Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 209 Green plums cooked in wine and discussed about heroes

Naturally, Li Qing would not refuse the opportunity to relieve Cao Cao's blood pressure. On the one hand, he wanted to have fun, and on the other hand, Cao Cao was a certified Emperor Wu of Wei after all, and he also had a lot of emotional value bonuses.

Of course, the release is to release the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, of course... it starts from the second half, from the death of Cao Cao.

On the way back to Xudu, I kept telling the story about what happened next. After seeing Sima Yi's Luoshui fraud incident, Cao Cao's hair and beard grew red and warm.

He knew that Cao Wei's last hope was cut off in the hands of Cao Shuang, this idiot.

From then on, no one could stop Sima Yi from usurping power.

"Trash! Trash!" Cao Cao pointed at Cao Shuang and cursed: "Zidan actually has such a trash son! Where is Gu's sword! Gu wants to kill him!"

Zidan is the name of Cao Shuang's father, Cao Zhen. I really don’t blame Cao Cao Hong Wen, Cao Zhen is a very good child, how could he have such a bastard?

He continued to look down with red eyes. When he saw Gaogui Township Duke Cao Mao wearing his own armor, holding a sword and driving a car, ready to fight with Sima Zhao, Cao Cao shed tears.

"My true descendants!" Cao Cao sighed.

Then, he saw Cheng Ji killing the king in the street under the instruction of Sima Zhao.

This behavior directly breaks all the default rules. In the past, a series of complicated operations such as receiving Zen were required, but now it is better. Because of this behavior, the Jin Dynasty could no longer boast of loyalty and righteousness, but could only boast of filial piety, so the "Chen Qing Biao" was created.

"How dare he! How dare he!" Cao Cao stood up and yelled, pointing at Sima Zhao who had his heart touched, and after a while he staggered and fell on the chair.

He covered his head and shouted in pain: "Kill me if you hurt me!"

Ah, I'm so angry that I have a headache.

"This is an illness. Come on, Bangzi." Li Qing handed a pill to Liu Bang: "Give it to him."

Without saying a word, Liu Bang slapped Cao Cao's mouth.

After a while, Cao Cao quietly put down his hand, thanked Li Qing first, and then beat his chest in pain.

"Old Cao, relax." Li Shimin stepped forward to comfort him: "How did you say that? If you prosper, you will perish. Your Cao family usurped the Han Dynasty, and the Sima family usurped the Wei..."

"Can this be the same?" Liu Bang was not happy, "This is the world of the public. Even if it is given to someone like Cao Cao, I will be happy! But what kind of dog is that Sima Yi? He is a shameless villain! Does he deserve it?"

Indeed, the Sima family actually had Yang Ying pull out her teeth, leaving the baby toothless.

"No, if I don't deal with Sima Yi, this piece of shit from the Yi Tribe, it's hard to eliminate the hatred in my heart!" Cao Cao said through gritted teeth, just as the convoy arrived outside Xudu Palace at this time.

Cao Cao walked out of the RV and ordered the people below: "Go and raze Sima Yi's three clans! In addition, Sima Yi himself will be chopped into pieces! Cut into pieces with a thousand swords! Cut his son Sima Zhao in half in the busy city!" "

"Yes, Sima's dogs have to be killed! The eggs have to be shaken to loosen the yellow color, and the earthworms have to be split in half!" Zhu Xi added from the side.

"Just do as my nephew said!" Cao Cao was very satisfied with Zhu Ping's statement.

That afternoon, Sima Yi's entire family was chopped to pieces, and even the soil was dug up three feet thick. Just as Zhu Ping said, the earthworms were split into two parts.

This is a physical job, and there are so many earthworms...it's not easy to find them.

The place where Sima Zhao was was very lively. Before he understood what was going on, he was dragged to the downtown area and slashed in the waist with a knife.

He did not die directly, but dipped his hand in blood and wrote sixteen miserable words on the ground before dying.

"It's so cheap." This was the voice of all the emperors.

Sima Zhao can be said to be the first person in history to break unspoken rules. If the Five Dynasties period created the "Emperor, he is the one with strong soldiers and horses", then Sima Zhao pulled the emperor off the altar, farted several times on it, and stepped heavily on it.

Tell me, among these colleagues, who would like him?

It was not until the seventh day that Liu Bei arrived belatedly. He did not take Zhuge Liang with him, but asked Zhuge Liang to sit in Yizhou and assist Liu Chan in temporarily managing politics. He himself took Zhang Fei to Xudu.

Emperor Taizu Gao was summoned, so of course he had to go. But you have to be careful and don't put all your eggs in one basket. If Emperor Taizu wanted to deal with himself, he could also ask the military advisor to take Liu Chan and hide incognito.

After Liu Bei and Zhang Fei arrived in Xudu, the first thing they did was to find Guan Yu.

At this time, Guan Yu has regained his youth under the influence of medicine and is practicing martial arts with Xiang Yu in the yard.

Xiang Yu had one against five, and Xiahou Dun, Guan Yu, Zhang He, Cao Hong and Xu Huang were fighting with Xiang Yu.

I have to admit that Xiang Yu is indeed a brave overlord, and he does not lose at all when he fights one against five.

"This... there is such a brave general in the world?" Liu Bei looked at Xiang Yu with gleaming eyes: "If I can get this person, why worry about the Han Dynasty not being prosperous?"

Who would have thought that a voice came from behind.

"Boy like you, Nai Gong doesn't even dare to say that he can subdue the overlord of Western Chu for his own use, but you, a junior, actually have such an idea!"

It's Liu Bang.

The moment Liu Bei turned around, he confirmed Liu Bang's identity.

Maybe it's because of his bloodline, but more because of Liu Bang's gangster yet royal temperament.

"Unworthy descendant Liu Bei has met Taizu Emperor Gao!"

"Go, go, clean up these red tapes." Liu Bang kicked Liu Bei on the butt, then held his neck and said with a smile: "Nai Gong is going to make you emperor, what do you think?"

These words were so heartbreaking that Liu Bei knelt on the ground without even thinking about it.

He wanted to drop the chopsticks, but he didn't have any.

"How dare Sun Chen have such rebellious thoughts..."

Liu Bei was so frightened that big beads of sweat poured down his forehead.

Zhang Fei stood aside, not knowing what to say.

He wanted to say something, but he had no position. According to Liu Bang's seniority, he was Liu Bei's grandfather. Let alone scolding Liu Bei, he just beat him up, and Zhang Fei didn't have the guts to persuade him.

He could only stand there, his face pale.

"Do you think Nai Gong is joking with you?" Liu Bang grabbed a handful of butter melon seeds in his hand and said while eating the melon seeds: "Don't worry, Nai Gong didn't mean to test you. Liu Xie can't control those civil servants and generals at all, even if they are He can't hold it down even if it's in his hands. Besides, he's been the emperor for so many years, so he's good enough. Naigong thinks you can do it, so just tell me if you can do it, right?"

"Sun Chen doesn't dare..." Liu Bei muttered and refused.

It's not that he is hypocritical, but he really has never thought about replacing Liu Xie.

"What's the matter? Damn it, Nai Gong, the Great Patriarch of the Han Dynasty, can't talk to you?" Liu Bang became more rogue: "As the emperor today, you should be responsible or not, otherwise Nai Gong will let Xiang Yu cook you. …”

As soon as he finished speaking, a stone hit Liu Bang's forehead accurately, leaving a red dot.

"Big guy! You fucking sneak attack! You don't have martial ethics!" He jumped on his feet and scolded Xiang Yu who was still fighting.

Xiang Yu ignored him and just continued to fight there.

"Is this your third brother Yide?" Liu Bang looked at Zhang Fei with a smile, "Nai Gong likes you very much as a loyal and brave man, but my younger brother has a bad temper and needs to be changed, otherwise he will suffer big losses in the future! "

"Zhang Fei would like to follow the teachings of Emperor Taizu." Zhang Fei saluted with fear.

"Nai Gong saw it from the immortals. If we had not come, Guan Yu died in the Battle of Maicheng. You often whipped the soldiers, which made the soldiers resent you. Fan Qiang and Zhang Da took advantage of you to cut you while you were sleeping. He gave his head to Sun Quan." Liu Bang began to give Zhang Fei spoilers.

Zhang Fei really believed it because he really had Fan Qiang and Zhang Da among his subordinates.

"This..." Zhang Fei didn't know what to say.

Liu Bei quickly knelt down: "Sun Chen thanked Emperor Taizu Gao for saving his life!"

This is true. Saving Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's lives is equivalent to saving him. In Liu Bei's view, the three brothers are like brothers, and the lives of Zhang and Zhang are his.

Only he can say for Guan Yu, "I can't avenge my brother, even if I have thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, it's nothing valuable."

Without Ji Han, the Three Kingdoms would have been just an ordinary troubled world.

"Okay, okay, we are all members of our own family, don't be so polite." Liu Bang took out a few pills: "Here, share it with your ministers and brothers, especially Zhuge Liang, this guy worked hard for you... tsk , I am so exhausted after you die, it’s really... Hey, after you have settled the world, let him go home to cultivate the land." "Sun Chen understands." Liu Bei immediately agreed.

Everyone was here, so Xiang Yu also stopped performing martial arts. Guan Yu held the Qinglong Yanyue Sword to greet his eldest brother and his third brother, and emphatically boasted to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, this overlord's courage is indeed well-deserved. Second brother has seldom convinced others in his life, but I really admire his overlord's courage. tight!"

"Hahaha..." Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and said, "If it weren't for the wrong time, I would have fought against the Overlord no matter what and have fun..."

After seeing Cao Cao, Zhang Fei subconsciously reached for his weapon, but found nothing.

On the contrary, Cao Cao walked up with a smile, grabbed Liu Bei's hand, and said while holding hands: "Mr. Xuande, are you okay?"

"Prime Minister." Liu Bei also gave face to the Han thieves. After all, Cao Cao was the prime minister recognized by Liu Bang himself.

Although he was a Han thief, Liu Bang didn't care much and recognized Cao Cao's achievements. Even if Liu Bei had objections to Cao Cao, he could only endure it.

"I wonder if Xuande still has the leisurely mood of the past, growing vegetables and irrigating the garden at home and doing great things?" Cao Cao chuckled and began to cling to old friendships.

Although Lao Cao said he was going to go sightseeing with Liu Bang, his son couldn't let it go. So I had no choice but to establish a relationship with Liu Bei and build friendship, so that he could take good care of the descendants of the Cao family after he left.

"If you have nothing to entertain your ears, if you prepare to take control of Yizhou, there will be no leisure time." Liu Bei also replied with a smile. He did not dislike being friends with Cao Cao.

After all, he also had to digest and absorb Cao Cao's team. With Cao Cao's help, it would be twice the result with half the effort.

"Ah... Xuande, I just saw that the plums on the branches are already green, and I suddenly felt something. I remembered the time when you and I cooked wine with green plums to discuss heroes. Now that I see these plums, I have to reward them. They are worth boiling with wine until they are ripe, so I invite Xuan De. When we meet at De Xiaoting, Xuande will refuse, right? Huh? Hahahaha..."

Of course Liu Bei did not refuse, but followed Cao Cao's wishes and followed him to the small pavilion in the backyard.

Anyway, the abdication process was not rushed, and Li Qing happened to be making plum wine inside.

"Master Immortal, Master Immortal, look who's here?" Cao Cao took Liu Bei's hand and asked Li Qing with a smile.

"Oh, is this Liu Bei?" Li Qing immediately became interested. When he watched the Three Kingdoms, he liked Liu Bei the most.

In Li Qing's view, Liu Bei was like a mirror. Honest people see sincerity, while hypocritical people see hypocrisy.

What kind of person you are is what kind of person Liu Bei is in your eyes.

"Bei has met the immortal master." Liu Bei immediately greeted him.

"Hey, come on, come and sit." Li Qing called them to sit down: "Bang Zi, Brother Yu, come over and have some snacks."

"That would be rude." Liu Bei was also not polite and sat in the pavilion with Cao Cao.

After everyone introduced each other, Liu Bei learned the identities of Li Shimin and others, and couldn't help but admire Li Qing's abilities even more.

To be able to bring so many founding emperors together and still be so harmonious...it's not possible except for those with great supernatural powers.

"Prime Minister, look, there is a dragon hanging on the horizon!" The waiter on the side pointed to the horizon in the distance and said.

Everyone looked along the waiter's hand, and sure enough they saw a roiling cloud like a dragon, with the sun hidden behind it. It looked like this dark cloud shaped like a dragon was emitting thousands of rays of light.

"There are dragons hanging on the horizon, really like dragons rolling and floating, overturning the sea and rivers."

Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh, after all, everyone here is the best among people.

Well, everyone else is a dragon, Li Shimin is a phoenix, or two phoenixes.

"It is indeed a wonderful scenery." Liu Bei also sighed along with Cao Cao's words.

Unknowingly, decades have passed...

"Does Xuande remember what Cao Cao said about the dragon's transformation?" Cao Cao stroked his beard and looked at Liu Bei, and began to recall the eventful years of the past.

"A dragon can be big or small. It can rise or disappear. If it is big, it can stir up clouds and spit out mist. If it is small, it can hide its shape. If it rises, it can soar in the universe. If it is hidden, it can lurk in the waves. Spring is deep now, and the dragon rides on time to change. , When people succeed in their ambitions, they can conquer the four seas. The dragon is an object, comparable to the heroes of the world." Liu Bei recited the original text almost word for word.

Cao Cao glanced at Liu Bei in surprise. He never expected that his old rival could still remember what he said back then after so many years.

Well, I was a little touched.

"Xuande has traveled far and wide for a long time, and he must know the heroes of the world. Please try to speak for Cao Cao." Cao Cao said with a smile.

"Be prepared to recognize heroes with the naked eye?" Liu Bei was not being modest now. After all, everyone here is a hero. How can he be so easy to comment on?

"Hey, don't be too modest." Cao Cao smiled and waved his hand.

Liu Bei also didn't know the life stories of the people present, so he asked Cao Cao: "Can Zhu Yuanzhang, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, be called a hero?"

Cao Cao stroked his beard and smiled, and after a while he answered with a smile.

"Taizu of the Ming Dynasty started in the late Ming Dynasty. He fought against the Yi and Di, recovered the Xia, established the Southern Conqueror, and unified the world. He gathered all the great achievements of the ancient emperors into one body, combined them in one life, and survived in the present and ancient times. He can certainly be called a hero."

Of course Lao Cao has done his homework, and he has been making up for the deeds of these emperors in the past two days.

Even Zhu Yuanzhang himself was a little embarrassed by this compliment. But I was very satisfied, thinking that Brother Meng De was really our Lao Zhu's replacement.

"Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, can he be called a hero?" Liu Bei raised his glass again and asked.

"Taizong of the Tang Dynasty was a man of sacred literature, sacred arts, and martial arts. His talents in civil and military affairs were higher than those in ancient times. He accepted advice with an open mind, and his government was clear and clear. For three generations or less, he could be a saint king. He was also powerful all over the world, and the barbarians from all over the world worshiped him. The barbarians respected him as God Khan, of course a hero.”

Li Shimin raised his head proudly, with an expression of "I like it, please praise me more".

"Then... Zhao Kuangyin, the great ancestor of the Song Dynasty, can be called a hero?" Liu Bei asked again.

Who knows, before Cao Cao could boast, Li Qing, Li Shimin, Zhu Yuanzhang, and Liu Bang said in unison: "Zhao Kuangyin bullies orphans and widowed mothers, he is not a hero!"

*The frustration value from Zhao Kuangyin +20000

"How many times have I said it! Those clothes are because it's cold! It's cold! They added them to me! It wasn't my intention!" Zhao Kuangyin defended himself: "Oh, Zhao Pu and others really hurt me..."

Good guy, it has become a consensus to persecute Zhao Kuangyin, right?

"Then let me tell you a joke." Li Qing cleared his throat and said seriously: "During the Song Dynasty, a young man complained on the road: 'This kind of court is really weak.' As a result, he was killed by a guard Arrested upon hearing it.”

"The young man argued: 'I didn't tell you which court it was, how could you just arrest me?'"

"'Don't lie,' growled the Janissary, 'I have lived here for decades, don't I know which court is weak?'"

Everyone was silent for a moment, then burst into laughter, and the whole pavilion was filled with a happy atmosphere.

*The frustration value from Zhao Kuangyin +50000

"Hahahaha, let's stop persecuting Lao Zhao. Let's eat, eat." Li Qing took out a pile of pastries and distributed them one by one.

When people in the Three Kingdoms period ate this sweet snack for the first time, they were immediately amazed.

"It's so delicious." Cao Cao shook his head and said, and asked Liu Bang: "Emperor Taizu, if you follow the immortal master, will you have such delicious food every day?"

"Of course, I'm not bragging to you." Liu Bang immediately sat upright and boasted to Cao Cao: "I think back when we were on Baishan Mountain..."

"You are surrounded like an iron barrel." Xiang Yu suddenly said from the side.

"Don't interrupt!" Liu Bang said to Xiang Yu with a black line on his face: "Nai Gong was careless and didn't dodge! It's not like you who killed himself..."

Xiang Yu:......

What should I do? My fist is hard.

Liu Bang continued: "It was freezing cold at that time, and the Han army had nothing to eat. The immortal master suddenly came and brought out a delicious food called 'instant noodles'. It was really... that taste, Nai Gong can't forget it to this day!"

"That one called instant noodles, is it really that delicious?" Cao Cao immediately became interested.

In addition to beautiful women (married), food is also Cao Cao's favorite in this life.

"Of course." Liu Bang chuckled: "After being the emperor for so many years, I have saved so much money and eaten so much delicious food, but I have never eaten anything as delicious as that instant noodles... ah, except for hot pot."

As he spoke, Liu Bang looked at Li Qing.

"Master Immortal, when will we have hot pot again?"

(Please ask for a monthly ticket first, and let me tell you again. I have been updating twice since the 5th, which adds up to 10,000 words. If you don’t believe me, check the time yourself.)

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