Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

Regarding the issue of Zhao Heng still serving a sentence, Yelu Longxu was unexpected.

He was not worried about Zhao Heng, but mainly worried about whether he, as a prisoner, would also have to serve his sentence.

Zhao Kuangyin saw his troubles and said: "Young man Yelu, don't worry. Zhao Heng is the emperor of the Song Dynasty. He is guilty and I will punish him. You are from the Yelu family and you have done no harm to the Song Dynasty. It is your turn to I won’t be able to deal with it.”

"That's good... that's good..." Yelu Longxu wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve. As long as he didn't go to "serve his sentence", everything would be easy.

Halfway through wiping off the sweat, he felt something was wrong again, and immediately made a sad face: "Brother Emperor, Brother Emperor... I'll kill my little brother!"

This performance was somewhat late. Cao Cao, an older generation artist, stood aside and looked at Yelu Longxu's careless acting. He felt that he was less careless than Sima Zhao.

"At any rate, Sima Zhao is still pretending to be unconscious. You said he..." Cao Cao complained in a low voice to Guan Yu beside him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Yelu Longxu let out a "hiccup" and pulled away.

Zhao Heng looked at the good brother in front of him with a dark look on his face, and said nothing for a long time.

You may say that he is not interesting enough, but he really tried his best to act; you may say that he is interesting enough, but he is still not distracted.

"Don't ask for so much. After all, I'm just a brother who became a monk with you," Zhao Kuangyin reached out and patted Zhao Heng on the shoulder: "I'm not your biological brother. It's not bad to do this."

While talking, Zhao Kuangyin's cell phone rang.

"Wait a minute, I'll take a call." Zhao Kuangyin picked up the phone and clicked on WeChat.

It's news from Li Qing.

After a while, he raised his head and said to Zhao Heng and Yelu Longxu: "The immortal master said that he would treat you two to a meal of Li Zhuang white meat sometime and become good brothers."

After all, Zhao Kuangyin never said the sentence "Eat Li Zhuang's white meat and become superficial brothers."

"Thank you, Uncle Huang, for your cultivation." Yelu Longxu stopped lying down and sat up straight, saluting Zhao Kuangyin.

"You don't have to thank me. If you want to thank me, just thank yourself." Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand, "Sometimes when I think about it, I envy Abaoji. He has a group of up-and-coming descendants like you... Sigh."

Lao Zhao began to lament again that it was better to have children like wolves than to have children like sheep.

Don't say it, really don't say it. Today's Lao Zhao may be able to chat with Li Shimin back then.

Children are always someone else's best friend. It should be said that except for Liu Bang, all the emperors sitting here feel that they are not particularly satisfied with their descendants.

Liu Bang was not open-minded. The reason he didn't care was that his descendants were really outstanding.

Just tell me, from Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty to Adou, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, how many real insects were there?
The old Zhao family is different. If we only look at martial arts, Che Zong is really an insect... Including the emperors behind him, most of them are insects. Fabre was ecstatic.

Yelu Longxu was frightened and said that he was so virtuous and capable that he could win the favor of the immortal.

Li Qing actually felt that it was unreliable. It was easy to say that Yelu Longxu returned like lightning, but it was really difficult to let the Liao Kingdom surrender without a fight.

The composition of the Liao Kingdom was different from that of the Jin Kingdom. The Song and Liao countries hurt each other, and it was not clear who suffered and who did not. On the contrary, in the end, the Song Dynasty even disgusted the Liao Kingdom a lot.

Just when the Jurchens were rising and grinding the Liao Kingdom to the ground, the Song Dynasty got smart and joined forces with the Jin Dynasty to destroy the Liao Kingdom. Of course, the Liao Kingdom was not willing to sit back and wait for death, so it sent Han Fang, the number one scholar of the Han Dynasty, to the Song Dynasty as an envoy to seek peace. Before leaving, Yelu Chun told him that as long as the Song Dynasty withdrew its troops, the Liao Kingdom was not only willing to give up the annual coins, but even reduced itself to a vassal of the Song Dynasty, screened the Northern Territory of the Song Dynasty, and jointly resisted the Jurchens. In a word, no matter how humiliating it is, we must preserve the Liao State.

If you want to say whether this is credible, it may not be credible. But whether the Liao State after resisting the Jin State can be able to fight with the Song Dynasty is still open to question.

As long as Song himself can still act like a human being, there will be no problem at all in taking advantage of the competition between snipe and clam.

However, the Song Dynasty was under the rule of art students at this time - as we all know, the top leaders of art students were either super gods or super ghosts. Unfortunately, the current art student in Da Song is a super ghost.

Zhao Ji seemed to be blinded by lard, and his mind was filled with thoughts of the Sixteenth State of Yanyun. But it's actually understandable. After all, they don't know what level Jin Ren is, and they just think that Slak has a clever plan to deal with you.

Sure enough, it turned out that Song Dynasty sent it.

Han Fang elaborated on his interests, analyzed the situation in the world, begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, and was about to accept him as his adoptive father. However, Tong Guan was not moved at all.

Tong Guan watched his performance with cold eyes, humiliated him in every possible way, and even ordered the soldiers to drag him out of the tent.

Han Fang was crying loudly. He was thrown out of the tent by the Song people. His clothes were disheveled and he was in a state of embarrassment. It could be said that he was a gentleman. He was heartbroken, pointed at Tong Guan's tent, and cursed on the spot.

"The two countries of Liao and Song have been reconciled for hundreds of years; every word of the oath of alliance is there; you can bully the country, but you cannot bully heaven!"

These weeping words not only failed to win sympathy from the Song Dynasty, but even aroused a burst of ridicule.

This is also the reason why many ministers of the Liao Kingdom strongly encouraged the Jin Kingdom to go south to attack the Song Dynasty after surrendering the gold. Without him, I was really heartbroken.

In fact, stabbing the Liao Kingdom in the back is not a big deal. The most important point is that the Song Dynasty is really not a thing. When the Liao Kingdom was attacked from both sides and fought on two fronts, its level was comparable to the gray animals facing Er Dezi on the eastern front in World War I. When the Tsarist troops at Tannenberg faced the Song Dynasty's crazy sendings, they had to say, "Oh, damn, this is my half-brother."

You said you can beat me, 150,000 against 10,000. The advantage lies in my game. I was killed by the Liao Kingdom's 10,000, leaving nothing behind...

This is a case of fifteen people fighting one and being counter-killed.

It is the original sin that Youdao is a fan of e-sports, and the same is true between countries. If the Song Dynasty stabbed the Liao Kingdom in the back and destroyed the Jin Kingdom with lightning speed and cheese, no one would find fault with the Song Dynasty, and the world would not mind giving the Song Dynasty the title of "Great Song Dynasty".

It's a pity that history has no ifs, and the Song Dynasty was also really frustrated.

In the past few days, Liu Bang and Li Shimin caught Yelu Longxu talking about the dark history of the Song Dynasty. Originally, the Liao and Song Dynasties were gone together, and Yelu Longxu was quite sad. But after hearing about the bad things that the Song Dynasty did in the future, Yelu Longxu suddenly ended his mental internal conflict, even saying that he deserved a lot of life.

Isn't it deserved? Even the outsider Li Shimin can't stand it anymore.

For Li Shimin, Yelu Longxu wished he could recognize him as a foster father. He stated more than once that the Khitan was once a vassal of the Song Dynasty and was willing to remain a minister of the Tang Dynasty forever under the leadership of Emperor Taizong Wen of the Tang Dynasty.

The implication is that I don’t want to be the King of Liao in the Song Dynasty, I want to follow Emperor Taizong.

Zhao Kuangyin also knew the elegant meaning of Xiange and the beauty of adults. The biggest reason was that he also felt his face burning. Zhao Ji's evil deeds were also blamed on him. So he waved his hand impatiently, signaling Yelu Longxu to go wherever he wanted.

As a result, Yelu Longxu was accepted by Zhenguannian and happily followed Li Shimin.

Zhao Heng looked at Yelu Longxu eagerly and said that he also wanted to go to Zhenguan Dynasty, but Zhao Kuangyin rewarded him with a big-eared melon seed.

"Good boy, there is already a Li Heng in the Tang Dynasty, so you can't change your surname." Liu Bang said sarcastically from the side. It is true that among the emperors, there are indeed many named "Heng".

For example, Emperor Taizong Wen of the Han Dynasty was named Liu Heng; Emperor Mu Zong of the Tang Dynasty was Li Heng, and Emperor Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty was named Zhao Heng.

Maybe it’s because this word is more auspicious, meaning long-lasting. Not only the common people, the royal family also likes to ask for praise.

After conquering the Liao Kingdom, with the cooperation of Yelu Longxu, the Song Dynasty took over the Liao Kingdom smoothly. Since Zhao Kuangyin, the Taizu, suppressed him and ordered him not to engage in any discrimination, there was no discrimination against "reformed people" like in history, and the Liao Kingdom could be considered a return.

It doesn't work if you don't want to return. Only a fool will resist. That cannon is not fake.

Zhao Kuangyin's order was not groundless at all. After the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun were "recovered" during the Huizong period of the Song Dynasty, the civil and military officials sent by Bianjing regarded themselves as saviors, and intentionally or unintentionally regarded the surviving residents as aliens. The Han residents in the sixteen prefectures of Yanyun felt that not only were they not trusted, they were even discriminated against by the garrison of the Northern Song Dynasty. "The northerners called them Han'ers, but the southerners called them Fans."

This means that the Khitans said they were Han people, but the Song people from the south called them Fan people.

Under the Song Dynasty's cunning manipulation, the northern Han people finally separated from the Song Dynasty. The Jin army took advantage of this mentality and organized them into the invading army going south. But Yaoshi Guo jumped horizontally again and again and stood in the Jin army's team.

I have to admit that Pharmacist Guo does have a good way of taking sides. It's like a country in later generations that is famous for its pizza and spaghetti. It never loses when taking sides.

After the affairs of the Zhenzong Dynasty have been dealt with, the next target will be the Renzong Dynasty.

Regarding the choice of time period, Li Qing chose September of the sixth year of Qingli.

This time is great, it can evoke the DNA of many people at once.

In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County...

The last sentence of "The Story of Yueyang Tower", "the third day of September in the sixth year of the year", points out the time when this article was written.

Without him, Li Qing wanted to see famous scenes and take his brothers on a trip.

As for Yueyang Tower, who doesn’t want to go and have fun?
After making this suggestion, everyone agreed. Even Ying Zheng stopped playing Contra and planned to visit scenic spots.

Well - for Ying Zheng, Yueyang Tower is not a historic site; for Yueyang Tower, Ying Zheng is a "historic site".

After all, Yingzheng was four or five hundred years older than Yueyang Tower.

It should be noted that Yueyang Tower was not built in the spring of the fourth year of Qingli. Yueyang Tower was built in the 20th year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty. It was the "Military Parade Tower" built by Lu Su, the general of Hengjiang in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. It has been renovated many times in the past dynasties. During the Renzong period of the Northern Song Dynasty, Teng Zongliang and Teng Zijing rebuilt the Yueyang Tower. By the way, he invited his good brother Fan Zhongyan to write an article on the Yueyang Tower.

When they heard that they were going to Yueyang Tower, the literati were also interested. Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan and others have been in the WeChat group, urging them to go to Yueyang Tower to relax and write down a few poems for the students to read.

Student:......

I thank you...

The purpose of Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan was not to see the Yueyang Tower, but to see the other six people who were called the "Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties" with them during the Song Renzong era.

It is a pity that unlike the common sense that "there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings", there are indeed exactly eight of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties.

Since it is indeed possible to visit places of interest like the Yueyang Tower, Li Qing agreed to bring the literati with him to surprise Teng Zijing and Fan Zhongyan.

I hope that what Teng Zijing and Fan Zhongyan will receive by then will indeed be a surprise rather than a shock.

On the other hand, Li Qing also considered that there are too few reference reading materials for students now, and there should be more poems and articles to cultivate and cultivate their sentiments.

You said that you and your classmates were going to climb Mount Tai. The educated classmates were very emotional and said, "You will be at the top of the mountain, and you will see all the small mountains." Or, "The Cangshan Mountain is covered with snow, and the sky is bright with candles to the south." But what about you? After brewing for a long time, I finally said "wow it's so high".

Shame on you...

After counting the number of people in the WeChat group, there are more than 60 people in the tour group going to Renzong Dynasty this time...

Li Qing suddenly felt a little tired. These sixty people... Tour groups in later generations rarely have more than sixty people, right?
However, if you go to Yueyang Tower, it won’t be a big problem if there are too many people.

Li Qing was also considering whether to get himself a little red flag or something like that and cosplay as the tour guide. This is more conspicuous so that no one gets lost. But then I thought about it and let it go.

Everyone has a mobile phone. If you lose it, just throw it away. It’s not like you can’t find anyone.

He put down his cell phone and prepared to divert his mental energy away.

After searching around, I spotted Zhao Kuangyin who was sitting on a chair, concentrating on reading "History of the Song Dynasty".

Zhao Kuangyin suddenly felt a chill in his heart. He raised his head with a happy heart and met Li Qing's malicious smiling face.

"Master Immortal, what's the matter?" Old Zhao suddenly felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

Perhaps because of his long illness, Lao Zhao has been persecuted so much now that he is almost suffering from PTSD. When I saw Li Qing smiling with evil intentions, my first reaction was that he was going to persecute me.

Of course, his persecution radar is still very accurate, and this is what Li Qing intends to do.

"Old Zhao, let me tell you a joke." Li Qing smiled and hugged Zhao Kuangyin's shoulders, his tone was very affectionate.

Zhao Kuangyin covered his forehead with one hand and said angrily: "You tell me, I can bear it."

Seeing that Lao Zhao gave up resistance, Li Qing laughed and started telling Song Dynasty jokes.

"During the reign of Emperor Renzong of Song Dynasty, Empress Dowager Xiao, the mother of Xingzong of Liao Dynasty, assisted the government. Empress Dowager Xiao sent people to inspect the Song Dynasty. Sima Guang, the envoy of the Embassy, ​​asked: 'What do you want to learn in China?'"

"The Liao envoy said: 'The Queen Mother wants to learn the brainwashing techniques of your Queen Mother Liu. How can she monopolize the government affairs and not let people gossip at the same time?'"

"Sima Guang said: 'What are you talking about? I have protected the Queen Mother, disciplined all directions, promoted virtuous people and eliminated traitors, and pacified China and foreign countries. I have made great contributions to the Zhao family...'"

"'Yes, yes, that's what I said, that's what I said!' the Liao envoy said excitedly."

Zhao Kuangyin:......

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