Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 164 Let me appetize you first! Mixed doubles!

"Of course, fight! We must fight!" Of course Li Qing would not refuse to watch this fun, and Li Shimin on the side also became energetic.

After three years, I can finally watch other people’s fun.

However, Lao Zhu suddenly remembered his second and third sons. According to their personalities, they would not sit back and watch Zhu Yunwen kill the feudal clan like this, so he asked: "Brother, that's not right. What about the second and third sons?" Woolen cloth?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention it." Li Qing then noticed his omission: "Speaking of this King of Qin, don't talk about it...don't say anything about the things he did in the fiefdom. He is a pig with a conscience, and after listening to it, he will not even think about anything."

"According to Lao Zhu's imperial edict recorded in "Emperor Taizu's Imperial Records", Zhu Ping could be regarded as doing all kinds of evil in the fiefdom. First, he had been plundering money from the soldiers and civilians in the pass for many years. Some people had already gone to the border in order to collect the money he asked for. It went to the point of selling sons and daughters; and Zhu Ping ordered a massacre of more than [-] people who came to the palace to beg for mercy, killing an old man on the spot and arresting nearly a hundred people."

*Rage value from Zhu Yuanzhang +5000
  "[-]. The King of Qin often abused lynching in the palace, cutting out the tongues of the palace people, burying the palace people in the snow, freezing to death, tying them to trees to starve to death, and burning them to death. Logically speaking, the sinners in the palace should be executed according to the law. Go to the capital to punish the crime. But Zhu Feng was afraid that after these people arrived at Yingtian Mansion, they would reveal the fact that he had committed misdeeds in the feudal country, so he killed all of them."

*Rage value from Zhu Yuanzhang +10000
  "[-]. The King of Qin took the aphrodisiac medicine provided by the villain in the palace, and searched for widows in the homes of soldiers and civilians. The medicine was so strong that these women were "succumbed to death one after another." A eunuch named Guo in the palace painted a beautiful picture for Zhu Ping Picture, this ridiculous prince actually sent someone to Hangzhou with the picture to search for it, asking to "still look for a palace."

*Rage value from Zhu Yuanzhang +20000
  "[-]. When Zhu Ping went on an expedition, he captured pregnant women from the eighteen tribes of Tufan and separated them. When he went to conquer Xifan, he forcibly abducted [-] young girls and took another [-] Five boys were castrated, and many were tired from running around just after being castrated, resulting in a large number of deaths.”

*Rage value from Zhu Yuanzhang +30000
  "[-]. Zhu Ping spoiled his concubines and killed his wife. He put the main concubine Wang under house arrest elsewhere and gave her less than pig food every day. In order to please his side concubine Deng, he ordered the people of the coastal chief secretary to buy and sell by force. The pearls and jade jewelry ruined the common people's families; after Xiao Biao's death, Zhu Xi sent people to make the queen's clothes for Deng to wear, and he also built a five-claw dragon bed and slept on it every day."

*Rage value from Zhu Yuanzhang +50000!

"In March of the [-]th year of Hongwu, King Zhu Ping of Qin was poisoned to death by three old women. He was forty years old." Li Qing spread his hands: "And regarding the issue of your second oldest child, I only talked about it for less than three years. Let’s take one part…”

"A good death!" Lao Zhu said in a shocked voice, "This bastard deserved to die! Boss!"

"Hey, I'm here." Zhu Biao immediately handed over his hand.

"Go, go get that bastard, the second child, and let's beat him first to appetize him!" Lao Zhu Youzi was furious.

(Lao Zhu and Zhu Biao)
  Zhu Biao also felt that his second son was indeed a bit human-like. Considering it was for his own good, he slipped out of the Qianqing Palace and prepared to call the third and fourth sons.

"The second child in your family is almost the same as the sixth child in my family." Li Shimin sighed, "Beasts can be tamed and harassed, and iron and stone can be forged into square weapons..."

"As for the slaves, they are no better than animals and iron rocks!" Lao Zhu added viciously.

"What about the third child?" he asked again.

"Oh, the third child is also quite cruel. He likes to play with cars and smash people. If it weren't for Xiao Biao's protection, this kid's Jinwang would probably be gone." Li Qing smacked his lips and said something like that, "Hongwu Thirty-one He passed away due to illness in [-], walking in front of you."

Lao Zhu took a deep breath...

"What about the fourth child? The fourth child can't be so cruel, right?" Lao Zhu asked disbelievingly.

"That's why the ten clans of people were killed in the unofficial history... Oh, it is said that students are counted as one clan." Li Qing said with a smile: "But the authenticity is doubtful, and there are also people who said that three thousand palace maids were beheaded every day to blackmail him. , except for the fact that the brain is not fully developed and the cerebellum is completely underdeveloped, no one would believe this kind of thing, which is outrageous even in the outrageous world."

"Your fourth emperor did a good job, but that's right. After all, apart from Zhao Guangyi, there is no bad Taizong."

In Li Qing's view, the Song Dynasty was a daily routine. Even in front of Zhao Kuangyin, jokes about the Song Dynasty still had to be told.

"Really?" Lao Zhu was a little unsure now.

"Of course it's true. He conquered Mobei, went to Southeast Asia, built the Yongle Grand Ceremony, dredged the canal, and developed the economy. Later generations praised it as a vast territory that reached far into the Han and Tang Dynasties. Successful and heroic, outstanding and prosperous."

As soon as Li Qing finished speaking, Li Shimin became unhappy.

"Brother Xian, you mean that Zhu Laosi is older than me, the Tang Dynasty?"

"It depends on when. If you want to compare with your child slave's peak moment, it will definitely not work; but if you want to compare with the late Tang Dynasty, then it will definitely be okay." Li Qing said with a smile and an objective evaluation.

On the contrary, Lao Zhu was cheerful, and he was very happy that Zhu Di could have such a comment.

"What we are most happy about is that his fourth son did not disgrace the Taizongs." Lao Zhu stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Look, Taizong of the Han Dynasty, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Taizong of the Song Dynasty, Taizong of the Ming Dynasty, the three tigers can sneak in. A lynx, we won’t tell who it is.”

While they were chatting here, Zhu Biao came over with his three younger brothers.

From the moment he saw Zhu Xi, Lao Zhu immediately drew out the sword beside him.

"Hey, Brother Chongba, wait a minute." Li Qing immediately held Lao Zhu down: "We have something to say, don't use swords or guns. No matter what you say, those are things that the second brother will do in the future, even if it is Zhenguan Wu Meiniang has been with us for eleven years, didn’t Brother Li still give him a way to survive?”

"Brother, please don't worry about it. I must chop this beast to death today." Lao Zhu's temper got worse.

"Hey, he is not a human being, how can Wu Meiniang be a human being?" Li Qing pressed Lao Zhu's hand: "Flowers bloom again, people are no longer young, the second child is young, and the eighth brother is so angry!"

Seeing that Lao Zhu softened a little, he thoughtfully took out the Seven Wolf Belt from the system: "Here, look at this, the other one on Brother Li's waist is... This is an immortal weapon. It will cause severe pain when you hit the child, but no matter how you hit it, it will not hurt. Leave scars..."

"Okay! This thing is good!" This thing fell into Lao Zhu's heart. He is a stupid person and has always adhered to the principle of doing his best to avoid making noise. Now that he has such a good thing, he will be beaten hard in the future.

Don't blame Lao Zhu for beating his children. In fact, if you look at his sons, they are all capable, but each one is more human than the last. If you tell Lao Zhu that Zhu Ping is not the most human-like person, I am afraid he will kill Hong Wen on the spot.

"Second brother, come here!" Lao Zhu stretched his belt and said with a sneer.

Zhu Feng shook his head wildly. He was not stupid, so why would he be sent to be beaten?
  (Asshole Zhu Xi)
  "Boss, Third, Fourth, hold this bastard down for us!" Lao Zhu's eyes widened. He picked up his belt and cursed: "Fuck you, we have to beat you today." My face is blooming!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, a warm and energetic voice rang out.

"Zhu Chongba!"

When Lao Zhu looked up, his face changed immediately.

"Sister, hehe, why are you back so soon?"

"If I don't come back, won't you be in trouble?" Queen Ma came over and snorted: "Come here, tell me, whose mother do you want to marry?"

(Queen Ma)

"Ah, aren't you just talking in a hurry and out of anger?" Lao Zhu quickly went over to explain, "This is a long story..."

After a while, Queen Ma was suddenly startled.

"You mean..."

*Wrath from Queen Ma +10000
  "Yes!" Lao Zhu nodded vigorously.

Queen Ma gave Lao Zhu a look: "Chongba, please wait for me. I'll meet my uncle first."

With that said, she walked up to Li Qing with perfect etiquette. "Xiuying thanked her uncle for his kindness and met the Li brothers."

The first sentence was said to Li Qing, the latter sentence was said to Lao Li, and Lao Li immediately returned the favor.

"Hey, sister-in-law, this is an affair..." Li Qing pawed, "Brother Chongba and I are good buddies, we don't need to engage in such affairs."

"Okay." Empress Ma said happily, "It'll be over soon. I'll get you some side dishes first."

"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law." Li Qingyi cupped his hand and took out a feather duster from the system: "Sister-in-law, look at this, the best tool to teach children a lesson, no matter how hard you use it, it will only make the child feel pain, and The child will not be hurt."

"Okay, sister-in-law, thank you." Queen Ma looked at the feather duster in her hand with great satisfaction and waved it twice, her eyes instantly filled with evil spirits.

Changing one's face makes women look bad.

"Heavy eight?"

"Hey." Lao Zhu agreed immediately.

"Come on!" Queen Ma ordered, and the couple rushed towards the frightened Zhu Xiang at the same time.

"Ah - Mom! It hurts, mother, father!" Zhu Xi screamed, and Zhu Di and Zhu Fan, who were holding him down at the side, were trying very hard to hold back their laughter, which was very hard.

"Why are you beating me! I don't accept it!" Zhu Xi, a monk who was now two feet tall, was confused.

He wanted to break free and follow his elder brother's example of "walking with a small stick and a big stick", but the two younger brothers held him down and did not let go at all, and he could not run away.

Zhu Xi was stunned. He had no idea why he suddenly received such a beating today.

"Why on earth! Why did you hit me!"

"It's a nice day today and we're in a good mood. Let's beat you son of a bitch!" Lao Zhu's eyes widened and he got slapped with a feather duster.

"What are you talking about!" Queen Ma's eyes were filled with evil spirits, which frightened Lao Zhu.

"Look at our mouth!" Lao Zhu reached out and slapped himself on the mouth: "Those who speak freely deserve to be beaten!"

The couple looked at each other, looked at Zhu Xi who was still screaming, rolled up his sleeves and started beating him.

"Xiao Biao, come here." Li Qing waved to Zhu Biao.

Zhu Biao came over obediently: "Uncle?"

Li Qing took out a handful of melon seeds and a bag of popcorn from his pocket and handed them to Zhu Biao, then gave a bunch of them to Li Shimin, and then gave them both a glass of orange juice.

"Eat it, it's delicious." Li Qingyan simply grabbed a handful of buttered popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhu Biao was a little hesitant. He always felt that his brother was being beaten. It was not good to eat and watch the fun by himself. But the popcorn was so sweet that he couldn't hold it back. He followed Li Qing's example, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth, and immediately fell in love with the taste.

Zhu Fan and Zhu Di, who were holding Zhu Chong beside them, were greedy. They looked completely absent-minded, their eyes eager to stick to the popcorn in Zhu Biao's hand.

They knew that this uncle was an immortal, so could the food produced by the immortal still taste bad?
  "Dad, my arm is a little sore..." Zhu Di cautiously flirted with Lao Zhu.

"Go, go, go. When you are tired, go and rest..."

As soon as Lao Zhu finished speaking, Zhu Fan and Zhu Di cheered, dropped Zhu Xi and ran away.

Zhu Ping didn't dare to move, even if he was let go, he knew that under the mixed doubles fight between his parents, running away would mean a worse death tomorrow.

Especially the eldest brother who always loves and protects him does not dare to stop...

Could it be...could it be that dad knew about the quarrel between me and the princess?
  Zhu Fan had just moved two steps when he heard Zhu Yuanzhang say from the side: "Hey, hey, third child, who told you to rest? You can't leave. After beating the second child in a while, I have to beat you!"

"Dad, what's wrong with me?" Zhu Fan asked confused.

What's going on? Did you eat melon on yourself?
  Lao Zhu took advantage of the intermission to eloquently tell his two sons about the stupid things they did in the future.

Fortunately, Zhu Xi's conscience is still intact, or in other words, he is not so bad as to have a super evolution with that poisonous woman Deng. After hearing his own bastard story, he lay on the side, looking like a mess.

"Father, mother, fight! I should fight! I am not a human being!"

Zhu Fan also lay down next to Zhu Ping obediently, with a cooperative attitude.

"It seems that you have a very clear idea of ​​your position." Lao Zhu sneered: "Today, I will fight on behalf of the people who have been harmed by you..."

"Don't represent me, father. If you represent me, will I still have a way to survive..." Zhu Xi begged for mercy pitifully.

As he said this, he was still thinking about how beautiful the princess Deng would be in the future, so that he could stand up to her.

"Second brother, what are you thinking about?" As the saying goes, a son knows better than his father. Seeing the look of the second child thinking freely, Lao Zhu knew that he must not be holding back anything good.

"Ah, I was thinking about how pretty Deng is..."

He regretted it as soon as he said this, because Lao Zhu immediately became red-hot.

*Rage value +20000 from Zhu Yuanzhang
  "We made you horny! We made you think about all this!" Lao Zhu picked up the belt and slapped Zhu Ping on the butt: "We thought you knew you were wrong, but we didn't expect you were still so stubborn. Watch the fight!”

"Ouch——!" Zhu Xiang let out a miserable howl in pain.

Zhu Fan lay aside and watched with sadness as his second brother was being beaten.

"Do your parents usually beat you like this?" Li Qing asked Zhu Di while eating popcorn.

"That won't happen." Zhu Di squinted his eyes and drank orange juice happily: "I usually have big brother to protect me, so even if I hit him, I can't get a few hits, right big brother?"

As he spoke, he winked at Zhu Biao.

Zhu Biao smiled gently and reached out to touch Zhu Di's head.

Li Qing rubbed his chin, a little confused.

Do you want to tell Zhu Biao that Zhu Di not only smeared him in "Fengtian Jingnan Ji", but even gave him the tablet of Emperor Xingzong?

(End of this chapter)