Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 200 The Invincible Iron Fist Zhao Kuangyin

Of course Zhao Kuangyin was angry. If the boys under his younger brother looked like a human being, he would hold his nose and endure it.

After a long time of fussing, what do you mean, in the words of the immortal master, "a weasel lays mice, and one litter is worse than the next"?

Zhao Kuangyin became popular.

"Actually, if you don't understand the concept of Feng Chan Taishan, let me give you an example." Li Qing said with a smile: "After Sima Yi, do you still have people swearing by Luo Shui?"

*The frustration value from Zhao Kuangyin +10000

"Right, ever since Sima Yi took Luo Shui as his oath, this oath has become synonymous with fraud."

Indeed, since the Luoshui fraud incident, no one has sworn to Luoshui anymore.

Just like people since the Song Dynasty were ashamed of the name "Hui", modern people do not use "Jingwei" in their names.

However, Song Zhenzong was not completely without contribution. At least he went to Mount Tai, and later generations were so disgusted that they did not even go to Zen. For people like Qianlong who, when they encounter a stone on the roadside, want to stick their butt out and leave a mark. It is really a blessing to not go to Mount Tai to be enshrined.

Even if you go to Mount Tai to worship, you can leave 170 poems and more than 130 stone tablets. According to Yan Laosi's bad habits, if the ceremony is as grand as the Zen ceremony, it may be on the fist-sized stone on top of the Jade Emperor. Both have to be engraved with two chapters.

It's really hard to imagine that kind of scene, it was a catastrophe.

The legitimacy of Zhao Guangyi's succession has long since disappeared with his attitude towards his widowed sister-in-law, younger brother and nephews after he succeeded to the throne. Even if he succeeded to the throne in a normal way, he is still covered in yellow mud - it is either shit or shit.

Now Zhao Kuangyin's thoughts are all about beating Zhao Guangyi to death. This is no longer an ordinary waste, he must hit hard!

He looked at Li Shimin and took a deep breath.

"Yes, you should really ask Brother Li for advice on how to deal with your stupid brother." Li Qing said with a smile: "When it comes to killing younger brothers, Brother Li is more than just a professional?"

Li Shimin nodded calmly. He never regretted killing Li Yuanji, and he even had to applaud himself every time he dreamed about it late at night.

"Don't feel any psychological pressure. He was the one who felt sorry for you first. Let's do it! Old Zhao!"

"If we were you, we would have taken action long ago." Lao Zhu smiled coolly from the side.

Who doesn’t know how to make sarcastic remarks? Besides, Lao Zhu also felt bad for Zhu Di.

Why do you think a dog-like thing like Zhao Guangyi got into this group of Taizongs?

"I'm so blind! I actually let something worse than a pancake be made into Kaifeng Yin!" Zhao Kuangyin cursed angrily.

Well, you are right, eating cooking cakes was indeed popular in the Song Dynasty.

He walked around angrily. After a while, he raised his hand and wanted to call Wang Jien. After thinking about it, he denied it to himself.

"No, Wang Jien can't..."

According to what Li Qing said, Wang Jien was obviously already on the line with Jin Wang Zhao Guangyi.

It's no wonder that Wang Jien turned to Zhao Guangyi. Since the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, there has been a political habit of Yin Yin serving as the vice-president of the capital, which is basically an open "hidden rule."

The so-called "Beijing Yin Yin is the vice-president of the crown prince" means that as a prince, he can serve as the governor of the capital, and he is usually the confirmed crown prince.

Therefore, Wang Jien's defection to Zhao Guangyi, this political investment is also expected.

But Zhao Kuangyin obviously didn't think so. He had no intention of passing it on to his younger brother.

"Brother Li, Brother Zhu." Zhao Kuangyin clasped his fists at the two colleagues: "Can you lend me a thousand soldiers and horses to capture the traitor?"

"No problem, that... second child." Lao Zhu turned back to look at Zhu Xi, "Go, follow your Uncle Zhao's people to bring that boy Zhao Guangyi!"

"Yes!" Zhu Xi cupped his fists and said.

"De Zhao, go and follow you... Well, Brother Zhu will bring someone here." Zhao Kuangyin thought for a while, as brothers fighting tigers, it would be more reliable to send his son to fight as a father and son soldier.

Even if his son rebels, he still has to hold his nose and push himself into the Ancestral Temple - like Li Shimin.

But my brother is not sure.

Zhao Kuangyin obviously had no interest in chatting. Since Zhao Dezhao and Zhu Ping left, he just sat there and sighed.

What can you sigh about? Isn't it his brother's fault?

Not long after, Zhao Guangyi was brought over, still wearing a pair of underwear.

"Father! I brought my third uncle back!" Zhao Dezhao reported his victory happily, "He actually went to the mansion of the disobedient prince and forced Xiao Zhou to submit..."

"Bah!" Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang spat together, this is their grandson.

My husband is still here. Besides, you are doing this whole thing in an upright and upright manner. What kind of man do you look like to be so sneaky?

"Who is your third uncle? You don't have such a ruthless, shameless uncle!" Zhao Kuangyin glared at Zhao Guangyi: "It's hard to guard against domestic thieves even if they are against all odds. I thought that a military man who is in a high position is a fool, but I didn't expect that the one who is in a high position is actually a silverfish. Thief! Hateful!"

It should be noted that one of their brothers had an eldest brother who died young. The eldest brother is Zhao Kuangji, the second child is Zhao Kuangyin, the third child is Zhao Guangyi, and the fourth child is Zhao Tingmei. So... Zhao Guangyi should be the third uncle according to the ranking order.

In addition, Zhao Tingmei's original name was Zhao Kuangmei. After Zhao Kuangyin ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, he changed his name to Zhao Guangmei. After Zhao Guangyi ascended the throne, in order to avoid taboo, he finally changed his name to Zhao Tingmei.

For the sake of comfort, this place is called Zhao Tingmei.

Zhao Guangyi was so frightened that he did not dare to refute.

He was never a heroic man, not even a hero.

"Take him out! Hang him!" Zhao Kuangyin waved his hands in disgust.

Immediately, someone dragged Zhao Guangyi out and presented him with a pure white hada.

"If you die like this, this kid will get an advantage." Li Qing gave Zhao Kuangyin a meaningful look.

Zhao Kuangyin chuckled: "Since the Immortal Master can bring the two royal brothers to our court, he must also be able to go to the period when Zhao Guangyi usurped the throne. It will not be too late to take good care of him by then."

"You're right, lock him up with Zhu Qizhen and let Zhu Xi take care of him - hey, let me tell you, Xi Zi is very, very professional in how to deal with such a bastard." Li Qing He held Zhu Ping's shoulders and introduced Zhao Kuangyin with a smile.

"Uncle Zhao, trust me." Zhu Xiang frowned and cupped his hands.

"My dear nephew." Zhao Kuangyin grinned, "Everyone, please stay here for a few days. After I finish taking care of the funeral arrangements for that thing that is worse than a pancake at the court meeting, we can go together to capture Zhao Guangyi!"

……

On the second day, Zhao Kuangyin announced at the court that Zhao Guangyi, the king of Jin, had rebelled and usurped the throne and had been sentenced to death. His son was demoted to a commoner and only the chief culprit was punished, leaving the others alone. He named Zhao Dezhao the crown prince and temporarily supervised state affairs. The king of Qi and Zhao Defang were the kings of Qin and jointly assisted the government.

The court officials had no intention of objecting to the established result. After all, Zhao Guangyi was already completely cold. As the saying goes, when people leave, no one will open their eyes for Zhao Guangyi.

"I want a pair of iron fists today! I will fight from this dynasty to the end of the Song Dynasty!" Zhao Kuangyin gritted his teeth and rubbed his fists.

This time, Lao Li planned to send troops to deal with these rebellious officials and traitors in the Song Dynasty.

Lao Li also said something like this. You, Tsong Song, have nothing to do with you just to slander me like this. It’s all about seeing if I take Tiance Army to your house and knock your sandbox.

What Ouyang Xiu, what Song Qi, I think you are Shuke and Beta.

Zhao Kuangyin's son was unhappy, and there were powerful enemies from the Song Dynasty around him. He could handle one or two, but he couldn't handle more.

Therefore, after weighing the situation, Zhao Kuangyin decided that he only wanted to divide the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty to Lao Li and Lao Zhu.

Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang... had great objections to this. I can't manage even one-third of an acre of land, let alone so much land in the Song Dynasty. After several discussions, it was finally decided to send troops to collect some military expenses.

Send 10,000 troops, pay 50,000 guan a day, and take care of your own food and grass. This is a good thing... For the Song Dynasty, it was not a problem at all.

"Before we leave, let me tell you another joke." Li Qing said with a smile, holding Zhao Kuangyin's shoulders.

"Master Immortal, please speak." Zhao Kuangyin didn't want to listen at first, but since it was Li Qing who wanted to speak, he couldn't bear to offend Li Qing's face.

No one should be offended by the Immortal Master.

"Q: Which country is the richest?" Li Qing looked around and asked with a smile.

Everyone was lost in thought, Li Shimin was the first to laugh and said: "Could it be the Tang Dynasty in my prosperous Kaiyuan era?"

There is a reason why Lao Li is so confident. After all, "the rice is dripping with fat, the corn is white, and both the public and private warehouses are abundant."

Seeing Li Qing shaking his head, Zhu Yuanzhang also said: "Then...could it be me, the Ming Dynasty?"

Li Qing still shook his head.

"Could it be the Song Dynasty?" Zhu Ping suddenly thought of a possibility.

This time Li Qing did not shake his head, but asked with a smile: "Why do you say that?"

"Ah... I don't know." Zhu Xi sighed, "I'd like to ask uncle to clarify my doubts."

Li Qing chuckled, leaned back and forth after a while and said: "Because it has been robbed for hundreds of years, and compensation has been paid for hundreds of years, but it has not been completely compensated."

Zhao Kuangyin's whole body was in bad condition.

The people around him were stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

This little joke from the Song Dynasty every day is so essential.

Under Zhao Kuangyin's red eyes, Li Qing activated the teleportation and disappeared into Funing Palace with everyone.

……

In the fourth year of Taiping and Xingguo's reign, Funing Palace.

Due to the unfavorable situation of the Northern Expedition, Zhao Guangyi was in an extremely bad mood and often insulted others over trivial matters. Therefore, the victory of the Taiyuan War in defeating the Northern Han Dynasty was delayed again and again, and rewards were given regardless of merit.

The courtiers complained about this, but considering the emperor's current mood, they dared to complain privately but did not dare to speak out.

Tired of living? Rushing to find death?

Of course, Zhao Dezhao also noticed the mood among the courtiers, so after many weighings, he decided to talk to his uncle Zhao Guangyi about this matter.

He thought better. After all, he was his uncle's nephew. It was perfect for him, Zhao Dezhao, to speak about this matter. In any case, for the sake of family ties, Zhao Guangyi would not blame him no matter what he did.

However, he forgot that when his good uncle's donkey cart drifted, the ministers who stayed behind were ready to support him as emperor.

Perhaps his political sense is not sensitive enough.

Zhao Guangyi was sitting behind the desk with a bored look on his face. When he saw Zhao Dezhao coming, he forced a smile and said, "Is Dezhao here?"

"I see your Majesty!" Zhao Dezhao's etiquette was impeccable.

An uncle is an uncle. After all, the other person is the emperor, so he still needs to have the proper etiquette. After all, it's not strange to have too many people.

"Hey, Dezhao, why do you, my uncle and my nephew, need to be so polite?" Zhao Guangyi smiled so hard that it was hard to tell what he was thinking about writing in his heart.

How did you say that? The dough is lumpy just because your heart is confused?

Although he was polite on the surface, Zhao Guangyi was very small-minded and still remembered the previous ministers' desire to support Zhao Dezhao.

After a few more pleasantries, Zhao Dezhao finally stated the purpose of his visit.

"Uncle, I think you should be rewarded based on your merits for conquering Taiyuan and quelling the puppet Han, and it is not appropriate to suppress them any more. There is already a lot of criticism among the courtiers about this..."

As soon as he said this, Zhao Guangyi's expression turned from cloudy and gloomy to gloomy.

Okay, that's great. I know you're a thief.

He was instantly furious and slapped the table in front of him hard, making a thud sound.

"When you become emperor yourself, it won't be too late to reward you for your merits!" Zhao Guangyi cursed angrily.

Zhao Dezhao looked at his uncle who suddenly changed his face in shock, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

These words were really heartbreaking. Zhao Dezhao himself was a very thoughtful person, and he couldn't figure out how to understand his uncle's words for a while.

Then he recalled the rumor that his uncle had defeated Gaolianghe and the courtiers were ready to support him.

He understood everything at once. It turned out that his uncle had been holding back and was waiting for this moment.

Zhao Dezhao didn't remember how he came out of Funing Palace. When he regained consciousness again, he had already returned to the house.

There was a self-deprecating smile on his face. The Golden Chamber Alliance was just a trick to fool fools.

Once the throne is in your hands, can you still pass it on to your nephew? Do you really think people today are as simple and honest as they were during Taibo Wu’s time?

He lingered in the courtyard for a long time and finally took down a long sword from the wall of the main hall.

As soon as he put it on his neck, he heard a loud shout.

"Young lady Zhao Dezhao! He's so worthless!"

The voice was so familiar that Zhao Dezhao had hallucinations.

Immediately afterwards, a big black palm was wrapped in a strong wind and stuck on his face.

Zhao Dezhao was staggered and took several steps before he regained his balance.

He raised his head in shock and looked at where the slap came from.

It was his father who had passed away for several years without knowing it. At this moment, he was suddenly slapping his face and looking at him fiercely. He had a tendency to slap him again if he disagreed with him.

"Father?" Zhao Dezhao knelt on the ground with a plop: "You... aren't you already dead?"

"Even if I'm not dead, I'm still dead because of this coward!" Zhao Kuangyin cursed angrily: "Look at you, what do you look like? You were just scolded by others, but you came here to commit suicide?"

Zhao Dezhao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. He felt that the energy he had lost in the nine years since Kaibao suddenly came back.

"Father! You died so miserably!" Zhao Dezhao shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Shout! Call me Niang!" Zhao Kuangyin made another loud noise, pulled Zhao Dezhao's collar, and cursed with blazing eyes: "Stop crying about his mother's death, I will make your third uncle's life worse than death, you Do you dare to go with me?"

(End of this chapter)