Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!
Chapter 198: Menzi, give him the whole job!
Chapter 198: Menzi, give him the whole job!
Zhu Houcong felt that he was unjustly accused. You said that he was the only one who did all the things that Grandfather Taizu just said.
But if you want to resist, you definitely don’t dare.
If you ask him if he still has the courage to cultivate immortality, he definitely does, and it is very big.
The emperor may not do it, but the immortal must practice it.
But now that Li Qing is here, there is a better and more reliable choice for cultivating immortals.
Seeing Zhu Houcong holding his head and no longer struggling, Lao Zhu felt that it was boring and signaled everyone to stop.
Zhu Houcong, who was still erecting his body on the ground, saw the opportunity and immediately crawled to Li Qing's side, saying that he wanted to listen to the holy teachings of the immortal master.
"I have nothing to say, just do your best." Li Qing looked at Zhu Houcong meaningfully: "This boy has a very good life. He will have at least twenty more years of good work. Work hard and wait until you really do it. If you become a good emperor, I will lead you to become an immortal."
"Is what the Immortal Master said true?" Zhu Houcong's eyes were sparkling. Becoming an immortal and becoming an ancestor was his lifelong wish.
"The medicine I gave you has initially strengthened your body. If you don't believe me, just lift that incense burner." Li Qing pointed to the giant incense burner in the hall.
Zhu Houcong walked over, smiled, stretched out his hand to push, and said, "Haha... How could I... eh?"
With a bang, the incense burner hit the pillar in the hall. If he hadn't used too much force, the pillar would have been broken into two sections.
"Be careful to control your intensity in the future." Li Qing said with a smile: "Now you are considered invulnerable to all poisons and bullets - ordinary doctors cannot cure you, so there is no need to worry about encountering your uncle and your cousin. thing."
Speaking of this, Zhu Houzhao's face turned red.
"Houcong thanks the immortal master for his great kindness!" Zhu Houcong knelt on the ground with a plop, thinking that he must build a temple for the immortal master.
"Don't be in a hurry to thank me. Let's talk ugly first. If you can't do your job as emperor well, I'll beat you up next time." Li Qing took off the fragrant leaf crown he was wearing on his head and threw it to the ground in disgust: "This thing... just don't wear it, and stop practicing as an immortal. Immortal cultivation is not like yours."
"Then what should Houcong do..." Zhu Houcong immediately hit the snake and put it on the stick.
"Live a normal life, don't make elixirs." Li Qing looked at him with disgust, "Look at the things you use to make elixirs... are they edible? You are not afraid of excessive heavy metals."
"The immortal master is right, Houcong will smash the alchemy furnace now." Zhu Houcong agreed, fearing that he would make Li Qing angry and not take him to cultivate immortality.
"Don't just think about cultivating immortals. When you first came to power, how complacent were you?" Li Qing reached out and patted Zhu Houcong's head: "You just worked hard for a few years, and then you gave up? Where is your original intention?"
Zhu Houcong lowered his head, and after a moment of silence he said solemnly: "Master Immortal, it's not that Houcong doesn't want to, it's that he can't."
"My daily intrigues with the courtiers have exhausted my efforts. I don't know who is loyal to me and who is not loyal to me in this court."
"Every time a government order is issued, all the ministers are obeying and disobeying it. I have to identify the loyal and traitors one by one. It's so difficult for me! What should I do, what should I do..."
At this point, Zhu Houcong covered his face with his hands and shed tears.
When Lao Zhu saw Zhu Houcong's appearance, he immediately got angry, rushed in front of him, and slapped his face with his hand.
"You have to act like a man! Can you act like a man!"
"When something happens, I will cover my face and complain, wuwuwu, what should I do, what should I do, it's ridiculous!"
Lao Zhu imitated Zhu Houcong's look just now to 10%, even Zhu Houcong himself didn't hold back and laughed out loud.
"Clean up your Jinyiwei and Dongchang. That Lu Bing is the young man who saved you several times." Lao Zhu began to help Zhu Houcong point out generals: "And that Huang Jin, you can rely on both of them. People. You should change things here first, and after we go back and deal with the Hongzhi Dynasty and Zhengde Dynasty, we will send someone over to help you."
"With Grandpa Taizu taking action, my grandson won't be afraid anymore!" Zhu Houcong immediately became energetic, and then muttered angrily: "My money! They must spit it out to me!"
"Indeed, if you take one million and they take two million, do you still want to thank them?" Li Qing answered from the side.
Zhu Houcong:...
What should I do? It seems that the immortal master stole my lines?
Since Zhu Houcong doesn't have the chess piece Yan Maoqing yet, Li Qing didn't mention Mao Qingyan.
Li Qing is assured of Zhu Houcong's ability. It's just that this guy doesn't put his thoughts in the right place, which makes people hate him more.
You said that if he was as stupid as Chongzhen, it would be better to let him focus on cultivating immortality in the harem. Maybe if he had to worry about it for two less years, the Ming Dynasty would not die so quickly.
In fact, among the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, there were only a few real fools. In fact, Zhu Qizhen, this bitch, can be considered a person if we talk about politics alone. It's a pity that he is too weak in the military. So there is nothing that needs to be cultivated for the time being, especially this Zhu Houcong. Not only does he not need to teach, but he can also teach others.
After encouraging Zhu Houcong a few words, Li Qing left him a bunch of mobile phones, and then returned to Hongwu Nian with Lao Zhu and the others.
There's nothing much to say. It just depends on whether Zhu Houcong does human affairs or not.
If you don't do the job of being an emperor, someone else will do it!
If it weren't for Zhu Houcong's good ability, he would have been chopped up long ago, and he would have been kept until now to let him change his ways?
Lao Zhu's temper is not very good. If Zhu Houcong dares to do this again if he is caught by him, he may not be able to solve it with a beating.
There are no major events in the Hongwu Dynasty now. Three days before they returned, the Ming Navy navy had officially set off for the Japanese country.
After being busy for thirteen times, even Lao Zhu, who has the same physique as a Terminator, is a little bit too much.
November is coming soon, and Zhu Yuanzhang plans to consolidate the current plane before going to the next emperor plane.
After all, after Jiajing, Longqing was acceptable. Zhu Yijun’s nodes were the 20th year of Wanli (the first Wanli Korean War) and the 47th year of Wanli (the Battle of Saarhu), Zhu Changluo’s first year of Taichang (the Hongwan Case), Zhu Youxiao's seventh year of Tianqi and Zhu Youjian's fourteenth year of Chongzhen.
Each one has a fierce battle waiting for Lao Zhu, so Li Qing also expressed his understanding and would take his time first.
Take a rest and wait for the Hongwu Dynasty to form a crushing force before going to settle accounts with them.
What? Why don't you ask Li Shimin's Tang army to fight? That person, Lao Zhu, also has his own pride. This is my Ming Dynasty's business. It is normal to pay for some officials; but if you pay for soldiers, the nature changes.
Li Qing didn't know where his sensitivity lay. Anyway, it wasn't his Da Ming, so he didn't bother to care.
For the time being, only Datang is required to unify the world on the World Tree. As for helping Daming, he is just a little helper and does a small favor out of love.
On the third day after returning to the Hongwu Dynasty, Luo Ye brought a message that Li Xian's plane also unified the world.
After getting the essence of the world, Li Qing thought about it for a while and put the essence on "Han".
Hmm... Should I go to Han or Song first? His difficulty in choosing has returned.
He had no choice but to go to Lao Zhu and Lao Li to make up his mind.
"Of course we'll go to Dahan first!" Lao Zhu shouted. Besides Li Shimin, Liu Bang was his favorite emperor.
Unlike Ying Zheng, who always had nothing to say, Liu Laosan was one of the emperors that Lao Zhu praised every day.
The other one, the other one is of course Li Shimin.
"Anyway, everyone can go, so let's go." Lao Li said that as an emperor, I never have to answer multiple-choice questions - I want them all! "This is a good idea!" Lao Zhu smiled happily and agreed with Li Shimin's proposal: "Then let's all go, first go to the Song Dynasty and bring Song Tai... Zhao Kuangyin."
Subconsciously, he wanted to address him as Taizu of the Song Dynasty, but thinking of his status as Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, Lao Zhu chose to call him Zhao Kuangyin.
It’s good that I didn’t call you Zhao Dahei!
Frankly speaking, Lao Zhu still respects Zhao Kuangyin very much. After all, when their Red Scarf Army launched an uprising, it was under the banner of the Song Dynasty.
Li Qing also thought it was okay. If he went to the Song Dynasty, he could start telling a Song Dynasty joke every day.
But after all, he couldn't go directly like this, and he didn't have a lot of quota, so he pinched Zhao Kuangyin's weakness.
After much deliberation, let Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang each lead a thousand troops.
By controlling Zhao Kuangyin's palace, wouldn't it be possible to talk to him calmly?
Based on the principle of killing two birds with one stone, Li Qing chose Kaibao Nine Years.
This can not only relieve Zhao Kuangyin's blood pressure, but also relieve Li Shimin's blood pressure along the way.
After all, according to legend, Li Yu's ancestor was the son of Tang Xuanzong, Yong Wang Li Lin.
……
In the ninth year of Kaibao, Funing Palace.
As the residence of Zhao Kuangyin, Funing Palace is theoretically similar to Qianqing Palace.
Zhao Kuangyin was in high spirits during happy events, so he drank two more glasses of wine at the banquet without knowing it.
Just today, he formally accepted the surrender of Li Yu, the leader of the Southern Tang Dynasty, in the court hall and named him a disobedient prince. After Li Yu formally surrendered, the only opponents of the Song Dynasty were the Northern Han Dynasty and the Liao Dynasty in the north.
Drowsily, he felt something was wrong.
Why...why does it feel so shiny?
He steeled himself and looked up. The alcohol in his body immediately dissipated, and an icy coldness shot straight from his tailbone to Tianling Gai.
Before he knew it, he was surrounded by a group of strong men wearing heavy armor.
rebel? Zhao Kuangyin's mind changed rapidly and he immediately denied the idea.
This type of armor was something he had never seen before. No matter whether it was the Song Dynasty, the Southern Tang Dynasty, or the Liao Kingdom, it was impossible to have such craftsmanship.
While he was thinking about it, he suddenly felt that his eyes were covered.
"Guess who I am?"
A familiar voice sounded from his ears.
*Rage value from Zhao Kuangyin +20000
"You think I'm a child, and you still guess?" Zhao Kuangyin said angrily: "Zhao Guangyi! You ambitious bitch! Are you so impatient!"
Of course he would not admit that the voice was that of his brother Zhao Guangyi. After all, no one except Zhao Guangyi could sneak into the palace quietly without any obstruction.
"You're right, he really can't wait." The voice behind him changed and became extremely young.
Zhao Kuangyin was startled and turned around, just in time to see a handsome young man, a middle-aged man wearing a Tang Dynasty imperial robe, and a middle-aged man wearing coarse cloth.
It's Li Qing and the three of them.
Zhao Guangyi's voice just now was imitated by Li Qing, just to scare Zhao Kuangyin.
"Who are you?" Zhao Kuangyin asked hesitantly.
He wanted to call someone, but held back.
Just kidding, people surrounded Funing Palace like an iron barrel. Who gave him the courage to call people? Liang Jingru?
Zhao Kuangyin is not stupid, he knows what it means to be a hero who knows the current affairs.
"Do you still remember Li Yu who was captured by you in the palace today?" Li Qing asked in a low voice.
Zhao Kuangyin nodded, how could he not remember Li Yu?
He still can't forget Li Yu's sighing look.
While he was happy, Zhao Kuangyin also sighed secretly, hoping that his descendants would not be arrested and humiliated in the future. Even if he abdicates like Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, he can still retain some dignity.
"This is Li Yu's ancestor!" Li Qing pointed at Li Shimin with a smile.
Li Shimin:?
Didn’t it mean that Li Ye’s son was the last one? What happened to Li Yu captured by Zhao Dahei?
"Tang...Tang Taizong?" Zhao Kuangyin was shocked, but he immediately waved his hand and said: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. Li Yu and his family just pretended to be the ancestor of Yong Wang Li Lin..."
"Besides, Tang Taizong was a figure three hundred years ago. How could he come to our Song Dynasty?" He added to himself.
It's not that he doesn't believe it, it's just too bizarre. Furthermore, it was not like he had never seen light armor before, and it was completely different from the armor these people wore.
"Guess what? He is really Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. The person behind you is Zhu Yuanzhang, the founder of the Ming Dynasty after the Song Dynasty." Li Qing introduced Zhao Kuangyin, "Old Zhao, we have no other purpose here this time. We just want to talk to you. To make friends……"
"Do any of you make friends like this?" Zhao Kuangyin's voice was a little angry: "You brought hundreds of people into my palace in the middle of the night and told me, 'I want to make friends with you'? What do you think? Should I believe it or not?"
"Just tell me whether you want to make this friend or not!" Li Qing asked fiercely.
Following his words, Zhu Ping, who was wearing armor, also pulled out his sword in cooperation, making a "choking" sound.
"Do you think I have room to refuse?" Zhao Kuangyin took a deep breath and sighed: "Tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"
He didn't believe a word Li Qing said.
What about the liar? You brought such a large group of people just to make friends with me?
Do you think I am a three-year-old child?
"Look, you don't believe it again." Li Qing sighed. Since Zhao Kuangyin didn't believe their "good intentions", he could only adopt Plan B.
He turned back to Zhu Xi and said: "Come on, Xizi, give him the whole job!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Xi immediately stepped forward.
Long before coming, Zhu Fang and Li Qing had rehearsed how to live, and now was the moment to witness the miracle.
"Fuck, go, ignore!"
(Please give me a monthly pass, please give me a monthly pass. I use my mobile phone code when I eat. If I see a typo, please leave a message to correct it. I will continue to eat...)
(End of this chapter)
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