Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 111 Do you believe that I can make everyone here cry with just one song?

Li Qing finally understood why Empress Changsun was rejected by Li Shimin. This guy fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow and fell asleep extremely quickly.I also like to snore, and the sound is like a four-cylinder engine.Li Qing spent the night leaning on the pillow with dull eyes, and his head turned into a bell and a drum set like Tom who was tortured by Jerry.

It's hard to say that she didn't kick Li Shimin out just to get some rest.

The next morning, when Li Shimin woke up, he saw Li Qing lying on the bed scrolling through his mobile phone. He couldn't help but stretch and said with a smile: "My dear brother, you got up very early..."

"I didn't sleep at all!" Li Qing glanced at Li Shimin full of resentment.

"Ah? Why don't you sleep? Is it because you're not sleepy?" Li Shimin asked in confusion.

Li Qing:  …

"Brother Li, don't you have any concerns about your snoring?" Li Qing finally couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Am I snoring? How is it possible? How is it possible that I am snoring!" Li Shimin waved his hand: "Impossible, absolutely impossible..."

Li Qing turned on the recording on his cell phone with an expressionless expression and placed it in front of Li Shimin.

Waves of snoring came from the phone, and Li Shimin's face gradually stiffened.

"Ah, this... okay." There was so much evidence that he couldn't help but admit it, "Then why has no one told me before?"

"Sister-in-law is trying to save face for you. It's too late for other sisters-in-law to keep you, so why would you dislike her?" Li Qing glanced at Li Shimin with disgust: "That means I have evidence in my hand that can hammer you down, otherwise you are like this I’ll never realize it in my life!”

"You..." Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh: "The only ones in the world who dare to despise me are you and your sister-in-law."

"You are the only one who can be so confident..." Li Qing said weakly, "Forget it, let's have breakfast first..."

This is the first time for Li Shimin to experience the novel breakfast here in Li Qing.The steamed dumplings stuffed with dried intestines are dried in three drawers, which looks like a long whale sucking in hundreds of rivers.

When Shangguan Wan'er left with the cage, Li Shimin looked at Li Qing suspiciously for a long time and clicked his tongue.

"What are you looking at?" Li Qing felt a little guilty.

"Brother Xian, are you... can't do it?" Li Shimin muttered a little guilty. If brother Xian really can't do it, wouldn't it delay my sister for the rest of her life?
"What's wrong?" Li Qing was confused.

"Then Shangguan Wan'er is still a virgin, and you are not tempted at all to keep such a beautiful woman at home?" Li Shimin asked very manly.

Li Qing rolled his eyes: "First of all, I am very good; secondly, you don't even look at where I have been during this time; finally, I am very good!"

"I can rest assured that."

Li Shimin said, taking the last steamed bun from Li Qing's basket and stuffing it into his mouth.

Since he asked the prince to take the king of Wu and Wei to supervise the country, Li Shimin gradually felt that he had no government affairs and was light-hearted.There's no need to go to court in the morning. It's nice to take Yuan Nu and stroll around the palace for a while.

Empress Changsun also liked Yuan Nu very much, because Yuan Nu called her Aniang at the first sight.

"This child..." Queen Changsun rubbed Yuan Nu's head happily, thinking that this little bird was much more obedient than the young slave.

Before going to Tianbao to clean up the mess in the 15th year, Li Shimin wanted to make Yuan Nu a king, but he was afraid that Wei Zheng would come forward to remonstrate, so the matter has been stuck.Seeing that Queen Changsun was back, he wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to settle the matter.

However, as soon as he entered the Li Zheng Hall, he saw Changsun Wuji hugging Li Zhi and crying like a child weighing more than 200 kilograms.

"Auxiliary machine, who are you?" As soon as Li Shimin stretched out his hand, Yuan Nu flew to the side of Queen Changsun.

"Aniang, Aniang!" Yuannu suddenly flapped his wings and shouted at Empress Changsun.

"Be good." Empress Changsun's eyes turned into crescent moons as she stretched out her hand to rub Yuan Nu's head.

"Reward a pine, reward a pine..." Yuan Nu yelled and acted coquettishly.

Queen Changsun then took out a few pine nuts from the box on the table and put them into Yuan Nu's mouth. Yuan Nu cooed excitedly after receiving the reward.

"Auntie is so good!"

Empress Changsun:  …

Suddenly I regretted rewarding him with a pine nut. What should I do?
Li Shimin was a little jealous at first, but when he saw Yuan Nu's filial piety, he couldn't help but smile knowingly.

Hearing Li Shimin's voice, Changsun Wuji quickly turned around to greet him: "Your Majesty..."

"Hey, you don't need to be polite when you meet your family." Li Shimin quickly stopped his uncle's greetings.

After standing up, Changsun Wuji knelt down and thanked Li Qing again and again. After Li Qing helped him stand up, Li Shimin said, "It just so happens that the auxiliary machine is here today. Why don't we go to the New Army to see what Mao Gong and the others are training?" How was the result?"

"Hey, this is a good suggestion." Li Qing said in agreement: "I happen to have quite a lot of experience in this area and would like to give some guidance."

He really didn't blow it off. In terms of professionalism in modern infantry formation training, he was really one of the best in the Tang Dynasty.

The suburbs of Beijing where the new army was located were not close to the palace city. Since Li Qing couldn't ride a horse and didn't want to ride in a carriage, he took out the Hummer again.

"What...what is this?" Changsun Wuji asked, half surprised and half envious.

"Here, this is a Hummer." Li Shimin put one hand on his hips and stroked the body of the Hummer with the other hand: "During the Tianbao Year, my dear brother promised to give me this car."

"I haven't forgotten, I'll give it to you..." Li Qing waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up and get in the car...Brother Li, take the passenger seat, and I'll teach you how to drive."

"Okay!" Li Shimin climbed into the car with eyes shining.

"I let you sit in the passenger seat, not the driver's seat." Li Qing looked at Li Shimin who was sitting in the driver's seat with a dark face.

Li Shimin got out of the car and changed seats with his face neither red nor white, and even grumbled that his good brother was really stingy.

Li Qing gave him a blank look and didn't care about him.

When they arrived at the open space on the outskirts of the city, Li Shimin insisted on driving up and trying to drive.Li Qing had no choice but to give up the driving seat to him.

Then there was nothing more. Li Shimin held the steering wheel and looked at each other with Li Qing.

"Brother, why doesn't this car move?"

Li Qing explained it to him for a long time, but Li Shimin still couldn't learn it.

In a hurry, Li Qing remembered the story of Zhang Xiaohua teaching Xiang Yu how to drive, so he said: "Just think that you are riding a horse. Lighting the fire is equivalent to putting a saddle on the horse, indicating that you want to ride him; release the handbrake, that is Unlock the reins; step on the clutch, which means you get on the horse's back; put it into gear, which means you nudge the horse's belly; then release the clutch and apply the gas - which means you whip him... Hey, don't you think he's running now? "

Li Shimin glanced at Li Qing suspiciously: "Don't you know how to ride a horse? You are right."

"I've never ridden any creature before, why didn't I ask you to force me out?" Li Qing said angrily.Li Shimin is indeed a man who can run thousands of miles. He learned to ride a bicycle really quickly.The car was driving at a fast pace along the way. Looking at his high-spirited appearance, some people thought he had come down from Huaguo Mountain.

There is nothing wrong with that sentence. Men will remain young until they die.

Changsun Wuji, who was sitting in the back seat, was holding on to the upper armrest with his right hand. His knuckles were turning white and his toes were being dug into. He looked forward with a pale face and gasped for air.

The two people sitting in front didn't notice at all that there was a scared person behind. Li Shimin drove the car and drove rampantly, not like a novice at all.

When he arrived at the gate of the military camp, Li Shimin stepped on the brakes and swung the steering wheel. The whole car turned sideways and stopped parallel to the gate of the military camp with a creak.

"Oh, it's all drifting, brother Li?" Li Qing extended his thumb and praised.

"So-so." Li Shimin was very impressed. Before he got off the car, he looked back and saw Changsun Wuji sitting there motionless with his eyes blank.

"Auxiliary machine, what's wrong with you?" Li Shimin quickly went over to help him open the car door and reached out to shake him.

Changsun Wuji waved his hand to express that he was fine.He straightened his robes, stepped out of the car with a figure-footed step, and stretched out his hands to comb his hair with high spirits——

Then he opened his mouth and spat all over the floor.

"It's normal to get motion sickness when you're riding a car for the first time." Li Qing said to the worried Li Shimin, then took out a bottle of water and handed it to Changsun Wuji: "On the hour?"

"Thank you, King Qin." Changsun Wuji did not forget to thank him, and drank the water.

Fortunately, he drank this kind of mineral water when he was in Zhengshitang and knew how to twist the bottle cap.

The roads on the outskirts of Chang'an are really uneven and full of potholes. Normally I don't notice them when I'm running, but this time I really felt the potholes when I was riding in a car.This is the effect of the Hummer's shock absorption. If it were replaced by another car, Changsun Wuji would probably vomit out his overnight meal.

The soldiers guarding the gate of the camp saw Li Shimin getting out of the car and immediately came forward to pay homage.

"Excuse me, where is the British prince?" Li Shimin signaled the soldiers to stand up.

After receiving the communication, Li Ji quickly came with his people. After some pleasantries, Li Ji led the three people into the military camp.

The uniforms of the new army were finalized and a style similar to that of the Old Guard was chosen.As for the training results during the review, the results were pretty good, especially in terms of shooting. Whether it was salvo shooting or round shooting, the results were good.

The problem with this queue is that it is not very neat no matter how you look at it.

Li Qing thought for a moment and finally thought of the problem.

"Modern and modern armies must have marching music when marching, um... like this." Li Qing said, taking out a small speaker and playing the split march music commonly used in military training in later generations.

"Did you see? The accent of each drum beat is stepped on the left foot." Li Qing said while giving a demonstration to everyone: "In this way, it can not only make the queue uniform, but also the exciting music can enhance the It improves the morale of the army and relieves the tension of the soldiers.”

Li Ji suddenly realized that as a battle-hardened veteran, how could he not understand the magical function of this march?

"In addition, some military songs can also be sung in the army to gather the centripetal force of the army," Li Qing said with a smile, "just like the music of King Qin breaking the formation, but to be honest, the music of King Qin breaking the formation is a bit high-brow, to be honest , excellent and down-to-earth music can resonate with soldiers."

When Li Qing said that "The Music of the King of Qin Breaking the Formation" was a high-pitched and mediocre song, Li Shimin immediately expressed his displeasure: "I don't believe there is any music that can resonate more with the soldiers than "The Music of the King of Qin Breaking the Formation"."

"Really?" Li Qing hiccupped twice in his throat: "Do you believe that just these new recruits in the military camp, I can make them cry with just a few words?"

"I have heard that the emperor of the Han Dynasty ordered the soldiers of the Han army to surround Xiang Yu and sing Chu songs to undermine the morale of the Chu army. But now the camp is full of good families from Chang'an, and I am afraid that no song can arouse their homesickness. Love?" Li Shimin was the first to express disbelief.

"You do not believe?"

"I don't believe it." Li Shimin shook his head.

"Then what should we bet on?" Li Qing asked.

"No gambling." Li Shimin shook his head simply.

Hey, I'm really impressed by you, you old man...

Li Qing turned to Li Ji and said, "Mr. British, you go and choose a hundred soldiers. I must use the Mo Dao to stab the butt of our Emperor today!"

Li Ji cupped his fists and walked away. Li Shimin asked in confusion: "Xian brother, why is Mo Dao stabbing the butt?"

"Open your eyes!" Li Qing rolled his eyes.

Li Ji quickly selected a hundred elite soldiers. In fact, he didn't really believe Li Qing's statement that "a few sentences can make people cry."So when selecting people, he held back his bad intentions and specially selected a hundred capable soldiers.

Everyone sat down around Li Qing, who turned on the stereo and began to choose accompaniment.

A melancholy erhu sound came, like resentment, admiration, weeping and complaining.

Li Shimin and Li Ji looked at each other and couldn't help but feel guilty.

Damn it, this guy can’t really do it, can he?
According to "Guangya Shiqin", "Mom, mother.", so Li Qing was not worried that they would not understand what mother meant.

Clearing his throat, Li Qing began to sing passionately.

"The cold wind blows the leaves, and the army is a green flower."

"Dear comrade, don't miss home, don't miss your mother..."

"My voice calls me day and night, so many words from my heart."

"Don't shed tears when we say goodbye. The military camp is our warm home."

"Mom, don't worry, my child has grown up."

"Standing on guard duty is to protect the country. We are not afraid of wind or rain."

"My heartfelt blessings to my mother, may she be healthy and live a long life."

"I'll go home when I'm celebrating, and come visit my good mother again..."

*The sadness value from Wang Wu +2, the sadness value from Sun Laohan +3
*The sadness value from Changsun Wuji is +200, and the sadness value from Li Ji is +200
*Sadness value from Li Shimin +5000
The lethality of this forbidden song for new recruits is undoubtedly that of a nuclear explosion. It can be said that "the song is sung in the morning, the thought is lost at noon, the wall is climbed in the afternoon, the home arrives at night, and the door is opened by the instructor."Excellent songs are like poetry, they can resonate with people even after a long time.The same goes for this song. Not only the soldiers, but also Li Ji and Changsun Wuji who were sitting next to them shed tears.

Not to mention Li Shimin, who had well-developed tear ducts. Sitting there, he couldn't help but miss Empress Taimu.

After Li Qing finished singing, he looked at Brother Li, who had transformed into a crybaby of the Tang Dynasty, and couldn't help but asked proudly: "Brother Li, have you replied to your letter this time?"

Li Shimin choked and covered his face with his sleeve, waving his other hand randomly at Li Qing.

(End of this chapter)