Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: Ancestor Xie is here!

When he woke up the next day, Li Qing found that the old boy Su Shi was sleeping with his legs in his arms.

"Get up, get up, Lao Su." Li Qing took out his mobile phone. It was already half past one in the afternoon.

Lao Su rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned: "What time are you getting up at this time?"

"It's already past one in the afternoon." Li Qing reminded: "If you don't go home, your wife will go crazy!"

Su Shi Gulu stood up all of a sudden, no longer sleepy: "Is this... is it too late?"

"Otherwise? When were you so high last night that you forgot?" Li Qing curled his lips: "Look at Li Bai drinking... Hey, where is Li Bai?"

"Gurgling..."

Li Qing saw that Li Bai was missing and quickly looked for him. When he stuck his head out of the window, he saw Li Bai lying on the boat with his face in the water and bubbles popping out.

"It's broken, Brother Bai is drowning!" Su Shi was shocked, but he didn't want Li Qing to laugh beside him.

He was not afraid of this. He had known a long time ago that Li Bai liked to fish for the moon when he drank too much. He ate a permanent gill grass for Li Bai. Li Bai now had gills.

In layman's terms... Li Bai was fine even if he slept in the river for three days.

"Don't worry, he's fine." Li Qing said, dragging Li Bai onto the boat: "Look, isn't this good?"

Li Bai's eyes were open. After a while, he spat out a large amount of water. He stretched out his hand to rub his chest and asked, "What, are you going to the northwest? What...what city?"

"Yongle City." Li Qing added. He glanced at the time and said, "Speaking of which, it's almost time for the Song Army to suffer defeat. As expected, an army of 300,000 troops is already on the way."

As soon as these words came out, Su Shi was shocked.

Even though he was demoted and exiled, he always paid attention to the court and the border. Now let’s look at what Li Qing means... is the Western bandits going to attack Yongle City, and the border is in danger?
"Then...then what are you waiting for? Let's go to Beijing quickly and report this matter to the officials..." Su Shi was anxious.

"What's the point of looking for you, Zhao Guan's family?" After getting up, Cao Cao walked outside and stretched his waist: "He is only thinking about destroying Xixia with a snap of his fingers, and he won't listen to your advice at all."

"Then we missed this opportunity and allowed Xixia to attack the Song Dynasty?" Su Shi paced around the boat, still feeling that something was wrong: "We have to find a way to get the best of both worlds... Let me think about it..."

"Don't think about it, it's not a big deal." Li Shimin bowed his head and walked out, smiling and said: "Isn't it just Xixia invaders? Why are you so anxious?"

"Don't worry, can you deal with Xixia on your own?" Su Shi took a deep breath.

Who knew that after hearing his words, everyone around him laughed.

"You...why are you laughing?" Su Shi asked doubtfully. How long has it been? Are you still thinking of joking?
"If you, Brother Erfeng, just rely on your words, let alone Xixia, you can tie the Song Dynasty and the Liao Dynasty together, and it is not enough for him to deal with it alone." Cao Cao held his stomach and laughed for a long time: "Did you know who is he?"

"Who is it?" Su Shi was stunned.

"He is the Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty who you said was 'not as good as your Song Dynasty officials'." Cao Cao burst out laughing.

"Don't make fun of me!" Su Shi was angry, "Tang Taizong was a figure many years ago, how could it be possible..."

"I'm not lying to you. I am Cao Cao, the 'greatest hero of all time', and that person is Li Taibai, the Immortal Poetry." Cao Cao began to introduce to Su Shi: "You don't need to worry about things on the northwest border. With Zhao Kuangyin here, Xixia can't do anything. Scabies is the disease of the ear.”

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Su Shi didn't believe it at all: "Don't think that I haven't sobered up yet and are making fun of me!"

Having said that, Su Shi really reacted.

"It's bad, am I really not sober?"

He was talking to himself, sitting on the edge of the boat, putting his head in the water and snoring.

When he got up again, the four people on the boat had changed their clothes at some point.

Brother Erfeng had already changed into a black and gold uniform, and the knowledgeable Su Shi could tell at a glance that it was an imperial costume belonging to the Tang Dynasty; Brother Meng De had already changed into a royal costume from the Han Dynasty, and Li Bai... Li Bai also put on a knight's attire, looking like a knight-errant.

"You... you..." Su Shi pointed at them tremblingly, and suddenly lowered his head to find the clothes he had changed.

"Hahaha... This is Old Su." Li Shimin pointed at Su Shi: "Stop looking for him. You go home first, take your wife and children, and stay in Zhenguan Dynasty temporarily."

Su Shi scratched his head, not knowing whether he should say yes or no.

The next moment, several of them had appeared at home. In front of them was Wang Runzhi, who was holding a child and feeding them porridge. He and the child stared at the five of them in amazement.

"Mrs. Sister-in-law is frightened." Cao Cao stroked his beard and smiled.

Su Shi reacted and immediately dragged Cao Cao out. Regardless of whether it was true or false, he could not let Cao Cao see his wife.

"Alas, you misunderstood Cao!" Cao Cao didn't know what to say: "Cao is good, he is just a widow, not someone else's..."

"Then I have to guard against you!" Li Shimin teased from behind.

"The one who really likes other people's wives is the Tang Taizong in front of you!" Cao Cao puffed his beard and glared.

"That's a wild history, a man who only loves Guanyin." Li Shimin proudly puffed up his chest.

Only then did Wang Runzhi speak, pointing at a few people in surprise and asking: "You..."

"Sister-in-law, please don't panic. We are just here to move your sister-in-law and her family to live temporarily in Zhenguan Dynasty." Li Shimin comforted her.

These two words were also commonly used in the Song Dynasty. Brother Song thought who was a hero on the mountain, he must go down the mountain to "move" his wife and children.

Of course, it doesn’t matter whether the wife and children are willing or not, it must be done voluntarily. Madam, you don’t want anything to happen to General Xu, right?

Su Shi was still waiting to speak, but he saw Li Qing snap his fingers, and a dark hole appeared in the courtyard.

Not long after, with Su Shi's dumbfounded expression, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Zhen walked out of the black hole.

As a Jinshi in Jiayou's second year, Su Shi would never forget what Zhao Zhen looked like.

He immediately bowed and saluted: "Your Majesty Su Shi, I have met the late Emperor..."

After saying this, I felt something was wrong. The late emperor usually refers to dead people, but the late emperor in front of me is alive... So the question is, can the living late emperor still be called the late emperor?

As if sensing Su Shi's doubts, Zhao Zhen said gently: "Su Qing doesn't need to be polite, just call me Guanjia."

"Official..." Su Shi immediately handed over his hand.

In the Song Dynasty, unlike the later Ming and Qing Dynasties, ministers did not need to kneel when they met the emperor, as long as it was not a large court meeting. When Lao Su saw the late emperor Zhao Zhen, he just bowed and saluted.

Only then did Su Shi accept the identity of Li Qing and others.

Seeing Su Shi's doubts, Cao Cao smiled and said: "Speaking of it, it was the suggestion of the immortal master. He said that Su Shi would definitely have a different temper with us. Of course, seeing it is better than seeing it. But now that I have seen it, I feel that, as a friend of yours, I'm done!"

"Hahaha... Prime Minister Cao... King Wei... Hungry, Emperor Wu..." Su Shi laughed for a long time, not thinking about what to call Cao Cao.

"Let's call him Brother Meng De. We have antagonistic tempers and we treat each other as brothers!" Cao Cao said with a smile.

"Then you're welcome, Brother Mengde, Brother Taibai, and two more..." Su Shi cupped his hands. He originally wanted to call Li Shimin his brother, but suddenly thought that the other person was the emperor, and he hesitated for a moment. Call Emperor Taizong.

Li Shimin saw Su Shi's hesitation and said with a smile: "So what if we call him Brother Erfeng? Look at that Li Taibai. He didn't call me brother even when he drank too much. Besides, I'm not the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty anymore." Call us brothers!"

"Okay, Brother Erfeng." Su Shi felt that he had a lot of face. If he could be a brother to Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, wouldn't he also be able to be a brother to me, Emperor Taizu...

Of course, you can just think about it, but it's better not to put it into practice.

Zhao Zhen on the side looked at Su Shi with envy. He also wanted to call Li Shimin brothers...

But this is unrealistic, after all, seniority is at stake here.

"Have you finished handling the matter there?" Li Qing asked Zhao Kuangyin.

"Well, Brother Guo's two dynasties have come to an end. It's better to leave the remaining matters to him." Zhao Kuangyin breathed a sigh of relief: "Brother Guo is still complaining to me, saying that he only has two The planes cannot be compared with the Tang Dynasty, which has twenty planes..."

"Then why don't you just give him two?" Li Qingle asked: "Didn't you say before that the Song Dynasty had too many planes that you couldn't manage?"

Zhao Kuangyin quickly shook his head: "No, I regretted it. Who would dislike having too many planes...Really, is that what I said? It can't be done, it's impossible."

"As long as you know, don't worry. When I go to Sima Jin in a while, those planes will be left to you to carve up, as well as the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms." Li Qing said with a smile.

The Jin Dynasty can actually go now, but after all, the affairs of the Han Dynasty, Song Dynasty and Ming Dynasty have not been settled yet. After all, the affairs of these dynasties must be settled first before going to Sima Jin to do anything.

Of course, there is a joke in hell - I asked Li Qing why he came to the Tang Dynasty first, and the Ming Dynasty second, but it turned out that the Qin Dynasty was the first to finish the entire dynasty?
Answer: Because the Qin Dynasty only had two generations.

When Liu Bang told this joke with a frown on his face, Ying Zheng directly recognized Yu Ji as his sister and made a princess of Chu.

Then there was nothing more. Xiang Yu had actually avenged his father's grudges long ago, and he had no ill feelings towards Qin Shihuang now. But for Liu Bang, a happy enemy, he must not be let go.

The result was that Bangzi was pushed to the ground by Xiang Yu and beaten hard, until he was beaten like a panda.

Of course, Ying Zheng, a good man, saw clearly that to bribe Xiang Yu, it would be better to bribe Yu Ji. After all, he could still enjoy the pillow breeze, and besides, Xiang Yu was still a beloved wife.

At Li Shimin's warm invitation, Su Shi agreed to go to the Zhenguan Dynasty and was awarded the honorary bachelor's degree of the third grade.

With a wave of his hand, Lao Li gave Su Shi a villa as a gift, which was not far from his small courtyard.

"I can finally live a good life." Su Shi looked at the luxurious villa with emotion and put his hand on his wife's shoulder.

"Following you, I won't have to suffer." Wang Runzhi smiled gently and rested his head on Su Shi's shoulder.

Not to mention the show of affection between Su Shi and his wife, Zhao Kuangyin also began to mobilize troops intensively to prepare to solve the problem of his useless grandnephew.

It is said that children and grandchildren have their own blessings, but Zhao Kuangyin didn't see it. He felt that having so many nephews and grandchildren was really something he had done wrong in his life.

He feels a little regretful now. If he hadn't bullied the orphans and widowed mothers, wouldn't his virtue have been damaged? If his moral character is not damaged, the younger brother will not follow suit and bully orphans and widowed mothers to usurp the throne; if the younger brother does not usurp the throne, will there be no such terrible bullshit?
Complaints were complaints, but he still gathered an army of 17,000 troops and went to Yuanfeng Dynasty to help in the war.

To attack Xixia, after all, it is different from the Liao Kingdom. In fact, it does not require an army. One or two regiments are enough.

But Lao Zhao feels that the lion should try his best to fight the rabbit, no matter what, he has to open the eyes of the Western thieves, right?
So, under the leadership of Zhao Kuangyin, this army disappeared into the black hole of time and space.

"Are you going to take a look too?" Li Qing turned around and asked Su Shi.

Su Shi's face lit up with joy: "Can I also go and watch the game?"

"Of course I want to go. Don't you want to see what kind of strength Da Song is now?" Li Qing asked with a smile.

"Then let's go together, let's go together!" Su Shi happily let go of his wife: "You take care of the children at home first, and I'll go watch a battle. I'll come back as soon as I go."

"Go away, sir. I'm waiting for you at home." Wang Runzhi said warmly.

……

After defeating the Xixia army in the fourth year of Yuanfeng and occupying more than two thousand miles of land, Song Shenzong Zhao Xu's heart was extremely swollen.

After a while, his whole heart began to tense up, and he no longer doubted his own strength as before.

Thinking about it, he is a young man in his prime after all. How can a man live in the world between heaven and earth, and stay depressed for a long time? Although Xixia was professed as a vassal, it still received a lot of annual coins. Wouldn't it be better to use these coins to raise troops in the Song Dynasty? Do you have to support the enemy to send bullets to the enemy?
Su Laoquan's words are very good. Serving Qin with the land is like putting out fire with firewood. The fire will not be extinguished until the firewood is exhausted.

So he decided to cut the grass without eradicating the roots, and the spring breeze would grow again. In September, he ordered Xu Xi and the general manager of the army and horses of Yanyan Road, Zhong'e, to lead the troops to attack Xia!

Xu Xi felt that he could not attack Xixia directly. After all, there was a precedent of conquering three states but not being able to garrison them. A bridgehead should be established first as a backup for attacking Xia.

So Zhong'e was campaigning in the front, and Xu Xi was building a city in the rear, intending to fight steadily.

However, Western Xia was not completely unprepared. Knowing that the Song Dynasty was building a city, it sent an army of 300,000 to try to remove this thorn.

As the saying goes, how can we tolerate others sleeping soundly on the side of the couch? With such a nail right under their noses, the Xixia people felt that they could not sleep well. They always felt that they suddenly woke up one morning and found that the Song army had entered Xixia territory.

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