise he wouldn't have kept boys like Li Xian.

But Li Longji is different. His son is still alive!It's so shameless!
Li Xian and Li Dan looked at each other, and their expressions were like the world-famous painting "The Scream", full of dramatic tension.

Li Zhi is okay, he is professional in this matter.

"I won't go into the specific details later. Anyway, it was very explosive." Li Qing sighed, "As for his extravagant life, I need to talk about it carefully."

"It is said that Concubine Yang likes to eat lychees, so he Li Sanlang asked fast horses to transport lychees from Lingnan and Shuzhong... Lingnan is thousands of miles away from the capital Chang'an. Transportation was inconvenient at that time, in order to allow the noble lady to eat them with full color, fragrance and flavor. In order to obtain fresh lychees, they had to send people to transport the freshly picked lychees to the capital at high speed. Therefore, a later generation, Du Mu, wrote a poem that goes, "When a concubine riding in the world of mortals laughs, no one knows that the lychees are coming."

"You actually did it for..."

Li Shimin had just slapped his belt twice when Li Qing stopped him.

"Hey, don't worry, Brother Li, here comes something more interesting." Li Qing was even amused by Li Longji's shamelessness. "Actually, Yang Yuhuan liked to eat pomegranates. After her death, the longevity king Li Xuan also carried pomegranates. I went to see her, not Lychee. It’s obvious that Yang Yuhuan took the blame for Li Longji.”

"As for Yang Yuhuan's beauty, it brings disaster to the country and the people..."

Li Qing was interrupted by Li Shimin halfway through speaking.

"What kind of beauty is a disaster! A disaster for the country and the people! It's just because the venerable man dare not directly scold him Li Longji!" Li Shimin never stopped holding the belt in his hand. "If he, Li Longji, is really working hard to govern and love the people, I don't believe that anyone can take him." Be confused!"

"Furthermore, if I were Yang Yuhuan, and I was living a good life with my husband at home, but was forcibly taken away by the shameless old man, I don't care whether you are from the Tang Dynasty or the Zhou Dynasty, I will take revenge on you first! "

"Brother Li is right!" Li Qing gave a thumbs up.

Frankly speaking, the root of everything lies entirely with Li Longji, who caused all of this.

With Li Sanlang's virtues, if Yang Yuhuan imitated the virtuous spirit of Empress Changsun, he might have been given a hada by Li Longji in a few days.

"Hit him! Beat him, this inhumane beast!" Li Danfa shouted, and received a response from Li Xiaosan.

"Aye is right! This Li Longji is a beast!"

"Aren't you Li Longji?" Li Zhi rested on a pillar and couldn't help but ask after hearing this.

"I, I will change my name to Li Chengji when I go back!" Li Xiaosan retorted as if he had been stepped on.

"It's good to have this awareness!" Li Shimin stretched out his hand and stroked Li Xiaosan's dog head with a smile, and did not forget to warn him at the end: "If you dare to be like him, don't blame me for not warning you!"

Li Xiaosan followed carefully and beat Li Longji more fiercely with his hands.

The late emperor's team fought from midnight to dawn the next morning. Li Longji was lying on the ground and saw that there was more air coming out and less air coming in.

I don’t blame them for being cruel. It’s true that after listening to Li Longji’s nonsense, any pig with a conscience will not even think about food and drink.

"Can we save him, Brother Li?" Li Qing asked, looking at Li Longji who was lying on the ground like mud.

"Why did you save him? It's a waste of air to live, a waste of land to die, and it's up to you, my dear brother, to be half-dead." Li Shimin looked at Li Longji with disgust, as if he were looking at a maggot.

Maggot Longji really is.

"Let me tell you beforehand, not only him, but also his prince Li Heng is not a good thing..." Li Qing inoculated Li Shimin, "In Chongzhi, these two are really worthy of being a good couple. "

"What's wrong with Li Heng?" Li Shimin was immediately alert, "What did that bastard do to him?"

"We'll talk about his affairs in the past. Let's deal with the matters here first." Li Qing didn't want to finish everything in one go. There were plenty of opportunities, so he wanted to deal with the matters in front of him first.

"It's not a problem to let him lie down. Let's bury him." Li Xiaosan suggested looking at Li Longji lying on the ground.

Who knew that after hearing this, Li Longji stopped pretending and Gulu stood up and begged for mercy again and again.

Because the movement was too large, Li Xiaosan was kicked to the side.

Li Xiaosan tugged on his dragon robe, looked at it distressedly, then kicked back with a flying kick.

"Li Longji! You are so despicable! Look at your flying kicks, you can't even knock the threads of my dragon robe away..."

Li Longji kept laughing. As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die. Just take a beating, but don't lose your life.

His life, like Xiaoqiang's, is not unforgiving. Most people who are depressed can only live for a year and a half. He even lived for six or seven years after "voluntarily" abdicating the throne, forcing himself to survive until he was the same age as his son. die.

The truth is that good people don’t live long, and disasters last for thousands of years.

When the ministers of the early dynasty came to the court, they were shocked to find that the emperor of the current dynasty was standing aside with a bruised nose and face, and there was a younger version of the emperor standing next to him like a groundhog, popping up from time to time to beat him; A domineering middle-aged man sat on the chair, and the late emperor, who had been dead for more than 40 years, stood respectfully beside him.

After Gao Lishi announced that the person standing above was Emperor Taizong, the officials couldn't help but burst into an uproar.

And when Gao Lishi informed the ministers that Emperor Taizong had put things right and saved Gao Xianzhi and Feng Changqing, all the ministers in the palace celebrated with their foreheads and hands, and even Yang Guozhong was no exception and took a deep breath.

Soon he couldn't be happy anymore. The imperial edict announced that all Yang Guozhong and his party were demoted from the capital. The culprit Yang Guozhong was sentenced to death and all his sisters were exiled.

It's not that they are involved, after all, Yang Yuhuan's sisters are more humanoid than the last. Not only are they happy with Li Longji and Yang Guozhong every day, but they also work harder than the others when it comes to bullying good people.

As for Bian Lingcheng, who had framed Zhongliang, he rushed to have an operation at noon and abandoned the city in half.

The imperial concubine Yang Yuhuan asked herself to become a monk, but due to the pleading of King Shou Li Ling, she returned to the palace of King Shou.

Li Xiaosan looked at Yang Yuhuan, who was nearly forty years old, and couldn't help but said: "Is there something wrong with Li Longji's brain?"

He is right to say that, men always like those who are eighteen years old. It is a bit unrealistic to expect Li Xiaosan to like someone who is old enough to be Yang Yuhuan. After all, he is Li Longji, not Cao Mengde.

"From now on, Emperor Li Longji will be deposed from the throne!" Li Shimin announced in a deep voice, "Li Dan will temporarily supervise the Tianbao Dynasty. Li Bi will be summoned to join the court and temporarily assume the position of right minister to assist the supervising emperor in governing the country!"

As a famous official in this period, Li Qing only thought of Li Mi for the time being, so under his recommendation, Li Shimin directly promoted him from a white man to the right prime minister without even thinking about it.

Before the ministers could say anything, Li Dan plopped down and knelt down.

"Xulun has little talent and little talent, and it is difficult for him to hold a big position. Please ask Grandpa Huang to hire someone more talented!"

He really didn't want to get involved with these messy things. He thought that after Tang Long's coup, if Princess Taiping and Li Longji hadn't come up and forced him to take over, he wouldn't have bothered to be that bad emperor.

You wake up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog. Why not raise flowers and grow vegetables? Isn’t that much more fun than being an emperor?

"I have decided that you will supervise the country." Li Shimin's tone left no room for doubt.

The ministers immediately held up the wat board and bowed and shouted in unison: "Taizong Shengming! I will obey Emperor Taizong's decree!"

Okay, let’s not say it’s an imperial edict, it’s directly become a legal edict.

"I will temporarily take charge of this thief-defeating marshal." Li Shimin looked around at the ministers, and with one sentence, he took the position that originally belonged to Prince Rong Li Wan.

The ministers couldn't help but look at each other, what?The head coach is warming up?Emperor Taizong is going to go out and confront the rebels personally?
If it were Li Longji who did this, maybe someone would come out to object.But this is Emperor Taizong, and he is a professional when it comes to fighting.

Li Longji belongs to the category where others beg him not to micro-manage, while Li Shimin belongs to the category where others beg him to micro-manage. This is the difference.

After the court ended, Li Qing held a Snickers bar in his mouth, looked at Li Shimin who was lacking in interest, and couldn't help but said: "Brother Li, I see you are not very happy, how about I tell you a joke?"

"No, don't talk about it..." Li Shimin waved his hands and refused. He was almost suffering from PTSD from Li Qing's joke.

Li Zhi's eyes lit up: "Uncle can also tell jokes, tell them quickly!"

Li Qing cleared his throat and spoke with the expectant eyes of others: "Let me ask you a question. If Li Longji, An Lushan, and Yang Guozhong were boating on the lake together, and the boat suddenly leaked, who would be saved?"

Li Zhi and his two sons, look at me and I look at you.

"Li Longji?" Li Dan asked tentatively.

Li Qing shook his head.

"That...is Yang Guozhong?" Li Zhi suddenly asked.

"Not at all."

"Then it can't be An Lushan, right?" Li Xian chewed the toothbrush seeds and said.

Before Li Qing could speak, Li Shimin sighed and interjected: "Do you still have to ask? If these three bitches fell into the lake, wouldn't our Datang be saved?"

Li Xiaosan couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.

"Why are you laughing! Aren't you Li Longji?" Li Dan turned around with a look of fatherly love.

Li Xiaosan covered his head in grievance, not daring to get angry or speak.

"Okay, you can stay here to handle government affairs," Li Shimin said to Li Dan. "Logistics support work must be done well. Tongguan must not make any mistakes."

"Grandpa Huang, when will I end my supervision of the country..." Li Dan asked worriedly, "The flowers and plants raised in my Manna Palace..."

"My dear, how long has it been, and I'm still thinking about your flowers and plants!" Li Xiaosan hated his father and said, "When my son goes back, he will send someone to take care of your garden. Don't worry."

……

Tongguan, Jieshuai Mansion.

Li Shimin, dressed in military uniform, sat in the main seat.

"See His Majesty Taizong!"

"The generals are flat."

Li Shimin signaled everyone to stand up, and then said: "There is no Taizong in the army, and now I am the marshal against thieves."

Feng Changqing was the first to understand and quickly bowed and changed his words: "See the Marshal!"

Others immediately changed their tune.Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction. In a trance, he seemed to have returned to the age when he was 20 years old and conquering the world with high spirits.

"It's business as usual in Tongguan." Li Shimin did not give random orders, but made a detailed analysis based on the actual situation. "The thieves' army is powerful, and our army is not trained enough, so we should not rush into battle."

"Also, in my name, send a letter to An Lushan." Li Shimin's eyes were sharp, "Just tell him that he is no match for me and let him get out of here as soon as possible!"

……

Luoyang City, Luoyang Palace.

An Lushan looked at the letter in his hand and couldn't help but became furious.The flesh on his fat body also trembled with the movements, looking like a moving mountain of flesh.

"Someone! Somebody!"

Soon the guards outside came in.

"Jie Shuai!"

Since An Lushan had not yet ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, he was still proclaimed Commander-in-Chief at this time.

"What about the messenger? Skin him and send him back to Tongguan!"

An Lushan's beard and hair were spread out, and his eyes were as wide as those of an ox.

The guard opened his mouth but made no move. No words came out for a long time.

"Are you deaf?" An Lushan picked up the teacup on the table and threw it at the guard.

The guard did not dare to rub it, but just knelt on the ground and said: "Then... the messenger has run away. I don't know what medicine he took. He ran faster than a rabbit. Even the brothers on horseback couldn't catch up with him... "

What medicine did you take?That's not the case, the messenger just wore a pair of shoes called "X Steps" given to him by Li Qing. It is said that he felt "like flying" when wearing them.

If you don’t look at the advertisements to see the efficacy, the Messenger is indeed flying a little low in the eyes of the rebels.

"Trash! You are all trash!" An Lushan turned into a table-cleaning master and turned the table over: "You are pretending to be a ghost! Do you really think I can't be deceived? What kind of lies are you making up? Why did Taizong Xiansheng write a letter to me in person? !?"

"If Li Tang Taizong shows up, if he doesn't beat Li Longji into a dog's brain first, how can he come to trouble me first? Please make up the lies more convincingly!"

How did An Lushan know that Li Shimin really showed up and beat Li Longji violently before coming to trouble him?

"Enshuai," Yan Zhuang, a confidant sitting nearby, advised in a low voice: "I'm afraid this is a trick of the Tang army to lure the enemy. They want to inspire Enshuai to attack Tongguan. They are waiting for work and take advantage of Tongguan to kill our army."

"What you said makes sense." An Lushan stroked his curly beard and said with an expression of wisdom: "I have long expected that this is the method of provoking the generals of the Tang Army. How can I deceive him with my little skill?" Do I have handsome eyes?"

Yan Zhuang immediately flattered him: "There is no sage without mercy..."

An Lushan immediately waved his hand: "Hey, the word sage is used to describe the emperor. It is obviously inappropriate to describe this handsome man as a rough man. Don't use the wrong word in the future."

"The words of Enshuai are wrong," Yan Zhuang immediately stepped forward and flattered him: "Since Enshuai raised his army, he swept across the Tang army like a ruthless force. Everywhere he went, the city looked down on the wind, and all men, women, old and young welcomed him wholeheartedly. Such enthusiasm Vitality, the realm of all things competing, is still before our eyes.”

"This just shows that the commander-in-chief has won the hearts of the people and has inherited the destiny of heaven. He will definitely replace him with Tang Dynasty and achieve great achievements!"

(There will be another chapter later. I’ve had diarrhea since I woke up this morning, so I’ll take a rest first)
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