Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 152 Li Yuan: Li Zhi! You old man!

Queen Dou not only used a feather duster, but also used an iron fist, and occasionally used two whip legs.

In short, Li Yuan was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he looked miserable.

Li Zhi scolded Li Xiaosan and secretly encouraged him to start reciting Li Yuan's "glorious deeds". In fact, Queen Dou was a little tired at first, but after hearing those deeds, she rounded her arms again and pumped her with a ping pong.

"Aye is so pitiful." Li Shimin shook his head and sighed, but judging from his meaning, it was obvious that he felt that the blow was not hard enough.

"Who says it's not?" Li Jiancheng also echoed from the side. In terms of filial piety, Li Jiancheng is also perfectly in line with the tradition of the Li family. It is quite filial.

"That's right." Li Erlang didn't mind seeing the excitement.

Among these three people, Li Erlang was the most aggrieved. If it weren't for his inappropriate status, he would have wanted to join the battle group with a stick.

Li Yuan was used to it. This was not the first time that this happened. He thought that when he was jealous of Emperor Sui Yang, he drank too much and became drunk, so Queen Dou beat him much harder than now.

Besides, he was in the wrong, and not just in an ordinary way. Now he was not only beaten by his wife, but also by an angry mother.

"Marrying you is worse than marrying a cake!" Queen Dou was still upset and stretched out her foot to give Li Yuan a kick.

"Ah!" Li Yuan leaned back in an exaggerated manner.

After fighting for so long, most of the anger was vented. Li Yuan just looked a little miserable, with two black eyes on his face, like a national treasure.

"Yingmei, Yingmei, I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong..." Li Yuan opened his swollen eyes and begged Queen Dou for mercy.

"It's okay to ask me to forgive you." Queen Dou snorted and smiled, "What are you going to do with those two bitches?"

"Cut it, chop it!" Li Yuan said without any hesitation.

"This is what you said, I didn't force you." Empress Dou raised her hand to signal the guards to come in, drag out Zhang Jieyu and Concubine Yin who were lying on the ground, and beheaded them with one knife amidst the frightened screams of the two concubines.

"Auntie, it's so easy for you..."

Before Li Shimin finished speaking, Li Yuan said with a fierce face: "Did you get those thousand rockets just now?"

"Aye. When you speak, you must provide evidence, and don't repeat Taibai Jingtian's story." Li Shimin began to tease Li Yuan, you said I cheated you, do you have evidence?
  "Nonsense! I clearly heard Xiuning and her man say thank you Shimin Lao Tie for sending a thousand rockets!" Li Yuan's memory is not bad.

"There's no reason to call Shimin Lao Tie. It's me, again. Aye, do you have any evidence?" Li Shimin spread his hands.

Li Yuan: ...

Rebel!Rebellious son!
  He didn't dare to say it yet, because if he did, he would be beaten easily.

After Queen Dou calmed down, she expressed her intention to let Li Yuan go for the time being.

Of course, Li Yuan didn't want it, and he said that Queen Dou would go wherever she went, and she would be the emperor whoever liked her.

It's not that he doesn't care about the emperor's position, it's because it's a done deal, Chang'an has been under control for a long time, and who he makes emperor is entirely a matter of Empress Dou's word.

Those children seemed to be dominated by Li Shimin, and Li Shimin was dominated by Queen Dou. Li Yuan has always been very aware of current affairs, especially in the relationship between husband and wife.

"Aye, you and the eldest brother should come to my place." Li Shimin opened his mouth to invite: "You are still the Supreme Emperor. If the eldest brother wants to be emperor, just say so. When the time comes, I will arrange a suitable time period for you."

Li Jiancheng glanced at him sideways: "What am I going to do? Want you to shoot me again?"

"How can you do that, brother? We are the most beloved brothers..." Li Shimin was a little embarrassed.

It's not that she "accepted a sister-in-law". In fact, this matter is completely untrue and completely based on the fabrication of the TV series... Anyone with any brain should know that Zheng Guanyin is the legitimate daughter of the Zheng family in Xingyang. Even if Lao Li No matter how hard you try, you won't attack her.

Relatively speaking, Li Yuanji's daughter-in-law is more controversial. King Cao Li Ming only adopted Li Yuanji. In fact, the history books did not say that her daughter-in-law was born to Li Shimin. However, judging from the incompatible situation between Lao Li and Li Yuanji, even if Lao Li is not the kind of lustful ghost, Princess Chao La must remove her armor in order to take revenge.

If you want to say whether you regret killing Li Yuanji, then Li Shimin can only say that he just wished he had not done it himself.

Remove armor! Remove armor!
  "Yes, I love you so much that you shot me." Li Jiancheng hugged his arms, intending not to talk to this stupid Ou Doudou.

After trying to persuade him several times, Li Jiancheng just proudly held his arms and refused to say anything. There was really nothing he could do. Li Xiaosan came up with sullen eyebrows and murmured: "Uncle, if you don't go, what if I, the little great-uncle, can't help but shoot you with an arrow?"

The two Li Shimin glared at Li Xiaosan at the same time, making the latter shrink back in fright.

"That's better than letting this guy shoot me again!" Li Jiancheng pointed at Li Shimin with a nose that was not a nose and eyes that were not eyes.

Good guy, this thing is really not over yet, why am I going to get an arrow?

After Lao Li struggled for a long time, he finally used the excuse of "attending the third sister's wedding" as an excuse, and then Li Jiancheng grumbled and agreed to temporarily stay in Zhenguannian.

Of course, the prince must no longer be able to do so. Not to mention that Li Chengqian was the prince in the Zhenguan year, but the key point was that Li Jiancheng was his brother. How could there be any sense of a crown prince in this world?
  But it may not be impossible, after all, there are so many precedents of the emperor's uncle.

As for Li Yuanji, he was put under house arrest in Wude Nian. It has to be said that he is so human-like that no one wants to have too much interaction with him.

Apart from preventing the Xuanwu Gate incident, Wu Dechao had nothing else to deal with. Li Erlang could handle it very well on his own.

Before parting, Li Shimin and Li Erlang chatted alone for a day. No one knew what they talked about. In short, both of them had a little red eyes when they came out.

"I envy you very much." Lao Li reached out and patted Li Erlang on the shoulder, leaving these words before leaving.

In fact, it is not difficult to understand that what Lao Li envies is nothing more than that Li Erlang has a mother who makes decisions for him and does not have to be stained with the blood of his brothers.

Li Yuan was not alone. Several of his close friends voluntarily followed him to the Zhenguan Dynasty. For example, Pei Ji, Yu Wenshi, and others can play two rounds of mahjong together when nothing happens. This kind of retirement life is not bad.

The main reason is that Li Erlang's Wude Dynasty will definitely purge the old officials of the previous dynasty. Instead of being swept out in a disgraceful manner, it is better to just leave the donkey to make room for the people of Tiance Mansion and follow Li Yuan to enjoy peace and happiness. For Li Yuan's sake, Li Shimin of the Zhenguan Dynasty would not do anything to them.

In fact, what they thought was not wrong. Li Shimin also expressed a warm welcome to them for coming.

Come over here, don't bother me after you come over, you guys can go play by yourselves.

After hearing that Li Qing took Li Shimin to the next life, Li Yuan was a little bit disgusted. Do you mean that you can be regarded as the founding emperor no matter what, but you don’t have any cards at all?

But this taste was immediately rejected by Queen Mother Dou.

"The world was conquered by Erlang. Do you think you have a sense of existence?"

Li Yuan wanted to ask back, but he still didn't dare to say it because of the majesty of Queen Mother Dou.

Li Yuan, who loves to play, soon became interested in mobile phones. Li Zhi, who was wilted and fidgety, fiddled with the mobile phone in his hand and opened the short video software, which was full of cool young ladies.

As a hungry ghost in lust, Li Yuan couldn't move his eyes away.

"Oh, this is good, this is beautiful." Li Yuan sat in Da'an Palace, scrolling through the video, feeling dizzy.

"Grandpa Huang?" Li Zhi called twice. When he saw that Li Yuan didn't respond, he ran out quietly.

After a while, Queen Mother Dou walked in. “Does it look good?” Her voice sounded behind Li Yuan.

"The needle won't poke, the needle won't poke!"

Li Yuan couldn't help but praise, and Empress Dowager Dou suddenly snatched the mobile phone from his hand.

"Oh, you..."

After all, the shrew never said the words.

"As you get older, you need to control yourself." Empress Dowager Dou didn't say anything. She just deleted the video APP and returned it to Li Yuan.

Li Yuan took the phone and looked up to see Li Zhi snickering at the side.

"Wow, it turns out it's you, the sixth one!" Li Yuan gritted his teeth and cursed. He just learned this word from the short video.

Li Zhi made a face, turned around and slipped away.

He always kept Aye's teachings in mind, and it only took him a while to trick Grandpa Huang. It's just a pity that Li Xiaosan is not here, otherwise he wouldn't have to go into battle in person.

Thinking about it, I can’t help but sigh. There are so few good kids who are as honest as Li Xiaosan and like to be the first to do so...

That guy in the mistress is good at everything, but he doesn't like to delegate power. Look at yourself, leaving all the work to your daughter Princess Taiping. You have so much time to spare that you wouldn’t change it for a god!
  This reflects a person's character. Li Zhi is the kind of dog-headed strategist who hides behind others, while Li Xiaosan is the kind of thug who charges into battle.

After returning from Takenian, battle reports came from afar. The Tang Army's expeditionary force had captured Damascus and was resting and recuperating, waiting for logistical supplies to catch up before launching an attack on Constantinople.

"Remind Li Ji to pay attention to the Greek fire in Constantinople." Li Qing asked Li Shimin to send him a telegram.

Li Jiancheng sat aside. He searched for a long time before he found where Damascus and Constantinople were.

Combined with what he had learned about the prosperous Zhenguan era in the past few days, Li Jiancheng couldn't help but admire him from the bottom of his heart. Frankly speaking, if he was left to do it by himself, he believed that he would never reach the level of Li Shimin.

"Erlang..." Li Jiancheng suddenly spoke.

"What's wrong, brother?" Li Shimin looked up.

"I have to admit that you are much better than me." Li Jiancheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Forget it, let him go about what happened before. Remember, you owe me an arrow!"

"Well..." Li Shimin nodded heavily, his eyes a little red.

Being recognized by his archrival and eldest brother, some of his frustrations can't help but be blown away by the wind.

"You look like a woman." Li Jiancheng looked at Li Shimin with disgust, "Since I was a child, I thought you looked like a woman, and you wiped your tears at every turn..."

Li Shimin:  …

I'm touched by you!
  "The Erlang of your family is recorded in the history books as being a crybaby." Li Qing interjected from the side: "When he was at his worst, he would cry dozens of times a day, and no one could stop him..."

"Did you cry when I died?" Li Jiancheng asked suddenly.

Li Shimin thought for a moment and laughed out loud.

Then I felt something was wrong, and after some expression control, I finally managed to put on a sad look.

"Tragedy..."

"Tragedy." Li Qingying said in agreement.

"He was a great man." Li Shimin lamented.

"Great man." Li Qing responded.

"He deserves to be remembered forever."

"Always remember."

"Ugh……"

"Ugh……"

Li Jiancheng pointed at Li Shimin and said nothing for a long time.

Forget it, don't know him in general.

Li Jiancheng also expressed his understanding of the fact that his own sons were exterminated. After all, in political struggles, the greatest respect is to kill them all. If Li Erlang showed compassion and left a few, he would look down upon him.

His wife Zheng Guanyin has been in Yeting Palace. Although she is under house arrest, she does not lack food or clothing. Li Shimin was quite respectful and didn't do anything worse than a beast.

Three days later, Li Shimin finally revealed his true intentions and showed his fangs to Li Jiancheng.

Li Jiancheng sat next to Li Chengqian, looked at Li Shimin helplessly, and sighed: "I can see that you are worse than a piece of cake, and you just want to drag me over to handle government affairs for you!"

"Haha, you discovered me." Li Shimin laughed.

Wei Zheng had noticed Li Jiancheng a long time ago. The two held hands and looked at each other with tears. After a long time, Wei Zheng said something, allowing Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin to break their defenses at the same time.

"I have long suggested to His Highness the Crown Prince to take action and get rid of His Majesty first. It is a pity that Your Highness did not listen to the advice and that was the reason for the disaster that day!"

Compared with Wei Zheng, Yuchi Gong was much more direct.

"Where is King Qi? Isn't King Qi here?"

Looking at Yuchi Jingde who looked like a black iron tower, Li Jiancheng swallowed and said that King Qi was under house arrest.

Yuchi Gong smiled and complained to Li Jiancheng. He sat on a stool and began to compete with Cheng Yaojin in eating buns.

They were tied in terms of Seva - Cheng Chuli was an all-rounder, but Yuchi Huan was a partial genius, so overall they were tied. The two men, who had been fighting for a lifetime, competed against each other again, but the result was a draw.

After changing several events in a row and all being tied, Li Qing suggested that they compete in eating steamed buns.

This got an enthusiastic response from the two of them. No, the imperial chef made a bunch of buns and placed them in front of them, letting them compete to see who was stronger.

Li Shimin was a little helpless. Under the leadership of Li Qing, the painting style of Zhenguan officials became more and more deviant. Of course, Li Qing could not be entirely blamed. The painting style among the officials was not very upright, especially Yu Chigong. and Cheng Yaojin.

"The market is open, the market is open!" Li Zhi was holding a heavy money bag beside him, "I bet a lot of money on Lu Guogong's victory!"

"I bet on five strings, and I bet that the Duke of Hubei will win!" Li Xiaosan on the side was not to be outdone, and specifically opposed his grandfather.

But Li Shimin frowned, and after looking at it for a while, he said to Li Qing: "Brother Xian, do you think it would be too inconvenient to trade with copper coins alone?"

(End of this chapter)