Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 132 What are you doing, ouch...

The relationship between giraffe and unicorn dates back to the Song and Ming Dynasties.

Although people in the Tang Dynasty had never seen a giraffe, it did not mean that Li Shimin did not want to take photos with a giraffe in the future.

With such a long neck and tall and strong body, Li Xiuning, who is 1.7 meters tall, looks a little small when riding on a giraffe.

Lao Li regrets it now. He regrets it very much. If he had known this, why would he come here with Di Renjie to join in the fun?It's okay now, the two of them left themselves to go to an unknown place to play, and left themselves here to accompany an old man to solve the case.

At night, Li Qing gritted his teeth and spent a huge amount of money to buy a portable hotel like the lollipop in Doraemon.

That portable hotel stands on this vast grassland, and it seems to be very harmonious with the surrounding environment.

The interior of the hotel is very large and fully equipped with living room, kitchen, bathroom, and even four bedrooms. Even if Li Shimin is added, it will be enough for him.

"Qiang Qiang Qiang~ Gourmet tablecloth!" Li Qing took out a tablecloth from the system and spread it on the table.

He extended his hand to the tablecloth and introduced it solemnly: "Just say the name of the food you want to eat to this tablecloth, and it will provide you with delicious meals."

Li Xiuning's eyes were filled with little stars. She groaned, put her hands into fists on her chest, and looked at the tablecloth in front of her expectantly.

So, Li Qing watched her staring at the tablecloth in a daze.

Just when he was about to talk, Li Shimin sent a WeChat message.

"Brother Xian, are you asleep?"

"No, it's just getting dark here, what's the matter?" Li Qing replied.

Li Shimin: "Ah? It's already late at night here. How come it's just dark over there?"

It also comes with a question QQ emoticon.

Li Qing: "It's a long story. If you have anything to say, please tell me quickly. My sister and I are preparing to eat."

Li Shimin: "What are you eating? (Saliva)"

Li Qing: "You tell me something first, and then I'll take a picture for you to see."

The display was typing for a while before I saw the message from Li Shimin: "We saw the county magistrate judging the case in the county government office. Do you think Zhang Chun and Wang Wu are the murderers?"

Li Qing thought about the plot for a moment, and thought that this should be the first case Li Ling Zengtai encountered, so he said to him: "These two are not murderers. Just go check it out with Mr. Huai tomorrow morning."

He dug a hole for Lao Li, and no matter what, he had to let Lao Li spend some time in jail.

When he looked up, he saw that Li Xiuning was still in a daze, as if he had died.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" he asked worriedly.

Li Xiuning finally came to her senses and wiped the saliva from her mouth: "I'm not... not asleep..."

"I'll give you some...what do you want to eat?" Li Qing asked with a smile.

"Meat!" Li Xiuning's eyes lit up.

Since he proposed this, Li Qing ordered a bunch of Texas Barbie Q's, then picked up a piece of steak, squeezed it, and recorded a juicy video for Li Shimin.

*Resentment value from Li Shimin +2000
Seeing that Lao Li didn't reply for a long time, Li Qing thought he was asleep, so he threw the phone aside.

After a while, the phone started beeping randomly. He picked it up and saw that Lao Li had sent him hundreds of "angry" emoticons.

In the inn in Huzhou, Li Shimin gritted his teeth and stared at his phone, pressing his growling stomach with one hand, wanting to rush to the other side of the phone and eat Li Qing.

"Good night." Li Qing sent a message, accompanied by a sumptuous meat feast on the table.

Lao Li couldn't bear it any longer. He pulled off his shoes and rushed to the table to drink some cold water.

I really feel like my intestines are almost turning green...

*Incompetent rage value from Li Shimin +2000
When Li Qing received the system prompt, he laughed out loud.

Seeing him smiling happily, Li Xiuning couldn't help but ask: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"Hahahahahaha..." Li Qing came over and pulled up the chat history on the top of his phone to show Li Xiuning: "Look, this is Lao Li. Look how angry I am with him."

When Li Xiuning saw the chat history on her phone, she couldn't help laughing and said: "You are such a bad friend... Hey, this painting looks like it. Can you take it out?"

She was referring to the photo of her riding a giraffe.

"Okay, let's talk about it after we get back."

Silent all night.

Before dawn the next day, Li Qing received news from Li Shimin.

"Brother Xian, Mr. Huai and I were investigating the scene together and were arrested by the county magistrate!"

Li Qing looked at it in a daze, yawned and replied "It's okay" to him, then stuffed his phone under the pillow and ignored him.

Li Shimin, who had been waiting for a long time for a reply, took a deep breath and held back for a long time without shouting.

After he hid his cell phone, he allowed the government officials to lock him and Di Renjie in jail.

After getting up, Li Qing took out his phone and checked it again, but didn't take it seriously. Di Renjie would also return as the Dragon King anyway, so he wasn't afraid.

He woke up Li Xiuning, who was still sleeping in, and began to prepare rice.

At noon, Li Qing was taking photos of Li Xiuning masturbating with a lion, and another message from Li Shimin came over.

"Brother, this Mr. Huai is actually Di Renjie?"

Li Qing began to edit the message: "I just said it's okay. Look, I scared you... How about, is Di Renjie still going to take you to investigate the case?"

In the corner that he didn't see, the lion next to Li Xiuning bared his teeth at her, but she punched him to the ground with a smile.

It seems that there is a reason for being able to eat. It may not be Li Xuanba who is born with supernatural powers, but Li Xiuning...

"The two of us are very much in sync with each other. Just now I said I wanted to find you, but he kept me here." Li Shimin said proudly.

Li Qing smiled and said nothing, but sent a few photos to Li Shimin.

"Dear brother! When things get better here, I will take my brother to play with this Suan Ni! (Silly laugh)"

Li Qing replied smoothly: "No problem."

"Hey, what about Suanni?" Li Qing looked at the empty place next to Li Xiuning and asked, scratching his head.

The lion was obviously given Momotaro meatballs, why was he so disobedient and actually ran away...

"I don't know, it ran away just now." Li Xiuning said innocently.

During dinner in the evening, Li Shimin’s WeChat message popped up again.

"Brother Xian, who are those two stewards of the Wu Mansion in the capital?"

"You talk to Di Renjie, Wu Xiaojie." Li Qing replied.Then he conveniently sent Li Shimin a video of Li Xiuning riding a zebra and galloping on the grassland.

Li Shimin, who is Hermes, suddenly became energetic and no longer cared about the case, sending a series of "lewd" expressions.

"Brother, what kind of horse is this? He is so handsome!"

"Zebra." Li Qingyan said concisely and concisely.

"Well, not as good as a Hummer." Li Shimin commented sharply.

Li Qing couldn't help but laugh. In this era, what horse can compare to a Hummer?Unless it was the era of later generations when Hummers were worse than Maxima.

When Li Qing was asleep that night, Li Shimin woke him up again with a WeChat message.

"Brother Li, please, it's midnight in Africa..." Li Qing sent him a voice message helplessly, "If there's anything you need, can't we talk about it in the morning?"

"It's a very important matter. Mr. Liu Chuanlin of Liujiazhuang is dead." Li Shimin said concisely and concisely.

Li Qing replied smoothly: "His father killed him. Okay, I'm going to sleep. You ask Di Renjie to pretend to be a sinister and deceive him."

"Oh." Li Shimin quickly replied with an OK expression.

In the evening, Li Qing, who had just tamed a rhino with Momotaro meatballs, received news from Li Shimin again.

"My dear brother, it really worked. Then Charlie Liu was detained and he confessed!"

Before he could reply to the message, Li Xiuning called him over there.

"Adi, Adi? Come and give me a hand. I can't sit firmly on this rhino's back..."

Li Qing hurriedly ran over and reached out to help Li Xiuning, but was suddenly pulled up by her.

"What are you doing... Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..." Li Qingleng was frightened by her and screamed, but she felt an arm wrap around his waist.

"Sister will take you to ride a rhinoceros, haha." Li Xiuning said, reaching out and making a fist, hitting the rhinoceros on the back.

The rhinoceros was beaten, and in pain, it let out a "moo" sound, spread out its four legs and galloped wildly on the grassland.

This was Li Qing's first time riding a rhinoceros in such a long life, and the feeling it brought to him was still very fresh.Contrary to expectations, rhinos run much more smoothly than horses.But it was very heavy. It was running across the plains, and it even felt like the earth was shaking under its feet.

Driven by the rhino's running, the wind whistled by his ears, and a freshness unique to the prairie hit his face, and the faint fragrance of Li Xiuning lingered on the tip of his nose.

"Brother, are you enjoying yourself?" Li Xiuning's bright laughter sounded in his ears, purifying his heart like a clear spring flowing.

"It's okay." This was the first time in Li Qing's life that he had such close contact with a woman. He was a bit confused.

Especially the feeling of bullets, as if there were [-] deer flying across his mind.

"Drive!" Li Xiuning completely mistook the rhinoceros for a horse. Under her urging, the rhinoceros rushed forward as if it was desperate for its life.

Li Qing felt that the rhino's skin was a little warm, so he took out a pill from his pocket and stuffed it into the rhino's mouth with the help of the system.

He was really afraid that the rhinoceros would suddenly fall to the ground and die of exhaustion while running.

The mobile phone on his lap was buzzing, but he was no longer in the mood to care about it at this time. There was nothing going on with Brother Li anyway.

Li Shimin: So love will disappear, right?

Just galloping on the grassland, the wind blew through the grassland, carrying away bursts of cheerful laughter.

At dinner time, Li Qing thought for a while and tied the rhinoceros under the portable hotel.

This calf is destined to me, so it would be nice to keep it and play with it.

Rhinoceros: Do you think this good fortune is coming?

When he took out his phone, Lao Li had already bombarded him with dozens of messages.Anyway, after checking, it's not that important.

"Erlang again?" Li Xiuning came over and asked.

"Yes...sister, come here." After Li Qing finished speaking, he took Li Xiuning's hand and came to the side of the rhinoceros. He leaned against the rhinoceros's broad body and put his arms around Li Xiuning's shoulders as if the two brothers were good friends. Sent a group photo.

Li Shimin quickly replied: "Brother Xian, you are busy, so I won't disturb you."

Li Qing didn't want to say anything else, but after thinking about it, he added a message to Li Shimin: "Liu Da is the inner guard of Plum Blossom."

Li Shimin sent an OK emoticon.

"You seem to know everything." Li Xiuning looked at Li Qing, his eyes as bright as a galaxy.

Li Qing stretched out his hand and gestured: "You don't understand this, brother. I always feel that the more you understand, the more exciting your life will be."

"Humph." Li Xiuning covered her mouth and chuckled.

After a while, she suddenly asked: "Then why did you let Erlang follow Di Renjie all the time?"

As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes in a semi-threatening manner: "Don't be secretive from me."

"Hey, we brothers, how can I hide it from you?" Li Qing chuckled and said, "Actually, it's nothing. I think Di Renjie probably guessed our identities, so he left Brother Li behind. There, the main purpose is for him to save his grandson."

"Grandson?" Li Xiuning frowned slightly: "Is it that Prince Li Xian?"

"First of all, I need to correct him. His name is not Li Xian now, but Wu Xian." Li Qing corrected Li Xiuning's statement with a very bad attitude - yes, he just wanted to pick up some of Li Xiuning's emotional value. The so-called equality between men and women makes no sense. Just check Brother Li's blood pressure, but not Sister Li's.

Snap, soon.

*Rage value +5000 from Li Xiuning
Sister is indeed very energetic, but she is a bit too angry...

Then I thought about it, no matter how angry I am, I can't be hit. Why don't I just be more honest?
"What? He actually...he dared to renounce his ancestors?" Li Xiuning's eyes suddenly became sharp.

*Rage value +10000 from Li Xiuning
There is no doubt that if Li Xian appears in front of her, she will definitely tear him down.

"...This has nothing to do with Li Xian. After all, he also wants to save his life. In fact, it was Wu Zetian who gave the order." Li Qing quickly advised the angry sister in front of him: "Don't be angry, or you will be so angry... No one for."

"In addition, the person that Brother Li wants to save this time is Li Gui, the son of King Li Zhen of Yue. The King of Yue is the little brat who dragged his nose and called you aunt during the Chinese New Year." Li Qingru introduced to Li Xiuning.

Li Xiuning nodded and asked: "What about Li Zhen, the Yue King of this world?"

"Li Zhen? Li Zhen died ten years ago because of the failure of the Futang Uprising." Li Qing spread his hands: "He left a huge amount of wealth before his death. He wanted to leave it to Li Xian for use. That wealth It is buried in Cuiping Mountain behind Liujiazhuang, and the owner of the village, Charlie Liu, was his staff at that time."

Li Xiuning sighed softly: "This child..."

"Anyway, with Brother Li here, there should be no problem. After he finds Li Gui, it won't be too late for us to go back." Li Qing said with a smile: "It's getting late, let's think about what to eat at night."

What Li Qing didn't expect was that Li Xiuning, who had always been interested in eating when he mentioned it, suddenly glared at him viciously and kicked him in the leg.

"Just know to eat!"

Li Qingzhang's second monk couldn't figure it out, so he knew it wasn't you who ate it?
I'm just giving in to him... Why am I so angry for no reason?
Women are so troublesome... He sighed secretly in his heart.

(End of this chapter)