Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 223 Liu Bang: Oh, aren’t you awesome anymore?

The title of "Three Family Slaves"...the title of "Three Family Slaves" is extremely insulting.

As we all know, Lu Bu has three fathers. One biological father's surname is Lu; one adoptive father's surname is Ding, and the other's surname is Dong.

Doesn’t this add up to three surnames?

The meaning of the house slave is easy to understand. Anyway, taken together, it was a very insulting sentence directed at Lu Bu.

It not only satirizes Lu Bu's three surnames, but also provides a good interpretation of his traitorous nature.

If you have milk, you are a mother, if you have benefits, you are a father.

The red rabbit is among men, and Lu Bu is among horses. Fang Tian painted a halberd, specializing in stabbing his adoptive father.

Lu Bu was now as angry as Sun Wukong who had been informed that he was not invited to the Peach Festival. His face was as red as Feng Lazi's clothes, and his hair and beard were spread out like a black whirlwind fighting with Zhang Shun.

He held Fang Tian's painted halberd upside down and rushed towards Liu Bang.

But unexpectedly, Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand was blocked by a huge force.

Lu Bu took a closer look and saw that the person standing in front of Liu Bang blocking him was a giant man over two meters tall.

He was stunned for a moment, his mind was racing so fast that he didn't even think of who this person was.

He could count all the famous generals of the Han Dynasty, but he could not remember anyone who looked so mighty and majestic.

Even the weapons are similar to the ones he uses.

Of course he didn't know that this man was the legendary Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. After all, this thing is too fantasy. Who would have thought that Xiang Yu would be able to fight Lu Bu hundreds of years later?

Guan Gong and Qin Qiong are on another level.

Although his character is not very good, Lu Bu can be regarded as a martial arts fanatic.

It's rare to find someone in the world who can take one of his moves, and the one in front of him looks like he's definitely not inferior to him.

"Well done!" Lu Bu smiled instead of getting angry, "You can't do anything in this palace, do you dare to go out and have a fight with me?"

Xiang Yu didn't say anything, turned around and left.

Patting Liu Bang on the shoulder, Xiang Yu whispered: "You kid, you owe me a drink."

"I know, I know." Liu Bang said impatiently.

Lu Bu followed him out of the palace, leaving Dong Zhuo alone and not knowing what to say.

Although he was embarrassed, he could not lose his momentum. His eyes widened and he stared at Liu Bang in front of him.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Dong Zhuo, you are just a rude and vulgar man. How dare you talk here and talk nonsense?!" A person suddenly appeared next to Liu Bang, it was his little brother Lu Wan, "My brother is here When he was messing around on the street, Grandpa Qin was still wearing crotchless pants! What role do you play here! Why don't you take a piss and take a photo to see what kind of virtue you have?"

Liu Bang crossed his arms and looked at Dong Zhuo with a cold eyebrow as steady as an old dog.

Dong Zhuo's fat, dark face turned purple. He held a long sword and pointed it at Liu Bang: "Left and right! Kill this madman on the spot!"

Upon hearing Dong Zhuo's order, the soldiers under his command immediately rushed forward, vowing to cut the bold maniac in front of them into pieces and mince them into pieces.

As a result, within two steps of walking out, a group of strong men wearing plate armor and holding spears crowded in outside the palace.

The soldiers of the Xiliang Army under Dong Zhuo's command were forced to the wall with spears at their throats, and stood there without daring to move.

Just kidding, anyone who dares to move will die.

The cold and dazzling spear tip can really scare people's soul away. The biting chill passed from the tip of the spear to their necks. They had no doubt that if they dared to move, their necks would be stabbed through.

Since they were merciful and didn't kill the person on the spot, it's better not to ask for trouble.

The scabbard of the sword in Dong Zhuo's hand fell to the ground with a clang. He didn't know where these soldiers came from. He obviously controlled the entire Luoyang City - could it be the tunnel?

Fortunately, he still had his wits about him and didn't throw the long sword on the ground.

There was no time to think, he was now covered in cold sweat.

Are you sweating profusely, brother?

"Nai Gongcao, no one dares to talk to Nai Gong like this when he is so big." Liu Bang looked at Dong Zhuo who was sweating like rain, and laughed: "Aren't you awesome? Didn't you just kill Nai Gong on the spot?"

"A big man like me is actually being taken advantage of by a young man like you. He is really bullied by a dog." Liu Bang shook his head and said with some regret.

"Your big man?" Dong Zhuo couldn't help but sneered when he heard this: "Who are you? Are you worthy?"

Pretend to be a ghost! Dong Zhuo thought to himself, even when I occupied the capital, I didn't dare to claim that this was 'my big man', how could you deserve it?

"This is none other than Emperor Gao, the Great Ancestor of the Han Dynasty!" Lu Wan introduced very clumsily from the side.

As Liu Bang's childhood friend, Lu Wan was naturally taken by Liu Bang.

The ministers, who were quietly enjoying themselves on the sidelines, became uneasy after hearing this.

Just kidding? Suddenly a person appeared and said that he was Emperor Gao, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty?

I even said that I was Emperor Shizu Guangwu!

But these words are only limited to thinking about it. Just now Dong Zhuo dared not refute his nonsense, let alone someone stronger than Dong Zhuo now.

As the saying goes, if a dragon cannot cross the river, if someone dares to stand in the court and control Dong Zhuo, they must have their own methods.

"Who is Nai Gong? You don't need to say it yourself." Liu Bang dug at his eyes and flicked Dong Zhuo with his little thumb: "You have also read the history books. Ah, Nai Gong told you something today, it is the dragon that is coiled for me, and it is the tiger. Lie down for me."

With that said, Liu Bang took a shotgun from Lu Wan, the kind with a sawed-off barrel.

The purpose of sawing the barrel short is to make it easier to carry and hide. On the other hand, it is to increase the bullet spread range of the shotgun and enhance the lethality of close combat.

Liu Bang carried a short gun and walked to Dong Zhuo.

"You still have your sword, right?" Liu Bang poked Dong Zhuo's shoulder with his short spear. Seeing that Dong Zhuo still looked like that, he frowned and shouted loudly: "Put it down!"

The situation was stronger than the man, so Dong Zhuo had to put down the sword reluctantly.

"Who participated in the abolition of Li Li with you?" He stretched out his gun and pointed at Li Ru standing aside: "You participated, right?"

Li Ru was pretending that he was just making suggestions from behind. How had he ever seen such a scene before?

"Kneel down for Mr. Nai." Liu Bang flew up and kicked Li Ru on the butt: "Kneel down!"

Then, he looked at Dong Zhuo.

"The chief culprit will stay, and the rest will be chopped off by Nai Gong!"

Liu Bang's tone was full of impatience, as if he was ordering a pile of straw to be cut, rather than a group of heads.

With one order, all the Xiliang army except Dong Zhuo, whether they were ordinary soldiers, counselors like Li Ru, or generals like Xu Rong, were all knocked to the ground and killed with a knife.

The Anxi Iron Army under Li Xiaosan finally figured it out after Li Qingwan. They had been specially trained by Li Yuanfang, and now it was no problem to deal with the Xiliang Army.

Anxi Iron Army, an iron army in every sense. From the equipment point of view, it is a steel can; from the will point of view, it is as strong as steel and indestructible; from the glorious history, it is as shining as steel.

Liu Bang sneered, walked to the side of the dragon case, and sat down on the dragon case.

At the same time, Liu Bei also entered with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. They tied up the generals of the Xiliang Army at all levels and kicked them until they were kneeling.

"Grandpa Taizu, Sun Chen has fulfilled his mission! There are seventy-eight people above the rank of captain of the Xiliang Army, and they are all here!"

"Why are there only seventy-eight people?" Liu Bang sat astride the dragon table and picked his ears carelessly.

"The remaining ones resisted too fiercely and were killed." Liu Bei said seriously, as if he was talking about an unrelated matter.

Liu Bang nodded and hummed with satisfaction. "Bei, you did a good job."

He looked around and asked: "Where are the two boys Liu Bian and Liu Xie? Let them come out to see Naigong!"

The ministers looked at each other and didn't know what to say.

Don't say it...you really don't say it.

Judging from the temperament of the man sitting above... he does look very much like the Emperor Taizu recorded in the book.

Hey, authentic.

Look at this sitting posture, does it look like a real dragon sitting on the dragon table?

The ministers looked more and more alike, and the more they looked at him, the more they felt that he had a domineering air.

Immediately, an old man named Cai Yong stood up and wanted to test it out.

"You said you are Emperor Taizu Gao, but I don't know..."

"I know your grandma has a spoon." Liu Bang threw out a mandarin orange on the dragon table.

It is estimated that Liu Bang often did this to other people and took advantage of him. This throw was very accurate, hitting the top of Cai Yong's head.

"I see Emperor Gao, Taizu of the Han Dynasty!" Cai Yong confirmed the other party's identity almost instantly.

Without him, if it was a fake, it wouldn't be so rude as to be so skilled.

Of course Cai Yong also knew Liu Bang's character and what he said to whom.

Many people mistakenly think that Liu Bang is as "rogue" as he appears to be, but this is not the case. Tai Shigong portrayed Liu Bang as a more rogue person in The Chronicles of Emperor Gaozu, but at the same time, one problem should not be ignored - this is only The Chronicles of Emperor Gaozu, and it is unfolded from Liu Bang's perspective. In the eyes of others, Liu Bang was not just a gangster. For example, before entering the customs, colleagues at King Huai's office commented that Liu Bang was "the elder Pei Gong".

Liu Bang is a very profound person, just like the "dragon" in Cao Cao's mouth, he can be big or small, he can rise or hide.

Many people think that Liu Bang is a profit-seeking villain because he said quietly to Liu Taigong, "Which of Zhong's and mine is bigger and which is smaller?" In fact, it was not the case, because if he didn’t say that, Taigong Liu wouldn’t understand.

When chatting with Taigong Liu, he always talked about the industry, and it seemed like he was chasing petty profits. That was because his father, Taigong Liu, was just like that and only understood small profits.

When arguing with Xiang Yu, he kept saying "share my share of the pie". That was because he could only do that. After all, Xiang Yu was a kidnapper at the time. How could he lose face by chatting with a kidnapper? You are in the first year of junior high school and you don’t allow me to be in the fifteenth year of junior high school?

When discussing issues with Zhang Liang, he started from a high position and talked about Taigong's art of war. The two met so late that Zhang Liang even said to everyone that "Pei Gong was given by heaven". "Outside" a thousand-mile horse, but he is Bole.

When chatting with Xiang Bo, Liu Bang kept his attitude very low. Not only did he treat him as a brother, but he even treated his children and their relatives as relatives. He was willing to humble himself and be a junior. This was because Xiang Bo could be his helper.

When he got along with Kuai Tong (originally named Che, to avoid Liu Che's taboo, so he was called Tong in historical records and Han books), Liu Bang wanted to cook and kill Kuai Tong because he gave Han Xin advice. Kuai Tong said that at that time, everyone was their own master, and only Han Xin did not know the emperor. Liu Bang felt that it was reasonable, so he pardoned him. Such generosity cannot be achieved by a mere "narrow-minded" gangster.

Liu Bang may be petty in some places, but he is never ambiguous when it comes to big issues.

Many people think that knowing people well and appointing them well is just a sentence, as if Liu Bang's success depends entirely on his brothers. However, few people think about it. It is easy to say the four words of knowing people and being kind to them, but it is too difficult to do them. As the saying goes, a thousand-mile horse often exists, but a bole does not always exist. Liu Bang was actually the man who was good at discovering the thousand-mile horse and the bole, making him well-fed and full of talent.

Why Liu Bang would win and Xiang Yu would lose in the Chu-Han struggle can be understood with an example. For example, if you develop a relatively outstanding but not so outstanding product in the company, Liu Bang will give you a promotion, a salary increase, and an independent office. You will receive a bonus of hundreds of thousands of yuan at your request, and nothing else. Naigong just likes you.

But Xiang Yu only gives you two hundred yuan and a certificate as recognition.

If it were you, who would you follow?

But then again, this doesn't actually prevent Liu Bang's character from being more businesslike.

As for why he treated Cai Yong like this, it's not that he didn't respect Confucian scholars. In fact, among all the forces in the late Qin Dynasty, Liu Bang was the one who respected Confucian scholars the most.

He simply felt that it was very annoying. Nai Gong was tired of listening and talking in human words!

The Liu Bang recorded by Tai Shigong does not use the Spring and Autumn style of writing. Everything must be viewed dialectically. If you look at it from Liu Bang's own perspective, there is actually nothing wrong with what Gaozu wrote in this chronicle. But the Liu Bang sitting on the throne, the Liu Bang in the portrait, and the Liu Bang in the Great Ancestor are not the real Liu Bang; the Liu Bang in the eyes of Chen Ping, Zhang Liang, Kuai Tong, Han Xin and others is the real Liu Bang.

"Get up, get up." Liu Bang weighed the big orange in his hand: "Don't talk nonsense. Naigong is uneducated and can't listen to this. If you have anything to say, just say it!"

"In addition, Nai Gong... I was granted by the immortal to come to help the Han Dynasty in the sixth year of Zhongping..." When Liu Bang said this, he felt awkward.

Mother, you descendants can't hold up the wall, so why are you asking Nai Gong to help you support the Han Dynasty? Give your grandma a spoon!

"Where's the Immortal Master?" Liu Bang looked up and didn't see Li Qing.

"Bangzi! I'm so hot!" Li Qing, who was watching Xiang Yu's battle with Lu Bu, heard Liu Bang calling him, and appeared next to Liu Bang in a flash.

The ministers could not help but stand in awe.

This era was more superstitious than later generations. Didn't you know that the Yellow Turban Uprising could create so many believers? Yu Ji also gained a large number of fans in Jiangdong. Now there is such an immortal master with profound abilities who brings Taizu of the Han Dynasty back to the world...

Don't tell me, Yuan Wei's face is a bit complicated.

On the one hand, he was very happy that the Han Dynasty was prospering again; on the other hand, who knew what Taizu's attitude would be towards his family, which had four generations and three princes?

As long as they are Han people, he, Liu Bang, dares to beat anyone, and who else is he, the Yuan family?

"What do you say?" Liu Bang asked in a low voice.

"Your big man, you ask me?" Li Qing gave him a blank look, "You can solve it yourself, I don't care about you."

Liu Bang:......

"Oh, I wish I had brought Xiao He and Cao Shen. It would be great if I could bring Han Xin as well." He patted his thigh and grinned.

I kind of regret taking Lu Wan with me. This guy has no real ability except for flattering him.

Thinking of Lu Wan, he actually felt a little pity. Historically, Lu Wan's end was not very good. The two of them were naked dolls in the true sense. Lu Wan was loyal to him. In the end, he was forced to the Huns, and he was forced to have no choice but to do so.

So with a wave of his hand, Liu Bang took back Lu Wan's feudal kingdom and made him a prince. Lu Wan is also quite satisfied. The brothers don't care about this, as long as they can play together.

Liu Bang also figured it out. Although this kid didn't have much ability, he still had good eyesight. He knew who was the big guy among the big men now. He 100% wanted to follow the immortal master.

Not long after, the palace attendant came over with two children, followed by a graceful and luxurious woman.

"My granddaughter-in-law has met Emperor Taizu." Empress Dowager He knelt down on the spot without saying a word.

She had seen how Dong Zhuo dominated the capital, and even wanted to destroy his prince. To put it nicely, the deposed emperor became King Hongnong - but from ancient times to the present, how many deposed emperors have been able to live well?

Now that Emperor Taizu is here, the two of them can be saved.

"Get up." Liu Bang said with a look of disgust: "I'm from a house with long hair and short knowledge. You have to be one-tenth of the level of that old woman Lu Pheasant, and you won't be able to get into this situation."

"Granddaughter-in-law... Granddaughter-in-law is afraid that her eldest brother will control the government like Liang Ji did..." Empress Dowager He said calmly.

In fact, her worries are quite reasonable. After all, Liang Ji's lackluster lesson is not far away.

"Oh, okay, okay, come back with Nai...come back with me in two days, and you and Lu Pheasant will learn from each other." Liu Bang also knew that Queen Mother He was not looking towards her mother's family, but marrying chickens, following chickens, marrying dogs, following dogs towards him. Old Liu family, "Don't worry, this throne belongs to your son Liu Bian, no one can take it away! I said so!"

"My granddaughter-in-law thanked Grandpa Taizu Emperor!" Queen Mother He was overjoyed and immediately fell to the ground and began to kowtow.

After receiving her son's promise that he could always be the emperor, Queen Mother He immediately changed her tune and even called her grandfather.

It’s not a loss, and there’s nothing wrong with it. The abbreviation of Grandpa Zu can also be Grandpa.

"Okay, okay, don't kowtow." Liu Bang waved his hand in disgust: "If your level is not good enough, don't make do with it. I'll leave the assistant government to..."

"Where's Lu Zhi?" He suddenly asked.

"Lu Zhi ran away." Li Qing said on the side: "I just had a big quarrel with Dong Zhuo a few days ago, and he is probably hiding somewhere now."

"Recall him!" Liu Bang said to the people below: "With Lu Zhi, Cai Yong, and Yuan Wei jointly assisting the government... Who is that? Is Cao Cao here?"

Cao Cao, who was poking his head and pulling out melons like a melon in a melon field, didn't expect Emperor Taizu to know about him. He was stunned for a long time, but Yuan Shao walked over and picked them out for him.

"Mengde, His Majesty Taizu has called you!" Yuan Shao reminded in a low voice, which was a little tasteful.

Why didn't His Majesty Taizu mention me? After all, I was drawing swords against Dong Zhuo just now!

Cao Cao was flattered and fell to the ground, waiting for Liu Bang to speak.

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