Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 179 Dad, you don’t want your mother to know about the fourth lady of Rich Master Liu’s family, right?

Xu Da's words immediately attracted everyone present, and even Li Qing's attention.

Who doesn’t want to hear about Lao Zhu’s embarrassing stories back then?

That is to say, Xu Da, an old friend who is old and young, dares to speak out, and no one else would dare to do so.

For this story, Li Qing even took out a table of fresh seafood. Xu Da looked at the big lobster that was longer than his arm and suddenly stopped talking.

"Tell me, Lao Xu," Li Qing stretched out his hand and broke off a large red tong: "I'll give you a pair of tongs, break it open and eat... Don't leave one hand to tell half of it."

"For this...what is this?" Xu Da hugged the pliers and suddenly realized that he couldn't remember his name.

"Lobster." Li Qingyan said concisely: "The other pliers... give it to Lao Tang. You juniors, please don't snatch it." Li Qing broke off the other large pliers and gave it to Tang He, winking at them: "I have to ask you, Uncle Tom, to tell you about your father's glorious history."

"Yes, yes, uncles, come on!" Zhu Biao was the first to cheer them up.

When it comes to father's kindness and son's filial piety, it seems that Zhu Biao is not willing to take second place.

Xu Da opened the big pliers, took a vicious bite, and said with satisfaction: "It's good enough, it has to be the immortal master. We have never eaten such delicious food."

"Uncle Xu, don't just eat..." Zhu Di wiped the saliva that had flowed to his chin and said, "Tell me the story about my father."

"Then let me tell you about it," Xu Da wiped his mouth and cleared his throat and said: "In addition to the Gao family, there was also Rich Man Liu in the village... Oh, you should know Rich Man Liu. He was the one who gave your grandfather the gift back then. The one in Grandma’s grave.”

"Ah, I often hear my father talk about this. He also said that he is going to make this old man a marquis." Zhu Di said excitedly.

When talking about this benefactor, whom even his father respected, the descendants of the Zhu family also had great respect for him.

After all, that was the person who could lend a helping hand to their father in the most critical moment.

According to the original history, Lao Zhu would make Liu Jizu the Marquis of Yihui in the eleventh year of Hongwu, and the Marquis of Yihui would retire with the country with the Ming Dynasty until the demise of the Ming Dynasty.

Of course, Liu Jizu could not have imagined that his momentary kindness would be rewarded like this.

Looking around the world, it can be said to be the investment that pays the least but reaps the most. From just a piece of land, he gained a marquis who retired from his country.

"I think back then, Mr. Liu's family was relatively wealthy. When your father and I were herding cattle, your father always liked to stare at their house." When Xu Da said this, he couldn't help but start laughing: "Guess why?"

"Why?" The curiosity of the people around him was aroused.

"Hey, it's not because of the fourth lady of Mr. Liu's family," Tang He hugged the pliers and said with a smile: "Who among us brothers doesn't know about this? Your father is a thief... well, it's just for others. I don’t have any good intentions, I just take a look every day when I pass by someone’s door.”

He wanted to say that he was still evil, but he stopped in time.

"But our brothers were poor at that time, and your father could only hide this youthful excitement in his heart." Xu Da chewed the lobster claws and seemed to be sighing: "Later, your father became rich, and we still I wanted to persuade him to send someone to search for her, but then your father had your mother and put this matter aside."

"Did my father spy on the fourth lady taking a bath?" Zhu Xi suddenly asked, thinking of the fairy match and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.

"That's absolutely not the case. Your father is a gentleman, unlike you, a bastard." Tang He said with a smile. He also stretched out his hand to split the tongs... Well, it was indeed delicious.

Zhu Xiang was stunned, curled his lips and did not continue to speak.

What do you mean by "a bastard like me"? Throw it down!

"Then how did my mother fall in love with my father?" Zhu Biao suddenly asked: "My father was a big soldier at that time, why did my mother only fall in love with him?"

"We don't know about this either." Xu Da seemed to be lamenting that Lao Zhu had such a good life, "But one thing is that when your father was young, hey, he was a handsome boy from all over the country, with thick eyebrows and big eyebrows. Eyes, the heaven is full, the earth pavilion is round, let alone your mother, there were quite a few girls who fell in love with him at that time."

"Really?" Several people looked at each other and asked, "Uncle Xu, tell me, who among us looks the most like my father?"

"The eldest...is more like your mother; the second...hey, the second is just like your father in terms of eyebrows and eyes, the third is like your mother in the nose and mouth, and the fifth is more like your mother, that's all. Four... If you have a bigger face and a little fairer appearance, you will look exactly like your father when he was young."

Xu Da commented with a drunken eye. It must be said that seafood goes better with beer the more you drink it, especially the plate of spicy fried conch clams. Xu Da felt that even the lobster was not as flavorful as the conch clams.

Mainly to highlight a drink.

"It's good to be like your mother, it's good to be like your mother." Zhu Biao was delighted. He wished he was more like his mother than his father.

Only Zhu Di was the most unhappy, hey...why am I not like my mother?

"Hahaha... drink and drink." Xu Da held the beer can and smiled happily: "This beer is really delicious. I feel it is much stronger than these and other wines. It is suitable for us fighting men to drink."

"Indeed, especially the refreshing and refreshing taste." Tang He also agreed: "It's just that it's so cold...it's hard to handle, and it has to be put in the ice cellar."

"Isn't this simple?" Li Qing said with a smile: "When our Ming Dynasty also has electricity like the Tang Dynasty, we will install air conditioners and refrigerators in all your homes, and you can enjoy the thoroughfare anytime and anywhere. A good drink that cools the heart.”

"Hey, we know the refrigerator, but what is the air conditioner?" Xu Da became curious.

"The air conditioner is used to adjust the indoor temperature. It can make the home cool in the hot summer and warm in the cold." Zhu Fan answered first, which was what Li Ke had told them before.

Well, this can be regarded as learning now and selling now in a sense.

"That's a good thing." Xu Da became interested immediately, "To tell you the truth, my back always hurts..."

"Hey, I forgot if you didn't tell me." Li Qing took out a big pill from his arms and handed it to Xu Da: "Here, after taking it, your back gangrene will be cured... Don't take it seriously, if If you allow this gangrene to grow wildly, you will die in Peking in the eighteenth year of Hongwu due to a gangrene attack."

"Thank you, Master Immortal, for giving me the medicine." Xu Da respectfully took the medicine with both hands.

"After your death, you were posthumously named King of Zhongshan, and your title was inherited by your eldest son, Xu Huizu. After your good son-in-law Jingnan got into trouble, your youngest son, Xu Zengshou, was posthumously named Duke of Dingguo. From then on, your family started a new era. The glorious era of Duke Menshuang lasted until the fall of the Ming Dynasty."

"Our family has been granted the title of longevity extension?" Xu Da's heart suddenly twitched, "What's going on? Why are we still granting the title?"

"Because he secretly helped his brother-in-law Zhu Laosi," Li Qing glanced at Zhu Di, who felt sorry for him. "He was chopped down by that bastard Jianwen... Don't think it's difficult for Zhu Laosi to be Jing. That Zhu Yunwen didn't even His grandfather and your elder brother don’t recognize him, Zhu Di’s Jingnan was endorsed by Lao Zhu, don’t worry.”

"That means our eldest daughter became a queen in history?" Xu Da was certainly happy, but with Zhu Biao nearby, he couldn't show too much joy.

"Yes, a virtuous queen." Li Qing defined, "She is quite like her mother-in-law, Queen Ma."

When Xu Da heard this, he couldn't help but grin.

"Master Immortal, what about me?" Tang He also became interested in his future.

Li Qing also took out a few large pills. Seeing this pile of pills, Tang He couldn't help but twitch in his heart.

"Don't worry, you are a long-lived person. He died of illness in the 28th year of Hongwu. After his death, he was granted the title of King of Dongou." Li Qing added: "But your sons... are all quite unlucky. , Either he died of illness in the army, or he died of illness in office."      This is not because Lao Zhu did anything. For example, Tang He's eldest son Tang Ding died of illness on his way back to the imperial court from Yunnan in the 23rd year of Hongwu. At this time Point, it is absolutely impossible for Lao Zhu to take action against Tang He. After all, his eldest son Zhu Biao is still there.

Just plain bad luck.

"Thank you, Master Immortal, for giving me the medicine!" Tang He also thanked him respectfully.

"There is no need for these common etiquettes. Just eat what you should eat from the big pills and store them away. We can get drunk and rest!" Li Qing said with a smile.

"Yes, the immortal master is right." Xu Da laughed loudly: "Let's take care of today's dinner first."

"Drink!" Tang He was full of interest now. He originally thought that he was still a bit of a marquis now, but then he was granted the title of Duke of Xin and was granted the title of King of Dongou after his death. What else could he be dissatisfied about?

In addition, the fate of his children and grandchildren has been changed, and Tang He really has nothing to worry about now.

Here they are drinking and drinking, but there is a calm atmosphere.

After finishing fishing, Lao Zhu turned around and didn't see Tang He and Xu Da. After asking around, he found out that he had been called away to drink by Zhu Biao and the other boys.

He didn't think anything of it, just let his eldest son chat with his old brother. Let's talk about rebellion. We don't really want to do it anyway, so let Biao'er take on more of the burden.

No, when he thought of this, he began to draw a picture in his mind.

If the old brothers really talked about rebellion with Biao'er, wouldn't the song's merit be theirs? No, we have to go get this first credit back.

With this thought in mind, he took the fish on hand and went to find Zhu Biao and the others.

They happened to meet Queen Ma on the way, and the couple went to the private room to look for someone.

In the private room, everyone was having a good time drinking. Lao Zhu came in unexpectedly, and everyone stood up to greet him.

"Okay, what are you two pretending to be? These are all from your own family." Lao Zhu waved his hand at them impatiently and picked up a few big fish in his other hand: "How did you know we caught it?" How many big fish are there?”

Everyone: ╬д╬

Who asked you!

But there was no way, after all, he was the emperor, so they all praised him against their will, especially Xu Da, whose thumb almost broke the roof of the yacht.

"Huh, this is quite rich today." Lao Zhu handed the fish in his hand to Erhu and said with a smile: "Brothers, how about the three of us?"

"Drink!" Even if the two of them are listening, but the old brother invites you, you must drink.

As soon as Lao Zhu sat down, Li Shimin also came to the private room. Seeing the sumptuous dishes in front of him, he couldn't help complaining: "You guys are eating good food and you don't call me, right?"

With that said, he came to Zhu Yuanzhang and sat down beside him.

Reluctantly, Li Qing added a few more dishes to them from the system.

Well, you can make money back right away, or make a lot of money, just think of it as an appetizer.

Lao Zhu and Lao Li each shared a pair of pliers. They looked at each other and unanimously handed the pliers to their queen.

Empress Ma held the tongs and looked at Lao Zhu: "Are you going to let me eat like this?"

"No way, hehe." Zhu Yuanzhang reached for the pliers and helped Queen Ma carefully open them.

Empress Changsun looked at the loving couple over there with eager eyes, and stretched out her hand to tug Li Shimin's sleeve.

"What's wrong?" Li Shimin was murmuring. When he turned around and saw the look in his queen's eyes, he understood instantly.

He also imitated Lao Zhu and helped his wife break the pliers.

"It's good to eat more pliers, you can make money." Li Shimin said with a smile: "We will play mahjong later, let's win more!"

"Catch the money!" Empress Changsun ate the lobster claws with a smile, expressing her satisfaction with Lao Li's homophone.

Lao Zhu was holding a bowl of seafood porridge. He had been fishing just now and his stomach was already empty. As soon as he took a sip, he saw Zhu Ming and the others approaching him with a flirtatious look.

"What's wrong?" Lao Zhu stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a fat and big piece of oyster, "Look at each of you, how you are smiling."

"Ah, is there any?" Zhu Xi and his brothers looked at each other. No, isn't this expression normal?

"If you have anything to say, hurry up." Lao Zhu said impatiently. He really liked those oysters.

"Yes, eat more oysters, they can strengthen your yang and nourish your kidneys."

As soon as Li Qing finished speaking, even the four little ones were no longer calm. They all picked up their chopsticks to pick up the oysters, regardless of whether they wanted to discuss the matter with Lao Zhu.

"Oh, I said you..." Lao Zhu was anxious, why didn't he eat just now, and now he's like crazy after hearing about aphrodisiac?

After all, his hands were not idle, he was flying up and down to grab them.

After the robbery, the four little ones came over again.

"There are no more oysters this time, please tell me quickly." Lao Zhu took a big mouthful of porridge. Hmm...the seafood porridge is really delicious.

"That's right, we want to ask you to approve some funds. We have recently been promoting a relationship with the Li family brother, and we are a little strapped. We would like to ask dad for support..."

After Zhu Xi said this, Lao Zhu rejected it without hesitation.

"If you don't have money, we're already being unfaithful if you don't care if you go and play. If you want money, make it yourself! No money!"

"Dad, do you really have no money?" Zhu Ping's tone seemed to be semi-certain and semi-threatening.

"No money." Lao Zhu grinned, "Okay, we are making progress, are you threatening me?"

After saying that, Lao Zhu took another mouthful of porridge.

Zhu Xi took a deep breath and saw that his mother was still eating the pliers, so he came to his father's side and whispered: "Dad, you don't want your mother to know about the fourth lady of Rich Master Liu's family..."

When Lao Zhu heard this, he couldn't hold it back and sprayed the porridge all over the faces of the four Zhu brothers.

(End of this chapter)