Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 127 What kind of look is this?Quite unique

When Empress Dowager Dou said "Who said women are inferior to men", Li Longji initially thought he was referring to the way of governing the country, but the next moment he was tied to the side hall, Li Longji realized that Empress Dowager Dou was referring to beating people.

Indeed, compared to men, women's beatings are not as heavy as mountains, but as pervasive as water - just beating people. Princess Taiping didn't know who she learned from, tied Li Longji there, and put his shoes on As soon as he took off his socks, he started tickling the soles of his feet with a feather duster.

As we all know, the products produced by Li Qing not only hurt people when they hit people, but also had a more obvious bonus effect on treating itchiness.Li Longji, who was originally beaten until he cried like a ghost and howled like a wolf, was just begging for mercy. After being tickled, he cried and laughed like a madman, saying "he just wants to die quickly."

Good guy, but when you think about the evil things he has done, no one will sympathize with him.

She was still a little soft-hearted at first, but when Princess Taiping thought about how Datang allowed him to misfortune his virtue, she couldn't help but become more forceful.

But what made her happy was that Li Longji finally left behind the two sons she had with Xue Lang.

After the first round of education, Li Qing came to the side hall and saw Li Longji comparing sixes with one hand and sevens with the other, staring blankly with his mouth crooked and his eyes squinting. He couldn't help but feel happy.

"Oh my, what kind of look is this? It's very unique!" Li Qing sighed and stretched out his hand to imitate Li Longji's movements: "It's very six plus seven?"

"Li Qing! I also have dignity! You can't humiliate me like this!" Li Longji shouted sadly and angrily.

"Oh shit, how dare you be rude to your great-uncle!" Li Xiaosan, who had just shamelessly arrived at the Zhenguan Dynasty, sprang out from behind Li Qing, holding a belt in his hand: "You bitch, how dare you mess with me?" My aunt is angry! Watch her get beaten!"

In fact, Li Qing didn't go to him at first, but this kid took the initiative to send a message to Li Qing, saying that he wanted to go to Zhenguan Dynasty to talk about family happiness together, and asked his great-uncle to give him a chance.

Li Qing saw that he probably wanted to secretly put eye drops on Li Shimin so that Empress Dowager Dou Hongwen would beat him up.

Princess Taiping sat aside and watched the battle, with a question mark on her face after hearing these words.

Your co-author is not Li Longji, right?

But she didn't care so much if she could see old Li Longji being beaten.Having said that, old Li Longji was the one who really sent her to death, and this little Li Longji at least hasn't done so yet.

Li Xiaosan fought very hard, as if Li Longji was the enemy who killed his father - which is true, after all, Li Longji was the culprit who personally pushed his prosperous Tang Dynasty down the mountain, and also caused his evaluation to deteriorate sharply. one of the reasons.

"How could you do this to me!" Li Longji looked at Li Xiaosan angrily: "I was once you, but you will eventually be me!"

This curse, which was almost like a prophecy, made Li Longji very angry.

I think that since Li Xiaosan learned about the lessons of later generations, he has been pushing himself and working hard, not daring to slack off at all.Now this vicious old man dares to curse himself to be like him?This is no longer an ordinary curse, it is simply vicious to the extreme.

"Me?" Li Xiaosan groaned, and slapped Li Longji with his belt: "Me! Me! Dog-footed me! Tell you! If you dare to call yourself me again, beware of my big-eared melon seeds!"

"Isn't it okay that I was wrong? As for treating me like this?" Li Longji whimpered: "Isn't it just running away from Chang'an? It's not a big deal..."

He really didn't understand. It was just abandoning Chang'an. At most, he would add a few unjust killings of generals, but he didn't regret it at all.

"It seems that you don't realize where you went wrong." Li Xiaosan couldn't help but laugh. He turned around and shouted: "Lingmei! Lingmei?"

Queen Wang, who was dressed in a rich dress, walked in with her head held high. Li Xiaosan leaned over and muttered a few words. Wang Ling nodded and walked out a short while later, bringing in a four or five-year-old child.

Seeing the child, Li Longji made a sound of "ho ho" and said nothing for a long time.

*Remorse value from Li Longji +1000
Li Qing glanced at Li Longji in surprise. He didn't expect that this weakling Li Longji would still feel regretful.

However, he thought wrong. What Li Longji regretted was why he followed him.

"Ying'er, this belt is for you!" Li Xiaosan pointed at Li Longji and said, "Go and whip him for Aye!"

Li Xiaosan's intention was good, he wanted Li Ying to be heartbroken.

However, he did not expect that his future self would even pick up ashes, so what does it mean to kill a son?Sprinkle some water...I won't be punished at all.

What plum onions.

Li Ying looked at Li Longji confusedly, then looked up at Li Xiaosan, giggling: "Aye, this man looks similar to you..."

Li Xiaosan thought to himself, "Hey, whoever looks like him is a dog!"
"Go and beat him up!" Li Xiaosan said with a dark face.

"No, that man looks similar to Aye. If the child hits him, wouldn't it be disrespectful to Aye?" Li Ying said respectfully.

Li Xiaosan was stunned for a while, sighed helplessly, and reached out to touch Li Ying's head.

"Go on, go out and play with your grandfather and sister-in-law..." He sighed and waved his hand, asking him to go and play with Xiao Li Zhi and Li Mingda.

Li Ying cheered and ran out. He was still young and didn't know that much. He only knew that his grandfather, who was not much older than him, and his aunt who was about the same age as him were really good to him, especially his aunt. There are always countless snacks for him to eat.

I am happy here and don’t think about Kaiyuan anymore.

After Li Ying went out, Li Xiaosan stretched out his foot and kicked off a stool leg, pointed at Li Longji and yelled: "You're such a bastard, how can you be so ruthless as to attack such a benevolent and filial child? I won't beat him to death today." I swear I won’t be a human being after you, you old brat!”

Li Xiaosanbang knocked on Li Longji's leg.

Li Longji screamed, obviously his leg had been broken.

*Despair value from Li Longji +2000
"You beast! What's the use of staying in this world!" Li Xiaosan pointed at him tremblingly: "If I were you, I would have jumped down from the city gate building to avoid being poked in the back. It's better for you. So shameless!"

Li Longji twisted violently. This time, Li Xiaosan was not using the Seven Wolves. The physical damage caused by the stool legs being smashed was quite high.

"Great uncle, ignore him." Li Xiaosan looked at Li Longji angrily, "Let's..."

"Hey, New Year's Eve, let's wait until after the New Year." Li Qing took out a pill and stuffed it into Li Longji's mouth, and then stopped his wailing, "Now it's like listening to him laying here mourning, it's so unlucky. ." "Great uncle is right." Li Xiaosan nodded and bowed, extending his hand to let Li Qing go first: "How about great uncle, do you invite me first?"

"Yes." Li Qing gave Li Xiaosan a thoughtful look, "You kid, do you have something to ask me for? Just tell me if you have anything."

Li Xiaosan groaned, scratched his head and said with a smile: "As expected of my great-uncle, Xiaosan actually has something to ask you... Just look at Ling Mei's body. I have always wanted to have a child with her. What do you think? The queen has no children, even if I don't tell her, the courtiers will still have to poke her in the back secretly, right?"

"That's it?" Li Qing glanced at him and took out a pill from his pocket: "Let her eat this and there will be no problem."

Thinking that Li Xiaosan had contributed over one hundred thousand emotional points to himself, Li Qing didn't mind spending three to five hundred to reward him.

Look, what is the mentality of a fairy? Giving things to the emperor is just a "reward".

"Thank you, great uncle! Thank you, great uncle!" Li Xiaosan put the elixir in his arms as if it were a treasure. At least now, he still has a deep feeling for Wang Ling.

In addition, he learned his lesson and endured not accepting Concubine Wu Hui, so the harem in the Kaiyuan Dynasty was quite stable.

But having said that, he really coveted Concubine Wu Hui, and her appearance was indeed beyond his taste.But thinking of the consequences after taking in Concubine Wu Hui, Li Xiaosan couldn't help but endure it.

The most important thing is that they are afraid that Li Shimin and Li Qing will suddenly appear in the Manna Hall of Daming Palace.

Wang Ling is also a virtuous queen. Except for her palace fighting skills, which are negative, everything else is basically full.At the same time, she has a pretty good personality and treats the people in the palace like a spring breeze.When Concubine Wu Hui wanted to ask the palace officials to frame her, no one responded. After she was deposed, many palace people were sad for her.

This can also prove that she is very popular in the harem, but it is a pity that she is the queen of Hoshiyuki Kiniro.

Having said that, her brother Wang Shouyi is indeed her twin. He also has a negative political IQ, but he actually believes in such an extremely taboo thing as a thunder striking a tree to ask for a child...

But at least in terms of ability, it is still blameless.

"Besides, great-uncle." Li Xiaosan looked around and saw no one around him, so he whispered: "Well, um... I have a friend, but he has been a little powerless recently and feels like his body has been hollowed out..."

"Is the friend you are talking about yourself?" Li Qing looked at him with a half-smile, revealing his disguise.

Li Xiaosan smiled awkwardly and said: "Great uncle, it's boring to say this clearly..."

"Not interesting? But I think it's very interesting." Li Qing grumbled, and smiled under Li Xiaosan's begging eyes: "Don't worry, I understand what you mean. To your great-uncle, it's completely trivial."

As he spoke, he took out a pill and handed it to him.

"Here, I'll reward you, just eat it and you'll be fine." Li Qing said very cryptically: "Don't worry, it's received rave reviews, even your great-grandfather eats it."

"Great uncle, that's interesting." Li Xiaosan gave a thumbs up, took the elixir, and swallowed it without saying a word.

After feeling it for a while, Li Xiaosan took a deep breath and slowly exhaled it.

Now he doesn't think he's good, he feels he's too good now.

"Great-uncle is so interesting, so the mistress can't be less interesting." Li Xiaosan winked and said: "Great-uncle's palace is a bit deserted, how about the mistress adding some popularity to you?"

"I'm interested, but forget it." Li Qing reached out and patted him on the shoulder: "I'm very happy that you have this filial piety, but great uncle, I'm not very interested in this aspect."

Li Xiaosan nodded as if he understood, and then said: "Does great-uncle need gold, silver and jewelry? If I don't repay great-uncle, Xiaosan always feels guilty..."

"No need, what should I do with that thing?" Li Qing stretched out his leg and kicked him: "Governing your country well is the greatest reward for me."

After saying this, Li Qing stretched out his hand and hooked Li Xiaosan's neck, whispering in his ear: "I'm going to Wude Chao in a while, Uncle Li... Have you ever heard of the bad things Gaozu did?"

"All the family treasures!" Li Xiaosan's tone was decisive, without a trace of hesitation.

Li Xiaosan doesn't mind watching the excitement. Since the day Empress Dowager Dou returned, he has collected all the deeds about Li Yuan from the Wude Dynasty and the first year of Zhenguan to the ninth year of Zhenguan. He goes through it every morning when he gets up, and he is already familiar with it. mind.

It's hard to say what his motives were, but what is certain is that he definitely wanted to have fun.

Li Qing glanced at Li Xiaosan in surprise. He was so confident?It seems that you have prepared your homework well.

"About great-grandmother, your great-great-grandfather must be too embarrassed to talk about it, so you have to step in now..." Li Qingyi said pointedly: "I think it's better to let your great-great-grandmother vent her anger in one go. It’s better, this way it won’t be easy to turn over the small intestine afterwards, what do you think?”

Li Xiaosan's expression gradually became filial, and he nodded hurriedly and said: "What my uncle said is exactly what Xiaosan meant! Is this settled like this? When I go back, I will review the glorious deeds of great ancestor a few times, and I must let my great grandmother know her The old man needs to take a good breath of bad breath."

Finally, he asked hesitantly: "But... would my great-great-grandmother beat my great-great-grandmother? After all, he was his husband, and he was also the emperor..."

"You're overthinking it. It's not like you've never met your great-great-grandmother and don't know her character?" Li Qing glanced at him sideways: "Even if you forget something, you should still remember the records in various historical books, right?"

"That's right. How can a strange woman who hates me for not being a man and being unable to save my uncle's family from being in trouble, be a submissive little woman in front of her husband?" Li Longji couldn't help but shudder and quickly wiped away the cold sweat. : "Wu Dechao, please don't let Ling Mei go, I'm afraid she's a bad learner..."

"Oh? You mean, your great-great-grandmother is a bad person?" Li Qing teased.

Li Xiaosan immediately raised three fingers and swore loudly to the sky: "I'm not, I didn't, great uncle, don't talk nonsense..."

Seeing that Empress Dowager Dou was still chatting with Princess Taiping, Li Xiaosan couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and complained: "Great uncle, you are so bad. If my great-grandmother hears this, I will have to peel off my skin even if I die..."

"Well...then when are we going to Wude Chao?" he added.

"There's no rush. We'll wait until we get back from the Wuzhou Dynasty." Li Qing patted Li Longji on the shoulder with a smile, "Before that, you should review Gaozu's glorious deeds at home. Do you understand?"

"Xiaosan understands!" Li Longji immediately raised his hand and said, "Great uncle, don't worry, Xiaosan will definitely memorize all the great ancestor's deeds in detail, and there will be no omissions!"

(End of this chapter)