Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 170 Lao Zhu: I heard that you didn’t know the feeling of sorrow when you were young, so you fell in love with a brothel?

Regarding Li Qing's words, only Zhu Zhujia took them to heart.

He planned to take advantage of these few days to stroll around the Tang Dynasty, see the customs and customs of the Tang Dynasty, and experience the benefits of the Industrial Revolution in the Tang Dynasty.

The remaining four boys, after meeting the people they wanted to see, began to let themselves go, and soon got together with Li Ke.

As a person who likes to sing, dance, rap... no, as a person who likes to listen to music in Goulan, Li Ke ran to Goulan with four princes of the Ming Dynasty.

In his words, this is called gentlemanly style.

Li Qing didn't intend to care. Anyway, when the comparison came out, with Zhu Biao as a hard-working man, these four young men might not be able to escape a good beating.

He even recorded several videos as irrefutable evidence. They show the four Zhu Feng brothers holding a woman with one arm on the gou railing. After that, Zhu Biao lights up the lamp and writes at his desk.

Contrast is the only way to have impact, right? Anyway, he was here to watch the excitement.

Li Ke really understands now that apart from playing, the most important thing he does every day is chicken babies.

All he could think about now was that when his children grew up, he would leave them to Li Chengqian to study government affairs, while he would go out to enjoy the mountains and rivers, hunt and ride horses.

The evaluation is that Lao Li played lightly.

Li Qing did not object to his eldest nephew's salty attitude. It's not a bad thing if you don't want to be the emperor. Just a little salty fish, just a little salty fish?

Besides, he really likes Li Ke's personality. He can play games online with him when nothing happens. With such a fun-loving and easy-going personality, Li Qing has no reason to hate him.

Zhu Biao inspected it for a whole week. At first, he wrote with a pen. Later, after he learned to use a computer, he started typing on the computer. After a week passed, the eldest son of the Zhu family wrote a [-]-word inspection report, while his four younger brothers... visited all the brothels in Chang'an City.

"Young people don't know the feeling of sorrow, so they fall in love with brothels. Falling in love with brothels, they forcefully express their sorrow in order to compose new lyrics!" Zhu Xi leaned on the railing and shouted loudly.

Of course, Li Qing didn't miss this scene. He recorded it completely, and there was absolutely no out-of-context excerpts.

After staying in Datang for another week, Li Qing felt that it was getting late and it was time to set off back to Daming.

The morning sun is soft and charming, as gentle as the ripples of water. Li Xiuning lay lazily on the bed. Under the sunlight, her jade-white skin seemed to be painted with a thin layer of translucent glaze.

"sister?"

Li Qing stretched his hand along his slender waist and pressed on Li Xiuning's clear and concave ridge.

"No, it's all over the place..." Li Xiuning begged lazily.

"What are you thinking about..." Li Qing stretched out his hand to rub her head and said with a smile: "I advise you to get up. What time is it now? After breakfast, we have to go to Daming soon."

"Oh." Li Xiuning said oh, and his tone was a little disappointed.

Of course, Li Qing could hear his sister's emotions. He asked in a low voice: "I think you are still a little disappointed?"

"Who...ummm..." Li Xiuning was about to retort, but was blocked.

……

At the dinner table, Li Xiuning looked at Li Qing angrily, biting fiercely as if the fried dough sticks in his hand were Li Qing's meat.

"Don't just eat fried dough sticks, drink some soy milk." Li Qing served her a bowl of soy milk with concern.

Li Xiuning looked at the bowl of soy milk and then at Li Qing with a complicated expression.

"You did it on purpose!"

"Ah? What's going on?" Li Qing stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, pretending to be stupid.

Li Xiuning took a deep breath and decided not to be the same as him.

Besides, with such delicious food, why do you still need to talk to him?

At this time, Lao Li also arrived at Li Qing's house with a large group of people. Seeing the two of them eating, he came up to them without noticing and asked Wu Meiniang to serve him breakfast.

"I think Xiao Wu should change his name." Li Qing said to Li Shimin with a smile.

"What's it called?" Li Shimin took one small dumpling at a time.

"My name is Cuihua," Li Qing winked: "Cuihua, serve sauerkraut!"

"This joke is too cold, and I can't take the joke." Li Shimin continued to struggle with his Xiao Long Bao.

He didn't bring many people this time, but Queen Changsun, Yuchi Gong, Cheng Yaojin, Li Zhi and Li Mingda.

Li Qing always felt that Brother Li's main palace should be Yuchi Gong, why were they inseparable wherever he went?
  Empress Changsun also liked the breakfast at the Princess Mansion very much, and said that she would come to the third sister's place for dinner in the future when she had nothing to do.

By the time the sleepy Li Ke brought his four brothers to the princess mansion, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

Since the four little ones are quite close to Li Ke, they also took Li Ke with them to the Ming Dynasty this time.

Anyway, they are all together. It's great that Li Ke also goes to see the youth of the Ming Dynasty... the splendor of the Ming Dynasty.

……

In the seventh year of Hongwu, Qianqing Palace was established.

Lao Zhu had been waiting for a long time, and it was torture for Lao Zhu not to have his eldest son by his side for nearly half a month.

If Empress Ma hadn't been able to stay with him, Lao Zhu would have had nothing to do but eat and drink.

"Father, mother, we are back." Zhu Biao started to say hello before entering the palace.

"Boss, boss?" Lao Zhu, who was eating, suddenly stood up and looked along the door, and sure enough he saw Zhu Biao.

"Dad." Zhu Biao walked over and greeted him politely.

"There are always these red tapes." Lao Zhu said angrily, and then reached out and patted Zhu Biao on the shoulder: "I have become darker and thinner..."

"This is my son's experience during his inspection in the Tang Dynasty. In my uncle's words, this is an "investigation report." I also ask my father to take a look at it." Zhu Biao respectfully presented the thick stack of papers in his arms to the In front of Lao Zhu.

"Okay, okay, Biao'er is interested." Lao Zhu happily took the report without reading it. He just put it aside and planned to read it later.

"Mother." Zhu Biao greeted Queen Ma again.

Later, Li Qing and his party also came to Qianqing Palace.

Seeing the thick pile of paper in Zhu Yuanzhang's hand, Zhu Di's heart skipped a beat.

Broken, this thing...couldn't it be eldest brother's inspection report in the Tang Dynasty?
  He couldn't help but scratch his head in his heart. If everyone didn't write, this matter would be over. Unexpectedly, the eldest brother had finished writing, and the four of them hadn't. This is intriguing...

What have you four been doing? He could all think of Lao Zhu's words.

"Brother Zhu Xian, brother Zhu Xian!" Li Shimin also came over, stretched out his hands to hold Zhu Yuanzhang's hand: "Come, let me introduce you, this is my queen, you should know... Well, this is the Ming Dynasty I often call Emperor Zhu, this is Queen Ma."

"Hey, sister-in-law." Lao Zhu immediately saluted with perfect etiquette.

"Sister Changsun." Queen Ma also greeted Queen Changsun. The two queens soon started chatting lively, which was not surprising. After all, they were role models and benchmarks for the two queens, so it was normal for them to have a common language.

But I hope Empress Changsun will not take Empress Ma’s cooking skills astray...

Many people actually misunderstand the "Women's Code" written by Empress Changsun. They think that Empress Changsun is a book that caters to feudal ethics and regulates women's behavior. But in fact, her book mainly collects and comments on the gains and losses of ancient women. He also teaches people how to engage in political affairs (bushi) in the harem in a reasonable manner.

The two queens went aside, and Li Shimin continued to introduce to Lao Zhu: "These two are my generals Cheng Zhijie and Yuchi Gong."

"I have long admired your name! We have heard of your deeds a long time ago!" Lao Zhu immediately said warmly.

Frankly speaking, he is really rare for such a warrior...

But then again, Yu Chigong's character may not survive the thirteenth year of Hongwu under Lao Zhu.

Why is it said to be the thirteenth year of Hongwu? Because there was a case of Hu Weiyong this year, people could be executed casually.

The second general was greeted immediately. Even if he was not the Emperor of Tang Dynasty, he was still an emperor after all. However, the Tang Dynasty did not have the custom of kneeling at every turn like the Ming and Qing Dynasties. The second general just crossed his hands and saluted.

"These are my two dogs, the older one...hey, the one who plays with the four boys at your house is Li Ke, and this is Li Zhi." Li Shimin reached out to touch Li Zhi's dog head and introduced to Lao Zhu road.

Lao Zhu couldn't help but stand in awe: "This is the Li..."

*Frustration value from Li Shimin +5000
  Before he finished speaking, Li Shimin went up and kicked Li Zhi on the buttocks.

"Go and play with your third brother!"

Li Zhi pouted, as if he was used to this kind of kicking for nothing.

"This is my little daughter, Li Mingda." Li Shimin bent down and picked up Li Mingda.

"Hello, Uncle Beard." Li Mingda said in a sweet voice.

"Hey, hello." Lao Zhu also liked this Princess of the Tang Dynasty who had the longest biography. After all, Li Mingda was so rare.

"We will disturb you for a while. After a while, when Brother Xian's magic power is almost restored, we will bring some craftsmen over." Li Shimin said to Lao Zhu.

Lao Zhu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes."

After chatting for a while, Li Shimin proposed to resign first, settle his family first, and then clean up the house.

Even if Lao Zhudang sent more than twenty maids to help, the friendship of the landlord still had to be fulfilled.

Li Qing didn't go with him either. He had more important things to be busy with.

"Brother Xian, why didn't you follow?" Lao Zhu scratched his face and looked at Li Qing sitting aside.

"Me? Ah, don't worry, it's not like they don't have keys." Li Qing said with a smile: "Before I go back, I have to show you something good."

"What a good thing, so mysterious?" Lao Zhu's curiosity was suddenly aroused.

Since the wise brother said something good, it must be good.

Li Qing did not rush to take out the video, but looked at Zhu Biao who seemed to be looking for something.

"Xiao Biao, you still have part of the investigation report left with me." Li Qing reached out and took out a stack of paper from his arms and handed it to Zhu Biao.

Zhu Biao suddenly said: "Looking at my nephew's memory, it turns out that this part of the report was left with my uncle."

Only then did Lao Zhu remember that among his five sons, only Zhu Biao had handed him this report?
  Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at his four sons who were whispering about something.

In fact, the four of them didn't talk about anything. They were just discussing that Li Ke was so interesting and asked them to play around Chang'an. They had to express their gratitude no matter what, saying that they would come back and take Li Ke to play around in Yingtian Mansion.

How famous is the Qinhuai River in Yingtian Mansion? Right, as the saying goes, the smoke is in the cold water, the moon is in the sand, and the Qinhuai River is close to the restaurant at night... This is what Zhu Xi mentioned just now.

"Second child, third child, fourth child, fifth child?" Lao Zhu called the names one by one. "You four have gone to see the Tang Dynasty, but there is nothing you want to say to us?"

"Ah? What are you talking about?" Zhu Ping pawed, not knowing how to answer.

Zhu Fan subconsciously felt something was wrong. He and Zhu Di looked at each other and couldn't help but feel anxious.

Damn it, Dad is thinking of looking for trouble!

"Second child, I don't know. Third child, please tell me." Lao Zhu looked at the third child, Zhu Fan.

"I think that the industrialization of the Tang Dynasty is desirable." Zhu Fan racked his brains and said: "Yes, I think that train is very convenient for traveling. When I was in the Tang Dynasty, I asked King Wu Li Ke, and he said That train can carry tens of millions of kilograms and carry thousands of people forward, covering thousands of miles in one day."

"I thought, if we can learn this about trains and railways, then our Ming Dynasty will be as strong as golden soup! Even Peiping can be reached within a few days, without fear of harassment from the Northern Yuan Dynasty!"

"Yeah." Lao Zhu hummed noncommittally and looked at Zhu Di.

"Fourth, what do you think?"

"Replying to my father, I think that the muskets and artillery currently promoted by the Tang Dynasty are really magical weapons in the military!" When Zhu Di said this, his eyebrows suddenly raised, and his expression was high: "If the weapons of the Tang Dynasty, in the When we implement it in the Ming Dynasty, not only in the Northern Yuan Dynasty, our ministers can even sweep across the desert!"

Sweep across the desert and be yourself!
  "Well, what about you, Lao Wu?" Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Zhu Ju again.

Zhu Rui smiled silly: "I think the brothel in Chang'an is quite interesting..."

Upon hearing these words, Zhu Yuanzhang's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Did you guys always hang out in brothels during the Tang Dynasty?" Lao Zhu said as he unbuttoned his belt.

"Ah, this..." Zhu Rui suddenly realized that he had made a mistake.

"Brother, are these little beasts really..."

Before Lao Zhu finished speaking, Li Qing turned on his phone and asked Lao Zhu to come over and take a look.

Lao Zhu leaned over and took a look. What appeared on the screen was him lighting up the lamp and revising the investigation report.

Our standard is still as good as ever... Lao Zhu sighed happily.

Then, the scene changed and turned into a place where birds were singing and dancing.

He saw his sons, each holding two beauties under his arms, cheering heartily.

Especially the second eldest brother, Zhu Xi, became very excited after drinking the imported wine. He ran to the railing, strode up on it, and cheered to the passers-by outside in high spirits.

"A young man doesn't know the feeling of sorrow, so he falls in love with a brothel. If he falls in love with a brothel, he forces himself to express sorrow in order to compose new lyrics!"

When the four brothers heard this, they all put their hands on their faces.

Second brother... you are really a fucking genius!
  Lao Zhu held up his belt and looked at Zhu Xi with cold eyes.

"Second brother, we heard that you don't know what it's like to be sad, so you fell in love with a brothel?"

(End of this chapter)