Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 186 Zhu Qizhen: Please give me a good time!

He is also looking at the Ming army and thinking about the future. Zhu Qizhen has no future in the Ming army camp.

A simple tent was temporarily set up on the ant nest. Zhu Qizhen was stripped naked and covered with a layer of honey, like a suckling pig about to be roasted.

An apple was stuffed into Zhu Qizhen's mouth, and he could only make a sound of "Uh-huh" and couldn't say anything.

But the look in his eyes clearly meant he was begging for mercy.

"Jie Jie Jie..." Zhu Qing smiled sadly and took a stick as bait to lure the ants towards Zhu Qizhen.

He asked for a stabilizing pill from Li Qing. Now Zhu Qizhen could only make sounds but could not make any movements.

The ants felt the sweet smell of honey on Zhu Qizhen's body, and quickly called for friends, attracting a large number of ants to crawl towards him quickly.

Zhu Qizhen wanted to move, but couldn't; even if he wanted to escape, he couldn't.

"Hey." Zhu Xi picked up a few large-looking ants and placed them on Zhu Qizhen's body.

He looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, especially when the pliers on the big ant's mouth picked up a piece of Zhu Qizhen's flesh and twisted it hard.

Torturing the Ming Dynasty's Hunjun is reasonable and lawful. Who dares to say that I am wrong? Zhu Xi's current mentality is very arrogant.

"Well -" Zhu Qizhen made a vomiting sound and spit out the apple.

No one outside could hear it. Even when Zhu Qizhen was beaten up by the Ming Dynasty Emperor's Team just now and screamed like a tom cat, no one had the guts to care.

Who are the people inside? Emperor Taizu Gao, Emperor Taizong Wen.

These two gentlemen are really... not as good-tempered as the two emperors Renzong and Xuanzong. If they really disobey them, it would be easier if only one of them dies.

If the nine tribes are implicated, it will all be over.

Besides, as for Zhu Qizhen, if they hadn't been ministers and Zhu Qizhen were kings, they would have beaten him up in the morning. Now the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty have appeared as saints and personally helped them vent their anger. It's too late to thank them, so how can they dissuade them?

The situation inside the tent was basically that of an ancestor beating his grandson, which was completely natural. Since the Yi family has been beaten, why do you want to worry about ministerial affairs?

Some people are even secretly cheering them on, asking them to use their strength. What if they can't kill Zhu Qizhen?

This brings me to the joke - Ye Xian, Wang Zhen and Zhu Qizhen were boating on the lake. Suddenly a strong wind came and the boat capsized. They asked: Who was saved?

Answer: Ming Dynasty.

Here Zhu Qizhen is suffering the due torture, but over there Wang Zuo has already found Lao Zhu.

"Emperor Taizu..."

Wang Zuo couldn't help but be cautious in his words. Who among the officials of the Ming Dynasty didn't know that Lao Zhu liked to have heart-to-heart discussions with bureaucrats?

"The Guichuan River has been occupied by Na Yexian's army, and our army cannot get water. Just now, Cai Chen ordered people to dig wells everywhere, but found nothing. If Oara is not driven back, the army may be in danger of running out of water..."

"It doesn't matter, you go back first, and I'll ask Lan Yu to bring you water later." Li Qing said with a smile.

Wang Zuo glanced at Zhu Yuanzhang, and when he saw Lao Zhu nodding, he left worriedly.

"Dear brother, do you have any good ideas?" Lao Zhu asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, there's enough for them to drink." Li Qing said with a smile.

The water in the system is really cheap. One cubic kilometer only has one thousand mood points. This is equivalent to one percent of the water volume of Qinghai Lake. Not to mention enough to satisfy hundreds of thousands of troops. Even if we drink twice as much water and drink it to death, we still won't be able to finish it.

Seeing that Lao Zhu was not in high spirits, Li Qing planned to make him happy.

"Brother Chongba, I see you are in a bad mood, why don't I tell you a joke."

Lao Li stood aside and almost laughed again, but then suddenly stopped laughing.

He almost laughed out loud because he knew Brother Xian was going to do something bad and tease people again, but he couldn't laugh because he remembered the famous painting "Emperor Taizong Personally Conquers Goguryeo" that Brother Xian talked about.

Damn you little slave, I have to whip you again when I get back!

"Oh? What kind of joke?" Lao Zhu immediately became interested and asked, rubbing his hands.

"Ahem... Well, let's just say that you, Lao Zhu, met Brother Li in Chang'an. During the break, the two of them were bored, so they started competing to see whose guard was more loyal."

"Brother Li came first. He called his bodyguard Wang Fangyi in, opened the window on the twentieth floor and said: 'Wang Fangyi, jump down from here!'"

"Wang Fangyi cried and said: 'Your Majesty, how could you do this? I still have a wife and children...'."

"Brother Li was sad, and said with tears that it was his fault, and asked Wang Fangyi to leave. Then it was Lao Zhu's turn, and you also loudly ordered your bodyguard Erhu: "Erhu, jump down from here! "."

"Erhu jumped down without saying a word. Brother Li was shocked, went up and hugged him and said loudly: "Are you crazy? You'll die if you jump! "."

"As a result, Erhu struggled and was about to jump off, and said at the same time: "Let me go, bastard!" I still have a wife and children! "."

It would have been better not to tell this joke. After telling it, Lao Zhu's face turned even darker, and even turned purple.

The Ming Dynasty ministers on the side were holding back laughter, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. Of course they understood the meaning of the joke, but the boss was right next to them and they were risking their lives?

The person involved, Erhu, looked strange on the side. Li Qing was right. Even if it was for his wife and children, he would not dare not dance.

Li Shimin had no scruples and smiled happily.

Seeing that Lao Zhu was still unhappy, Li Qing planned to tease him again.

"Then let me tell you one more thing, let's talk about Zhu Di... Well, during the Yongle period, a delegation came, and they were met by Zhu Di to talk. After they left, Zhu Di looked around and couldn't find his thumb, so Then go and call Ji Gang, the commander of the Jinyi Guards."

"Go chase the envoys and find out who among them has taken my ring, Zhu Di said."

"Ji Gang hurriedly chased the mission. A quarter of an hour later, Zhu Di found his ring finger under a pile of memorials. He called Ji Gang: 'Look, I found the ring finger.'"

"'It's too late,' Ji Gang said. 'Half of the envoy has admitted that they took your wrench, and the other half has died in prison.'"

Zhu Laosi on the side didn't have any scruples. When he heard the joke, he looked up to the sky and laughed.

"Uncle, this joke is really wonderful."

I didn't dare to laugh just now, but now I'm letting out the smile I just had.

It's hard to tell whether he was just complimenting the former or the latter joke.

Seeing Zhu Di laughing out loud, the people around him also laughed, and for a moment, the camp was filled with happy air. Not to mention how Zhu Qi Town was prepared over there, what urgently needs to be solved is the drinking water problem of the 200,000 troops. Li Qing filled up the deep wells dug by Wang Zuo and once again created an army of cheap, delicious and large-volume instant noodles.

Hmm...industrial smell.

Every camp was in full swing, and the soldiers were squatting aside with bowls in hand to eat noodles. Li Qing was also holding a big bowl, squatting next to Lao Zhu, and slurping noodles with Li Shimin.

"I wish I could have eaten this when we were begging..." Lao Zhu shook his head and said, "Then the most delicious thing in our mind is not the Pearl Jade White Jade Soup. Alas, it's a pity that Guanglu Temple makes it, even if we add more There are so many expensive ingredients, but I can’t replicate the taste in my memory.”

"You've been hungry for a long time. Everything you eat tastes good." Li Qing remarked pertinently: "It's like staying in a military camp for three years, and the sows are as good as Diao Chan."

"Brother Xian, what you said makes sense, then next time we want to eat, we will be hungry for two days." Lao Zhu smiled and sucked away a bowl of noodles.

Perhaps because he smelled the fragrance, Zhu Ping ran out of the tent with several brothers and two juniors. Seeing that everyone was holding a bowl of noodles in their hands, Zhu Ping complained: "You didn't even call us when you were eating!"

"Seeing that you guys are playing well, I plan to call again later." Li Qing said honestly. He was eating noodles and pickled mustard. The taste of the noodles was a little bland. It seemed that Huotoujun didn't put all the seasoning packets in. .

However, it is understandable that salt is a rare thing these days, not to mention that the seasoning bag also contains an unexplainable strong fragrance, so the Huotou Army who are used to being poor are not willing to put too many seasoning bags and plan to keep some. One time use.

Zhu Ping and the others quickly ran to the position of the marching pot and each filled a bowl. Just after taking a sip, Zhu Xi rolled his eyes and had another idea.

"Let's go, listen to me." Zhu Xi held the bowl and said to his brothers: "Follow me to the tent. Let's eat in front of Zhu Qizhen and make him hungry to death!"

"What a good idea! Second brother is really a good idea!" Zhu Fan's eyes lit up. Why couldn't he think of so many torturous tricks?

He probably doesn't know that historically his second brother likes to torture people for fun.

But now it can be regarded as being used in the right place, torturing humanoid creatures like Zhu Qizhen, no matter how hard it is.

Not long after, Zhu Qizhen's pleading came from the tent.

"Ancestors, ancestors, just give me one bite, one bite! Just one bite is enough, please!" Zhu Qizhen's voice was so sad that it made everyone cry when he heard it. It was so miserable.

As soon as he finished speaking, an angry voice sounded.

"Me! Me! Dog-footed me!"

The voice seemed to belong to Zhu Fan, and there was a sound of fists hitting the flesh.

Zhu Fan and Li Ke learned this recently, and Li Ke... learned it from a certain Gao who did not want to be named.

Well... wise and cruel, this is indeed what Lao San said. The same cruelty is applied to Zhu Qizhen, and he can be regarded as a professional counterpart.

Zhu Qizhen was almost going crazy from torture. He had already contributed nearly 100,000 emotional points in such a long time. He had already closed the gap of instant noodles and water, and even had a surplus.

How did you say that? Wool, after all, he still comes from the sheep.

Of course, Zhu Qizhen cannot be allowed to starve to death, but there is still no problem if he is hungry for one or two meals.

Zhu Qizhen is hungry now, ants are crawling on his body, and the cold autumn wind is blowing, making his heart feel cool and flying.

"I……"

"Huh?" Six people raised their heads at the same time and looked fiercely at Zhu Qizhen, who had no idea.

Zhu Qizhen immediately changed his words in a cowardly manner: "I just want to die quickly, and I also hope that the ancestors will make it easier..."

"Oh, you can't die." Zhu Xi said angrily: "If you die, how can we deal with my uncle and my father? Not only can you not die, you have to live well!"

"Ah? Living well?" Zhu Qizhen cursed in his heart, do you think I look like I am living well?

"Well, why don't you live a good life?" Zhu Xi looked back at his brothers, "After you finish eating, leave some leftovers for the town."

"Ah? I still want to eat leftovers?" Zhu Qizhen was shocked when he heard this.

How could he have ever enjoyed such treatment since he was a child? After hearing that I was going to eat leftovers, I couldn't help but start to panic.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Xi smiled slightly.

"Eat the leftovers? Haha..." Zhu Xi glanced at him and said to the brothers: "Put the leftovers together, yes, yes, yes, yes, in the swill bucket. Put it in there overnight. It will go rancid tomorrow. Feed him again!”

Zhu Qizhen shouted angrily: "You... you! Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"

"Do you really think you are a scholar?" Zhu Ming's smile was as disdainful as possible: "To tell you, to keep you alive is already an act of kindness from us outside the law! Still want to eat well? Dreaming! When will you When you realize that you were wrong, we will let you go!"

"I know my mistake now, I know my mistake now!" Zhu Qizhen shouted aggrievedly.

"Hey, I feel aggrieved by your tone," Zhu Xi chuckled: "We are all reasonable ancestors. You just need to tell us that you know your mistakes. Do you know where you went wrong?"

Zhu Qizhen opened his mouth, ah this...

He just temporarily said "I was wrong", but if you ask him where he went wrong, he really doesn't know...

"It seems you still don't know what's wrong." Zhu Ping shook his head pitifully: "Then don't blame us ancestors for being ruthless... The third, fourth, and fifth, Gao Xu Zhanji, take a rest after dinner An hour, half an hour later, let’s continue to teach this thing that is worse than sesame seed cakes!”

Zhu Qizhen closed his eyes in despair. He knew that it was all over. He had fallen into the hands of these ancestors, and even his mother-in-law and grandson Queen Mother could not save him.

In the distance, Boyan Timur looked at the smoke rising above the Tumu Fort, and muttered in his heart: "Brother, the Ming army can still bury pots to make rice. Can our strategy of waiting for work be effective?"

Ye Xian looked like he had the pearls of wisdom in hand and said firmly: "Of course there is no problem. The Tumu Fort is located so high that it is not easy to drill a well. If you want to get water, you can only come to Guicheng River. Now that Guicheng River is occupied by us, the Ming army The water supply will be cut off only today and tomorrow."

"If we keep guard for another day tomorrow, if people don't get water, they won't be able to hold on for a few days. How can I pretend to talk to the Ming army the day after tomorrow and make way for them to get water? If they are hungry and thirsty, the Ming army will be in chaos! "

"Brother is really a god!" Boyan Timur patted the rainbow fart with a look of admiration.

Of course, Ye Xian didn't know what happened in the Ming army's camp. Now, after a series of overwhelming victories, his mentality has gradually drifted away.

In his opinion, the Ming army was just a turtle in a urn, and victory was easy and easy to win.

(End of this chapter)