Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!
Chapter 266: Will you give Kuang Yin this face?
Chapter 266: Will you give Kuang Yin this face?
I remember that when he was in school, Li Qing's Chinese teacher was a die-hard fan of Fan Zhongyan and spared no effort to praise Fan Zhongyan in class more than once.
But to be honest, Li Qing didn't think it was a big deal. After all, Fan Zhongyan was really a positive person, and the teacher didn't bring anything personal, so he also liked Fan Zhongyan.
What is the main thing? Fan Zhongyan only has two poems and a short article. Compared with Wang Bo, whose "Preface to Prince Teng's Pavilion" had dozens of poems that surpassed the old model, Li Qing wanted to take good care of Wang Bo.
Wang Bo of the Yonghui Dynasty has grown up. Under Li Qing's special care, this boy is being trained by Li Lingyue.
Damn, the article is so long, isn’t it?
Wang Bo is also feeling pain and happiness now. As the Zhizhi of the Yonghui Dynasty, he drafts all the edicts of the imperial court, which can be regarded as an unyielding talent.
When the emperor's younger brother Li Hong and Pei Wang Li Xian were fighting cocks, Wang Bo joined in and wrote an article "The King of Pei's Chicken"... Yes, according to the course of history, Wang Bo should have helped Pei Wang Li Xian write "The King of Pei". King of Chickens" Xiti Li Zhi was furious and was demoted. But now that he was recruited and won over by Li Hong, he naturally had to stand in Li Hong's position and issue a challenge to the cockfighting family of Pei King Li Xian.
For this reason, Li Hong and Li Xian, the two unlucky guys, were beaten twenty times by Li Lingyue. The poor child Wang Bo was scared to death, but Li Lingyue was a person who loved talents after all, so she didn't do anything to Wang Bo. She just said a few words and gently dropped the board.
No, Wang Bo, who had just committed the crime, was grabbed by Li Qing and went to Yueyang Tower to play together. This was able to calm his little frightened heart.
Of course this was a digression. Li Qing looked down at the manuscript on Fan Zhongyan's case and asked with a smile: "What is Lao Fan writing?"
"Oh, the reason why I asked Teng Zijing to be relegated to Baling County and rebuild the Yueyang Tower is to be recorded in my composition." Fan Zhongyan stroked his beard and smiled: "I just had a feeling in my heart, so I just wrote it down in haste. I also asked the immortal master to read it so that I can correct it. One or two..."
"Farewell, I don't have that level of appreciation." Li Qing waved his hand quickly, "But I can recommend a few people to you, such as Li Bai, Du Fu, Han Yu, Liu Zongyuan, etc. I think you can chat together."
Fan Zhongyan's eyes lit up: "Master Immortal is saying that Shixian Taibai and Shisheng Du Gongbu..."
"Yes, you should hand this Yueyang Tower Notes to Teng Zijing in person." Zhao Kuangyin reached out and picked up Fan Zhongyan's manuscript: "If you don't go to Yueyang Tower, how can you write a Yueyang Tower Notes? Is it possible that you are sleepwalking in Yueyang Tower?"
Fan Zhongyan laughed and said: "Emperor Taizu didn't know that Teng Zijing sent a picture of Yueyang Tower along with the letter. It was after seeing the picture of Yueyang Tower that I felt inspired and wrote this "Yueyang Tower"."
"You have a rich imagination, are all literati like this?" Li Shimin stroked his beard. The less coquettish old Li felt that joys and sorrows were not the same as those of literati.
In fact, Lao Li's literary level is quite a bit high. After all, he is a man who can write "The strong wind knows the strong grass, the rough and turbulent know the honest minister". Compared with Chen Hongli, he is... definitely better than him. His wife's eldest grandson, Wugu, also had good literary skills. She wrote thirty volumes of "Women's Rules". Although it has been lost, fortunately, there is still one "Spring Outing Song" handed down to the world.
Yes, it's the one that says "Why bother asking in the forest? Outstanding and romantic people are always famous."
The reason why this poem can be passed down is also quite funny. His wife wrote a good poem. Of course, Lao Li, who loves to show off, couldn't sit still. He always praised his wife's poems well when meeting everyone.
The painting style is probably like this. For example, when Wei Zheng came to give advice, he originally thought that Li Shimin would be furious, but he never expected that Li Shimin slapped his thigh and showed off to Wei Zheng with bright eyes: "How did you know that my queen wrote a good poem? Come and set things right."
It can be said that 90% of the childlike innocence has not been lost. When Li Qing was in school, he bought a Yu-Gi-Oh card and won the "Blue Eyes White Dragon" to show off to others.
"I am relegated to Dengzhou and cannot leave without an edict, so I have no choice but to make this decision." Fan Zhongyan said with a smile, without any sense of grievance at all. Instead, he still had a bit of optimism that took pleasure in suffering.
"I am the Great Ancestor of the Song Dynasty, and my oral instructions should still be effective," Zhao Kuangyin smiled and patted Fan Zhongyan on the shoulder: "Xiwen, I invite you to go to Yueyang Tower with me."
These words are somewhat threatening, probably "Will you give Kuang Yin this face?"
That great-grandfather's face must be covered no matter what. Let's talk about Taizu's decree, that is also a decree. The main reason is that Fan Zhongyan also wants to go to Yueyang Tower for a stroll. He has not seen Teng Zijing for many years and misses him very much.
As for Dengzhou...he is not worried. After all, it is under the control of Biejia Sima and others, and it is not in a border area, so there is no possibility of trouble.
"Then I have the audacity to comply." Fan Zhongyan bowed respectfully and accepted Zhao Kuangyin's invitation.
On the way, Li Qing suddenly said: "Brother Li, I don't know whether I should say something or not."
"Between you and me, if there's anything we should say or shouldn't say, just say it." Li Shimin looked at Li Qing with a half-smile, thinking to himself, do you know how to be polite? Wasn't it the time to raise my blood pressure when nothing happened?
"That's right, cough," Li Qing stretched out his hand to scratch his face: "My sister-in-law's shoes are now in the treasury of the Song Dynasty. The painter Mi Fu was once ordered to paint the Niyu treasure shoes, which is called "The Legacy of Empress Wende of Tang Dynasty" picture"."
"According to Mi Fu's postscript, this shoe is made of high-soled form. The body of the shoe is woven with Niyu, inlaid with gold leaves on the front and back, and decorated with cloud patterns. It is one foot long, and the bottom is raised three inches upward to form a two-headed hook. The shoes are like this, with two ties in the middle and two beads on the front of the shoe. The shoes are no longer available, but the picture is still around."
*Rage value from Li Shimin +10086
Lao Li looked at Zhao Kuangyin with evil intentions.
Lao Zhao made a quick decision and immediately reached out and slapped Zhao Heng in the face.
"Damn it, are you stuffing everything into the treasure house? Those are your beloved aunt's shoes. How can you let others copy and paint them at will?"
Don't blame Lao Li for being angry and Lao Zhao for being anxious. In ancient times, women's feet were extremely private parts, and even their husbands were not allowed to play with them at will. To describe the poverty of the Tang Dynasty, Empress Changsun's "skirt could not cover her feet" was used, which is evident from this.
The shoes he was wearing were actually collected by someone, and Lao Li's head was buzzing.
"Ah? No..." Zhao Heng was beaten and confused, "My nephew is not interested in feet, so why is he collecting that thing? Maybe it is collected by future generations..."
Before he finished speaking, Fan Zhongyan stretched out his index finger.
"Ah, I know. It was put into the treasury a few years ago. If Emperor Taizu wants to find it, he can ask the current officials."
Lao Fan didn't pay any attention and dug a hole for Zhao Zhen.
Of course, even if you know, you don't really care. After all, it is natural for ancestors to beat their grandchildren.
Real gold is not afraid of fire. If you are right, why should I beat you?
"Brother Li, don't worry, when brother sees that Zhao Zhen, he will be returned to his original owner!" Zhao Kuangyin vowed, patting his chest.
Li Shimin then grumbled and said that he should go to Yueyang Tower first and return the property to its original owner. It would be better to destroy it on the spot. After wandering outside for so many years, who knows what's on those shoes? Lao Li is really... It's better to set him on fire.
When they returned to Zhenguan Dynasty, Li Bai and others had already started drinking. Li Bai kicked his feet on the table and pulled up his pants, revealing his legs covered with black hair. He held a jar of wine in his hand and drank it uninhibitedly. Du Fu, He Zhizhang, Han Yu and others surrounding him clapped and applauded.
Bai Juyi clasped his fingers aside and sniffed, muttering about the conspicuous bag.
"Is this Li Taibai? It's really..." Fan Zhongyan looked at the bold and unruly Li Bai with some reverence, yearning for him somewhat.
Please, this is Li Bai! Who doesn’t want to imitate Li Bai and live a free and uninhibited life?
"Okay, okay, Taibai, don't drink." Li Qing went up and took off the wine jar, patted the drunken Li Bai, "Save some for now, don't you want to drink when you go to Yueyang Tower?"
"Drink, we must go to Yueyang Tower!" Li Bai put one hand on his hips and held Li Qing's shoulder with the other: "Qing...Brother Qing, I will listen to you. Let's go to Yueyang Tower and we won't come back until we get drunk! I want to write a story that will be passed down forever. ——”
"Hiccup."
Li Qing:......
Good guy, you want to write a hiccup that will be famous throughout the ages, right?
It's really strange.
"Shixian Taibai is bold and unrestrained, I have seen it today." Fan Zhongyan shook his head and said with emotion.
Suddenly he felt something in his heart and looked out the window.
You are obviously in the house, but you feel like you are on the top of the mountain, with a view of the mountains. Looking around, he could actually see the entire city of Chang'an. Fan Zhongyan was shocked by the giant houses puffing out smoke, the rows of high-rise buildings, and the busy traffic passing through the city.
Is this the legendary atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty? No wonder we could raise such a bold and uninhibited poet...
In fact, he had misunderstood... A bold poet like Li Bai was not raised by industry, but was the inclusive and inclusive cultural self-confidence of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, as well as his unparalleled national power and unrivaled scornful power. These are all indispensable. .
In the prosperous Tang Dynasty, national power was strong, and most scholars were eager to make contributions. Li Bai regarded himself as an unparalleled talent, and promised to "exercise his wisdom and be willing to serve as an assistant, so that the whole region can be settled and the sea county can be unified." These ideals and expectations also shape his writing style.
There was only one Li Bai. In the feudal society for more than two thousand years, the poet Taibai was born in the last thousand years, and Su Shi and Su Dongpo were born in the next thousand years. They were two literati known for their boldness and open-mindedness.
It's just that Su Shi, who was in the sixth year of Qingli, was still young and had just reached his prime. He had to wait until the second year of Jiayou to become a Jinshi before he could officially enter the stage of history.
Speaking of Jiayou's second year in the Jinshi Department, it was really a battle between dragons and tigers. The examiner was Ouyang Xiu, who wrote "The Drunkard's Pavilion", and the selected talents included Su Shi and Su Che, three of the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. There are also Cheng Hao and Cheng Yi, the two masters who Yang Shi and Cheng Menlixue asked to meet. There is also Mr. Hengqu Zhang Zai - the copyright holder of the four lines of Hengqu that must be copied in time travel novels: "Establish a heart for the world, establish a destiny for the people, continue the unique knowledge for the saints, and create peace for all generations."
It can be said that it is a group of death.
"Speaking of being bold and unrestrained, you Da Bian... you also have one in the Song Dynasty." Li Qing wanted to say Da Bian Dynasty, but he still stopped in front of Fan Zhongyan: "When I go to Shenzong Dynasty in a few years, I will take you and Su Let’s fish for Su Shi together.”
"Fishing Su Shi?" Fan Zhongyan keenly grasped the key point of the question: "Why do you say 'fishing'? Could it be that he fell into the water?"
"Oh, that's not true." Li Qing spread his hands and said, "This guy is a bad talker and always offends people, so he was kicked out of Beijing and demoted to Qiongzhou."
Fan Zhongyan's beard twitched. He couldn't imagine how arrogant a person could be, to be so devalued that his grandma and uncle didn't love him.
"Hey, don't worry about him, he's optimistic." Li Qing put his arm on Li Bai's shoulder and said with a smile, "What are you doing here? Let's go quickly."
"Let's go, let's go together, let's go together." Li Bai drunkenly greeted his little friend Du Fu: "Brother Zimei, let's go... Hey, where is Gao Thirty-five?"
Li Bai, who suddenly thought of Gao Shi, looked around and found no trace of Gao Shi.
"I'm here." Gao Shi stood in front of Li Bai with a black look on his face. You can't even see such a big living person standing in front of you?
"Ah ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha..." Li Bai broke away from Li Qing's arm and rushed to Gao Shi's side. The two brothers held Du Fu in one hand and Gao Shi in the other: "Go, go and have a rest, go and have a rest." Look at the beauty of the Song Dynasty!"
Gao Shi shook his head helplessly. He was really used to this Brother Taibai.
Li Bai has always been this uninhibited and unrestrained person, not caring about anything. If you really don't understand Li Bai, you really can't get along with him.
Du Fu smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Gao Shi's belly, and the two of them helped Li Bai forward together.
The current Du Fu is completely different from the little old man who was frustrated in life. He is now the right servant of the Minister of the Tang Dynasty. He is a high-ranking official and was even named "Gong Guogong". The son of the family almost starved to death. , and also married Princess Yan, Li Chengqian's daughter.
This Gong Guogong was not randomly sealed. The Tang Dynasty generally liked to use the titles of the vassal states in the Spring and Autumn Period to designate the Duke, and Du Fu's hometown, Gongyi, was Gong Boguo in the Spring and Autumn Period.
Basically, more than half of the veterans from the Zhenguan period have retired. Even Sun Wuji, who was obsessed with power, retired early and took a car to go sightseeing when he had nothing to do. He was so happy that he even lost weight.
It’s rare in life to lose weight as you get older, and it’s healthy to be a little thinner.
Li Bai is actually not bad at it. Now he is the president of Chang'an Royal University. In terms of rank, he is also a senior official of the third rank.
The name of Shixian is the signature of Chang'an Royal University. Although the principal always goes out to have a drink when he has nothing to do, he will occasionally give a few lectures to talk about how to write poetry. Many students from the Song and Ming dynasties came here because of his reputation, and volunteered to fill in the Chang'an Imperial College University.
From the current point of view, Li Bai's university has the highest score in the college entrance examination.
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(End of this chapter)
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