Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 144 Drunk and Hitting the Golden Branch

Chapter 144 Drunk and Hitting the Golden Branch (Li Qing version)

When the supreme Emperor Taizongwen arrived at his loyal city of Chang'an, the puppet emperor Li Jing, who was supported by the eunuchs, immediately took off his clothes - I will not be this emperor!

In fact, if it weren't for this small life, he wouldn't have planned to be the emperor.

He didn't have any big ambitions in the first place, he just wanted to eat and wait for death. Now that the ancestors are here, it's better to be a free king and feel comfortable.

Of course Li Shimin had no objections. After consultation with Li Qing, he brought Li Tai over.

It was supposed to be Li Ke's turn, but Li Ke's laziness suddenly broke out - instead of being an emperor, he wanted to go hunting, drink and pick up girls.

As Li Tai's mother, Queen Changsun also came here to watch the ceremony.

Witnessed by his family members, Li Tai officially ascended the throne, changed Yuan Dynasty to Jianwu, and made Princess Yan the queen and his eldest son Li Xin the crown prince.

Originally, Li Tai wanted to change the reign name to Jianwen, but Li Qing firmly opposed it, saying that the reign name was not only unlucky, but simply unlucky, so Li Tai had no choice but to change the reign name to Jianwu.

In these days, there is no separation between civil and military families, so Li Tai can only comfort himself in this way.

As the saying goes, people are in high spirits during happy events, Li Tai's current mental state is simply extremely excited, as if he has been given chicken blood, and his diligence is almost as good as Zhu Yuanzhang's.

Subsequently, Li Shimin turned his target to the three towns of Heshuo, which had been dissatisfied and angry with the imperial court for many years, and reiterated his northern territorial claims.

Chengde Jiedushi Wang Shizhen and Youzhou Jiedushi Liu Ji successively expressed their willingness to submit to the imperial court. However, Weibo Jiedushi Tian Ji'an was not willing to be controlled by others. Out of fear, he bribed Liu Ji's son Mr. Liu, and ordered him to kill his father and usurp the throne. Youzhou Jiedushi.

Chengde's Ya soldiers rushed into the Jiedushi Mansion, killed Jiedushi Wang Shizhen, and appointed his son Wang Chengzong as Chengde Jiedushi. At this point, under the alliance of the three filial sons, the three towns of Heshuo were officially united to fight against the imperial rule.

Li Shimin believed that although the imperial court tried to get them to hand over the three towns of Heshuo peacefully and even gave up some of their rights in exchange, they still refused. As he expected, it was impossible to take back the power that the court should have by just relying on words and the court's sign of righteousness.

…They know exactly what the alternative is!
Given these requirements, it seems inevitable.

The imperial court required the three towns of Heshuo to formally return to the jurisdiction of the imperial court, and sent representatives with full authority to Youzhou to discuss other terms. However, Wei Bo Jiedushi Tian Jian pointed out that the recent actions of the imperial court showed that the imperial court was obviously not satisfied with "returning the three towns of Heshuo to the jurisdiction of the imperial court."

In the end, the three towns of Heshuo rejected the court's ultimatum.

The armies of the imperial court and Heshuo were ready for battle. A large number of conflicts and frictions occurred on the border, and the land was about to fall into war again.

... Then there is only war!

On July 15, the imperial court officially sent 50 troops, claiming to be [-], to march to the three towns of Heshuo.

Although this "claim" is a bit watery, the combat effectiveness is real. In just two battles, the three towns of Heshuo were completely defeated by the imperial court's favor.

Due to the betrayal of their respective subordinates, the Jiedushi envoys of the three towns were all given the title of leader. The separatist situation of the three towns of Heshuo that lasted for half a century has been completely resolved today.

The thorn had been removed, and the remaining Jiedu envoys who were still waiting and watching went to court one after another to express their complete submission to the court. Under Li Tai's drastic reforms and the deterrence of Huang En's earth-shattering fist, the local government completely realized the separation of military and political affairs.

At Li Qing's suggestion, the imperial court officially moved its capital to Youzhou.

After solving internal and external troubles, Li Qing officially synchronized the time and speed, and Li Tai also began to recuperate, introducing advanced technology from the Zhenguan Dynasty, focusing on optimal strategies, deeply focusing on core pain points, and achieving value transformation through short, flat and fast precise play. Quick response.

At the same time, he did not forget to keep an eye on the Japanese country. After spending huge sums of money to purchase two armored ships in the year of Zhenguan, he began to sharpen his sword and prepare to give Japan a big one at any time.

On August [-], after dealing with the last Jiedu envoy, Li Shimin also decided to return to the Zhenguan Dynasty.

Li Tai reluctantly said goodbye, hugging Li Shimin and crying. But the sharp-eyed Li Qing discovered that the corners of Li Tai's mouth were twitching crazily, which was harder to press than the AK.

One of the more interesting things is that Li Tai, who was a literary youth himself, became very interested in Bai Juyi, the provincial secretary. Under Li Tai's attention, Bai Juyi was promoted as fast as a rocket. Before Li Qing left, Bai Juyi was already a guest of the fifth-rank prince.

Literary youth cherishes literary youth and belongs to yes.

Before leaving, Li Qing also established a communication channel between him and Li Zhi's Yonghui Dynasty at Li Tai's request. Li Qing didn't know what to pay attention to in Yong Hui Chao. He hadn't even beaten a Japanese slave yet. Li Zhi was a piece of trash.

Li Zhi cried out on the spot and said that the person overseeing the country now was his daughter Princess Taiping, and he had to hold her accountable if he wanted to be held accountable.

So Li Shimin, Li Tai and Li Qing looked at each other, shouted, pushed Li Zhi to the ground and beat him severely.

This kid's irresponsibility has not changed, and he has put the responsibility on his daughter. He should be beaten! Not many people are killed!

"Ooooooo, why did you hit me! I want to complain to my mother-in-law!" Li Zhi cried and said that he wanted to go home and tell his mother.

Unexpectedly, Queen Changsun suddenly stepped aside and looked at Li Zhi coldly with a pair of phoenix eyes.

"The guy in their hands just now was handed over by me. I see, Zhinu, what do you mean, you think the three of them are not strong enough and you want my mother to pamper you?"

Li Zhi shuddered and did not dare to answer the question.

If you make your father angry, you'll get a beating at most. If you make my mother angry... that's not a problem that can be solved by a beating.

Li Zhi couldn't help but shuddered again when he thought about his father, who was his beloved wife, and his two brothers who were both mama's boys, as well as himself who was also a mama's boy.

"No way, it's Xiaojiu who is wrong, Xiaojiu is wrong..." Li Zhi smiled like a fool, and couldn't help but secretly wonder if he should have a good discussion with Li Xiaosan and persuade him to marry Aye in front of his grandmother. As soon as slander comes...

It is said that a year has passed, but in fact, due to the time flow rate ratio between the two previous worlds, only more than two months have passed.

Most of the relatives among the old soldiers are no longer alive, and they no longer have any worries in the Zhenyuan Dynasty. So under the leadership of Guo Xin, all the Anxi veterans expressed their willingness to follow His Majesty Taizong to the Zhenguan Dynasty.

Regarding these gray-haired veterans, the audience and ministers also expressed curiosity. After hearing about their deeds, all the ministers burst into tears. Li Bai and Du Fu even wrote two poems on the spot to recite their deeds.

"It turns out that what you have been doing is so great..." Li Xiuning looked at Li Qing with tears in her eyes, her eyes full of admiration.

Li Qing's vanity was greatly satisfied, but in order to pretend, he was still symbolically modest.

"I am very ashamed. I have only made a small contribution." Li Qing said that I am not being modest at all.

Li Xiuning didn't like the excitement very much, so she didn't attend the dinner. She went to greet Li Qing before because she was separated for too long and couldn't bear to miss him.

Sitting on Li Qing's left were Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin, and on his right sat Qin Qiong and Hou Junji. They were all fat-bellied generals. They caught Li Qing and started drinking heavily.

"Oh, Fairy Cheng, you don't know!" Yuchi Gong drank a few bowls and began to get angry at his old enemy: "At that time, His Majesty and King Qin, I, I met the Anxi grain transport team in the desert, and they were Being besieged by the Tubo, hahahaha... Let me tell you, the Tubo people are not our enemies at all, we fight one by one, it feels so good to eliminate harm for the people!"

Cheng Yaojin's face turned green. He was not included in such a good thing? He also wants to go into battle and kill the enemy.

People quickly gathered around Yuchi Gong and began to listen to his story. Li Shimin watched from above and couldn't help but feel jealous.

Ahhhhh, he also wants someone to tell stories around him!
"Second brother..." Of course Empress Changsun knew her man very well. She approached him in a gentle voice, hoping that Li Shimin would tell her about his deeds in Anxi. He also said very considerately that the sisters in the harem, such as Concubine Wei, Concubine Yang, Concubine Yin, Concubine Yan, Concubine Xu Xian, are all waiting for His Majesty to tell you about the great achievements along the way.

Li Shimin couldn't help but trembled, and immediately said that he would talk to the big family in the harem after he went back in the evening!

Hey, isn't this much better than bragging about Jingde and a group of big men? Thinking of this, Lao Li couldn't help but feel balanced.

"Okay!" A burst of cheers broke out from the officials surrounding Yuchi Gong - Yuchi Gong was talking about how he flew a Tibetan cavalryman with his men and horses.

Cheng Yaojin stared at Yuchi Gong with his beard blowing, and suddenly his eyes turned, and the plan came to his mind.

He quietly withdrew from the crowd and touched Li Qing's face.

"Prince Qin, come and have a drink!" Cheng Yaojin held the bowl and toasted to Li Qing.

Li Qing was happy. He could see that Cheng Yaojin was confused in his heart, but he didn't break it. Instead, he smiled and held a bowl to drink with him.

"I, Old Cheng, admire men like King Qin the most. Come on!" After finishing one bowl, Cheng Yaojin poured another bowl.

After three bowls in a row, Cheng Yaojin chuckled: "Um, King Qin... Just next time something like this happens again, can you take me with you, old Cheng?"

"No problem, it's all a trivial matter." Li Qing said with a smile. Anyway, bringing Yuchi Gong is the same, but not bringing Cheng Yaojin?
Besides, he also wanted to see the power of Old Cheng Sanbanaxe.

In the end, Lao Cheng told him that he was also using a horse ax...but he also said that if the King of Qin wanted to see the axe, he could abandon the ax and use an axe. As long as he brought him next time, let alone an ax, he would use a cooked copper mace. OK.

It was a great time for Li Qing.

The dinner did not last long, after all, the host Li Shimin and the main participant Li Qing were waiting to go back to their respective homes.

As the saying goes, a break is better than a wedding. Li Qing drank a lot at the dinner table and was in a tipsy state. After returning home, his first reaction was to go to the princess mansion to find Li Xiuning.

"Sister?" He took crab steps and pushed open the door of the princess mansion.

Li Xiuning was sitting on the sofa reading a book. When he saw Li Qing coming back, he immediately got up and went to greet him.

"Drinking so much wine..." She said slightly angrily and motioned for the maids on both sides to step back.

"You haven't slept yet?" He chuckled. The two brothers put their arms around Li Xiuning's shoulders and walked to the edge of the sofa to sit down.

"Aren't you still waiting for someone? Humph, I haven't seen him for months, and he's been so slow in replying to messages." Li Xiuning wrinkled her nose, and poked his face with her fingers a little arrogantly.

"Isn't it because the flow of time is different... It's been two months for you, and almost a year for me." Li Qing blew his hair, "I think I miss you more."

"Hmph..." Li Xiuning smiled in his eyes, "Do you really miss me?"

Li Qing gently pushed Li Xiuning down on his legs and slapped her down with a crisp sound.

"How dare you question your husband? Watch him get beaten!"

"Your Majesty, please forgive me, I know I was wrong..." Li Xiuning said in disgust, her brocade-like hair spread on the sofa, and she looked at Li Qing with watery eyes, which were more stringy than cheese.

"I think you know your fault. You must have a taste of my Li family's family skills!" Li Qing ferociously picked up Li Xiuning and walked upstairs.

Princess Gao Yang stood at the door and completely witnessed the entire murder scene of the "ferocious" Li Qing, and couldn't help but lose her voice.

"aunt……"

Gao Yang originally planned to come to his aunt to watch a TV series, but he encountered such a scene.

She didn't dare to stay. Li Qing was her sworn brother to Aye. Now the only one who could stop Li Qing from committing violence was Aye!

Thinking of this, Princess Gaoyang turned around and left, as if fleeing towards the palace.

……

Daxing Palace, Lizheng Palace.

Li Shimin was happily telling his concubines about the thrills of his battle. Next to him, the little white rabbit-like Concubine Yang held a handkerchief in her mouth and stared at Li Shimin with tears in her eyes. From time to time, she screamed in surprise because of her story.

"Aye! Aye!"

Princess Gaoyang ran over quickly, interrupting Li Shimin's story.

Lao Li suddenly felt bad, but as his daughter's slave, he couldn't blame Gao Yang, so he raised his head and said, "It's Gao Yang, what's the matter?"

The implication is that if you have nothing to do, leave as soon as possible! Don't interrupt your father telling a story here!

If it were Li Zhi, the consequences would be unimaginable... Thanks to Gao Yang being his daughter.

"Uncle, uncle actually broke into Aunt Pingyang's house and beat her..."

After listening to Princess Gaoyang's narration, Li Shimin couldn't help but stand up.

"What? How could my dear brother do this!"

He is also a little numb now. On one side is his virtuous brother who died, and on the other side is his sister from the same mother. He doesn't know who to help now.

Good guy, he used to listen to Drunk Hitting Golden Branches as fun, but now the fun has boomeranged to him?

Empress Changsun stretched out her hand and grabbed Li Shimin's sleeve to signal him to calm down. She smiled slightly and asked, "Gao Yang, tell me, how did your uncle beat your aunt?"

Gao Yang did not dare to neglect and told Li Qing's atrocities vividly.

After listening, everyone in the Li Zheng Hall couldn't help but look strange.

After Empress Changsun whispered a few words in Li Shimin's ear, Lao Li held it in for a long time, but he couldn't laugh after all.

"Um... ahem, Gao Yang, look at this kind of thing... Aye can't control it. After all, it's a matter between the two of them. Please step back first, Gao Yang."

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