Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Chapter 262 Guan Yu: From my perspective, it’s like inserting a sticker to sell one’s ears!
Although spicy soup is generally eaten in the morning in modern times, no one stipulates that what is eaten for breakfast cannot be eaten in the evening.

Besides, spicy soup is not very popular in this era. After all, pepper and other spices are still luxury goods now.

Just this bowl of soup, in Europe, the king would have to think about how many meals he should drink.

After all, unlike the Tang Dynasty, the price of spices has been brought down for the benefit of the family.

Therefore, each generation has its own way of life, and being able to drink this kind of thick spice-flavored soup is "probably a beautiful thing" in the eyes of Kou Zhun and Wang Dan.

Kou Zhun did not sleep in the car that night. Instead, he carried a sleeping bag and ran to a tent to sleep with other soldiers, euphemistically calling it a life experience.

It's freezing outside, but it's warm as spring inside. Coupled with the tight fitting and warm sleeping bag, Kou Zhun refreshed his outlook on life.

I remember when he was in the army, let alone this sleeping bag, he couldn't even see such a warm tent. Want this kind of warmth? Basically it's all a dream.

The bumpy ride made Kou Laoxi'er feel sleepy. He yawned and fell asleep. He didn't wake up reluctantly until the next morning.

It had been a long time since he had slept so soundly. Kou Zhun stretched himself, got out of the tent and started to wash up under Zhao Kuangyin's guidance.

"This is toothpaste, this is a toothbrush." ​​Lao Zhao held the toothbrush and squeezed some toothpaste on it: "Put it into your mouth like me. Remember to spit out the foam after brushing. Don't swallow it."

Kou Zhun followed the same pattern, imitating Zhao Kuangyin's movements, and brushed his mouth twice with a toothbrush. It was indeed refreshing.

"This is really good stuff, official." Kou Zhun said vaguely.

"Of course, this is the latest development." Zhao Kuangyin said cheerfully. Although the Kaibao Song Dynasty did not have much heavy industry, its light industry was extremely developed.

From canned drinks to daily necessities, the Song Dynasty was a top-notch company. Perhaps it has something to do with the direction set by Zhao Kuangyin. In his view, each dynasty was equivalent to a big family. Besides, the Tang Dynasty had already taken the lead and was far ahead in heavy industry. Then why didn’t the Song Dynasty change its direction and focus on light industry such as people’s livelihood?

Lao Zhao's idea was right. Datang, which concentrated on conquering heavy industry, was indeed a little biased. This overtaking in a corner was really something the Song Dynasty figured out.

The Ming Dynasty was different. In the Ming Dynasty, both hands had to be grasped and both hands were strong. No matter in which aspect, the Tang Dynasty made great achievements.

This also caused the Ming Dynasty to bit off more than it could chew, but if we want to have a complete range of industrial categories, we still have to look at the Ming Dynasty.

Both Liu Bang and Ying Zheng chose the path of the Ming Dynasty, which was steady and steady, but they had to learn everything. Therefore, the development speed of these three dynasties was slightly slower.

The big man is now completely invincible in the world, a super giant. Rome annexed ancient Greece, and the Hellenistic trend was abruptly curbed. Now Rome has begun to recognize itself as Chinese culture.

In fact, it's not bad. After all, the Romans were designated by the Han Dynasty as "all their people are grown up and upright, similar to China".

I think this is a kind of confidence. I think you are awesome, not because you are awesome, but because you look like me.

What is the celestial spirit? Put your hands on your hips.

In terms of cultural self-confidence, in fact, whether it was the Qin and Han Dynasties, the Sui and Tang Dynasties, or the Ming Dynasty, the mentality was very strong. Even Song Dynasty, a rubbish man, felt that he had a sense of superiority. This sense of superiority, or the blessings of Han civilization, lasted until the evening, and then dissipated under the attack of strong ships and cannons.

Liu Bang is living a good life now. Ever since Lu Pheasant became young, Liu Bang has been alienated from Mrs. Qi. In addition, Mrs. Qi was very arrogant every day when she had nothing to do. She said every day that she was lustful and unreliable, and Liu Bang disliked her even more.

No, Liu Bang, who was eating, received a short video from Empress Lu.

The video shows the palace where Mrs. Qi lives, and Qi's sad singing comes from inside, which is very sad.

"Now I know why you made her a human pig." Liu Bang chewed the flower seeds and sent a message to Lu Pheasant.

Then I felt that I couldn't express my emotions in this way, so I added three more (angry) expressions.

"What?" Lu Pheasant quickly replied.

She is different now than in history. She has become younger, her husband's love has returned, and her husband trusts her and has great power. As the saying goes, power is the best tonic for men. In fact, it is also the best medicine for women. Lu Pheasant's mentality has long since become peaceful.

Why should the winner be angry with the loser? Her greatest pleasure now is to take a picture of Mrs. Qi's ugly appearance and send it to Liu Bang to cause trouble for Liu Bang.

The meaning is very clear, look at you, Old Liu, you are blind and looking for such a stupid bitch.

"Don't say it's you, Nai Gong even wants to make her a human pig!" Liu Bang angrily sent on WeChat.

When Lu Pheasant received the news, he covered his mouth and smiled softly, his phoenix hairpin swaying as he showed off his charm.

To be fair, Lu Pheasant is indeed good-looking, otherwise Lao Liu, an old pervert, wouldn't be able to marry her.

"What are you doing? Are you so angry?" Li Shimin held the bowl and sat next to Liu Bang.

"Forget it, that old lady named Qi knows how to sing some mourning songs every day." Liu Bang angrily slammed the bowl on the table, "If you don't eat, you will be full of anger for Mr. Nai!"

"Hey, eat more. It's still a long way to Bazhou." Li Shimin stretched out his arm to help Liu Bang: "Eat some. It's not necessarily when we will eat again. When the war with Liao starts at noon, we'll be chasing after you." Well, I don’t even have time to eat.”

In fact, Liu Bang was a person who listened to advice. When Li Shimin said this, Liu Bang picked up the bowl without saying a word and continued to eat.

Whatever is short of, don't let it short of your stomach... Liu Bang's mentality is still good.

Eat and drink enough and continue on your way.

Cangzhou is not far from Bazhou. In just two hours, the Kaibao Song Army arrived at Bazhou.

The current governor of Bazhou is Li Yunze. Since the Song and Liao Dynasties signed the "Chanyuan Alliance", the two sides stopped fighting and made peace, and the two sides were reconciled. Li Yunze was immediately transferred to the post of magistrate of Yingzhou. He wrote a letter saying: "The imperial court has agreed to negotiate peace with the Khitan, that is, it is necessary to choose generals to guard the border. We must abide by the covenant and those who think that peace with the Khitan should not be negotiated should be asked to leave." Zhenzong said, "This is also my intention." He was moved to the post of deputy envoy of Xishanggemen. He Chengju was appointed as the governor of Hebei Province to comfort and raise questions. When he was ill, the emperor ordered him to choose someone to act as his official agent. He wrote a letter asking Li Yunze to know Xiongzhou.

Now he was preparing to go to war with the Liao Kingdom, so Kou Zhun suggested that Li Yunze go to Bazhou as the magistrate first to prepare for the Northern Expedition.

Since the seventh year of the Taiping and the rejuvenation of the country, Li Yunze was assigned to manage the Jingrong military field. Li Yunze has been staying on the northern border for more than 20 years. Li Yunze worked hard to benefit the people, was upright and honest, and had been an official for many years, but he "had no clothes, no food, no livestock and no property". He was also "easy to approach, well aware of human feelings, and good at caring for soldiers". He could be said to be a capable minister and general. .

This is also the reason why Kou Zhun likes him better. After all, heroes cherish heroes, and honest officials cherish honest officials. What's more, both of them are capable officials among honest officials, so they naturally cherish each other.

After learning that it was Emperor Taizu who was leading the troops, Li Yunze bowed his head without saying a word. As a leader of troops, which emperor of the Song Dynasty he most admired was none other than Emperor Taizu.

After all... Emperor Taizu was a truly knowledgeable soldier, much better than someone who didn't understand and pretended to understand and pretended to be an expert to tell the truth and ride around on a donkey cart.

Zhao Guangyi:......

If you think this way, it will hurt me.

After seeing the Kaibao Song Army, Li Yun was very confused and expressed his confusion.

It is also understandable, after all, I have never seen the fighting method of the Kaibao Song Army.

Zhao Kuangyin did not explain to him, but just led the troops to rest on the spot and then continued to move forward. The journey was smooth and they arrived at Yongqing City.

After the Liao State learned that the Song Army was going to make the Northern Expedition, they did not plan to take the initiative. Instead, they began to fortify the walls and clear the country, and all retreated to the city, preparing to respond to the Song Army's Northern Expedition in a defensive manner.

Although the defense is not glorious, it is useful. At least the Donkey Cart God of War did not take advantage of Youzhou back then.

"The cities of the Liao Kingdom are so majestic!" Li Yun sat on his horse and shook his head in admiration.

It was not that the ambition of others would destroy his own prestige, but Li Yun wanted to remind Emperor Taizu in this way not to underestimate the enemy.

"To me, it looks like a chicken with tiles and a dog's ears." Zhao Kuangyin stroked his beard and smiled, looking at the Yongqing City wall built to protect against the Song Dynasty with disdain.

Li Yunze was shocked when he heard this. Is Emperor Taizu so confident?

Well... it's a good thing to be more confident. After all, as a coach, you must despise the enemy strategically and pay attention to the enemy tactically.

"Look, officials, the person sitting on the city gate tower is General Yelu Suizheng of the Liao Kingdom." Li Yun pointed to the golden-armored general under his command on the city gate tower and said.

"Yelü Suizheng? Who is that?" Zhao Kuangyin was a little confused. Before setting off, he had read the information about Liao generals in detail, but he did not remember that there was a "Yelü Suizheng".

"The officials didn't know that Yelv Suizheng was named Han Chang in Han Dynasty." Kou Zhun added: "The Khitan name was Han Ning Zhongjin. Later he was given the name "Yelü Suizheng". He had an uncle. The more famous one is called Handerang."

"Ah, Handerang, then I know." Zhao Kuangyin said suddenly: "You said earlier that he was Handerang's nephew, then didn't I know?"

Zhao Kuangyin is no stranger to the name Han Derang. As the emperor of the Song Dynasty, of course he had to know about the famous figures and capable ministers and officials in the Liao Kingdom. When Handerang started to gain momentum, it was during his Kaibao years, so he was no stranger to this name.

Of course, students who are familiar with the God of Chariots should know this person. He was one of the generals who defeated Zhao Guangyi with Brother Yelvxiu at the Gaoliang River. Together with Brother Yelvxiu and Yelu Xiezhen, he was known as the Troika of the Liao Kingdom.

Handerang is most famous for his engagement with Xiao Yanyan back then.

In the 26th year of Tonghe's reign, Lu Zhen, the Song envoy to the Liao Dynasty, recorded in detail the whole story of Han Xiao's love affair that he heard in his diary "Chengzhen Lu". According to his records, Xiao Chuo was betrothed to Han Derang when he was young, and later married Liao Jingzong at the request of the royal family. After the death of Jingzong of Liao Dynasty, Handerang was ordered to take power by Gu. In order to ensure that he was loyal to his son Yelu Longxu, the Xiao family requested to revisit the old relationship and let Handerang regard Yelu Longxu as his son. Later, he poisoned Handerang's wife Li, and married her Handerang lived together.

I think when Chezong of the Song Dynasty was still on the throne, someone on the border passed the news saying that "the Xiao family had an affair with Han, and sent people to hang his wife, and then lived in the tent, lying down and rising together like husband and wife, and eating together." During the Chanyuan Alliance, the Song envoy Cao Lili also witnessed Han and Xiao sitting on a camel cart, negotiating with him. "Khitan National Chronicles" itself also records that Han Derang and Xiao Yanyan were "lucky to create Yang."

The so-called "lucky to open up Yang" refers to things that Empress Lu and Shen Shiqi were unclear about back then.

In short...the marriage contract may not be reliable, but the fact that Xiao Yanyan and Handerang are unclear about it is true.

As the saying goes, art comes from life. In later Internet articles, there are often plots about becoming the guest of the Queen Mother. Many of them have allusions and are not made up.

Zhao Kuangyin looked back at Guan Yu, who was stroking his beard, and asked with a smile: "Yun Chang, under his command, the embroidered robe and golden armor are Han Chang."

Cao Cao, who was riding beside him, frowned, closed his eyes and took a breath.

What he said were all my words! ! !

Guan Yu gently stroked his beard and glanced disdainfully at Han Chang sitting on the city gate tower: "From my perspective, it's like inserting a mark to sell one's ears."

The reason for his disdain was that Guan Yu thought it was shameless for Han Chang, a Han Chinese, to serve as a thief.

"Don't underestimate the enemy..." Li Yunze said cautiously from the side.

"Although a certain person is not talented, I am willing to take his head among all the troops!" Guan Yu snorted coldly.

Zhao Kuangyin nodded and expressed his affirmation of Guan Yu.

However, Cao Cao suddenly looked back and raised his arms and said: "Bang the drum to cheer!"

Following Cao Cao's words, the Xiang army who followed Zhao Kuangyin and others to Bazhou began to beat drums.

As the drums rumbled, Guan Yu urged the red rabbit horse and walked aside.

Li Yunze looked at Zhao Kuangyin and Guan Yu with a question mark on his face, wondering what kind of medicine they were selling in their gourds.

Officials, Han Chang is far away on the city gate tower, with strong bows and crossbows on his left and right. You want this cuckolded man with a long beard to go and take his head among thousands of troops? Is it because I didn't wake up or did you drink too much? How many dishes?
In line with the principle that one should not ask questions, Kou Zhun grabbed him.

"Hush, this one is Guan Yunchang who killed Yanliang!" Kou Zhun reminded in a low voice.

Whether it is a novel or official history, the records of Guan Yu's killing of Yan Liang are all recorded in real terms. "Three Kingdoms" records, "When Yu saw Liang's command, he spurred Liang into the crowd and beheaded him. No other generals could match him, so he broke the siege of Baima. Cao Gong then granted Yu the title of Han Shou. "Tinghou".

But even if it was Zhan Yanliang, it was during a field battle, not a siege battle!
Li Yun opened his mouth, not knowing how to advise Emperor Taizu.

When I was struggling, I heard "Excuse me, please give way."

Li Yun looked back and saw that Guan Yu had returned to the front of the formation, holding a strange-shaped weapon in his hand.

Is this General Guan’s weapon? Li Yunze frowned and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't think this thing could help him kill Han Chang - not to mention Han Chang, even Yan Liang, this weapon without a spearhead, couldn't stab him to death, right?
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